Fic: Thrill Ride

[The Rose24]

Embarrassed Willow and Tara. Nothing can beat that.

Tara: My heart doesn't stutter.

Tara: Willow, I got so lost.
Willow: I found you. I will always find you.

Willow: Hi, um Tara. I was wondering maybe you want to go out some time for coffee? food? Kisses and gay love?

[foreverpiper]

Trish: Very yay for tongue action! lol, I didn’t know if this would be funny or not seein as I haven’t written anything for a while!



Steph: Nope, sorry, no dawn-eating-monster-angry-squid-thing in the water ride.



lol, who wouldn’t?



snuggle79: Thanks! Hehe, I love that line! I think I read it in another fic, or it had the words to something of that effect. *shrug* lol, I forget.



xita: Thanks a bunch! And the wet ride is soon to come…that is, if I can get my lazy butt to write something any time soon! And hopefully they’ll find a way to smooch…ya never know…



MissQuirky: Yep, that a must!



Nath: But it’s so fun to do! *mischievous grin*



Celia: It does? Hmmm, never knew writer’s block could be a good thing…and who doesn’t like Willow and Tara getting all red? Um…from embarrassment…yeah…not the um...other thing



The Rose24: lol, sure can’t!

It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. - My mantra on a bad day.


And never let it be said that I left a Tara craving unsatisfied. - Willow in Wilderness

[TareBearRS]

Nice tongue action!! Wicked!



Getting picked on much he?!

Nice update.



Don't worry about the writersblock, it will come to ya, and so far i have really enjoyed this story! and we haven't even gotten to the WET RIDE yet haha.



R.

[shootingstar]

A short update but a good one man it's good to come home to loadsa updates on all my fave fics.



I wish something that interesting could happen where a work though...teehee 'nice tongue action'



Luv Star x

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No it was the frogs! Take them! They stole the pie...
-Sleeping Willow in Loco2's >insert imaginative title here<

[TheWhiz]

Yay! Update!

This part was both sweet & funny! How embarrassing for Willow & Tara!



"Emily"

"I am a whiz...If ever a whiz there was"

[foreverpiper]

TareBearRS: Thanks...how'd I know that line would get a response? And i hope i do get over this writer's block soon! *huff* before i started writing this fic and i read someone writing something like "next update should be in a while due to writer's block" i thought "how hard is it to get over writer's block?!" lol, i now know how incredible wrong i was!



Star: Why thanks-you! lol, and i'll bet you want something like that to happen! *sigh* lol, wouldn't we all?



Emily: Yay! Replies! And thanks! I just hope i get the next part out soon! I was trying to finish this before i had to go back to school (which is now less than a week away!) so that doesn't look likely. lol, damn

It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. - My mantra on a bad day.


And never let it be said that I left a Tara craving unsatisfied. - Willow in Wilderness

[Loco2]

wait i forgot: 'nice tongue action' ........ tsk tsk piper





and a little advice for everyone?:



no-one EVER play chess with piper.....it brings out her aggressive side

"I'm not gay - I'm just Trevor's bitch." - some drunken guy about his sexuality
"Oh, bugger off, you BROLLY!" - Anya to Giles on his use of the english language
"We'll all be a lot happier without the constant whining....Mom, Buffy, Tara, Waah" - DMW to Dawn

[foreverpiper]

IT'S A VERY AGRESSIVE GAME!!!

It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. - My mantra on a bad day.


And never let it be said that I left a Tara craving unsatisfied. - Willow in Wilderness

[Loco2]

lmao, sure it is, piper...sure it is.....

"I'm not gay - I'm just Trevor's bitch." - some drunken guy about his sexuality
"Oh, bugger off, you BROLLY!" - Anya to Giles on his use of the english language
"We'll all be a lot happier without the constant whining....Mom, Buffy, Tara, Waah" - DMW to Dawn

[TareBearRS]

Hey don't worry about it too much, i think that just makes the 'block' worse, you have written a great fic so far and like i said before i'm sure it will come back to you.



