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She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.
--Patsy Stone
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She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.
--Patsy Stone
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'I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad..it's depressing' - Tara
Amber Online www.amberbenson-online.cjb.net
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She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.
--Patsy Stone
Cos they hardly ever give good reviews, normally its just annoyed reviewers (who havent had sex in years and are therefore frustrated with everything and everyone) who keep writing negative reviews.------------------
'I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad..it's depressing' - Tara
Amber Online www.amberbenson-online.cjb.net
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She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.
--Patsy Stone
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"It's like Buffy, but not really."-Amber
"See, I just came here to lip-sync."-Alyson
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"I want to be Byron... because I want to date young boys." Amber Benson
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"Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment and insanity to my list of things I did today."
"Ah! You, too?"
(Stitch laughs delightedly)
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She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.
--Patsy Stone
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"I want to be Byron... because I want to date young boys." Amber Benson
The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford Clinic.
--Patsy Stone
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"I want to be Byron... because I want to date young boys." Amber Benson
The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford Clinic.
--Patsy Stone
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"Oh God, Willow—you’re giving me the gift of Karen Carpenter. Just when I think I grasp the full extent of your love." - Tara
"Why do birds suddenly appear? It’s because, you are queer…" - Willow (Gods Served and Abandoned by AntigoneUnbound)
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ANDY RICHTER TO HOST COMEDY CENTRAL'S FIRST-EVER ORIGINAL COMEDY AWARDS SHOW, "THE COMMIES"
NEW YORK, November 3, 2003 - Andy Richter has been signed to serve as host of "The Commies," COMEDY CENTRAL's first-ever original awards show, it was announced today by Lauren Corrao, senior vice president, original programming & head of development, COMEDY CENTRAL.
"The Commies," co-produced by Bob Bain Productions, will be taped in Los Angeles on Saturday, November 22 at Sony Studios and will include more than 15 categories culminating with the award for the Funniest Person Of The Year (see below for a list of nominees which were voted for at comedycentral.com.) "COMEDY CENTRAL Presents The Commies" will air on Sunday, December 7 at 9:00 p.m.
"The Commies" will acknowledge and honor the year's best in comedic film, television, Internet, music, news and live performances. In addition to traditional awards in comedy such as Funniest Movie, Funniest TV Show and Funniest Actor, Actress, etc. - there will be awards given to complement COMEDY CENTRAL’s irreverent style including "Funniest Unintentionally Funny Film of the Year Award", "Oh, I Thought You Were Dead,” Award (to be given to the person in comedy who most people thought was already dead) and many more.
Nominees include:
FUNNIEST MOVIE ACTRESS
Jennifer Aniston – "Bruce Almighty"
Alyson Hannigan "American Wedding"
Queen Latifah – "Bringing Down The House"
Reese Witherspoon – "Legally Blonde 2" / "Sweet Home Alabama"
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"I want to be Byron... because I want to date young boys." Amber Benson
"How can you stop the sun from shining, what makes the world go round?"
We got American Wedding yesterday! Or, that is, my store got American Wedding in.
Of course, we can't actually sell it/buy it till December 30th.
Aaron
'TaraBaby77'
"It's about two people,
regardless of sex, who love each other and treat each other with compassion and
respect."
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'Wedding' Video
''American Pie'' star Alyson Hannigan reminisces as the trilogy's third film hits DVD
by Leah Reisman-Senes
Why do you think the ''American Pie'' films strike a chord?
There are characters you really love. By the third movie, when Stifler's eating dog poop, you can root for him because you love him so much.
Which of your ''American Wedding'' castmates were at your real-life wedding in October?
Just January Jones, who played my sister. It was very small, so a lot of people got nixed. Jason Biggs gave me hell for not being invited.
Your favorite moments during filming?
Working with Eugene Levy and Fred Willard, I was in hog heaven. I threatened to kidnap them and put them in my basement and make them teach me everything they know.
The secret to comedy?
I just try to be in the moment and never comment on the fact that it's funny. If you watch a sitcom on mute, you have no idea when the good actors are telling a joke.
EW Grade: D
WEEKEND GROSS: $8.2 million
GROSS TO DATE: $80.6 million
LEAD PERFORMANCE:
Alyson Hannigan
Jason Biggs
Seann William Scott
SUPPORTING PERFORMANCE:
Eugene Levy
Thomas Ian Nicholas
Fred Willard
Jennifer Coolidge
Eddie Kaye Thomas
January Jones
Amanda Swisten
DIRECTOR: Jesse Dylan
WRITER: Adam Herz
PRODUCER: Chris Moore
RELEASE DATE: Aug 1 2003
VIDEO RELEASE: Jan 2 2004
RATING: R
GENRE: Comedy
RUN TIME: 96 Minutes
DVD RUN TIME: 104 Minutes
VIDEO DISTRIBUTOR: Universal Home Video
DISTRIBUTOR | BROADCAST: Universal
SEQUEL: American Pie 2 (2001)
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"I want to be Byron... because I want to date young boys." Amber Benson
Is there a hyphen in anal-retentive?
