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 Post subject: Re: Fic Challenge -- UPDATED (4/24): 6 FICS POSTED
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A tip of the hat to the six grandmistresses of smut who have cum up with intriguing ways to mix the disparate elements together.
Akin to Amber saying on her cover blurb for Robin McKinley's "Sunshine" that she had no idea that blood and dessert could go together so well, who knew that powertools, tumbleweeds, and a jello filled baby pool could be a harmonious marriage?
Tara in a black bikini-yum :clap :applause

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Whoo, Cyd! So glad you added a posting to this challenge! So many of my favorite writers have stepped up. Life is good. :-D

You get the award for "Most creative use of Tumbleweed" -- at first I thought "ooohhh the tumbleweed is the villian, trapping our girls in the desert like that." But, before long, all I thought was "WOOT! Go tumbleweed, you instigator of a delightfully smutty situation!"

And what great build up! Tara...soaking her tshirt...prominently displaying the girls... :drool Oh yeah...me likey!

EXCELLENT fic, Cyd. Thank you so much for participating in the challenge! And so glad that my little challenge could provide you with a bit of distraction. ;-)

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Lovin' the fics so far, brilliant and I must say, very creative use of tumbleweed, asparagus and baby pool of jello! :lol Here's my lil' chip in, this is especially for Car - for all her pleadings and 'beggings' and coaxings in kitten chat :lol - you rock Car! ;) Hopeit'll be an enjoyable read, please be kind, I haven't written smut in a loooooong time :p

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Title: Service In The Office
Author: Cass ( intricatemirage@yahoo.com )
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Joss Whedon, ME, UPN, and other characters belong to me.
Feedback: Yes please, everything is welcome
Distribution: Email me first please, just to let me know if you're borrowing it.
Rating: NC-17

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Knock. Knock.

“Baby…?”

“Hmm…?” Came the fleeting reply of Willow’s, who was presently sitting on the floor of her office, surrounded by cordless power tools of all kinds – drills, drivers, screwdrivers, jigsaws, even a circular saw! Whatever Tara could think of, she saw it lying in front of her, surrounding her precious redhead.

Leaning against the door frame, Tara watched as her girlfriend continued sitting there manhandling those tools. “Willow…” Holding out her hand to her girlfriend, “C’mere baby… It’s been many hours now, you should rest.”

Looking up at Tara, exasperation evident in her eyes, “Tare… This is driving me crazy! I just can’t seem to find the right idea for this set of tools! There have been so many different adverts for it, it’s like the fountain of ideas for cordless power tools has finally run dry!” Shooting a quick glance out onto the corridor behind Tara, Willow caught sight of Anya chasing a couple of tumbleweeds across the hallway. Groaning in frustration, “And I’ve still yet to figure out an idea for THAT! Who in the world would want to advertise for tumbleweed Tare?! And and this… THIS!” Holding up one stick of asparagus as though it was a piece of incriminating evidence, “This little bugger here needs an advert too! What is this world coming to?! You don’t advertise asparagus! You pack them nicely, put them in a supermarket and sell them!”

Seeing that Willow was sitting there, almost on the verge of pulling her hair out, Tara hurriedly moved away from the door frame, shutting the door behind her before stepping gingerly but quickly over the power tools as she took hold of Willow’s hands and slowly eased her lover off the ground, putting her back on her feet once more. “Hey hey… Easy there baby… You’ll get there Will. Don’t fret about it. Look, I’ll give you a helping hand tonight ok? Just let me get my alcoholic jello advert out of the way. It’s just gone up to Tony for the green light.”

Smiling appreciatively at her gorgeous girlfriend who was always so ready and willing to lend her a helping hand and take some of the stress off her, Willow couldn’t help but feel she was the luckiest woman alive. “Thanks Tare, you’re the best. I can feel the nerves calming down already. So has it finally left you and gone up to Tony? That’s great baby! I must say, your idea to have a blowup baby pool of jello was certainly quite ingenious, love the quote too – ‘Whoever said babies have more fun?’.

Laughing out loud, “I doubt it’s that ingenious baby, and well, what was I to do with alcoholic jello in one hand and the customer on the other telling me he insists on having a blowup baby pool in the picture?”

Wrapping her arms lovingly around the blonde, Willow leaned in and gently kissed Tara’s neck, “Well… We’ve been in this business a looooong time, there’s certainly some weird customers out there. But as long as we give them what they want, they’ll walk away satisfied.” Sliding her hands down to cup Tara’s firm ass, Willow took a long slow lick of her neck, murmuring, “Reach out and lock the door baby, I want to give you what you want…”

Tara hurriedly stretched one arm out to lock the door, before pulling away from Willow slightly, flashing a sexy smirk, “Well Miss Rosenberg, I want to walk away very satisfied.”

“Well… Come on over then Miss Maclay…” Holding Tara’s hand as she led them over to the table, her free hand clearing the table as she swept the files and pens off it, hearing the resounding thud of the files on the ground before smiling sexily at Tara as she patted the top of the table, “I guarantee an excellent service, if not, it’s all your money back.”

Tara could feel her legs going all wobbly as she watched Willow who was by far, the sexiest lover alive. She lifted herself quickly onto the table and slowly laid down on it as Willow got up after her and straddled her hips. Resting her hands on Willow’s hips, Tara gazed into those pools of green as a sexy smirk graced her face, “I hope I won’t be disappointed Miss Rosenberg.”

Gripping Tara’s hands with hers, Willow moved them from her hips and held them above Tara’s head. Without speaking, she captured Tara’s soft lips in a passionate kiss, kissing her long and hard before breaking away from an almost breathless blonde. Leaning in, Willow took a slow lick of Tara’s ear before taking a teasing nip on the earlobe, murmuring huskily, “You won’t be.”

Moving to take small licks of Tara’s neck, Willow used one hand to hold her hands above her head, while the other slid down gradually, unbuttoning Tara’s shirt as it did so, revealing the black bra which she was wearing. Willow ground her hips down against Tara as she started sucking slowly on her pulsepoint, her hand running feather like touches across the satin material of Tara’s bra.

Closing her eyes in pleasure, Tara arched her back ever so slightly as she tilted her head back, moaning softly, “Mmm Willow…”

Willow captured Tara swiftly in a smoldering kiss, thrusting her tongue into her mouth. Tara’s moan was lost in the heated kiss as their tongues dueled briefly before Willow successfully captured Tara’s tongue between her lips, sucking on it hard, earning a resounding groan from her lover.

Letting go of Tara’s hands completely, Willow pushed apart the flaps of her shirt, exposing the smooth skin that was Tara’s. Willow hurriedly push Tara’s bra up to reveal her ample breasts as she trailed soft kisses down from her neck, through the valley between her breasts. Kneading Tara’s breasts firmly, Willow ran her thumbs over the erect nipples, eliciting a sensuous moan from the writhing blonde.

Tara felt Willow cupping the breasts firmly with her palms as she rolled and pinched her right nipple between her fingers. Tara arched her back, thrusting her hips up slightly as she threaded her fingers through Willow’s hair, pulling her close, “Oh god Willow… Please… Please touch me baby…”

Delighted with the response she was getting from Tara, Willow dipped her head down to capture Tara’s left nipple between her lips, flicking at the hard nub with her tongue and swirling around it, teasing it before she took it deep within her mouth and sucked hard on it, earning a loud groan from Tara. Willow repeated the exact ministrations on the other nipple, feeling Tara thrust her hips against her even more forcefully, telling Willow what exactly it was she wanted.

Biting down gently on the right nipple as she gave the other a sharp pinch with her fingers, Willow decided that, that was enough teasing for now, they were afterall, in her office! If they were at home, Willow could have kept going forever even with Tara begging her repeatedly.

Reaching down between them, Willow’s nimble fingers swiftly unbutton Tara’s trousers and pulled down the zip as she slid her hand in, cupping Tara’s warm core firmly as she felt her legs parting quickly, feeling the wetness seep through the thin cotton material of her panties. “Mmm… Baby… You’re so wet…” Willow groaned in pleasure as she felt Tara grinding her warm core firmly against the palm of her hand.

“Mmm yes… So wet baby… All because of you… Touch me baby… Make me come… Hard.” Tara murmured breathlessly as she wrapped her arms around Willow, running her nails down her back.

Willow could feel all coherent thoughts melting into a puddle of wetness between her legs as she heard Tara. Straddling her left thigh, pushing her hips down against it and attempting to get some friction while she slid her fingers under Tara’s panties, there was no way Willow could restrain herself any longer. Coating her fingers fully with Tara’s wetness as she stroked her warm core firmly, moaning in pleasure as her skin connected with Tara’s most intimate body part.

Willow teased Tara’s opening ever so briefly before she slid two fingers deep into the warm channel, feeling the tensed muscles contracting firmly around her fingers. “Oh god yes Tara… That’s it baby, take those fingers deep…”

Tightening her grasp on Willow’s hair, Tara used her free hand to grip the table edge in a futile attempt to steady herself as her body responded to every stroke, every feel and every touch of her lover. Willow always knew where to touch her, and most importantly, how to touch her, and this time it was no different. Her senses were coming alive as they connected and it felt like their bodies were molded as one as they moved with perfect synchronicity.