If not just focus on Tara and Willow doing the wet ride, and put the images you see on paper. That has to work right



Keep the faith.



R.

[Grimaldi]

sweet update very funny

Dude, we're surrounded by perverts!

Fucking Windows 98, get Bill Gates in here!

2nd place??? That's just a fancy term for loser!

[foreverpiper]

Steph: It is!!! It really, really is!



TareBearRS: I finally got over some of it! Go me! *jumps up and down excitedly* I have 3 pages done so far, but i might post 1/2 of the water ride chapter first so it may be 2 parts. I dunno, haven't though about it.



Grimaldi: Thanks! More soon i hope!

It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. - My mantra on a bad day.


And never let it be said that I left a Tara craving unsatisfied. - Willow in Wilderness

[TareBearRS]

Yeeeee way to go you.



I'm glad you are writing again.

Glad to hear it.



R

[foreverpiper]

me too



i just finished Ch. 13 so now i'm just waitin for my beta to send it back to be...should be up sometime tomorow, hopefully!

It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. - My mantra on a bad day.


And never let it be said that I left a Tara craving unsatisfied. - Willow in Wilderness

[TareBearRS]

Glad to hear it, can't wait to read it either.

R.

[foreverpiper]

TareBearRS: Well now the wait's over





Chapter 13: Pre-Rapids



“I cannot believe that just happened!” Willow said incredulously for what must have been the 25th time since they had left the lemonade stand. “That did so NOT just happen!” she looked at Buffy. “Did it?”



Buffy, who had finally gotten her laughter under control, just lost control once more. Between her giggles she somehow managed to get the words out, “Oh yes! It really, really did!”



Willow buried her hands in her head, “Oh my God!” she moaned.



Xander patted her on the back, “Don’t worry Will!” he smirked, “It happens to the best of us.” The sarcasm in his voice didn’t go unnoticed by Willow.



“Oh yes,” Anya commented dryly, “I’m sure the nice lemonade girl sees hot lesbian witches eating each others tonsils out all the live-long-day!”



Willow looked mortified. She looked over at Tara and saw her shoulder’s shaking and her hand over her mouth. Was she…laughing? She stared at her girlfriend, “You think this is funny?” she asked in amazement.



Tara just nodded, eyes squinting as she continued to try to get her giggles under control. She was unsuccessful. Tara’s unexpected laugher became contagious to the rest of the Scoobies, save Willow who was still completely horrified.



Buffy sat down on a nearby bench to keep herself from falling down. She put her hands on her knees but as she was doing so her hand bumped a lump in her shorts. Her eyes lit up as an idea came to her. She jumped up. “I’ll be right back.” She told the group, before speeding back the way they had just come before anyone could ask where she was going. She chuckled inwardly. Willow’s gonna kill me.



***



Once Buffy got back about 10 minutes later Willow had somewhat recovered from her not-so-minor case of hysteria.



“Where’d you hurry off to?” Dawn asked her once they’d gotten up and continued on their trek to the Roman Rapids. Buffy and Dawn had taken the lead, leaving the 4 others to trail them about 6 feet behind leaving them to talk privately.



“Nowhere.” Buffy said, a smirk tugging at her lips. Dawn shook her head. Her sister sucked at lying.



“Whatcha talkin ‘bout?” Xander bounded up from behind them, leaving Anya with the 2 witches behind them.



“Nuthin.” Buffy said quickly.



Dawn rolled her eyes and spoke what she though just moments before, “Buffy, you sucked at lying when you were little, and now that your older you’re even worse.”



Buffy giggled and pulled Xander’s camera out of her pocket and handed it back to Xander. “If you think Wills was embarrassed before, wait till the pictures get developed.”



Xander and Dawn grinned, “What’d you do?”



Buffy’s face blew into a full-fledged grin. “Just took a picture.”



“Of what?” Dawn asked excitedly.



“Wouldn’t you like to know?” Buffy answered teasingly.



