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FIC: The Kingdom and the Power and the Glory, Pt. 1 (1/22)

Postby SirenSong » Mon Jan 06, 2003 7:58 pm

TITLE: The Kingdom and The Power and The Glory, Pt. 1



AUTHORS: SpikeGirl and SarahElaine



PAIRINGS: W/T, S/B (eventually), who knows who else...



RATING: PG-13. Nothing that wouldn’t be on the show.



DISCLAIMER: We don’t own the show. We’ve accepted this (kinda). Can’t you?



SUMMARY: Yeah, most of season 6 sucked. We've taken it upon ourselves to fix all of the mistakes Joss made in this alternate season 7. This fic represents our ideal Buffy world. *sigh* We know we'll never see it, so, please, let us dream.



FEEDBACK: PLEASE! Nothing would make us happier! Except certain celebrities *cough* Amber Benson *cough* in compromising positions. ;) SpikeGirl is spike_girl@angelfire.com and SarahElaine is sarahelaine814@yahoo.com. Please also forward photos of certain celebrities in compromising positions.



AUTHOR’S NOTE: Spoilers through “Grave”. Also, please excuse the formatting. It looks really cool in Word. :D





“The Kingdom and the Power and the Glory, Pt. 1”



BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER



“The Kingdom and the Power and the Glory, Pt. 1”



TEASER



                        GILES (v.o.)

                Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer...



1        EXT.        BUFFY’S PORCH – DAY



        Buffy and Spike are sitting on the steps.



                                BUFFY

I don't understand about theology or dimensions, or any of it, really... but I think I was in heaven.



        Spike stares at Buffy, stunned.



                                BUFFY

And now I'm not. I was torn out of there. Pulled out... by my friends.



2        INT.        BUFFY’S DINING ROOM



        Tara and Willow are sitting at the table.

                               

                                TARA

I just... think we both need some... I don’t know, space.



        Willow looks distraught.

                                TARA

                        Oh, I can’t believe I’m saying this.



                                WILLOW

                        Are you saying you’re gonna leave me?



3        INT.        DOUBLEMEAT PALACE – BREAK ROOM



        Buffy is seated at the table and Manny is standing over her.

                               

        MANNY

Why do you want to work here, Buffy? You seem like such a sharp young woman, and there are a lot of other jobs.



        BUFFY

Well, I-I kinda need money pretty quickly, like, today, and, and so I didn't want to go through a lengthy interview process, and I figured this was probably the fastest... way... to... Be... cause I... wanted to be part of the DoubleMeat experience?



4        INT.        ARCADE



Buffy and Willow are standing together, facing Jonathon, Warren, and Andrew.



                        BUFFY

So you three have, what, banded together to be pains in my ass?



        WARREN

We’re your arch-nemisises... ses.



5        INT.        SPIKE’S CRYPT

       

        Buffy, in black commando gear, is standing in front of Spike.



                                BUFFY

                        Tell me you love me.



                                SPIKE

                        I love you. You know I do.



        Buffy steps closer to Spike.



                                BUFFY

                        Tell me you want me.



                                SPIKE

                        I always want you. In point of fact-



                                BUFFY

                        Shut up.



        Buffy pulls Spike down onto the crypt and kisses him.



6        INT.        WEDDING CHAPEL



Anya, in a torn and bloody wedding dress, is pleading with Xander, who is wearing a tux.



                        ANYA

                So... we’re ready now. Let’s get married.



Anya turns towards the altar but Xander stops her.



                        XANDER

                I...



Anya turns back to face Xander.



                        XANDER

I'm not. I'm not ready. I can't, Ahn, I'm sorry.



7        INT.        DARKNESS



Anya is still wearing her wedding dress. She is seated and crying. A hand offers her a handkerchief, which she accepts. The camera pulls back to reveal that D’Hoffryn is the owner of the hand.



                        D’HOFFRYN

It’s time you got back to what you do best... don’t you think?