“Willow…” Tara said breathlessly, “Kiss me baby…”

Always more than willing to attend to Tara’s every want and need, Willow immediately moved up towards her flushed girlfriend, smiling lovingly as she bent down and kissed her sweetly once, before kissing her passionately the second time around, never once losing pace of the thrusts deep within Tara.

Tara felt Willow sliding a third finger in with the next thrust, but her moan was lost in their heated kiss as she stroked Willow’s tongue lovingly with her own. Tara could feel Willow’s fingers buried deep within her, her orgasm building up quickly and strongly as she rocked her hips against Willow’s every stroke and thrust.

Willow pulled away from Tara as she started thumbing her clit firmly, increasing the speed of her thrusts as she felt her lover’s muscles clenching and tightening, Willow knew it wasn’t long till Tara came.

Gazing into Tara’s deep pools of blues which mirrored hers with such intensity, for a split second, Willow was taken back to the first time they made love. There was so much love, passion and intensity between them. Without a doubt, Willow knew from the depths of her heart, they were made for each other.

“Come for me Tara…” Willow murmured as she gave her another long firm stroke of her wet throbbing core.

Tara bit down on her bottom lip as she heard Willow, attempting to keep her moans and groans of pleasure to a minimum. But she had long lost control of how her body was responding the very minute Willow kissed her. And at the rate she was going right now, the entire office was going to hear her come!

With a final deep thrust from Willow’s fingers and the flick of Willow’s thumb against her clit, Tara felt her body exploding into bliss as she arched her back suddenly, pushing her entire body into Willow’s loving embrace who had wrapped her free arm around her back. Tara cried out as she felt waves of pleasure pulsating throughout her entire body, “Oh god Willow!”

A moan escaped Willow’s lips as she felt Tara come hard and fast against her fingers, her throbbing core clenching down firmly around her fingers. Willow gradually slowed down the pace of her thrusts as she drew out Tara’s orgasm, holding her tight in her arms as she felt the slight tremors coursing through her lover’s body.

Not wanting to hurt Tara, Willow withdrew her fingers slowly and gently before placing a tender kiss on her lips, whispering lovingly, “I love you Tare.”

Wrapping her arms tightly around the redhead, Tara nuzzled Willow’s neck affectionately, murmuring, “I love you too Willow. I love you too.” Pausing momentarily as her brain finally took in all that had just happened, before giggling quietly, “Uh oh, I think the whole office may have just heard me baby…”

Chuckling at the comment, Willow ran her fingers through Tara’s hair lovingly, “Oopsie.” Before bursting out into giggles too.

Noting that Willow was still straddling her left thigh, a sexy smirk suddenly graced Tara’s face as she eyed Willow suggestively, “Weeeell… Seeing that the whole office has already heard me anyway…And you’ve been so tense from working so hard the entire week…” Pushing her left thigh up firmly against Willow’s core, “Do you know something Willow…?”

Willow could feel her body growing weak as Tara pushed her thigh against her throbbing core. Letting out a small gulp as she caught on with what Tara was suggesting, Willow could barely respond her, “W-w-what baby…?”

Gripping the hem of Willow‘s shirt as she slid it up, unclasping Willow’s bra as she did so, revealing those gorgeous breasts which Tara worshipped. Cupping them in her palms as she dipped her head down, Tara used her tongue to give the hard nipple a quick flick, eliciting a soft moan from Willow before murmuring sexily, “I provide an excellent service too…”

THE END

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Hope you enjoyed that! Feedback welcomed, as always :flirt

Cass x

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Yay for the smut!!!

Cass, Cass, Cass...thanks so much for posting to the challenge! I'm overwhelmed...so many great writers, so many great fics. I may faint from the excitement. :-D

Great fic, Cass. So much fun.
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‘Whoever said babies have more fun?’

I LOVE that!!! :rofl

So, I wanna know how I can retain the services of Willow and Tara. Satisfaction guaranteed, eh? I'd like to be guaranteed some satisfaction from those two. :drool

Thanks, again, Cass! Whoo hoo!

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Cass, ya trying to kill me? Cause, you're doing a fine job of it.


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GayNow - You're welcome Car :D :lol Refrain from fainting my dear, you've got much more fics coming your way :p And I think Willow and Tara's *ahem* personal services are retained for each other, most unfortunately :lol Hope you got some satisfaction ;)

Washi - :lol Uh... No, not really Washi, I would never dream of killing you :lol But I guess this time, it's a different sort of dying - and I'm presuming it's from the smuttiness of the fic- soooo... all I can say is... YAY! I'm glad I'm doing a fine job of killing Washi with smut! Go me! :dance I mean, mann, it's Washi! It's not an everyday affair that I get to do that ya know? :D

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Hey :wave

Okay, first of all, I wanna say all the fics so far have been really great & have provided many laughs - well done to all the autors :clap

& second, I've been working on my own contribution. It's kinda, a little bit of a different approach & it's completely silly, so, I hope you all enjoy. Oh, & my use of a cordless power tool may be a bit of a stretch...

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Title: Desert Magic
Author: Kindagay (aka Jeanne)
Rating: NC-17-ish
Disclaimer: I own nothing, not even tumbleweed



Sand. As far as the eye could see, there was sand. Mile after mile of warm golden sand. Oh, and the occasional cactus too.
So there it was, the sand and the odd cactus that popped up every now and then, on the whole it was a fairly plain and uneventful scene. Well, on most days it was a plain and uneventful scene, but not today. Today, at around noon, as the crimson sun was burning at its’ highest point, a bunch of tumbleweeds rolled through the sand, as if sweeping a path for the attractive young redhead who popped into the scene riding on a small brown donkey.


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“Wait a second, Willow’s scared of horses, she wouldn’t ride a donkey.”
Donkeys aren’t horses
“But, she’s scared of horses and ponies…”
… but not donkeys.
“How does that work?”
This is my story, if I say she’s not scared of donkeys, she’s not scared of donkeys. Okay?
“Okay.”
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The young lady, whose name was Willow, was dressed in a small pair of faded denim shorts, a green checked blouse tied just under her breasts (with no bra underneath), a pair of brown leather boots and a bright pink cowboy hat.


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“Not very colour coordinated is she?”
Have you seen some of the clothes she wore on the show? Stop complaining, she’s practically naked and extremely hot.
“Okay, I can’t argue with that.”
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Dear sweet, fashion-challenged Willow had been riding through the desert for many hours with her trusty donkey, Asparagus.


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“Asparagus?”
Stop interrupting.
“Sorry.”
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She named the donkey Asparagus, because that was the only thing that it would eat, but when she realised that Asparagus is really not a good name for a donkey, she shortened his name to Gus.

“Gus, do you know where we’re going?” The redhead asked of her donkey, only half certain that the animal wouldn’t answer.
The donkey brayed, as donkeys do, and continued to follow the numerous tumbleweeds that were rolling along the sand in front of them.

Suddenly, almost out of nowhere, a vision appeared just within viewing distance. Willow squinted, trying to make out what it could be.

“Well Gus, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say there was a sexy blonde woman wearing nothing but a teeny tiny bikini just up ahead. Although, knowing my luck, it’s probably a mirage.”

The donkey stopped and tapped his nose against a small wooden sign which had been nailed onto a cactus.

“The Mystical Pool O’ Jello, ¼ of a mile east. Sounds good to me, lets head that way.”

A quarter of a mile later, Willow and Gus approached a small wood hut. Outside the hut, relaxing on a sun-lounger, was an extremely attractive blonde who was dressed in nothing but a small white bikini.

“Excuse me miss? I’m sorry to disturb you, but, my donkey and I have been travelling for such a long time and we saw a sign a quarter of a mile back informing us of a Mystical Pool O’ Jello?”

The blonde goddess lifted her gaze and as her deep, azure eyes met the beautiful green of Willow’s own eyes, the sweetest, most beautiful smile spread across her lips.

“Good day to you madam, I am Lady Tara, guardian of the Mystical Pool O’ Jello.”
“It’s a pleasure to meet you Lady Tara. My name’s Willow and my donkey here is Gus. I hope you don’t mind my asking, but, what exactly is the Mystical Pool O’ Jello?”
“It’s the pool where Jello is created.”
“Jello’s made in a pool?”
“It is when you live in the middle of the desert.”
“Well, when you put it like that, I guess it does make sense.”
“I expect you’ll be needing refreshments?”
“Oh, that would be most kind of you Lady Tara.”
“It’s the least I can do for such an attractive woman as yourself.”

Willow blushed, although, thanks to the sun kissed pink of her cheeks, it was almost completely unnoticeable.

“Follow me.” Lady Tara instructed the redhead as she slowly rose from her lounger and made her way towards a small, blue inflatable baby pool.
“It’s empty.” Willow stated needlessly.
“You have to create the jello.” Tara handed a small plastic tub and an electric whisk to Willow.