“Oh come on!” Xander whined.



“Let’s just say that Willow hasn’t seen the last of the lemonade lady.”



“You didn’t!” Dawn grinned.



Buffy nodded. “I did.”



Xander clapped his hands together, “Oh this is too good!”



“I can’t wait to see the expressions on their faces!” Dawn said, jumping up and down.



“Me either!” Buffy replied.



Behind them they heard a shriek and turned around to see what the commotion was about. They saw Willow and Tara, both with humiliated looks on their faces, gaping at Anya who turned to look at the other 3 with large innocent eyes. “What?”



Willow’s mouth opened but then just snapped shut, as if the ability to form words had escaped her knowledge for the time being. “What happened?” questioned Xander, who inwardly cringed.



Tara shook her head and blinked a few times before quickly answering, “Nothing!”



Buffy and Dawn looked at Anya who looked back at them, “What?” she asked again.



“What’d you say?” Buffy asked.



Anya huffed. “I just asked if they’d eve-”



“Nothing!” Tara cut in. “She didn’t ask anything! Did you Anya?” she gave the ex-demon a look that made the ex-demon shut her mouth with a snap.



Anya shook her head and said nothing else.



Buffy decided not to push as they continued on in silence. She was sure she didn’t want to know anyway.



***



After about 10 more minutes of walking, in which Anya has successfully accomplished the task of keeping her mouth shut, they were at the entrance of Roman Rapids.



Xander sized up the line, “Doesn’t look too bad.”



Dawn shrugged.



Willow pushed herself up onto the bar and put her feet on the lower bar opposite of her, balancing herself so she wouldn’t have to overcome a repeat of the Battering Ram and Anya’s little incident. She grinned wickedly; of course, she wouldn’t mind if Tara caught her…



Lost in thought about her and Tara, she didn’t notice when the line moved up.



“Willow.” Dawn called.



No answer.



“Willow?”



Still no acknowledgment.



Dawn gave up trying to get Willow’s attention by calling her name so she took it to the next level. Leaning over, she stuck out her finger and quickly jabbed it into Willow’s side, causing the redhead to shriek and jump off the bar.



Looking wildly around, she spotted Dawn shaking a finger at her, sporting a triumphant look.



“You poked me!”



“You deserved it.” Dawn countered.



“Did not!”



“Did too!”



“Did not!”



Tara stepped in between them effectively shutting them up. She looked at Dawn and then at Willow. “Stop it you two.”



“Sorry.” Willow muttered, hanging her head.



Tara smiled and playfully patted Willow on the head. Behind her, Dawn made eye contact with Willow and mouthed, “Did too!”



Willow’s eyes widened, “I did not!”



Dawn sniggered. “Willow!” Tara scolded.



“But she –” her protest was cut short by a Tara-finger placed over her mouth.



“Am I going to have to put you over my knee?” she asked playfully.



Willow grinned, “Yes please!”



“Gross! Get a room!”



Their playful banter was interrupted as 3 teenage punks caught onto their conversation and one voiced his much unwanted opinion. Willow was furious but before she could do or say anything Buffy got there first.



“Hey!” Buffy shouted, getting in his face, “Back off!” she was at least 7 inches shorter than him but that didn’t phase her one bit.



The punk looked back at his friends and laughed, “Oh yeah Blondie,” he said, getting nose to nose with her, “Whatcha gonna do about it?”



Tara saw Buffy clench her fists but pulled Buffy away before she could permanently damage the punk. “Let it go,” she told her, “they’re not worth it.” She glanced back to the punks who were all laughing and narrowed her eyes.



“Oh come on, I wasn’t going to hurt em!” Buffy whined, before adding in a much lower tone, “much.”



Willow continued glaring at them, never once taking her eyes off the one punk who had had the nerve to speak up.



The punk who’d spoken happened to have a drink in his hand, which just so happened to be full. Oh! Willow thought. How convenient!



Before she did anything however, the drink suddenly flew out of the punk’s hand and landed all over his crotch.