8        INT.        WILLOW’S BEDROOM – NIGHT

       

        Willow is sitting on her bed and Tara is standing in front of her.

                               

                                TARA

                        You can’t just have coffee and expect...



                                WILLOW

                        I know.



                                TARA

There’s just so much to work through. And can we just skip it? Can-can you just be kissing me now?



A look of hope spreads across Willow’s face as realization dawns. She stands up and walks over to Tara and they kiss passionately.



9        EXT. BUFFY’S BACKYARD - DAY



        Warren shoots Buffy. He runs and fires a shot behind him.



10        INT. WILLOW AND TARA’S BEDROOM



Tara gets shot in the chest and falls to the floor. Blood splatters Willow’s shirt.



                        WILLOW

                Tara? Oh, God!



Willow, who is holding Tara’s dead body, looks up at the camera, her eyes red.



11        EXT. WOODS - NIGHT



Warren is strung up between two trees. Willow, in all her dark magic glory, raises her hand and Warren’s skin is removed.



12        EXT.        CEMETARY – NIGHT



Andrew and Jonathan are standing at the edge of a gaping hole in the Earth, where Buffy and Dawn have just fallen in. They look over at Xander, who is lying unconscious on the ground. Jonathan turns to Andrew.



                       

                        JONATHAN

                Mexico, huh?



They run off.



13         EXT. SATANIC TEMPLE ON BLUFF – DAY



        Willow is blasting the temple with magic.

       

                                XANDER

                        I love you.



        Xander holds Willow as she cries.



14        EXT. CAVE SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA - NIGHT



        Spike is hunched, beaten, on the cave floor.



                                SPIKE

                        Make me what I was.



                                DEMON

                        We will return... your soul.



Spike looks up and screams as the demon places his hand on Spike’s chest, effectively returning his soul. Spike’s eyes glow.



15        EXT.        STREETS OF SUNNYDALE - DAY



Zoom in on Xander getting out of his car. He starts walking down the street, approaching the Magic Box. Camera swivels to Magic Box window, where we can see Giles and Anya unpacking a box of books. Anya’s mouth is moving but we can’t hear what she’s saying. Back to Xander, who is walking quickly past the shop, head down.



                                XANDER

I can do this. The Xan-man has faced much worse; praying-mantis substitutes and saving the world with yellow crayons, for example. This is no big deal.



Xander stops walking and turns to face a building on his right, which we don’t see as camera is on Xander’s face.



                                XANDER

Xander is strong. Xander is a man. (Hesitates) Maybe Xander should do this later. Maybe Xander should stop talking in third person. (Pauses as he rubs his hands together) This is for Willow. This is for Willow. Here goes nothing.



Camera moves behind Xander, as he walks through door of SUNNYDALE PUBLIC LIBRARY.









16        INT. SUNNYDALE PUBLIC LIBRARY



We follow Xander into the building, looking around from his POV. Xander stops and we again focus on him. He spies the Information Desk and wiggles his eyebrows as he realizes that the librarian is very attractive. Xander adjusts his coat and approaches the desk.



                                LIBRARIAN (EMILY)

                        Can I help you find something?



                                XANDER

                        I need a book.



                                EMILY

That’s what we traditionally have here at the library.



                                XANDER

Of course! I knew that. I come to the library all the time. My friends call me Crazy Library Guy. They’ve just moved the books around since I’ve been here last.



                                EMILY

                        You haven’t been here since 1974?



                                XANDER

                        (Laughing) 1974. That’s a good one.



Xander searches his pockets for something. He pulls a folded slip of paper out of his jacket pocket and opens it while Emily impatiently drums her fingers on the desk.



                                XANDER

                        Here we go. I need this.



        Xander slaps the paper down on the counter in front of Emily.



                                EMILY

                        Beer? Toilet Paper?



                                XANDER

Shopping list. (Thinking quickly) For a friend. Try the other side.



        Emily picks up the paper and flips it over.