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“Electric whisk? I don’t think that counts as a cordless power tool.”
How else am I supposed to get a cordless power tool into this story?
“I don’t know, you’re the one telling the story. I was just pointing out that an electric whisk probably doesn’t count as a power tool.”
It is a tool, it’s just, a tool used by cooks, rather than joiners and carpenters and the like.
“Well, if you think you can get away with it”
I do
“Okay then, please continue.”
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Willow looked down at the whisk, and then looked up questioningly at Tara.

“What’s this for?”
“It’s a magic whisk, tell it what flavour you want, sprinkle the magic dust, that’s the stuff in the little tub, sprinkle that into the pool and whisk.”

Willow followed Tara’s instructions and thirty seconds later the small pool was full of strawberry jello.

“That’s an awful lot of jello; I couldn’t possibly eat all that.”
“Well, it’s a good thing it’s not for eating then isn’t it?” Lady Tara whispered seductively as she leaned in close to the redhead.
“Oh really? What is it for?” Willow asked; suddenly feeling extremely turned on by the closeness of the blonde.
“Why don’t we get you out of this hideously mismatched outfit and I’ll show you.” Before she’d even finished talking, Tara was unfastening Willow’s small jean shorts and pushing them to the floor.

Within seconds two naked bodies had found their way into the baby pool of jello. Eager hands and hungry mouths ravished and feasted on jello covered necks, breasts, stomachs, thighs...


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“Hey, don’t shirk on the details; this is supposed to be a smut fic you know.”
Will you PLEASE stop interrupting?
“Sorry.”
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As Lady Tara nibbled and sucked at Willow’s throbbing clit, she ran two nimble fingers along a hot, sticky thigh and entered Willow’s sweet, wet centre.

“Oh yes! Tara, baby. Yes. Oh, right there. Yes, yes oh godddd! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!”

And so the love making continued as the hot desert sun moved across the clear blue sky, until a cool evening breeze hit the lovers’ hot skin, alerting them that night would soon fall.

Lady Tara escorted Willow into the little wooden hut and they shared a warm, soothing shower then made their way to the bed, where they wrapped themselves in each other’s arms beneath a thin cotton blanket.

“Tara baby?”
“Yes sweetheart?”
“Uhm, next time we want to incorporate role playing into our sex life, can you please choose a fantasy that doesn’t involve me having to trek through the desert on a donkey for hours?”
“How about, swinging through the trees in a jungle?”
“Sometimes I wonder about what goes on in that beautiful head of yours.”

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Well, that was unlike anything I've ever written before, uhm, was it any good? :paranoid

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Jeanne~

WOOT! Thanks for participating in the challenge!

This was a lot of fun -- and fun is always of the good. That's why I created this challenge -- it's the "anti-angst" fic challenge.
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“Asparagus?”
Stop interrupting.
“Sorry.”

It's little moments like this one that I absolutely LOVED in your fic. Making yourself and the readers of your piece characters in the story is GENIUS! Love it, Love it, Love it! Such a wonderful way of -- to use a theatre term -- breaking the fourth wall and really drawing us into the fic. Brava!!!

Again, thank you so much for adding to this wonderful collection of goodies. I'm most grateful!

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YIPPEE!!!! :applause :applause :applause :applause :applause

I've found another great story to read!!!! This fic is absolutely hilarious!!! Between laughing and giggling, my cheeks are hurting from smiling and laughing so hard, I love it!!! With Pens back up, I was glad to find another story that I hadn't read yet. And what a story it is.... So, can we have another update soon??? Great work. Please update soon. Take care. =)

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That was brilliant! :bow

The mystical pool o' jello? Apparently Tara is creative. In a very unusual way.

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Title: Lessons Learned
Author: Terra21
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: BtVS is the property of Joss Wheadon, et al. I own nothing.





“It’s no use Tara he’s not here. We’ve lost him,” Willow yelled over the loud music.

Buffy had chased the vamp from the Quad into the house full of drunk people. What a great hiding place? Willow thought as she looked through the sea of people, watching faces appear and disappear in the crowd.

Tara nodded and screamed back, “Let’s check the kitchen before we leave.”

Her lover mouthed “okay.”

Tara grabbed the redhead’s hand as the girls weaved through the mass of Frat house partiers. They passed the stairwell and bathroom.

“Jell-o, Jell-o, Jell-o, Jell-o, Jell-o, Jell-o!” They heard being chanted as they entered the kitchen.

The girls glanced at one another with raised eyebrows. “Snack time?” Tara asked.

They watched as two college students backed up to the table where a baby pool of Jello sat. A crowd of young men stood around. One of the guys leaned into let the girls in on the secret, “Pledge time.” He nodded with pride, “Whoever can hold the most wins.”

“Wins what?” Willow asked.

“The game,” the guy shrugged.

They looked back in time to see two huge bowls of Jello being scooped and poured down the boy’s britches. Another roll of the eyes and the girls were out the back door. “Silly kids,” Willow muttered.

“Aw, honey, are you depress-o gal now?” The blonde rubbed over her hand lover’s back.

The redhead shrugged her shoulders and pouted, “I just wish we coulda flushed out that vamp.”

“Don’t worry baby, we’ll get the next one.” She laced her fingers with Willow’s and leaned in for a quick peck on the cheek. “Plus, now we get to go home to our own party games.” The blonde waggled her eyebrows.

A smile appeared on the Willow’s face and she put a little pep in her step.

*

The redhead flipped on Tara’s TV and flopped onto the bed in her robe while the blonde gathered her shower items and headed to the bathroom. “Be back in a few minutes sweetie.”

“Okay,” she smiled an evil grin and threw open her robe flashing her girlfriend.

“Make that a few seconds, Vixen” Tara lowered her eyes into a steamy gaze.

The redhead giggled and returned her attention to the TV. “Oh, John Wayne Marathon,” she settled in to watch the western.

When Tara returned refreshed and radiant she found Willow immersed into the boob tube with a furrowed brow. “Whatcha watching?”

“John Wayne.” She didn’t look at her lover.

“Must be pretty good,” Tara crawled up behind her girlfriend and snuggled to her.

“Uh huh,” the redhead never looked up. “You know what’s weird?”

“Japanese commercials are weird.” Tara replied.

“Tumbleweeds.”

“Okay.”

“They’re like the universal signifier of a ghost town.” Willow continued, “its like, ‘oh, we gotta make it look like it’s a deserted town, let’s roll some tumbleweeds through the streets.’ Like we wouldn’t catch on by the lack of people and horses and, and, the all broken windows and no doors on the saloon.” She babbled on.

“Sweetie, are tumbleweeds all you’re interested in tonight.” The blonde coaxed by planting light kisses on the back of Willow’s neck.

She continued to ignore Tara, “All they are, are dead weeds. Dead rolling bundles of weeds. That’s our symbol of a vacant town…dead weeds and sometimes that guy that whistles that song, but that’s more like the symbol when there’s trouble in the ghost town.”

The blonde flushed red in the face. She had enough. She was about to teach this little redhead a lesson. Rolling off the opposite side of the bed she marched around to Willow’s side and grabbed her by the arm, “up, up.”

“But, I’m watching the Western.”

“No, no, you’re complaining about tumbleweeds. Like some obsessed drama teacher, preaching about it’s symbolism in society.” She led the redhead to the door and pushed her into the hall. “Until you learn a little respect for mother earth and all the LIVING things that inhabit her vast landscape don’t come knocking on my door.” Willow’s jaw dropped and her mouth gaped open as her normally mild mannered girlfriend closed the door in her face.

The redhead suddenly became aware that she was wearing a robe with nothing underneath and a pair of Scooby slippers. That was it. She looked around to see if anyone else were in the hallway then hurried to the stairs. When she reached the bottom floor she decided that she couldn’t spend the night in the stairwell and quietly opened the door. She proceeded to tiptoe across the student lounge to the pay phone. She picked up the phone and dialed her best friend’s digits, “Xander, come and get me.” She whispered into the receiver.

“Will, why are you whispering and where are you?” The boy queried.

“I’m at Tara’s dorm and hurry,” She replied hastily then hung up.

There were only a few students in the lounge. A girl draped over her books studying and two guys; probably waiting on their girlfriends to come downstairs.

Willow put her back against the wall, wishing she could just blend into the wallpaper. She began to shuffle her feet, keeping her back against the wall and skirted the room, hoping nobody would notice her. When she came to the snack machine she stood for a few minutes beside it. She began to eye the candies, cookies and chips. She plunged her hands into her robe pockets and fished around. Pulling out a Kleenex, a piece of gum, a couple of balls of lent and exactly fifty cents, “Score,” she resounded inaudibly.

She watched the pack of Skittles roll off the shelf and murmured, “Guess this is the only rainbow I’m gonna taste tonight.” The package clanged to the bottom of the dispenser. She ducked her head and looked around quickly. She saw that only one of the guys paid her any attention. He looked at her strangely for a moment and then turned back to the magazine he was reading.

Xander screeched his car to a halt in front of the dorm. Willow saw him and beat him to the door before he could enter. “Will, thank god, I thought something was wrong.”

“There is something wrong, Tara’s mad at me.” She poked out her bottom lip.

