If you know the Kittenverse...

[Kerrison20]

Hi,



Ok, so I'm just a little bit nervous about starting a new thread. Let's see how well it turns out. Feel free to kill it, or move it. I won't mind. Honest.



This may be a crappy idea, but I thought up a game. Kind of a distinction between the Buffyverse and the "Kittenverse".



Best way to explain would be to give a sample. The goal is to try and get things that somewhat match. Like..





If you know the WTverse, you know pancakes. But..

If you know the Kittenverse, you know chicken casserole.



And here's one that doesn't match just for the hell of it.



If you know the WTverse, you know Extra-Flamey candle. But..

If you know the Kittenverse, you know "lesbian friendly truckers"



What do you guys think??



Lisa

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Tara beamed up at her lover. Willow Rosenberg, shy, unassuming computer geek was about to fuck her girlfriends brains out. Oh God yes baby, bring it on. -Three Months By WillowPowered

Edited by: DrG at: 11/9/03 3:26 am

[urnofosiris]

I changed your post slightly to make it WT centric and on topic. Other than that, I am still waking up so I can't think of anything good right now.

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford Clinic.

--Patsy Stone

[WebWarlock]

If you know the WTverse, you know mega-witches, but

If you know the Kittenverse then you know lesbian co-op sandwhiches!



Warlock

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Web Warlock

The Other Side,
home of Liber Mysterium: The Netbook of Witches and Warlocks. Available Now!

"I don't want to believe. I want to know." - Carl Sagan

[Quirky Writer]

If you know the W/Tverse, our girls are "Strong like an Amazon."



If you know the Kittenverse, Tara is not only strong like an Amazon, she is an Amazon.

[dekalog]

lesbian co-op sandwhiches -







i can't think now................

[TKOLove]

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If you know the Kittenverse, Tara is not only strong like an Amazon, she is an Amazon.

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Ok, that one got me. I just love to laugh first thing in the morning!



Unfortunately, my brain won't wake up enough to come up with something of its own.

...when we find That Kind of Love...

[sam7777]

If you know the WTverse, you know about the "get a roominess of them"

If you know the Kittenverse, you know what happens when they get that room

Edited by: sam7777  at: 11/11/03 2:35 pm

[Insanity]

If you know the WTverse you know Tara and Willow in the Bronze.

But if you know the Kittenvers, you know how Tara won the wet-tshirt-contest in the Bronze...

"Nobody messes with my girl!"Tara, Bargaining

[MellindraX]

If you know the W/Tverse, you know adorable Miss Kitty Fantastico



If you know the Kittenverse, you know kickass MKF helping Willow and Tara save the world.

“All the higher life forms scythed away, just like that.”"Terrible."“Nothing but dust and fundamentalists.” –‘Good Omens’

I'm an idiot. Ask me how.

[WebWarlock]

In the W/Tverse (that is awkward, how about "on TV" instead) the girls say they will always find each other.

In the Kittenverse, they do.



On TV Willow shows her geek-infested roots.

In the Kittenverse she is the Science Officer of the Starship Hannibal.



Warlock

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Web Warlock

The Other Side,
home of Liber Mysterium: The Netbook of Witches and Warlocks. Available Now!

"I don't want to believe. I want to know." - Carl Sagan

[TKOLove]

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In the W/Tverse (that is awkward, how about "on TV" instead) the girls say they will always find each other. In the Kittenverse, they do.

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Beautiful.

...when we find That Kind of Love...

[Blue Pariah]

On TV, everything goes to Hell.



In the Kittenverse, and also go to Hell. And kick some serious Hell-God ass.

I take to shade and I play in the shadows
I watch my back and I play it cool
"Blue Pariah" by BRJ

[Yelowsub]

okay this is a very rough try so please don't hold it against me...



It you know the Buffyverse you know about fighting looking like swimming

If you knwo the Kittenverse you know the breaststroke

[jadeo0]

If you know the Buffyverse, you know Willow and Tara were girlfriends.

If you know the Kittenverse, you know Willow and Tara are and always will be soulmates.

A dose of Amber makes my day.

jess

[xita]

Sass, you are so funny. So good to see you too btw



The yummy face one had me laughing for a while!

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"Hard work often pays off after time but laziness always pays off now!"

Edited by: xita  at: 11/17/03 9:15 pm

[Sassette]

Hmmm ... I seem to be online. That's odd for me. And I seem to be posting. Curiouser and curiouser ...



If you know the BuffyVerse, you know The Key got Buffy killed.

If you know the KittenVerse, you know The Key brought Tara back.



If you know the BuffyVerse, you know Willow and Tara are major supporting characters on someone else's TV show.

If you know the KittenVerse, you know Willow and Tara are the main characters in many of their own TV shows.



And the rest of these will be about sex. Because it's been that kind of day.



If you know the BuffyVerse, you can kinda' sorta guess when W/T's first time was.

If you know the KittenVerse, you know their first time was in 'Hush'. And their first time was in the episode after that. And the episode after that. And the episode after that. And the episode after that. In fact, they're having their first time Right Now, in a Fic Near You.



If you know the BuffyVerse, you know Willow babbles.

If you know the KittenVerse, you know this is a futile attempt to satisfy her oral fixation.



If you know the BuffyVerse, you know Tara's cooking brings on Willow's 'Yummy Face'.

If you know the KittenVerse, you know what else about Tara brings on Willow's 'Yummy Face'.



If you know the BuffyVerse, you know Willow and Tara can't dance.