                                EMILY

Overcoming Death. Cheery title. Bit of light reading?



                        XANDER

It was either that or Uncle Bozo’s Crazy Clowns. (Laughs at his own joke, which Emily doesn’t find at all amusing. Xander clears his throat.) Do you have it?



Emily turns to the computer on her desk and presses a button. Nothing happens so she presses another button.



                                EMILY

Stupid piece of crap! (She turns back to Xander.) My computer has decided to take a nap, so I can’t find your book for you. But we have patron computers over there that you’re more than welcome to use.



Emily points behind Xander, who turns and sees the bank of computers set up next to the entrance. He pales and turns back to Emily.



                                XANDER

Computers and I do not get along at all. We’re like oil and water or... something equally unmixable.



                                EMILY

That’s why we have assistants. Let’s see. (Emily scans the library and points to a blonde girl whose back is to us) There’s one of them. She’d be happy to help you out.



                                XANDER

Thanks so much. You’ve been extraordinarily helpful. How can I make it up to you?



Emily rolls her eyes and motions for Xander to move so that the next patron, who just showed up behind him, can be helped. He waves stupidly at Emily and walks towards the assistant, who is shelving a small handful of books.





                                XANDER

Excuse me? I heard that you might be able to interpret computer for me.



The assistant turns around and we see that it’s Tara, who gets a ‘deer in the headlights’ look, drops her books, and runs out of the library. Zoom in on Xander, who is wide-eyed and open-mouthed.



                                XANDER

                        Whoa.



BLACKOUT



END OF TEASER





ACT ONE



17        INT. BUFFY’S LIVING ROOM - DAY



        Xander and Buffy are sitting on the couch in Buffy’s living room.



                               

                                BUFFY

                        Are you sure it was her?



                                XANDER

                        Believe me. I know what Tara looks like.



        Buffy raises an eyebrow at Xander.



                                XANDER

What? I’m a heterosexual male! Can you blame me? Anyway, I asked the librarian at the desk and she said that the girl’s name was Tara Maclay and that she’d started a week ago. Which, even though we live in Sunnydale, is way too big of a coincidence.



                                BUFFY

                        And she just ran off?



                                XANDER

                        Yeah, which proves that it’s Tara.



                                BUFFY

                        Tara ran away from you a lot?



                                XANDER

No! But she recognized me well enough to run. And that just sounded bad.



                                BUFFY

What are we going to do? Should we tell Willow?



                                XANDER

Yes. No. I don’t know. Maybe we should wait until we know for sure what’s going on. We don’t want to give her any false hope. You know how she’s been since...



                                BUFFY

                        I know.



DISSOLVE TO:



18        INT. WILLOW’S ROOM - DAY



Willow is sitting alone on her (and Tara’s) bed, holding a picture of Tara. Tears roll down her cheeks and she traces Tara’s cheek with her index finger. There is a knock at the door and Willow jumps. She shoves Tara’s picture under her pillow and quickly wipes the tears from her face.



                                WILLOW

                        Come in.



The door opens to reveal Dawn, who enters the room and sits down next to Willow.



                                DAWN

Do you still want to go school shopping with me? You don’t have to...



                                WILLOW

Of course I still want to go, Dawnie. I need to check in with Giles at the Magic Box, anyway.



                                DAWN

He’s still being pretty strict with the checking in, huh?



                                WILLOW

Yeah. Can you blame him? I’d be strict with me, too. I’m surprised he even lets me in the store.



                                DAWN

Well you did pretty much fix it back up by yourself.



                                WILLOW

                        It was the least I could do after...



Willow looks past Dawn and tears come again to her eyes. Dawn frowns.



                                DAWN

So should we go? We can swing by the shop on our way.



        Willow smiles and stands up from the bed.



                                WILLOW

Yeah. Let me just wash my face and I’ll be ready.



Willow leaves the room and Dawn stands up to follow when she sees the edge of the picture frame peeking out from underneath the pillow. Dawn pulls the picture out and smiles at it.