“I meant ‘evil wrong.’” He held open the car door while she scooted inside. “Nice slippers.” She stared at him blankly.

*

Willow told him the situation as he drove them to the Magic Box. Anya was sweeping up saw dust when they entered. The redhead held up a hand to the ex-demon, “not a word.” The girl just shrugged her shoulders and continued to sweep.

Willow followed Xander to the back of the store. “Whatcha building?” She asked as she picked up a heavy cordless nail gun.

“Shelves for weapons,” he glanced over in time to know that he should run for cover, “ayyyyye.” He dropped to the floor and covered his head. Willow unloaded about 10 rounds of nails into the shelf he was just standing in front of. “Will, put that down!”

Startling herself she dropped the nail gun onto the make shift plywood table, “eeee, hair trigger that thing has.” She tried to play it off.

Xander crawled over and yanked the gun off the table, “this is not a toy,” he shook his finger up at her. “You must go back now.”

“But I can’t, she put me out.” The redhead sat down and put her chin in her hands.

The dark haired boy advised, “Will, all you have to say is ‘sweetie you are completely right, I am a complete an idiot.’ It works every time. Trust me, I know gravelling well.”

“He’s right; he does it every night and gets better each time.” Anya tacked on from the doorway.

“What if she won’t let me in?”

“She’ll let you in. It’s Tara, Will. She can’t stay mad very long. Besides she’s probably trying to teach you a lesson.” Her best friend was making sense for once.

“Ok, can you take me back?”

“Of course.” Her friend complied.

“But first, we need to stop off at the grocery store.” She added.

*

Tap, Tap, Tap.

“Who is it?” Tara’s voice came from inside the dorm room.

Willow replied, “It’s me.”

The door cracked open and her lover’s face came into view.

“I brought you these.” Willow shoved her gift towards Tara.

The blonde’s face contorted in confusion, “Asparagus?”

“They’re part of the Lily family. I thought that you might like that I was giving respect to the less attractive ornaments of mother earth.” The redhead smiled hopefully taking a deep breath.

“Come here you,” Tara closed the door and pulled Willow into a passionate kiss. She couldn’t help but forgive her adorable little girlfriend. She entangled her fingers into the redhead’s hair and started guiding her towards the bed. The back of Willow’s knees bumped the bed and they tumbled onto the mattress. Tara rose up to straddle her lover and with a sexy lopsided grin said, “I’ll show you some ornaments of mother earth.” She peeled off her robe to expose her voluptuous milky white bosoms.

Willow licked her lips and propelled up to suckle from the pert nipples. The blonde threw her head back in ecstasy as she held her lover to her breasts. Her hips slowly began to grind and Willow was quick to react. She thrust her hand between the blonde’s legs and felt the pooled wetness, “aaaaaaahhhhh,” she sighed at her lover’s apparent arousal. She plunged two fingers into Tara’s waiting channel and pumped.

“Willooooooooow, oh baby, oh baby, I love you so much” she breathed heavily into the redhead’s ear.

The cries of delight from her lover fueled Willow’s own desire and she began to rotate her hips as well.

Tara sensing her lover’s needs ran her hand down Willow’s taut abdomen and sank two fingers into the girl’s center. “Oh goddess!” The redhead cried.

The girls writhed against one another. Their bodies perspired in desperation to meet with the climax that they both craved. Faster and faster, they sped towards that pinnacle, holding one another, caressing one another, fucking one another. Satisfaction could only be given by the woman in their arms. Willow began to tremble and Tara followed closely behind. Their centers clenched simultaneously as they exploded at the exact same time. They collapsed back onto the bed heaving heavily and wrapping each other up.

Tara caught her breath, “now what was it you were saying about Tumbleweeds?”

“I have no idea what you are talking about baby.” Willow replied with a smile.


THE END


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Wow, that was fuckin' hot and it has nothing to do with the noonday sun.
I think i'll go back and read it again to picture Tara's desert seduction act.
Tara on the hood of the car pouring water on herself and watching it mingle with her salty goodness and rolling in rivulets down her sexy curves and pooling in her bountiful cleavage.
Tara puts Claudette Colbert's showing some stocking in "It Happened One Night" to shame in picking up rides.

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YAY! That rocked!!! You get the "Blowing Tumbleweed" award because you gave it the most focus. WHOO HOOO! (Even though I'm sure you were poking a little fun at me. ;-) )

This was my favorite quote:
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“I’ll show you some ornaments of mother earth.”

Oh yeah! Made me laugh...and then made me drool. hehe

Thanks so much for sharing in the challenge! I'm overwhelmed by all of the lovely, smutty fics! :-D

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Mystical pools of Jell-o,eh? I like the sound of that. Tara in a white bikini this time, I like that as well.
Nothing says voyeuristic like vicariously watching two hot women going at it in a baby pool filled with jello.
Terra21- Thank you for allowing us to all taste a rainbow of fruit flavours with the skittles and with the ornamnets of Mother Earth.

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OK,

Two things:

1. Shout out to the other authors for be so freaking hilarious!

2. I did not have my story beta'd and now I am finding lots o' errors and I cannot correct them because the edit function is not working for me!


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I want to give some feedback to the others who have entered this challenge, but I’m going to try and keep them short cause the list keeps getting longer. And kudos to all that have or will enter. :clap This has been fun. I like seeing how many different scenarios we can get with the same 4 things.

Naeryn: I really do like your use of the tumbleweed. I have photos myself of tumbleweeds, they aren’t really tumbling but they are dead and standing and there is a tractor in the background.

Cameron: I’m trying to keep these short so I’ll just say that I like the way you did everything. Very creative and good use of part of the cannon that we never saw. Willow and theatre. Also loved this quote: “OH MY GOD!” the director exclaimed. “Willow! The tumbleweeds look FANTASTIC!”

Yvonne: Halloween and excellent excuse for things being crazy. The asparagus was kind of icky though, creative, but icky. However I think that says something about the effective way you described things, I have a feeling you were going for icky.

Washi: Dreams, another excellent way to effectively sort out the strange items found in the list. Best bits: a pink elephant and Giles in a French maid costume, those were not required but wouldn’t it have been interesting they were.

ringwaldoeuver: first time at smut eh? Well nicely done I must say. You have an interesting setting, and I love the ending, and Willow’s take on it.

Cyd: I commend you for having the tumbleweed cause an accident. I was just thinking before I started reading about how much I hated getting hit with tumbleweeds while driving and it would make for an interesting storyline, but alas before I could start writing another one for the challenge I have seen that you beat me to it. And I’ll admit you did a better job that I could have with that situation. And nice use of the jello in a way we haven’t seen yet but totally believable.

Cass: Anya chasing tumbleweeds, I’m not entirely sure why but I can totally picture that in my mind. And office antics…everyone loves office antics.

Kindagay: I like asparagus, I think if I ever get a donkey I’m going to name it asparagus. As for the fic itself, beyond hilarious and creatively done. I love the interruptions. Though the ending is the best and I wonder if this quote has ever been used on you “Sometimes I wonder about what goes on in that beautiful head of yours.”

Terra21: Jello and pledging at a frat, such an obvious use of a pool of jello that I had not even thought of. Well done. And thank you for some symbolism with tumbleweeds, I had not thought to put symbolism in but I had other pointed comments. Oh and recent molecular evidence has put asparagus in its own family along with about half of the other things that were in the lily family (but you probably didn’t care to know that, just another one of my random plant facts).

And to all those who have left me feedback: Thanks! I appreciate it.

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Just want to say a big thank you for all the sweet feedback to my little contribution - THANK YOU! :flower

& terra21 that was such a great story - well done :clap

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Title: Blanked
Author: watson (hiddenwatson@yahoo.com)
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Disclaimer: BtVS characters, concepts and dialog belong to Mutant Enemy, Fox, The WB, UPN and others.
Summary: This is set in the Tabula Rasa universe but the memory loss isn't due to Willow's spell. So, well, some of it is based on TR anyway. I hope the name changes aren't too confusing.

*****


"Wham!" and the heavy wooden door splintered into hundreds of pieces.

"I could get used to this superhero business," Joan smirked. "I feel my powers getting stronger every time I use them."

"Not to mention your cockiness," Randy retorted. They were getting used to his vampire face now, Alex, Anya and Umad screamed their lungs out when he and Joan returned from their fight with Mr Shark's minions. Just as well, because he was unable to whoosh back to his human face no matter how hard he tried.

"Less talking more hurrying. Come along people," Rupert instructed in his clipped headmaster voice.

"Oh will you shut up, who made you the boss of us?" Joan challenged. She peered through the gap she just made and saw only blackness.

"We all did," Anya replied. "We all voted, back at the Magic Shop that Rupert and I own jointly, and everyone said Rupert should be the boss because he's the oldest and sexiest and even though he's over 40 his rugged handsomeness and skill with the sword makes him the superior choice."

"I'm sure I never said anything about rugged handsomeness," Alex whined.

"It was a rapier, Anya. Now will you all please shush!" Rupert whispered loudly, as he tried to light the paraffin oil lamp he conveniently found under a cupboard at the Magic Shop.