Willow stared at him dumbfounded. “Shit!” she heard him shriek before putting his hands over his lower region and running to the bathroom, followed by his friends, who both just so happened to have some soda on them too.



“Willow!” Buffy said, shocked.



Willow’s eyes widened and she shook her head, “I didn’t do it!” she said truthfully holding up her hands in innocence.



Buffy slowly turned her head towards Tara. The blonde had a smirk upon her face and she gave the Slayer a little half wave to acknowledge Buffy’s unspoken assumption.



Anya looked between the backs of the retreating punks and Tara before beaming, “Go Tara!”



“Well they deserved it.” Tara commented with a smirk.



Willow grinned, “They did, didn’t they!”



“Damn straight!” Tara said confidently. “Well, then again not so much.” She added as a second thought, shooting a wink in Willow’s direction.



“Next!”



Just then they had all realized that they were next up in line.



“How many?” the teenaged employee asked in a bored tone that made it very clear he didn’t want to be there.



“6,” came the answer.



He led them over to a completely deserted raft and waited until they were all buckled in before sending them off without so much as a “enjoy your ride”.



Then they were off.



TBC...

It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. - My mantra on a bad day.


And never let it be said that I left a Tara craving unsatisfied. - Willow in Wilderness

[tiredsoul]

I loved this chapter! Continuing the embarrassment was great. And Tara popping the drink was priceless. I'm curious as to what Ayna asked the girls. Knowing Anya, I bet it was good.



--celia

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"That was just rude. Now I forget what I was saying."

[iceprincess2076]

GO TARA!!!!!!!!!!

I loved this part and all the others too. Can't wait to see what happens on the Rapids........& Willow and Taras' reaction to the pic Buffy took.



More soon.....Please



ICE

[snuggle79]

Tara is just great!

Very funny!

Great Update!

Tara:"Maybe we dreamed it."

Willow:"Right. Right. Wrong! (points at her head ) Different Brains." Tara:"Oh yeah."


Bitch! Witch! Ho!..mo!"

[Loco2]

woohoo! i just clicked reply on your post rather than try to use the evil button and now i can post



hmm - well, i would give insightful feedback but you already know what i think of buffy's lump that noone can know about AND anya's explanation of the lump to willow and tara



see? - this is what happens when you leave things to the imagination!



thanks for updatey goodness



steph

"I'm not gay - I'm just Trevor's bitch." - some drunken guy about his sexuality
"Oh, bugger off, you BROLLY!" - Anya to Giles on his use of the english language
"We'll all be a lot happier without the constant whining....Mom, Buffy, Tara, Waah" - DMW to Dawn

[The Rose24]

'nuff said.

Tara: My heart doesn't stutter.

Tara: Willow, I got so lost.
Willow: I found you. I will always find you.

Willow: Hi, um Tara. I was wondering maybe you want to go out some time for coffee? food? Kisses and gay love?

[MissQuirky]

Go Tara!! Loved the update! Very funny! I kinda wanna know wut Anya's question was! But probably best left not heard! Can't wait 4 more!

Willow: We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know... insane.
Tara: I said quirky.

[spazz07]

Poor Willow continually being picked on. Liked evil Tara and Buffy though Very much looking forward to the rapids and seeing our girls get wet... i'm sure your dirty mind took thta totally the wrong way



Cheers

Nath

Isn't it funny how you feel your most tired five minutes before you have to get up.

[Tiggrscorpio]

Piper, this continues to be such a fun story. I love how Tara handles herself. Great job of taking care of those punks. Looking forward to more!

*****

She's my everything!

[Jennpurr]

Heya Piper,



I really loved this update. Buffy is so sneaky, isn't she?? Can't wait to see our girls reactions to the picture of the lemonaide girl. We will get to see their reactions, right??



I soooo want to know what Anya asked them. Will we find out? Please?? Do you take bribes??? I know, I'm reaching, but I really want to know. Knowing Anya, it was probably something to do with sex, right??