Ben
"Never be discouraged from being an activist because people tell you that you'll not succeed. You have already succeeded if you're out there representing truth or justice or compassion or fairness or love."
-- Doris 'Granny D' Haddock
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American Wedding : Extended Party Edition
A third and final entry to the "American Pie" series, "American Wedding" continues to up the level of raunch (including one extraordinarily foul moment) and vulgarity brought about by the second - and best - of the films. The plot is simple - Jim (Jason Biggs) has graduated college and decided to propose to Michelle (Alyson Hannigan), his girlfriend that he met in the first picture. While the wedding’s the focus for everyone else, friend Steve Stifler (Seann William Scott) is more concerned with the bachelor party.
Scott is the real joy of the third picture, taking his angry jerk character to new and unexpected heights. Adding a new undercurrent of anger and psychotic glee to the character, Scott’s cheerful, ego-fueled vugarity has never been funnier. Adding to Stiffler’s eternal battle with the intellectual Finch (Eddie Kaye Thomas) is Cadence (January Jones), Michelle’s younger sister, who becomes the object of interest for both.
Continuing to lend support is Eugene Levy, who once again has several funny moments. Fred Willard and Deborah Rush play Michelle’s parents, but they have little do and are largely wasted. Absent for this go around from the first two are Tara Reid, Shannon Elizabeth, Chris Owen, Natasha Lyone, Chris Klein and Mena Suvari.
As for the jokes, there’s still plenty of good bits scattered throughout the third film, but they’re just not delivered at as consistent a rate as the second film. Stiffler’s fake transformation into a nice, straightforward guy to try and woo Cadence is the film’s funniest running gag. The DVD includes both the theatrical version and the "extended party edition", which includes seven minutes of additional footage (mainly bachelor party stuff, along with a couple of minor extended bits).
The DVD
VIDEO: "American Wedding" is presented in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen - this is the first "Pie" to be shot in ’scope. The presentation is excellent, with only a few minor issues. Sharpness and detail remained superb throughout; while fine details weren’t always clearly visible, the picture still remained crisp and well-defined, even in low-light scenes.
Print flaws were minor, limited to just a couple of tiny specks in a scene or two. Edge enhancement wasn’t an issue aside from an appearance in a handful of moments. Compression artifacts were spotted during a few instances, but didn’t cause much distraction. Colors remained bright and vivid, with no smearing or other faults. Overall, this was a nice transfer, aside from a couple of minor faults.
SOUND: "American Wedding" is presented in Dolby Digital 5.1. The three films have never offered much in the way of surround use, and the third film continues that style. The score and songs on the soundtrack do get some minor reinforcement from the rears, but they otherwise remain silent. That’s not to say that the sound is without its merits - the songs on the soundtrack are presented with fine clarity and enjoyable bass. Dialogue remained clean and clear, as well.
EXTRAS:
Commentary: This is a commentary from Eddie Kaye Thomas, Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan and Thomas Ian Nicholas. While the group occasionally pulls together to offer some interesting information about the production and funny comments about scenes, the "joke" early on in the commentary is that the commentary isn’t going well because they’re all watching the movie - some for the first time. That proves pretty accurate for much of the running time - although things do start to improve after about thirty minutes, there’s still several stretches of silence and moments that drag.
Commentary: This is a commentary from director Jesse Dylan and actor Seann William Scott. This commentary is a bit better than the other track, as Scott manages to find more to joke about than the cast does, and chats about trying to create and change the Stiffler character. Scott does most of the talking, with Dylan providing some backing information about the production.
Deleted Scenes: This 22-minute reel offers deleted scenes from the film, complete with introductions from writer/director Adam Herz and eventually, Seann William Scott. There are a couple of nice moments (such as a little bit more at the flower shop about what the couple are going to do after college, a funny poolside moment), but much of this footage is made up of unnecessary additions that would have slowed the pace of the film.
Outtakes: A few minutes of so-so goofs and missed lines.
Shooting the Bachelor Party: This 9-1/2 minute piece talks about creating the bachelor party sequence - coming up with props, improvising and trying to figure out what works and what doesn’t. Interviews with the cast/crew, as well as additional outtakes, are included.
Cheesy Wedding Video: Just what the title implies - a very cheesy "wedding" video made of production footage.
Nikki’s Hollywood Journal: Nikki Ziering, actress and former "I’m a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!" contestant, discusses her workout routine and her prep for the premiere.
Also: "Grooming the Groom" featurette, bios, credits. Surprisingly, the DVD includes no trailers for the "American Pie" films, but does include promos for other Universal titles that play before the main menu.
Final Thoughts: "American Wedding" isn’t as funny as the second "Pie", but it’s still got a few strong laughs on occasion. Universal’s DVD edition provides good audio/video, but the supplemental features are somewhat inconsistent. Recommended for fans, others may want to try a rental first.
Willow to Buffy:
I think you're ready now, or at least in the state of pre-readiness to make conversation, or-or to do that thing with your mouth that boys like.
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Jim: Dad's just trying to cheer grandma up.
Michelle: She should have seen you with your hand glued to your nuts. That was funny.
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