Joan was about to utter a protest when a loud groan reverberated from somewhere beyond the darkness of the tunnels in front of them. The group (save Joan, who was a superhero, and therefore immune to fright, of course) involuntarily jumped back a step at the scary noise.

Tara almost bumped right into Willow, causing her to lose her balance. When she reached back to stabilize herself, her hand found touched a soft mound of flesh. She blushed as she realized it was one of Willow's breasts. Her first reaction was to quickly let go, but the feeling was so enticing she didn't want to move her hand away from the warmth.

"Are you scared?" Willow whispered.

"Yes," Tara replied, her voice trembling.

"Don't worry, Joan will fight the monsters that come our way, and I'm here for you," Willow said. "I want to be here for you always," she added, her voice barely audible.

They smiled shyly at the memory of their almost-kiss on the floor of the underground tunnel, one that was so rudely interrupted by Alex's shout. It had been a mighty strange day, and they knew the strangeness wasn't going to end soon. At least, not until they got their memories back. Willow put her hand gently and tentatively on Tara's back, not sure if it was acceptable, but relaxed when Tara didn't protest. May be we are more than study buddies.

The echoing groan stopped and Rupert led the group of unwilling adventurers through the tunnels, with Joan at his side and Randy picking up the rear. No one wondered why they allowed a vampire to walk freely behind their backs, it was a wordless agreement that Randy was harmless.

Umad inched closer to Tara. "What's happening?" she asked in a small voice.

"I don't know Sweetie, but I'm sure we'll be fine," Tara comforted. Comforting Dawn, or Umad as the teenager insisted on calling herself, came naturally to Tara. She wondered if they were related.

"We got away from the nasty vampire, didn't we?" Umad said.

"Yes, we did. And now we're together as a group again, we're strong," Tara added.

"I can't believe I have a superhero sister, why does it have to be her? Why can't I be the one with superpowers?" Dawn started to whine.

Tara stroked her long, shiny hair and resisted the temptation to pull it back violently. Huh? Where did that come from? "I'm sure you're special in your own way," she re-assured.

Umad sniffed and nodded. They walked on.

The tunnels were unending. Dark. Damp. Claustrophobic.

After what seemed like hours and hours, they noticed a slight upward slant on the pathway. The tunnel ended abruptly at a dead end.

Rupert shined the paraffin lamp around the area and discovered footholds bored into the side of the wall, going up. Even straining his eyes, he could not see how tall the opening was.

"These should lead us back up to ground level," he said.

"Let me," Joan offered to go first.

They climbed up the steep vertical walls, getting dirt all over themselves in the process, at the top Joan pushed at the cover and hauled herself out. The others followed and were stunned at what they saw.

"What the hell," Randy exclaimed.

"Yeah, we said that already in the tunnel," Alex said.

They were at the sidewalk of an ordinary street, the sun had already gone down (much to Randy's relief) but the streetlights were barely on. However it was light enough to see their location.

They were right in front of the Magic Box.

"What the hell," Randy said again.

*****

They walked through the rest of the town, but it appeared to be deserted. No people, not even animals, no cars, and no sound. Their footsteps echoed loudly amidst the silence that surrounded them.

"I almost expect a sudden desert breeze to engulf us in a dust cloud, and when the dust settles tumbleweeds are rolling across our path," Alex commented.

"You watch too much Bonanza," Anya interjected.

"How do you— wait a minute, how do you know I have a Little Joe fantasy?" Alex asked, worriedly.

"I don't know Alex, we lost our memories, remember?" Anya snapped back.

"Now, now, dear, don't lose your temper," Rupert tried to sooth his fiancé.

Anya angrily shook off his hand and turned her back on him.

They came to a coffee shop, empty of course. "Espresso Pump," Umad read the sign in front.

They discovered they were starving, and helped themselves with the pastries and coffee at the counter.

"What about paying? I only have $2," said Tara.

"I have $5," Willow said, handing her the note. Tara smiled, and their breaths shortened as their fingers brushed in contact.

"Let's worry about paying after we a) find out what freaky place we're in and b) get our memories back!" Randy snapped.

Willow shot him a dark look. "Do not talk to Tara like that. Ever," she said with a quiet menace that surprised even herself.

Randy was so taken aback by the redhead's abrupt change of demeanor that he didn't know how to react. He could swear that for a brief moment, even her eyes turned black.

"Randy's right, he just said it badly. I'll make sure we come back and pay the proprietors," Rupert said to Tara.

"The proprietors are not here at the moment, I am in charge, and you have to pay, otherwise I will use my satellite phone and call in the debt collectors," a perky but unfamiliar voice piped up. They followed the voice to find a small blonde girl who looked exactly like Joan, but with wavy hair and an overly cheerful smile.

"No, no need to call the cops, we'll pay you, just not now," Alex said.

"Absolutely not!" the girl barked. "Goods and services at the Espresso Pump must be paid for prior to consumption. No food or drink from outside sources to be consumed on premises."

"Look, doll, I don't know if you've noticed, but there's something wro—" Randy was explaining but he was rudely interrupted.

"SPIKE!" the girl screamed. "How I have missed you my handsome lover! Where have you been, my darling honeypot?"

"Ooof!" he let out a puff of air as she threw herself forcefully into his arms. "Er, do I know you?"

"Oh Spike, my creator, my sun, my moon, I am Buffy, the object of your lust and desire. Have you forgotten so quickly?" the girl swooned.

"Huh?" Randy said, but then an evil grin spread over his features. "Oh, B-buffy," he savored the new word on his tongue. "Sure, I, um, know you."

The others, save Joan who wore the darkest of dark looks on her face, were sniggering by now.

"Um, Buffy, can you tell us where everyone in this town have gone?" Rupert interjected.

"The big melty wobbly monster came in the jingly van and they all went with him," she said, with a tinge of sadness.

"And they left you all alone?"

"Oh no, I didn't want to go with him, he's all melty and wobbly. I want to wait for my Spike, all soft and hard, with his big soft heart and big hard co—" Randy's hand over her mouth stopped further narrative. She glared at him, at first irritated, but dissolved into utter devotion within a matter of seconds.

"So, pet, can we have some of the food?" he asked.

*****

They feasted on danish and muffins and coffee, or in the case of Umad, reheated cream of asparagus soup, which was also available on the menu (Mrs George's Homemade Special!!!, said the blackboard.). They sat in their little groups, Rupert and Anya at one of the tables, rather awkwardly trying to maintain a conversation; Randy and Joan, who had recovered from her shock of discovering her twin, excitedly retold their fight with Mr Shark's minions to an adoring Buffy; Alex and Umad explored the backrooms.

Willow and Tara sat at the deep, soft couch at the back.

"Strange day," Willow started.

"Yeah, I hope it doesn't get stranger," Tara said.

"I wouldn't put too much hope in that," Willow replied.

"Feeling full is the best, I'm feeling less panicky now," Tara smiled.

Willow smiled back. "I feel like we do this all the time, I mean not running around a deserted town with no memories, but coming to the coffee shop, just you and me, it feels comfortable and you know, natural," Willow moved her hand a little. How she wanted to take Tara's hand, but something was holding her back.

Tara noticed Willow's hand movement, how could she not? Ever since waking up at the Magic Shop, finding out about the memory loss, even running away from the bad vampire, all she noticed was Willow. She frowned internally, then brightened up. She inched her own hand towards Willow's.

"Nothing, not a thing," Alex plopped down on the armrest next to Willow, both girls jumped at his sudden appearance. "Well, except the remains of a bookcase, a bunch of old blankets and some power tools."

For the second time in a day, Willow wanted to throttle Alex for ruining an almost perfect moment with Tara, whom she was convinced by now, she shared a special relationship with.

"Alex, go and explore some more, I'm talking with Tara," Willow admonished.

"C'mon, a guy can't be with his girlfriend, oh I see, I was interrupting girl talk," he smirked.

"I'm not your girlfriend," Willow protested, looking anxiously at Tara. Tara's eyes were fixed resolutely on the linoleum.

"Then why were you wearing my jacket? And we woke up with you in my arms," Alex pointed out.

"I'm sure there's a good explanation, and when we get our memories back it'll all be fixed," Willow replied.

"Alright, be that way," he snorted and slid off the armrest.

She turned back to Tara but the moment was gone.

"S-s-so, what do you think we should do?" Tara asked.

"It'll be night-time soon, we have to decide if we're staying here, or go elsewhere. Let's talk to the others."

Alex pointed out that the town at night was probably even more dangerous than during the day, and they should stay put.

Rupert argued that staying at the Espresso Pump did nothing to help them with finding a solution to their situation.

Joan was adamant that whatever happened, they needed to protect Umad. "At all cost?" asked Randy. "At all cost," Joan answered.

Finally they decided that Joan, Randy, Alex and Rupert would explore the town for alternative hideouts, while Anya, Umad, Buffy, Tara and Willow would stay and wait for the patrol to come back.

Joan and Buffy compared strengths and discovered that Buffy was almost as strong as Joan. On one hand it pleased Joan, on the other, she felt a pang of jealousy that she wasn't the only superhero.