Now I want more!



I think the best part of this last update was Tara spilling the drink all over that guys shorts. Hee... very sneaky was she. Never tempt a witch. La la la...



Looking forward to more, hon. Can't wait.



Jen

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"Dude... I have an action figure?" Amber Benson
|My Fan Fiction and More|"Nobody messes with my girl." Tara

[Grimaldi]

loved this chapter



it was very funny, especially when Tara spilt those punks drinks. curious as to what Anya asked Willow and Tara.

Dude, we're surrounded by perverts!

Fucking Windows 98, get Bill Gates in here!

2nd place??? That's just a fancy term for loser!

[TheWhiz]

Hey Piper!

Very funny update!

Loved Willow STILL being embarrassed- wonder how embarrassed she will be by Buffy's photo!

Also yay for Tara, you go girl!!! He deserved it!



"Emily"

"I am a whiz...If ever a whiz there was"

[Lola19]

Hey Piper, Im sorry i havnt given you any feed back before but iv just caught up with the whole story! Its a great read, especially since i got to read it all at the one time!

Go Tara for spilling the drink! Thatll teach him!!!

Iv laughed so much through this and i think its great!

Looking forward to more (and ill give feedback always since i only just found your story!)

Love and hugs

Louise xxx

[foreverpiper]

celia: Thanks! I’ve read so many things where Willow was the one who took the butch side of things so I thought I might as well take it from a different angle! Guess it kinda worked



iceprincess: Ahh, yes, the reaction, that will surely be a hell-of-a-lot fun to write!



snuggle79: Yes, she really really is! And thanks a bundle!



Steph: Well I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing…still tryin to figure that one out j/k



and for the last freckin time… IT WAS THE CAMERA!!!! *exasperated sigh* à (lol, how cool is that?!)



Well I’m beginning to think that you with and imagination is a very, VERY bad thing!



The Rose24: ‘nuff said. ( ) hehe, those little icons can express so much! They’re so awesome!



Miss Quirky: Yes…defiantly best if left unheard! lol, it would damage people…*nods* it really, really would!



Nath: Me…? Dirty mind…? I have no idea what your talking about…



Tiggrscorpio: Well I’m glad that’cha still find it amusing! hehe, everyone loves Tara!



Jen: Yes, she is! Plan on seeing more sneaky Buffy throughout the rest! *hinthint* Oh hell yeah you’ll see their reactions! No way I’m not writing that little bit!



Hmmm Lets see…Anya’s question…wouldn’t you like to know… I’ll just leave it to your imagination (NOT YOUR’S STEPH!)



Yeppers deppers…never piss of a witch…hehe, that should be a motto!



Grimaldi: Thanks! I’m glad you enjoyed it! lol, and those punks deserved every drop!



Emily: Thank-you, thank-you *bows* Oh, and my guess is that she’ll be more than a little embarrassed! And I even drew a picture on Paint of the picture Buffy took of the lemonade girl! lol



Louise: Hey! Wow, more and more people just find this fic! cool! Glad you're enjoying it and makin ya laugh! my only purpose in life is to make other's laugh!!!



*edited to add reply that i stupidly missed the first time *

It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. - My mantra on a bad day.


And never let it be said that I left a Tara craving unsatisfied. - Willow in Wilderness

Edited by: foreverpiper at: 9/3/02 3:51:13 pm

[foreverpiper]

Okay, so i know this has nothing to do with anything Willow/ Tara related, but in my English class today my teacher (who's really cool by the way) said the phrase "The horror! The horror!" and she said anyone who found out what that phrase was from could get extra credit. I've been on a few sites but i suck at looking for stuff on the web. She said i could get the info anywhere so i figured i'd see if any of you kittens knew where it came from!



And i already guessed The Rocky Horror thing but apparently that's not the right answer.



Any help you could give me would be great...and i'd be enternally grateful!!!

It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. - My mantra on a bad day.


And never let it be said that I left a Tara craving unsatisfied. - Willow in Wilderness