You Know You're A Buffy Fan When.../Rules Of Buffy

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91st Rule Of Buffy: You'll be more cautious in graveyards than ever before

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92nd Rule of Buffy: You become very cautious of people you haven't seen outside in the day or in direct sunlight.

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93rd Rule Of Buffy: You become extremely cautious and weary of the mayor of your town

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94th Rule Of Buffy: You start researching your town's history to see if it resides on a Hellmouth

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95th Rule Of Buffy: Anything, and everything may give you inspiration for a fanfic

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96th Rule Of Buffy: You think of P.E, going to the gym, or doing any physical exercise at all as Slayer training.

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97th Rule Of Buffy: You'll views Witches in an entirely different light, and the same goes for vampires

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98th Rule Of Buffy: Twilight (the book series) makes you very angry at least once.

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99th Rule Of Buffy: You look for signs of your friends or anyone you know acting strangely, because you believe they might be out to kill you

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100th Rule Of Buffy: You get excited over the fact that Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof are married in real life.

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101st Rule Of Buffy: You will cry over one ship. It's non-debatable

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102nd Rule Of Buffy: Halloween becomes the one day of the year you relax and take a break from constantly watching your back.

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103rd Rule Of Buffy: Candles and Herbs can be described as bad things

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104th Rule of Buffy: your room is lit with fairy lights.

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105th Rule Of Buffy: The show's characters are the sole reason you started writing smut for your fics

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106th Rule Of Buffy: Naming your futures/not so future kids any of the following is encouraged: Buffy, Willow, [Ale]Xander, Faith, Dawn, William, Liam, Tara, Daniel, Cordelia, Anya, and Rupert? Kind of iffy on the last one.

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107th Rule Of Buffy: You would rather talk about the show than any other subject

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108th Rule of Buffy:

You will slay any one of your friends who say they've seen better shows with the Look of Death.

[Azirahael]

109th Rule of Buffy:

Any kitties will be call Miss Kitty Fantastico.

Anything else would be wrong.

Maybe Trixie.

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110th ROB: You will find that you have developed a babble after watching the show.

111th ROB: You will read any books or watch any TV shows/movies that have characters named Willow or Tara in them.

112th ROB: You will wear a cross around your neck, even if annoying people keep coming up and saying, "I didn't know you were religious."

113th ROB: You will murder anyone who critisizes W/T's fashion sense. No discussion.

114th ROB: When you stumble across Buffy merch, you will squeal like a little girl.

1145h ROB: You will have a long, long list of Buffy quotes. You will also have a lot of quotes by Alyson Hannigan and Amber Benson.

116th ROB: You will read all of Amber Benson's books.

117th ROB: You will eat bananas even if it is not lunchtime.

118th ROB: You will instantly recognise any member of the cast when there is a picture of them on the cover of a movie, have to convince everyone that it is in fact them, and do the Snoopy dance when of course you are right.

119th ROB: You become very suspicious of college roommates who act strangely. Do not panic if you feel the urge to collect their toenail clippings. This is normal.

120th ROB: If anyone you know has a stalker ex-girlfriend, you believe it is a sex bot.

121st ROB: You are suspicious of any of your mother's boyfriends who are great cooks, because they may be evil robots with previous girlfriends (now dead) in their closet.

122nd ROB: You think that Japanese commercials are weird.

123rd ROB: You will squeal like a little girl whenever someone says, "five by five".

124th ROB: You prefer sassy eggs and funny shaped pancakes to most other foods.

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125th ROB: You immediately become disappointed when you go to stores, and find no Buffy things whatsoever :(

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126th Rule of Buffy: Fanfic only has one meaning. And a small cast...

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127th ROB: You only occasionally glance at the comics to see if Joss has brought back Tara yet, and almost immediately go back to the Fanfic Headcanon you've created when you find he hasn't

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128th Rule of Buffy: You actually know what 5 by 5 means.

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129th ROB: You decorate all of your school notebooks with Buffy related things

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130th Rule of Buffy: In different coloured pens, of course.

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131th ROB: You spend money on buying a Buffy school planner from 2003, even though you'll never use it

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132nd Rule of Buffy: And you have a Triangle Tara!

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133rd ROB: You look on Ebay at Buffy lots of various merchandise (Cards, books, notebooks, signitures, etc)

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134th ROB:You must always respect the new/younger fans of Buffy regardless of "they weren't watching it back in the day."