"Be careful," Anya said to Rupert. The others discretely turned away as she tenderly kissed him. Well, all except Randy, who was openly leering. Joan elbowed him hard at the kidneys and he clutched his side in pain.

"Don't forget the secret password," Umad reminded Joan.

"Make sure you lock up," Joan said.

Willow had already gone into the backroom to see what she could use.

*****

"You're awfully butch, both of you, with your tools," Anya commented, while gorging herself on a bag of chips. "Butch and butcher, no, that doesn't sound right. You don't have the correct clothes or hair length. And neither of you are wearing flannel shirts."

"Anya, if you can't help us, please don't make disturbing comments," Willow seethed.

"All I'm saying is how hot you look, with your power tools. Tara thinks so too, don't you Tara?" Anya turned her attention to Tara.

When Willow stripped down to a white, almost translucent, tight T-shirt, Tara almost fainted with drool, but she wasn't going to let Anya have the pleasure of teasing her, so she said nothing. She helped Willow hold the bookcase steady while the redhead expertly powered up a jigsaw to cut it up into 2x4 planks.

Tara's internal drool intensified as Willow reached up to hammer the planks over the windows for protection. The already tight T-shirt tightened even more, and the hem rolled up to reveal desirably creamy white flesh. Tara swallowed hard.

"Oh yes, Anya, I totally agree. Willow is very attractive, and with the addition of cordless power tools as prop, is probably too much temptation for Tara. But because she's my best friend and recently gay, I'm not going to make further provocative statements about her," Buffy stated.

"She's recently gay?" "She's your best friend?" Anya and Umad said together.

Tara could stand it no more. "Please, just stop it. We're in a dangerous situation here, can we just get the shop secured?" she pleaded.

"Hey, just ignore them," Willow said to her, her exertion causing her to sweat a little, and her T-shirt had an alluring "V" of dampness and when she moved closer to Tara, the blonde could smell the heat and see the bead of sweat forming at the redhead's brow. I wonder where the wettest place is, between the two of us.

Willow gave Tara a small squeeze on the arm as she switched tools, grabbing a hammer drill and proceeding to drill holes in the planks. At Tara's puzzled look, she elaborated, "so we can look out to the street, it's useless if we can't see our enemies approaching."

She's so smart.

"I'm going to clean up, there's a small shower in the staff changing area in the back," Willow said.

Tara waited the required two minutes before heading towards the back. Anya and Buffy's attention had turned to Randy (or was it Spike now?) and Umad was pottering around.

"Sweetie, not too close to the windows, okay?" she reminded Umad. The teen nodded and grabbed the deck of cards for a game of solitaire.

Tara took a cleansing breath before entering the changing room. It felt right. Somewhere at the back of her mind she had done this a thousand times. Yet it felt sufficiently different to give her the same level of excitement as a first time.

She smiled to herself at the sight of clothes discarded with gleeful abandonment. Her own clothing soon joined the ones draped loosely on a chair.

"I know you said the shower is small, but I'm pretty sure it'll fit both of us," she said to a shell-shocked redhead, whose lips she captured immediately. "Hmm, finally we don't get interrupted."

"What about the others?" a quickly recovering Willow asked.

"I locked the door."

"Good."

It was a first kiss, yet so familiar. It was a first touch, yet in the right place to elicit that special feeling in that special area. No more words. No need for memories.

The kiss turned passionate almost straight-away. As one, they opened their mouths and tongues soon joined in the thrilling first-time party. The heat of the water pounding on their skins matched by the heat generated between two bodies coming together for what seemed a long time apart.

Tara pulled away first, to regard her lover with a soft, sensual smile. "Let's get you cleaned."

And so she proceeded to worship the body that her sense-memory would not let her forget. She washed and rinsed the red hair slowly, taking her time to give a brief head massage. Then she moved to the face, and neck, and shoulders, and arms, and perk breasts with tips standing stiff and hard. She remembered how soft they felt, when she touched them earlier in the day, in the tunnels. She wondered if Willow remembered.

Hot water rinsed away the soap suds and hot, wet kisses followed the trail of water.

She turned her lover around and equally carefully, washed her back, using her fingernails to stroke a shuddering, shivering path up and down the slender, freckled back.

Thighs, knees, ankles, toes, all received the same level of attention.

By that time Willow was a melty, wobbly, squirmy, aroused puddle of want. But Tara was taking her sweet time. More kisses, some soft, some harder, all over her. She never knew where Tara was going to kiss next, she closed her eyes and reached up to the top of the rail to steady herself.

"I think we're done now," Tara murmured, and moved away.

What?

"Don't you fucking dare," Willow breathed as she reached out, ensnared Tara around the waist and made her point with a feverish kiss. Time for slow torture was past.

Her hands kneaded Tara's breasts roughly, until her nipples were as sharp and taut as hers. As soon as that objective was reached, she reached down to find Tara's clit, which she rubbed equally roughly.

Tara squeaked at the sudden pressure, then moaned as a orgasmatic shudder traveled up from where Willow was touching her. Her mind cleared a little from the steam- and desire-induced fog and she too started to match Willow's ferocious attention.

Two sets of fingers pushed deep inside each other, two palms flat against clits, lips firmly locked, they blasted together in an interlocking orgasm that didn't seem to want to end.

An aftershock as hands shifted a fraction. Another as fingertips brushed against sensitive parts. Yet another when breasts heaved against each other.

They held tight. Supported the other, making sure shaken legs slowly regained their function.

And finally the kisses turned more gentle, loving, warm.

They couldn't wipe the smile off their faces for a long while.

*****

"Bam bam bam!" as the door shook.

"Wha—" Anya jolted from her sleep.

"It's the others, and Spike is leading everyone in his heroic deeds," Buffy gushed as she peeked through the spy-holes at the window planks.

"Knock knock," came the request from outside.

"Who's there?" asked Anya.

"It's us."

"What's the password?"

"The Martilicky monster will be mauled in Morocco."

"Okay, let me get rid of these planks," Anya, Buffy and Umad pulled the planks that Willow tightly nailed to the door frame to admit the returning patrol.

"So, anything?" asked Umad.

"Yes actually," said Rupert as he stepped in.

Anya and Umad blinked as, not four, but five, people entered the Espresso Pump Fortress. The new addition was a brunette girl in her early twenties, in a doctor's lab coat and heavy boots, they couldn't tell if she was wearing anything underneath the lab coat.

"This is Belief, we found her on our patrol, she can help us," Joan said.

"How?" asked Anya excitedly, as she gave Rupert a kiss and brightened up at the news.

"Why don't we wait till we have everyone, where's Willow and Tara?" Rupert asked.

"They disappeared into the changing room," Umad said.

"To have sex," Anya added.

Rupert, Joan and Randy scowled at Anya's comment, while Alex's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.

"Let me get them," Buffy offered, tearing herself away from Randy. She had attached herself to him as soon as she saw him.

A short while later, two blushing but well scrubbed girls came out with Buffy. They were holding hands though. Alex's hands swiftly went to his pants pockets as he felt the need for rapid adjustment.

Rupert introduced Belief. Willow's eyes strayed to the new girl's very obvious global assets, she could tell there was nothing beneath the lab coat.

Tara gave her a glare, "Are you checking her out?" she said from the corner of her mouth.

Willow quickly averted her eyes. "Um, not anymore," she said sheepishly.

Rupert explained that they ran into Belief at a cemetery, fighting a group of vampires. With the help of Joan and Randy, the monsters were quickly dispatched. It turned out that Belief was a superhero too, and she was able to hide when the melty wobbly monster in the jingly van came to town. What's more, she followed the monster and found out where he lived.

"A cave in the middle of the woods?" asked Umad.

Belief shook her head.

"A castle on the hill that suddenly appeared," asked Alex.

Nope.

"City Hall?"

No way.

"Then where, dammit!"

"The Amusement Arcade, down by Main," said Belief.

"What?" eight voices shouted as one.

"Whoa, no need to shout. Look, I followed him and he went into the arcade, why would I lie to you?" Belief asked pointedly.

"We don't know who you are," said Anya.

"Listen, I'm going to take him down anyway, and I 'm here cos the cute blondie," her eyes turned to Joan, and then Buffy, "well, one of them anyway, persuaded me that it's stronger as a group. If you guys want in, that's helpful, cos strength in numbers and all. If you're gonna discuss this in a committee, that's five by five too, cos I'm going over there at sundown, with or without you."

"I think we can trust her," Willow piped up. "Besides, we don't have a better plan, do we?"

There really wasn't an answer to logic like that.

*****

"Crack!" Joan again kicked the door in.

They rushed inside, weapons at the ready.

Empty. The games machines, though, were in full operational mode. The din of bells and whistles and music filled the arcade.

"What the hell," said Randy.

"We said that already," Alex retorted.

They tried the doors leading from the main arcade, all locked.

"What next?" asked Tara.

The decision was made for them as a strange voice suddenly rang out from above them.

"Who dares enter?" it boomed.

"Oh for god's sake, why do baddies always have to pile on the theatrics? Just show yourself, get your ass kicked and we return to normal," Joan quipped.