                                DAWN

You’d be really proud of her, Tara. She’s doing really well.



Dawn kisses the picture before gently putting it back under the pillow. She leaves the room, closing the door behind her, which the camera holds on.



DISSOLVE TO:



19        EXT. TARA/GLORY’S APARTMENT – FRONT DOOR - DAY



The bedroom door becomes the outside of an apartment door; 208, according to the metal numbers.



20        INT. TARA/GLORY’S APARTMENT – LIVING ROOM - DAY



Camera goes through door and travels through apartment, revealing an immaculately furnished living room.



DISSOLVE TO:



21        INT. TARA/GLORY’S APARTMENT – BEDROOM - DAY



We travel through open door on right to bedroom. Clothes are being tossed haphazardly onto the floor from an unseen person inside the walk-in closet.



                                VOICE (O.S.)

Where is it? I swear I put it in here when I unpacked. A dress, a dress, my kingdom for a – here it is.



        A red dress is held up and Glory exits from the closet.



                                GLORY

        I have got to get me some new minions.



BLACKOUT



END OF ACT ONE





ACT TWO



22        INT. MAGIC BOX - DAY



Anya is dusting while Giles is seated at the table looking through some accounting ledgers.



                                ANYA

                        But...



                                GILES

I’m sorry, Anya. I’m not going to go back to England until I’m sure that Willow is fully recovered.



                                ANYA

She’s fine! It’s been three months since she went all crazy and killed people. Besides, if her hair shows any signs of turning black, I promise I’ll call you.



Giles doesn’t bother answering her. He pauses to clean his glasses and continues.



                                GILES

And as I still technically own the store, you’re just going to have to put up with me ‘loafing around’, as you so graciously put it.



                                ANYA

                        Just admit it, Giles; you’re prejudiced.



                                GILES

                        Excuse me?



                                ANYA

You can’t stand having a demon running your precious store. You had no qualms about leaving the store in my hands before I returned to the vengeance fold.



Giles opens his mouth to answer when the bell clangs above the door. Anya looks down at her feather duster and then around, searching for a place to stash it. She tosses it behind the counter and turns toward the door, a wide smile on her face. Her smile fades as she sees that only Willow and Dawn have entered the shop and, sighing, she exits to retrieve her duster. Willow and Dawn join Giles at the table.



                                WILLOW

                        Hey.



                                GILES

                        Hello. How are you feeling today?



                                WILLOW

                        Not at all evil, thank you. And you?



                                GILES

I’m almost certain that Anya has hired a hit man to kill me in my sleep. But other than that, I’m smashing.



                                DAWN

                        She still mad about you taking the store back?



                                GILES

                        Quite. How’s Buffy’s new job?



                                DAWN

It’s great. I still can’t believe that she got it.



        Anya reenters and resumes dusting.



                                WILLOW

She’s a security guard for the city cemeteries, Dawnie. Who’s more qualified?



                                DAWN

That’s not what I meant. Don’t you think it’s a little weird that Buffy quits the Doublemeat and the security job opens the next day?



                               



                                GILES

(Looking uncomfortable) Someone might have called the city and complained about all the vicious attacks and apparent grave robberies. And then that same person, posing as a different person, might have written a letter pointing out the need for nighttime security.



                                ANYA

                        And by someone he means himself.



                                DAWN

I figured that much. I just can’t believe she’s finally getting paid to slay. Hey! That almost rhymed!



The bell dings again and Anya tosses her duster under the table. Buffy enters the store, followed by a very reluctant Xander.



                                ANYA

Geez! Don’t you people have anywhere else to go? We’re trying to run a business here!



                                BUFFY

                        It’s nice to see you too, Anya.



Buffy and Xander join Giles, Willow, and Dawn at the table which Anya disappears under to again retrieve her duster.



                                DAWN

                        (To Buffy and Xander) What’s up?



