willow the vampire slayer.
arthur: me trista
rating:probably pg-13 for some lanuge.
disclamer:i dont own buffy the vampire people thay are property of joss whedon/mutant enemy.
note:this is compiltely au. spolers:none really.
feedback: you can get my email adress at uberwillowtara under the name trista.

I shall start at the begging a good place to start. their was once a girl named willow she was one day told she was the chosen one aka the slayer. a couple of years later she and her friends faith,cordy,oz,angel,and her watcher xander were all having a picnic (literly). remind me why were having a picnic in the middle of the night faith whined in the middle of the freackin cementary. well willow said for one oz is a vamp (with a lot of soul) and we cant have it during day time and 2.its not a full moon so angel cant go all werewolfy. the grass is going to ruin my new skirt faith said.its just a skirt cordy said get over it. willow couldnt belive she was hanging out with faith after all she had once been a member of the we hate faith club she was so popular,captien of the cheerleading squad. but then theirs cordy who was willows best friend and also a fellow wiccan like willow. angel was a werewolf from birth the 1st sent him to kill us but in ended up falling in love with faith (yuck). willows thoughts were broken by a rustaling in the branches.must be another vamp willow said picking up a stake. ill go with cordy said you might need backup. the vamp didnt put up much of a fight and willow soon had her pinned down with willow on top of the vamp. but when willow got a better look at the vamp and saw she had the most beauitful eyes ever (if you dont know who it is what is wrong with you?). whats your name willow asked? t-t-tara the vamp said now can you p-p-please let me go? huh willow said yes of corse. willow sighed as the vamp ran off. what were you thinking cordy said you let a vamp go!! i....i dont know willow said please dont tell xander! i wont cordy said promise. so howed it go xander asked when thay got back? fine just fine willow said.

Haha! I absolutely love it. So awesome, can't wait for more!

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haha fun! But your whole ideas are packed up together in one tight paragraph and I just have to admit, the ideas were really nice, but it was hard to read! So is Buffy a computer geek in that story? Well you've given me ideas of a funny kind, at the very least If you want to work on that, I could maybe find the time to help you structure it into a nicely flowing, very funny fic.

But honestly, right now its so brupt and looks like you've just thrown your ideas down and didn't arrange them much. That would be a beta pens worth post in my own opinion. But hey, feel free to ignore that, I'm still laughing for thinking about Faith being a Cordelia

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sorry bout the sloppy work i do the best i can.

hey i never said it was sloppy, I just mentioned there was room for improvement Nobody's perfect, and we all have to start somewhere!

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Willow the vampire slayer I like it. there is another update soon.

willow the vampire slayer part 2.

so the next night when willow was on patrol she saw a group of vamps. she pulled out a stake and well killed them. she herd a nosie from behind her another vamp. willow turned around around ready 2 strike when she saw it was tara. oh god tara said im happy to see you but im hungry and i thought you were someone else shit their goes lunch. say uh tara willow said would you like to come with me to the sliver? what the hell is the sliver tara asked? its the only cool place to hang out around here willow said. id love to g-g-go tara said lead the way. do you mind if i hold your hand willow asked? n-n-no tara said.

when thay made it to the sliver willow saw a familar blonde. hey anya willow yelled! anya saw her friend and started over when a guy (obvieusly drunk) grabbed anya by the waist and said howd you like to party with a real man? sure anya said and punched him right in the gut and said thats what you get for messing with the slayer jackass. huh tara said i thought their could only be one slayer at a time? your right willow said but one time i died and anya was called on. whats up bitch anya said and uh other bitch who the hell is she willow? shes my girlfiend willow said and also a vamp. xanders going to be pissed anya said. he doesnt know willow said. i dont know what xander asked? willow looked behind her and saw xander. xander willow said nothing i was just on my date. yeah xander said with a vamp. i can explan willow said.. please do xander said. so willow explaned to xander how tara would not hurt a kitten. oh really xander said does she have a soul or a chip? no willow said. you see xander said come on im takeing you home. im sorry tara willow said i have to go ill see you again i promise. i bloody well think not xander said i forbid you from ever seeing her again!

wow...um...things between willow and tara developed way quickly. not thats a bad thing but its not what i expected. Good story i shall eagerly anticipate the next update

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omg im sorry i didnt reply sooner but ive been busy now that im in high school. anyway willow the vampire slayer part 3.

The next night willow was doing homework when she herd a nock on her window. who could that be willow thought its midnight? willow opened her window to see Tara. what the hellmouth are you doing here willow said and im on the 2nd floor of the house how did you get up here and how did you know were i lived???? Tara grinned what do you think im standing on an invisble ladder liltle known fact vamps can float and i fallowed you home so does that answer your questions? yes willow said. good tara said can i come in or what? oh yes willow said i invite tara into my house. geez tara said you dont have to be all formal your watcher doesnt like me eh? oh willow xander is nice once you get to know him besides your a vamp that could also be a part of the not likeing you willow explanned. shut up and kiss me tara said. okay willow said. so thay were just starting to make out when someone came through the door. ewwwww the visator said willows got a new girlfriend im so glad im not gay! shut up buffy willow said! make me buffy said! if you dont leave right now im telling mom that you had sex with riley! you when this round buffy said as she shut the door behind her. sorry willow said you know how lil sisters are. yeah tara said my lil sis dawn is a potental slayer thats why i came here to get away from her. im glad you did willow said tara theirs something i need to tell you. what is it tara asked? i had a girlfriend before you willow said named JFK but she died. im sorry tara said. oh willow said dont be mad she was nothing comparied to you your way more beauitful. ummm tara said i need to go out of town for a few days but i promise ill be back untill then i need you to tell your watcher that we broke up kay? kay willow said can i have a kiss goodbye? willow and tara kissed pasonattly goodbye.