"Oh you're good. Very well then."

The lights dimmed dramatically (Joan and Buffy both sighed) and a melty, wobbly blob appeared at the doorway of one of the previously locked door. Without a word it turned and went back through the door.

They looked at each other and followed.

To find themselves in the desert, with rolling sand dunes in the background.

The blob morphed into a mountain lion, then a primitive black woman, then a bald man wearing black glasses and carrying a briefcase made from cheese slices, finally dissolving into Tara.

"Now that's unsettling," Willow muttered.

Tara, the Tara who was holding Willow's hand tightly, stiffened in fear.

"Now, what can I do for you?" asked the fake Tara.

"C-c-can you turn into something other than me?" the real Tara said.

"But you're the guide. Oh well, as you wish, and don't say I'm not accommodating," the fake Tara said as it turned into a young girl in a pinafore and carrying a small cubic box. "Okay now? Like I said already, what can I do for you?"

"Why did you kidnap all the people in this town?" Rupert asked.

"That's not the question you are looking for," the girl-shaped entity answered.

"Where are we?" Umad asked.

"That's not the question you are looking for," the entity answered again.

"What's happening?" Alex asked.

"That's not the question you are looking for."

"This is about us, isn't it?" Willow asked.

"That's not the question you are looking for."

"How do we get our memories back?" Tara asked.

"Ah but how do you know they are yours?"

"That's up to us to determine, they're not yours to take."

"But you realize, none of what you thought were your memories, none of that place I allegedly took you away from, none of that is real?"

"It's the only reality we know," Tara said.

The girl-shape considered this for a moment. "We can go on arguing deep salient points about life, the universe and everything, but it's getting late, and we've used up way too much bandwidth and the readers' patience already. So I'll accede to your request to return to the reality you were before," she said.

Loud cheering and high fives abound. Oh, an a very sweet kiss between two no longer embarrassed lovers.

"But," the girl-shape said quietly. Their cheering stopped. "But, there will be a test."

Silence. Deafening silence.

"Well, aren't you going to ask me what the test is?" she pouted.

"You'll tell us anyway," Tara deadpanned.

"Smart. Step into the one that is most like Life." With that she waved her arms and disappeared.

In her place were three inflatable baby pools, the kind that took an adult half an hour to blow up and a child one second to 'accidentally' deflate. Different fluids filled the pools.

Randy, being one of the undead and therefore immune to poison and other potential hazards, was nominated to investigate the contents.

The first one was filled with a clear liquid. "Water," he shouted.

The second one was filled with ice cream. "Chocolate, and melting quickly," he yelled.

The third one was filled with jello. "What flavor?" asked Umad. "Strawberry," he reported.

"Step into the one that is most like Life, which one is it?" Alex asked.

"Water, it's the source of life," Joan said.

"Ice cream, it's solid, then liquid, and it's chocolate," said Umad.

"No, it's the jello," Tara said firmly.

"Why?" they all asked.

"Hard to explain. I just know. I'm going in that one, do you trust me?" she asked Willow.

"Yes."

You're the guide.

Anya was about to argue when the others followed. She shrugged and joined in as the stereotypical white flash accompanied by commensurate thunder and lightning appeared and they fell through an inter-dimensional tunnel.

This time, Joan didn't need to kick any doors in.

*****

The moral of the story? Jello is like Life because you can mold it the way you want, but once set, is virtually impossible to change.

Or, something deeply philosophical but ultimately meaningless like that :).

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Okay trying the reply thing...expecting to continue my cursed multiple posting ways.

Carleen: Heehee...villainous tumbleweed…I like that. Bowing graciously to the challenge initiator. :)

taralicious: I love that Claudette Colbert scene…it was probably swimming around in my head when I wrote that part. Thanks so much.

wiccanbotanist: Well, once I drove through a freak tumbleweed storm in NM…hundreds of those suckers blanketed the interstate, blowing back and forth in some seriously high winds. When I stopped for gas later on that day, I noticed the front of my grill was still hauling half of them. I didn’t breakdown (or have any hot smutty fun…feh) but I kinda figured it could’ve happened. Anyway, thanks.

Now onto my comments (sorry so brief but I’m running late)…

Cass: I imagine the whole office would have heard them, but yowzaa…so worth it. Good short.

Jeanne: That was so funny and creative…super job.

Terra: I loved the tumbleweed Western diatribe and frat antics …great story.

Watson: I think this one is my favorite so far…very creative BTVS altered time setting and nice integration of the challenge props. I cracked up on this line…

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Gotta tell ya -- THAT WAS AWESOME! I'm giving you the "Forrest Gump of Jello" award for your highly philosophical moral to the story. :flirt

You found a really nice way of incorporating the required elements of the story -- they seemed very natural. Well done!

Plus, it was just fun fun fun!!

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"We said that already," Alex retorted.


THAT just cracked me up -- I'm a sucker for a running joke. :-D

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"Butch and butcher, no, that doesn't sound right. You don't have the correct clothes or hair length. And neither of you are wearing flannel shirts."


LMAO So typical of Anya to use the stereotypical descriptions to make sense of her world. If only it were truly that easy. :eyebrow

Fabulous fic, watson! Thanks so much for participating in the challenge. *squealing in delight* Weeee! So many of my favorite authors!!! :bow

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Hi guys. This is my little contribution to this crazy challenge. I hope you enjoy.

TITLE: Restlessness
RATING: NC17, what else?
DISCLAIMER: They're not mine, damnit.


"Hey, you finally made it." Cam said as she adjusted her leather chaps. "I got here early so I got to be Cowgirl-Gal. Now if I could only get this damn tumbleweed off my spurs, I'd be happy. Well, that and if I could find my way to the Kitten Ranch. Maybe I'll just follow that little horny-looking blonde in the leather bunny outfit, she'll lead me there."

"There you are!" cried Buffy as she ran up to Willow. "Where have you been? The set needs some touch ups before we get started."

"The set?" Willow asked, obviously confused.

"Yes. Now put this on. You must get into character for your part." Buffy said as she strapped the toolbelt around the thin redhead's waist and handed her the Black & Decker cordless drill. "There...now go screw something."

"My part? What set? And why are you wearing that skimpy tan leather outfit?"

"Oh...it goes with hers." Buffy said as she pointed to the tall brunette sporting the sexy Xena attire.

"Is that Lucy Lawless?"

"No, just some obsessed woman who keeps screaming for smut, but the minute someone says 'FUCK' she passes out. Good thing she lands on her more than abundant breasts which cushion her fall. Check this out...Hey Carleen."

"Yes, Gabrielle?"

"How about we go hide behind Cowgirl-Gal's tumbleweed and I fuck you senseless?"

THUD!

"See, there she goes again."

"Haha...that is funny. You sure she's okay?"

"Yeah, I just keep the smelling salts handy. If I'm feeling really evil, everytime she starts to stir, I just whisper 'fuck me' in her ear, and she goes back out again."

"Oh, that is evil. Now, what am I supposed to do with this?" Willow asked, holding up the drill.

"Over there," Buffy said, pointing to the red, velvety, obviously metaphoric tunnel of curtains, "someone in there needs your assistance."

Willow started over to the entrance where she encountered a strange little man pointing to a tray. "I made a little space for the asparagus."

"Okay, that's just disturbing." Willow said as she kept on walking.

Willow cautiously entered the tunnel and slowly weaved her way around the crimson curtains.

"Mmm...soft. Reminds me of...Tara! What are you doing here...and why are you lying naked in a pool of jello?"

"Waiting for you, sweetie. Glad to see you brought your tools." Tara said pointing to Willow's leather toolbelt.

Willow looked down to the belt for the first time and noticed the type of 'tools' that were in her handy holster.

"Oh," she said, "you like?" The redhead asked, lifting the drill and noticing the special attachment at the end of the power tool.

"Hey, this is a sex drill."

"Yes, baby. Don't you remember? We ordered it off the Talk Sex website. You said you wanted all the waterproof toys that came with it."

Willow quirked an eyebrow. "Well, I guess the dream-me is more than seldom naughty."

"Yes...and I just love dream-you. Now get over here."

The redhead smiled at her girlfriend as she approached the pool.

"Okay, let's see...which would you prefer?" Willow asked the blonde.

Tara stood from the pool and Willow could only stare as the jello slid down the luscious curves, slowly dripping from the erect nipples. Willow gulped and leaned down, catching a jello droplet with her tongue as it started to fall.

"This one looks interesting." Tara said as she held up the purple vibrator with the face of a smiling kitten at the handle. "See, it lights up and the beads move around. And OH! The kitten's whiskers tickle the clit when you push the power button."

"Oh yeah. I do like that one." Willow said. "So, I just slip it over the attachment and..."


"Drill me, baby." Tara slid her hands in the red locks and pulled her in for a hot, deep kiss until Willow's knees felt all dizzy.

"Wow." Willow said as the blonde turned around and bent over, looking lustily over her shoulder.

Willow attached the Purple Kitten of Pleasure and grinned as it clicked into place. She pressed the power button and smiled as the kitten came to life, swirling around and around, lights began to flash and the beads started to spin.