If you know the KittenVerse, you know Willow and Tara do fine dancing, as long as its the horizontal mambo.



If you know the BuffyVerse, you know Willow and Tara can't dress.

If you know the KittenVerse, you know that's okay, because they spend most of their time naked.



If you know the BuffyVerse, you know Tara rides horses.

If you know the KittenVerse, you know Tara rides Willow.



And that's it - I got nothing else.



-Sass

[Washi]

Holy Hell, this one's hilarious!

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If you know the BuffyVerse, you know Tara rides horses.

If you know the KittenVerse, you know Tara rides Willow.

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Truly hilarious.

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"See? I've mastered this tact crap." Anya in Tears Of The Goddess by Lisa



The course of love doesn’t always run smooth, especially for the neurotic and accident-prone. ~ LadyB



.:Dark-bliss.net :..:My blog:..:Blood and Ink:.

[TaraBaby77]

Sass!!! Oh My Goodness!!! I can't stop laughing!!! =)

Aaron

'TaraBaby77'

"It's about two people, regardless of sex, who love each other and treat each other with compassion and respect."

[MellindraX]

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If you know the BuffyVerse, you can kinda' sorta guess when W/T's first time was.

If you know the KittenVerse, you know their first time was in 'Hush'. And their first time was in the episode after that. And the episode after that. And the episode after that. And the episode after that. In fact, they're having their first time Right Now, in a Fic Near You.

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*snort*

I’ve never purposely gone out to take somebody out. Well, maybe, in elementary school I once did try to trip somebody. –Amber Benson

I'm an idiot. Ask me how.

[TaraBaby77]

Edited by: Warduke at: 12/5/03 8:25 am

[Sassette]

Another quick drive-by posting, 'cuz I gotta' run off to work.



*clears throat* a-HEM



If you know the BuffyVerse, you know Willow wrote a poem by Sappho on Tara's back.

If you know the KittenVerse, you know Willow used chocolate, so she could lick it off later.



If you know the BuffyVerse, you know Willow and Tara love their cat.

If you know the KittenVerse, you know Willow and Tara love their pussy.



Have a Nice Day,

Sass

[willowsgirl]

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If you know the BuffyVerse, you know Willow and Tara love their cat.

If you know the KittenVerse, you know Willow and Tara love their pussy.

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LMAO!

Yours are genius, sassette



stacey xx

[urnofosiris]

, good ones sassette. I am really missing out on some goodies in Kittenverse, must read more fanfic.

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford Clinic.

--Patsy Stone

[cattwoman98111]

Ok, I’ll try





If you know the BuffyVerse you know Willows system of different colored pens.



If you know the KittenVerse you know Tara and Willows home is Different Colored Pens.

I want it. Give it to me. I love it. 7-Year Bitch

[Tempest Duer]

Sassette, you are a genius! And absolute genius!

Willow: Hey Buff. One more thing. Buffy: Yeah? Willow: I’m gay. Buffy: Okay, Will. Xander owes me ten bucks.

~Remember to Breathe by Yellow Crayon

[Tibbs]

Hmm so...



If you know the BuffyVerse, you know Willow and Tara had a 'get a roominess' to them.

If you know the KittenVerse, you know what happened when they got that room.



If you know the BuffyVerse, you know pancakes go in bellies.

If you know the KittenVerse, you know syrup goes on Willow.



If you know the BuffyVerse,you know Willow and Tara watched about the Salem Witch Trials on t.v.

If you know the KittenVerse,you know they were actually there.



That's all I got for now.

Tibbs

Edited by: Tibbs at: 12/10/03 12:26 am

[MellindraX]

Another to the pot:



If you know the Buffyverse, you know thumbwrestling is a good way to distract people from dead bodies.

If you know the Kittenverse, you know it's also an arcane magical defense.

I’ve never purposely gone out to take somebody out. Well, maybe, in elementary school I once did try to trip somebody. –Amber Benson

I'm an idiot. Ask me how.

[tkheaven]

ok here's a shot:



If you know the Buffyverse, you know Willow made Tara complete. (Tara sang that line quite a few times)

If you know the Kittenverse, you know Willow made Tara coooooooooooooommmmmm..... (We know Tara sang that line quite a few times - repetition for emphasis)





If you know the Buffyverse, Tara comforted Willow with a kiss in The Body.

If you know the Kittenverse, Amber and Aly had to reshoot the scene 50 times - their bodies didn't mind.



If you know the Buffyverse, Tara and Willow tried to keep those satin sheets in place the next morning.

If you know the Kittenverse, Tara and Willow said 'screw it' and proceeded to do just that.

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"...Crazy? Crazy?? I do not talk to myself...it's called thinking aloud...

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Tara ate her, devoured her from beneath. -The Edge of Silence giving new meaning to season seven's catch phrase.

Dreams are...illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. -Marsha Norman

[Tawilove]

So i'll try too





If you know the Buffyverse, you know that there's a moose getting a sponge bath.

If you know the Kittenverse, you know that Willow and Tara are having sex in a hot tub.



If you know the Buffyverse, you know that there's a key that opens portals to Hell dimensions.

If you know the Kittenverse, you know that Willow and Tara are the keys to each other's hearts.

You can destroy whatever you want / All she needs is to open her arms / To rebuild everything, to rebuild everything

[amberbensontotallyrules4e]

Dunno how well this one really works



If you know the Buffyverse you know Willow locked her "kinda gay" alter ego in the library cage

If you know the Kittenverse you know that Willow got down and dirty in the library cage, (with Tara looking on)