Top Ten Signs Willow is Turning Evil

[LordBowler]

There has been a lot of speculation that Willow's dabbling with Dark Magics will cause her to turn evil this season. I don't really see that happening, but just to be on the safe side...

From the Home Office in the burnt-out remains of Sunnydale High School...

The Top Ten Signs Willow is Turning Evil...

10. Scared of Willow, Miss Kitty Fantastico vanishes for episodes at a time ...OK not actually a very useful sign.
9. Starts wearing a Kimono and eating Sushi... Sorry that's one of the top ten signs Willow's turning Japanese, I think she's turning Japanese, I really think so.
8. Has a copy of 'Being an Evil Genius for Dummies" in her book bag.
7. Stops drinking coffee at the Espresso Pump starts drinking coffee at Starbucks.
6. So busy plotting World Domination she only has time to have sex with Tara seven or eight times a day.
5. There is no number five.
4. Has circled the Deluxe Shark Tank in the Sharper Image catalogue.
3. Changes her major to 'Mad Science.'
2. When she ties up Tara at night, she uses the ropes that chafe.

...and the number one sign Willow is turning evil is...

1. Her clothes no longer clash since skin-tight black leather goes with everything.

Lord Bowler
"We're always taught that Dragons don't exist... It's the only way we can discover them for ourselves." -- Bone #25

[Dumbsaint]

Heh. That was a real tickler.

[Warduke]

Another great top 10 LordBowler

Love #1, #2 and #6

[Roxton]

Thanks LordBowler, I needed a good laugh. I really liked #1 and #8.

[KittyKo]

*laughs* excelent! I liked #1 and #8

[Kittie17]

#9! that made me laugh!! I can imagine her being Japense! lol eating rice..
oh god... i'm crazy...

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[Caira]

The Top Ten Signs Willow is Turning Evil...

10. Scared of Willow, Miss Kitty Fantastico vanishes for episodes at a time... OK, not actually a very useful sign.
9. Starts wearing a Kimono and eating Sushi... Sorry that's one of the top ten signs Willow's turning Japanese, I think she's turning Japanese, I really think so.

Or for something truly evil (Australians will get this)...
o/~ I'm turning into Pauline yes I'm turning into Pauline bloody Hanson... o/~
Well, she's got the right dye job... *evil laugh*

8. Has a copy of 'Being an Evil Genius for Dummies" in her book bag.

Oh, come off it, this is Willow we're talking about. She's smart enough to skip straight to expert-level stuff...

7. Stops drinking coffee at the Espresso Pump. Starts drinking coffee at Starbucks.

Indeed. This is surefire. (And let's face it, Willow on caffeine bought anywhere is terrifying enough when she's on the side of good... )

6. So busy plotting World Domination she only has time to have sex with Tara seven or eight times a day.

Which is, of course, the real tragedy...

5. There is no number five.
4. Has circled the Deluxe Shark Tank in the Sharper Image catalogue.
3. Changes her major to 'Mad Science.'
2. When she ties up Tara at night, she uses the ropes that chafe.
...and the number one sign Willow is turning evil is...
1. Her clothes no longer clash since skin-tight black leather goes with everything.

And people have raised objections to this whole "evil Willow" thing? Jeez. And *drool*, of course...

Post edited due to typos...

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[Katharyn]

Thanks LordBowler,that was great, really cheered me up.

Katharyn

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[tommo]

Excellent Lord B. Always love your top tens.

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[Wolfie]

Geezzzz, Lord B; thankye for brightening my day, after way too much puppy vomit (okay, too much info, but it's distressing). Thankyou thankyou thankyou!

[tyche]

Ah, we can only fantasise about the black leather...
And LOL, especially about the 'Evil for Dummies'.

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[minion]

Awesome as ever

Love no 6 and no 2 although they are so not good for my mental condition

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[Kath]

I just love your top tens!

[WiccanBex]

cool top 10!

i wish i could come up with funny stuff like that...

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[buffelina]

These were hysterical; I was on the floor! Thanks for making a boring workday a little more enjoyable!

[Puff]

Thanks LordBowler 1,2 and 6 made me laugh so much I spat out my tea...maybe that is not a good thing.

[Forrister]

quote:

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Originally posted by Caira:
[b]Or for something truly evil (Australians will get this)...
o/~ I'm turning into Pauline yes I'm turning into Pauline bloody Hanson... o/~
Well, she's got the right dye job... *evil laugh*

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Caira, this is too hideous to even contemplate. Does this mean that was really Willow in court the other day? Please explain? lol

[Forrister runs gibbering from the room in search of a safe politician-free fish and chip shop. Comes back briefly to leave one last message,]

Thanks Lord B! Long may your humour grace these pages!

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[nika]

LordB I love your top 10's. Now I've a stupid grin on my face that I won't be able to explain.

[discostar]

That was SO clever LordB! haha

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[Shewolf]

ROTFL!!!!

I just love top ten lists... I especially liked the Starbucks one.

[Mara]

LOLOL... loved #6

[BabyWillow81]

LMAO!!!!!!

I love number 6, 4, and 2!!!

Oww helk i love em alll!!!

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[BabyWillowsGoddess]

Okay My question is who has time for sex 6 or 7 times a day??? I'd really like to know this one... Oh yeah and Willow tieing Tara up. Does anyone else get this vivid picture in there head that is very sexual? Okay i know its Tara and willow but that Chaffing from wrist restraints is very vivid... This is making me think of... (oh wait this would be an over share) BEEP BEEP BEEP backing up so i don't go there... LOL

[tommo]

quote:

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Originally posted by BabyWillowsGoddess:
Okay My question is who has time for sex 6 or 7 times a day???

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Um, plenty of people.

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[WiccanBex]

quote:

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Originally posted by BabyWillowsGoddess:
Does anyone else get this vivid picture in there head that is very sexual?

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i think that image is shared by everyone...

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[An]

Marvelous! Really hilarious! Love the MKF-dissappearance one