What were you dreaming?

[umgaynow]

The "What was your first though this morning" thread gave me an idea...

What were you dreaming about right before you woke up this morning?

I was dreaming about trying to find a bathroom...the building kept changing so it was always elsewhere...good thing I woke up when i did

[Foomatic]

I was dreaming that I was on a stationary bike desperately trying to burn 12,960 calories. I knew I should be all sweaty and warm, but I was bone cold, and I woke up with the chills and a fever.

[kisstheviolets]

oh man, i'm glad this thread is here. i had the weirdest dream.

i was on the dunes in provincetown (cape cod) waiting for someone to show up and i was all sad and forlorn. the person i was waiting for (girlfriend, i'm guessing) never shows, and instead a posse of my friends arrive. now, in this group are some of my real life friends, this woman i see on the MAX everyday, and some of the chicks from "the l word"... including one miss dana fairbanks. i'm like "dana! what are you doing here? i thought you were dead?" and everyone looked at me like i was crazy. btw bette porter was looking mighty hot, as usual, in my dream.

anyway, they're all being really sympathetic like something terrible has happened and they suggest we go back to my house. apparently i have some kind of beach house nearby. we go to the house and i'm calling out "honey? you here?" and no one answers. then in walks freakin' giles (not anthony stewart head, but tweedy rupert giles). he says "ah, brandy, yes. i'm afraid we have a situation."

so it turns out my girlfriend (some unidentified person at this point) has left me and all my friends knew and she asked giles to come get her stuff. so i get all devastated and the next thing i know, my l word friend helena is telling me if i do a set of challenges she'll pay off my student loans and send me on an olivia cruise with a sack of cash and ten softball teams of single gals (wtf?! i know). the first challenge is that i have to do a chin up on the jungle gym in my backyard (again, i say, wtf?!). i explain that i have the upper body strength of a gerbil and can in no way do that. even if i were a skinny bitch, i could not do it. dana offers to train me and i'm like "oh you're adorable, we should get married." and she replies "tempting, but that would totally piss al off."so i think in my dream that her and alice are together. but when go back into the house and i'm cleaning out the bathroom, i come across all sorts of pictures of me and alice piezecki in gay-type lover poses, shoved into the toilet! (i must have really pissed this broad off). so i'm all "whoa, i'm dating alice from the l word? wait, i got dumped by alice from the l word??" then i'm sad.

some other randomness ensued and giles flooded the laundry room by using dish soap in the washing machine. my real life friends were playing cards with my l word friends and i was practicing pull-ups with dana and she says "i think your ass is chirping."

it was my alarm. damn.

[Foomatic]

ktv, that is an absolute riot!

[umgaynow]

Two questions...exactly what kind of drug had you been taking before you went to bed...and where can I get some?

[kisstheviolets]

two sierra nevada pale ales. that's it, i swear!

i have the craziest dreams sometimes. i've had some that are like movies, with sweeping 'copter shots and shit. my brain is a weirdo.

[umgaynow]

two sierra nevada pale ales. that's it, i swear!

i have the craziest dreams sometimes. i've had some that are like movies, with sweeping 'copter shots and shit. my brain is a weirdo.

Don't feel bad I once had a dream with end credits

[glokenpop baby]

Being chased by something again.

Air went all thick around my legs, couldn't run.

sigh.

[umgaynow]

I wish I could remember what I was dreaming...all I remember at this point was that Willow and Tara were in it...this comes of reading fanfic right before bed...ah well, I hope I had fun

[kisstheviolets]

i dreamt i was at my college reunion. there was a rocking party in one of the walled gardens and i was dancing with this girl i was involved with last summer/fall (some of you will remember that fiasco). she's telling me how much she misses me and thinks about me all the time (which actually did happen a couple of nights ago) and the next thing i know we're getting freaky behind a bush in a corner and then she decides she needs kettle corn and takes off. i yell to her, asking her to stay, but she just keeps walking away.

so i'm getting my clothes back on and coming out from behind the bush when sarah warn of afterellen.com walks over and tells me i have something on my face. she proceeds to do that thumb-licking mom thing and wipes my face with it. i'm thoroughly revolted and am like "didn't you go to wellesley? this is scripps. wrong women's college." and she's like "yeah, my bad." she starts to leave and i ask her if she can introduce me to bridget mcmanus (who is smokin' hot and hilarious) but she just ignores me.

i leave the party and i'm looking for a classroom and i have books and stuff and i see my ex-girlfriend from college and she's telling me we're going to be late. i'm confused and keep trying to tell her that we graduated already and got advanced degrees and that i definitely don't need to go to calculus cause i graduated by taking dummy math for social science majors. she ignores me and keeps walking to class.

so i'm in this class and there are a ton of girls i've dated over the years sitting in the desks, chatting with each other, watching me suspiciously (reminds me of that scene in "restless" a bit). i say hi to everyone and i'm flooded with all of these different memories and feelings when i look at each of them. it's really overwhelming and i just want to run away. sitting in the corner is a friend of mine who was my best friend years ago in that typical incestuous lesbian/straightish bff kind of way. and i walk over to her, tell her i don't want to be here anymore, that these girls give me a headache and i ask her to leave with me. she looks torn and tells me she can't come with me even though she wants to. she says i can leave on my own but i refuse. my head is pounding and the chatter just gets louder and louder, compounding the ache, but i won't leave. i'm holding her hand and begging her to just leave with me. but without answering, she just gets up and walks away to another classroom.

it turned into another dream after that. i don't remember that one as much, just that there was laundry and swimming involved.

wtf?