                                BUFFY

Nothing. I just needed to talk to Anya about something.



Buffy says this nonchalantly but Giles, Willow, and Dawn stare at her. Anya comes back up from under the table.



                                ANYA

                        Nice shoes! Talk to me about what?



                                BUFFY

It’s kinda private. Can we talk in the training room?



                                ANYA

Sure. It’s not like we ever have customers. (Anya sets the feather duster on the table and follows Buffy toward the training room.) And Xander? Your pants are undone.



Xander turns red and fumbles to zip his pants.



DISSOLVE TO:





23        INT.        TRAINING ROOM - DAY



        Anya turns to face Buffy, as Anyanka.                               



                                ANYANKA

                        Is there a... wish that I can grant for you?



                                BUFFY

                        (Quickly) No!



        Anyanka scowls and turns back into Anya.                       



                                BUFFY

                        Xander was at the library today...



        Anya crosses her arms and stares incredulously at Buffy.



                                BUFFY

I know. I didn’t believe him at first either. Anyway, he swears that he saw Tara. And I was hoping that you could look on the internet and see if you could find anything like hotel registries or credit card receipts. We’d have Willow do it, but...



                                ANYA

She’s living in an apartment about a block away.



        Buffy crosses her arms and stares incredulously at Anya.



                                ANYA

I hear things in my line of work. (Looks around her) My other line of work.



                                BUFFY

                        You could have said something.



                                ANYA

I figured that you’d know she was back if she wanted you to know.



        A beat as this sinks in.



                                BUFFY

Get your stuff and let’s go. You know where she lives? Take me there.



                                ANYA

Was she happy to see Xander, Buffy? (A beat) Do you think she wants to see us?



                                BUFFY

It wasn’t a request. We need to know why she’s back.



Willow walks into the training room and Buffy and Anya step back away from each other, looking guilty.



                                WILLOW

                        What’s going on?



                                BUFFY

                        Nothing.



                                ANYA

                        She needed advice... about sex.



BLACKOUT



24        EXT.        TARA/GLORY’S APARTMENT – FRONT DOOR - DAY



        Buffy and Anya are walking up a flight of stairs.



                                ANYA

                        I still don’t think this is a good idea.



Buffy silences Anya with a withering look and they continue climbing the stairs. They reach a landing and stop in front of a door; the door we saw before – 208.



BLACKOUT







25        EXT.        TARA/GLORY’S APARTMENT – FRONT DOOR - DAY



        Buffy raises her hand to knock and Anya steps back.



                                ANYA

                        So I brought you here and now I can go, right?



Buffy places her hand firmly on Anya’s upper arm, which we zoom in on, then out as Buffy speaks.



                                BUFFY

                        Why are you so freaked about this?



                                ANYA

                        (Completely falsely) I’m not!



Anya nervously plays with her hair and shows a strained smile. Buffy lets her hand drop from Anya’s arm but puts it up on the banister, effectively blocking Anya’s exit.



                                BUFFY

                        Spill.



                                ANYA

(Angrily) I don’t know anything specific, okay? Just murmurs of something big; something big having to do with Tara.



                                BUFFY

Well she is back from the dead. That’s kinda big, right?



                                ANYA

                        It’s more than that.



        Buffy glares at Anya and Anya puts her arms up in defense.



                                ANYA

                        I told you, I don’t know anything specific!



        Buffy sighs in frustration and Anya gestures at the door.



                                ANYA

Are you going to knock? Cause I’m all for getting out of here if you are.



Buffy grabs Anya with her left hand and knocks on the door with her right. Anya squirms for a few seconds, trying to break Buffy’s grasp, but soon gives up, realizing that it’s futile.



                                ANYA

                        You don’t have to be mean about it.



Buffy knocks again.



DISSOLVE TO:



26        INT.        TARA/GLORY’S APARTMENT – LIVING ROOM - DAY



We travel through the door, again observing the living room.