"Ready, baby?"

"Oh, yes." Tara said as Willow slowly began to insert the swirling toy.

"Oh Willow...YES!! Willow! WILLOW!!"

"Willow! Wake up! Are you alright?" You're making funny noises."

Willow groggily opened one eye and looked into the concerned face of the slayer. She opened two eyes and saw the aroused look on Xander's face, then looked over to see Gile's furiously cleaning his obviously already clean glasses.

"Were you having a strange dream like we all did?" Buffy asked the flushed redhead.

"Um...yeah...strange." Willow said.

"At least you didn't all dream about the guy with the asparagus."

Willow just nodded as she stood to leave, grabbing her laptop and heading for the door.

"Hey Willow, where are you going?"

"Shopping."

"With your laptop? What for?"

"Power tools."


The End

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Okay, I'll be the first to admit that when Carleen first posed this idea, I was like "sure Car, that's a great idea," while secretly thinking "this is insane, and only insane people will take this challenge." I'm standing by both statements (though I'm no longer being sarcastic about the first. :p

Seriously, these have all been SO damn entertaining. Kudos to Washi, Mary, wiccanbotanist, Cyd, Cass, Jeanne, terra, Watson, and Wimpy for their contributions.

But Pam, did you HAVE to give me Riley's role??? :lol I just hope that "that little horny-looking blonde" is supposed to be Ang, cause otherwise I may have my chat priveleges revoked. :aww

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Oh my hell!! More tears! More stitches in my side! I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes! I nearly hyperventilated!

Pam, this was just TOO damned funny! OMG You get the "Tumbleweed Where it Counts" award for making sure the tumbleweed was ATTACHED to Cam! Maybe now she'll have no choice but to put it in GER...just to get it off her spurs!

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Oh what I wouldn't give to hear those two statements made in my direction. :-D

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"No, just some obsessed woman who keeps screaming for smut, but the minute someone says 'FUCK' she passes out. Good thing she lands on her more than abundant breasts which cushion her fall. Check this out...Hey Carleen."

"Yes, Gabrielle?"

"How about we go hide behind Cowgirl-Gal's tumbleweed and I fuck you senseless?"

THUD!


And how in the hell did you know about my more than abundant breasts? Oh wait....there was the chat...and then the....nevermind.

GREAT GREAT stuff, Pam. Thanks for taking part. Good times! :clap

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That was your FIRST fic? You're lying! You have to be! OMG that was GREAT!!!!! :applause Good on ya!!

That was so much fun! I just laughed and laughed.

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“Tara…goddess…yes…baby…love…you…so…much…oh, oh, oh…yes…yes…hi ho silver…TARAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!”


THAT just cracked me up!!! :rofl OMG too funny!

Thank you SO friggin' much for making your first fic part of this challenge. I had no idea how much fun I was going to have reading these stories when I posted the challenge. I'm so glad I did! :clap

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Absolutely brilliant... I can just picture Tara's face while Willow is telling her how fanfic is "educational"... :lmao

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Replies to my little effort.

I have to say I totally enjoyed participating in this, my first ever challenge. I was a little worried because of the switch in character names, especially when I introduce Buffybot in the middle. I'm used to writing about Randy and Rupert (what? has no one been reading the Kitten Race?) that I already have their character down. Did anyone get who 'Belief' is? Thanks for the really nice remarks.

hermitfish -
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you know Cyd, comments like this will get you far, very far. Thanks a bunch

Carleen - well thanks for setting up the challenge, who would have thought of so many ways of linking these seemingly unrelated articles in a smut fic? Thanks, from "Forrest Gump of Jello".

Washi - hey thanks!

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Now I want to give my feedback to the other stories because they are all truly awesome. I want to keep this short, so I'll try to pick my favorite part from each.

Neryn wrote:
Goddess, I’m good.

This is the epitome of superior planning, surprising Tara with the gift of a house, picking just the right outfit, making dinner ... sigh, good times


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There’s a pit of molten fire in Survivor: The Musical? It looks like strawberry and orange jello.

I couldn't stop laughing, you write comedy soooo well. Did you tell Debra there's now a musical version of Survivor? Imagine a pit of strawberry and orange jello in a baby pool in the middle of Ash Island


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[Anya] looked from Tara to the redhead beside her, “Ooh, nice strap,” she smiled, approvingly.

Xander appeared beside his girlfriend, “Yeah, Willow, I can’t even hold that much.”

The redhead crimsoned, “You don’t think it’s too big?” She asked, stepping through the entrance with Tara behind her.

Yay to misdirection because my mind certainly went to a completely different place. Yay to revealing Halloween costumes! Of course Tara's instruction to Willow to keep the tool belt on in bed, ooh the possibilities.


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Red is definitely not the right shade for Giles. Not as a lipstick anyway.
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Laying back on one of the lounge chairs, Tara reached behind her and untied the strings that held together her bikini top, before slowly removing it. Her breasts spilled out of the bikini top, and Willow suddenly liked her dream. A lot.

“Actually, Jello on Tara is your reward.” She said as she scooped up a handful of jello.

OMG, Giles in a French maid costume. And jello on Tara as reward for bringing the asparagus . A dreamscape I'm sure Willow doesn't want to come out of, and who would blame her?


ringwaldoeuvre wrote:
Willow decided to return the sentiment and said, “Yes, well maybe I should save my energy to screw something else.”

Tara suspected that her blush was visible from outer space.

If that was your first smut, please can you write some more. Lots more Tara's challenge, of not allowd to move, was very inspired. When Willow said
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“You’re going to put this on, and then you’re going to lie down, and I’m going to ride you. Hard. And you are not allowed to move.”
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“Good, because I’ve been waiting a long time to do,” she began her rhythm, “this.” Willow drove her hips back and forth.
I was a little concerned, was she missing Oz or what? But I reminded myself, this is a fic challenge that's essentially PWP, and I retconned Oz totally out of the picture. Besides, the sex was way to hot to be contaminated by Oz thoughts, hee, great job


wiccanbotanist wrote:
“Can’t busy working.” Willow said in between clicks of the mouse.

“Well then take a break and cut up some veggies. The sooner dinner is done the sooner we can wash the truck, and the sooner we get each other all wet and soapy, the sooner we can get back in and make each other more wet.”

I bet that always work without fail. I also to your supreme knowledge of plants, as expected. And then
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Back inside a now dry Willow came out of the bedroom in search of her Tara, but the blonde was no where in sight. It was starting to get dark and there were many many promises during the day for fun tonight. As she reached for the door it swung open and Tara stepped in side carrying….

“You didn’t.” The redhead gawked and pointed to the deflated pool Tara was carrying.

I love it when they only need a few words and immediately they understand each other, fully. Lovely story


Cyd wrote:
They each grabbed a bottle of water and stood close to road on the shoulder.

Their minds were in two decidedly different places. Willow’s went a little something like this:

God… we only have four bottles of water and enough snacks for lunch. Wonder if someone will come by soon?

Tara’s sounded more like the following:

God…I want to pour this water bottle down her shirt and make a snack of it. Wonder if she wants to come soon?
The whole fic? Was HOT HOT HOT Methinks Operation Willow-Lure worked to Agent Tara's complete satisfaction. And of course
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There was a time and place for the wonderful soft and tender treatment Willow could bestow on the Tara’s body, the redhead’s favorite entity to worship devoutly. On the hood of a car in the sweltering heat of the desert was not one of those times.
No, not the right time, in fact, there's a whole lot of urgency there. Did I mention this fic is HOT HOT HOT?


intricate mirage wrote:
as long as we give them what they want, they’ll walk away satisfied

And this is definitely one satisfied costumer. Great smut


kindagay wrote:
I am Lady Tara, guardian of the Mystical Pool O’ Jello.
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You have to create the jello.
of course not forgetting
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Sometimes I wonder about what goes on in that beautiful head of yours.

So original, so imaginative. Love the interspacing with the narrative and interruptions on the narrative, brought a big smile to my face


terra wrote:
Guess this is the only rainbow I’m gonna taste tonight.

Poor Willow, being thrown out unceremoniously like that, but she brought it upon herself, how can she ignore Tara-kisses like that? How can I not mention
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giving respect to the less attractive ornaments of mother earth



wimpy wrote:
"Hey, this is a sex drill."

The ginormous Restless shout-out . So, any chance we kittens can order that drill en masse, to get a bulk order discount ?


Irene wrote:
"What…I’m a lesbian too.”

Alright, where have you been hiding all that time? You give great feedback, all insightful and all, and you're nervous and intimidated? I, for one, want to read more of what you write, should you ever want to do that again. Plus who can resist the ultimate shout-out to the kittens
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Does the word OSESSED mean anything to you?

Seriously funny fic, well done

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That was your first ever fic? Really? Wow! :clap :applause That was so great, you should definitely write more.... Please :pray :flirt

Even your disclaimer, & summary & little notes at the begining had me :rofl & the fic itself was just.... WOW! :bow & as for the smut.... :thud

Well done sweetie :flower

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