Dude! I was totally gonna post this last night! Then I got concerned that there might be...reactions, which it appears was a valid concern. I must say I do not feel it is appropriate to post in a thread merely to express your disapproval of or lack of interest in the thread. In recent weeks there has been a plethora of posts about science fiction books, movies, shows, etc. which I did not especially care about. My solution? I didn't read them. Quite simple, really. Some people like to talk about sci fi, some people like to talk about sex. It seems to me that both are at least tangentially related to the board, and there's no reason that a thread concerning the latter which is clearly marked as such ought to be subject to disparagement. I am starting to feel, ever-so-slightly, that an atmosphere of intimidation is being created on the board when it comes to this subject. There is nothing shameful or wrong about sex talk, and I don't appreciate being made to feel as though there is. And I realize that by this point I'm preaching to the choir, so I'll just get on with the dirty parts, shall I?
1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?
The one that springs immediately to mind is the rooftop of a building in NYC. The thing about this building was, it was surrounded on three sides by much taller buildings, which meant that we were in full view of anyone who cared to look out a window. Well, partial view, as we had blankets. And it was dark. But still.
Oh! There was also Woodstock! Woodstock '94, that is. In a tent, surrounded by half a million people. While Nine Inch Nails played. Surreal.
Other faves include the bathroom floor during a party (lots of knocking on the door and complaints of "I have to pee! What are you doing in there?"), my parents' rose garden, and the back seat of a mint green Dodge Aspen. Great car.
2. Will you push a guy/girl around in bed?
You know, I just can't do kink. Location aside, I'm very vanilla. Once I was with someone who liked to be spanked...I tried to get into it, I really did, but I just couldn't. Plus I'm a very nonviolent person. So no.
3. Does size matter?
In my experience, no.
4. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
Giving. I'm actually slightly uncomfortable when receiving. It makes me feel selfish. Not that I tell them to stop or anything....
5. Have you ever had a one-night stand?
No. Nor will I.
6. What's your fave part of your body?
Okay, sure: my cootch. I think it's one of the more attractive that I've seen. My gynecologist agrees.
7. Are you into sex toys or getting adventurous in bed?
I think when two women are together, toys inevitably come into play. But overall, as I said, I'm pretty vanilla.
8. Was your first time everything you thought it would be?
I don't know that I thought that much about what it would be. It was weird, and painful. I wasn't prepared for it. But it was with someone that I really loved, and I'm glad of that.
9. Are you turned on by talking dirty in bed?
Nope. Again, I've tried...just doesn't do anything for me.
10. What's your view of porn?
I knew a guy who was obsessed with porn, and that concerned me. But as long as you're not obsessed, go for it. I have no interest in it, however.
11. Have you had an embarrassing sexual moment on the scale of the guy getting caught violating a pie in American Pie?
Um...well one time I was gettin' it pretty good in an apartment that I had just moved into that didn't have any curtains on the windows...and the apartment next door also had open windows...and the guy who lived there came home with his friends...and there was some pointing and laughing. I was actually not that embarrassed, though.
12. Finally, do you consider yourself good in bed?
It all depends on who I'm with. If it's the right person, I can be amazing.