DISSOLVE TO:



27        EXT.        TARA/GLORY’S APARTMENT – BOTTOM OF FIRE ESCAPE - DAY



We exit out the open back window and down the fire escape where we see Tara crawling down the ladder. She jumps the last few feet, awkwardly as she’s not the Slayer, and turns around, bumping right into Spike.



                                SPIKE

                        How’s it going, pet?



        BLACKOUT



28        EXT.        TARA/GLORY’S APARTMENT – BOTTOM OF FIRE ESCAPE - DAY



        Tara and Spike are circling each other.



                                TARA

                        It’s daylight! And you’re out in it!



                                SPIKE

And you’re alive. Guess we’ve got some catching up to do. (Pause) What are you running from?



                                TARA

                        (Looking down) Buffy and Anya.



                                SPIKE

I get that. Buffy can be so... bloody meddlesome. Let me guess; she just found out that you’re you again?



Tara nods and Spike hugs her awkwardly. Tara returns the hug hungrily; she hasn’t been hugged in a long time. After a moment she steps back and Spike brushes his clothes off, trying to appear cool.



                                TARA

So what’s with the sunlight? And the hugging? Not that I mind, of course. It’s been awhile.



                                SPIKE

                        Long story or short story?



        Tara looks up at the landing by her apartment and bites her lip.



                                        TARA

                                Short story now, long story later.



                                       



                                        SPIKE

        Went to Africa. Fought a flame-y hand demon. Cave guy made me human. You?



                                        TARA

        Woke up one morning in this apartment. Realized I was no longer dead... after awhile.



                                        SPIKE

                                Sunnydale can seem kinda hellish at times.



Tara nods and there’s a tender beat as Spike brings his hand up to rest on Tara’s upper arm; like Buffy did with Anya, but gently.



                                        TARA

                                Want to get out of here?



        Spike nods.



                                        SPIKE

                                Let me just grab my stuff.



Spike recedes down the alley, out of view. Tara turns away from the fire escape and we hear a rush of air behind her.



                                TARA

                        (As she’s turning around) Spike?



        Buffy is standing in front of Tara, her arms folded.



                                BUFFY

Not quite. (A beat as Tara’s question sinks in.) Spike?



Anya jumps down from the fire escape, landing roughly and nearly falling. Tara grabs Anya’s arm to steady her and Anya flinches and pulls away. She smiles guiltily at Tara. Spike rounds the corner.



                                SPIKE

Tara? (His eyes widen as he takes in the scene in front of him.) Buffy...



                                ANYA

                        Whoa.



BLACKOUT



29        INT. BUFFY’S LIVING ROOM - DAY



Tara and Spike are sitting on the couch in Buffy’s living room. Anya is sitting in the chair and Buffy is pacing in front of them.



                                BUFFY

So let me get this straight. You (pointing to Tara) just woke up one morning and you have no idea why or how.



Tara nods tentatively and everyone looks at her, knowing she’s not telling the entire truth. Buffy pauses, her arms crossed, for a beat before continuing her pacing.



                                BUFFY

And you (points to Spike) are back from... Africa... where you met a demon in a cave who made you human and you have no idea why or how.



                                SPIKE

                        Pretty much, yeah.



Everyone looks at Spike, knowing he’s not telling the entire truth. Buffy pauses, her arms crossed, for a beat before she sits down on the couch between Tara and Spike. She hugs Tara.



                                BUFFY

                        (To Tara) I’m glad you’re back.



Tara smiles and returns the hug. Buffy turns to Spike, who smiles, waiting for his hug.



                                BUFFY

                        I’m not quite sure how I feel about you.



        Spike sinks back into the couch, disappointed.



                                TARA

                        How’s Willow?



Buffy opens her mouth to answer when we hear the front door open. There is the sound of laughter and Dawn enters the room, followed by Willow. They are both carrying packages from various stores. Dawn is facing Willow and they continue laughing until they see Tara. Dawn drops her packages and leaps onto the couch, hugging Tara fiercely. Willow just stands there looking shocked. Dawn pulls away and moves so that she is standing next to Buffy, who puts an arm around her sister. Tara stands up from the couch and walks toward Willow. Tears start to fall from Willow’s eyes as Tara reaches for her and touches her shoulder.



                        WILLOW

                Tara, I...



Tara places her finger on Willow’s lips, silencing her and Willow dissolves into tears. Tara holds Willow and they sink slowly to the ground until Tara is holding Willow in her lap and rocking her back and forth. The camera pans over the other character’s faces. Spike is looking away, trying not to appear affected. Anya is staring wide-eyed at Willow and Tara. Dawn looks like she’s about to squeal with happiness and Buffy has tears in her eyes. Buffy glances quickly at Spike and then away.



                        DAWN

                How...



Buffy moves to shush Dawn. Willow stands up and gives the gang a watery smile.



                        WILLOW



                I’m okay.



Tara stands up behind Willow and places a hand at Willow’s elbow. Dawn and Willow both notice Spike at the same time. The next two lines are delivered simultaneously.



                        WILLOW

                What is he doing here?



                        DAWN

                I am so confused...



Everyone laughs awkwardly at Willow and Dawn and there’s a moment of uncomfortable silence.



                        TARA

(To Willow) I’m going to go freshen up, baby.



        Willow smiles at Tara as she exits and then turns to Buffy.



                                WILLOW

When did this happen? How long have you known? Why didn’t you tell me?



        BUFFY

We only found out today. And we wanted to be sure before we told you.



        DAWN

Do we know why? Not that it’s not completely awesome to have her back, but...



Buffy shakes her head and looks down for a moment before looking back up at Dawn.



                        BUFFY

We’re trying to figure that out. The only thing we know so far is that she’s back and doesn’t know herself how she got here.



        ANYA

At least that’s what she says.



        Everyone turns to stare at Anya.



                                ANYA

What? It’s true. I know I’m not the only one who thinks she knows more than she’s telling us.



Footsteps are heard coming from the kitchen and Willow turns towards them.



                        WILLOW

                Tara?



Glory enters the room.



                        GLORY

                Not quite, lover.



BLACKOUT





29        INT. BUFFY’S LIVING ROOM - DAY



Buffy shoves Dawn down onto the couch and steps between Willow and Glory. Spike jumps up to stand next to Buffy while Anya tries to hide behind Willow. Willow starts running towards the kitchen.



                        WILLOW

                Tara!



                        GLORY

                I wouldn’t if I were you.



Willow stops and turns towards Glory, glaring.



                        GLORY

                (Pointing to Dawn) She knows what I’d do.



FADE TO:



30        INT.        SUNNYDALE MEMORIAL HOSPITAL – EMPLOYEE BREAK ROOM (FLASHBACK)



Dawn sits in a chair and Glory stands with her back to Dawn, buttoning her blouse. Dawn looks fleetingly at the door.



                        GLORY

You’d never make it. I’d rip out your spine before you got half a step. And those little legs?



        Glory looks at Dawn over her shoulder and smiles.



                                GLORY

They wouldn’t be much good without one of those.



FADE TO:



31        INT. BUFFY’S LIVING ROOM - DAY



Dawn looks at Glory and shudders. She looks away.



                        BUFFY

                How did you get here?

                       

                       

                        GLORY

That’s for me to know and you to... well, never know. Don’t get testy now, girlie. I’m not here to kill you. I have much better things to do with my time. Not that I won’t kill you, of course. I just don’t really feel like it right now.



Buffy moves towards Glory and Spike moves to back her up. Glory laughs at them and runs out the door. As soon as Glory is gone, Willow bolts for the kitchen, returning a moment later, frantic.



                        WILLOW

                Tara’s gone.



                                                BLACKOUT

       

END OF ACT TWO





ACT THREE



32        INT. BUFFY’S LIVING ROOM - DAY

       

Willow is standing at the bookcase tossing things from shelves and opening books and tossing them behind her. Everyone is standing around her looking uncomfortable.



                        WILLOW

                Why did I get rid of all my stuff?



                        ANYA

Cause you went crazy and tried to end the world.



Everyone looks at Anya, wide-eyed, except for Willow who doesn’t even interrupt her search. Buffy glares at Anya for a minute and Anya doesn’t even react.



                        BUFFY

Come on, Willow. You’ve been working so hard to control your magic. Is it really worth giving all of that up now? There’s always another way.



                        WILLOW

I’m just going to do a locator spell to find Tara, not summon the dark forces of Hell to do my evil bidding.



                                ANYA

(Sarcastically) And Tara would love you doing a spell to find her. ‘Cause she just loves when you do magic.



Buffy, Spike, and Dawn look away from Willow. Willow finally ceases her search and throws her arms up in the air. Her lower lip starts to tremble.



                        WILLOW

(Choked as she tries not to cry) I have to do something! I can’t just sit here and be useless.



        Buffy walks over to Willow and puts an arm around her.



                                BUFFY

You're not useless, and you know it. Remember? You're my big gun, and I need you. But, I need you ALL the way, which means I can't be afraid... you know... something might... happen.



        Buffy flashes Willow a big smile.



                               

                               



                                BUFFY

How about we call Giles? He's had way too much free time lately. I actually saw him bringing the guitar out of the attic the other day--we have to nip that in the bud! I'm sure he'll know what to do.



        Dawn walks over to Willow and joins the group hug.



                                DAWN

He’ll totally know what to do! Why don’t we just go down to the Magic Box and talk to him about it?



        Willow looks up at Dawn and Buffy and smiles.



                                WILLOW

That’s a great idea, Dawnie. Then I’ll feel like I’m doing something.



Buffy throws a look back at Spike and then nods and starts walking toward the door, pushing Dawn and Willow ahead of her.



                                BUFFY

So, why don't we go now? The sooner, the better.



Willow puts her hand on the doorframe, bringing Buffy to a halt. She looks from Buffy to Spike and back to Buffy.



                        WILLOW

                You should stay here and... stay here.



Buffy looks at Spike and then back at Willow.



                        BUFFY

No, really... I mean, you might need my help. It wouldn't do any good if you were there and I was here, and you needed me, and I wasn't where you needed me to be, and... and I was here where you didn't need to be, and... I want to help, Willow.



Buffy reaches for the door. Dawn reaches in her pocket and pulls out her cell phone, which she holds up to show Buffy.



                                DAWN

We’ll be fine. If we need you we’ll ‘reach out and touch you’. Plus, you’re needed here.



        Spike walks forward and sighs.



                                SPIKE

Bugger this. I can take hint, you know. I'll look for the little witch in my own way. In the meantime, if something else comes up...

       

        Spike stops in front of Buffy and gazes into her eyes.



                                SPIKE

                        I’ve got your back.



Buffy looks back at Spike for a moment before looking away guiltily. Buffy turns to Willow and Dawn.



                        BUFFY

Well, I guess if you really think you're okay, I can stay here. But make sure to call the SECOND you find something. Got it?



        Dawn rolls her eyes at Buffy and starts out the door.



                                DAWN

                        I think I can remember that, Miss Minchin.



Willow looks at Buffy and nods her head as if to say ‘I told you so.’



                        ANYA (o.s.)

                Oh!



Everyone turns to look at Anya, who is looking up and into the air.



                        ANYA

I need to... um... go somewhere else. Some girl just found her boyfriend in bed with her best friend in El Salvador. I’ll be back soon.



Anya teleports away. Spike looks shocked but no one else seems to have even noticed.



                        DAWN

(To Spike) She’s been doing that all summer. It’s getting kinda old. Can I talk to you? (To Willow) I’ll be right out.



Buffy and Willow exit through the front door. Dawn puts her hand on Spike’s arm.



                        DAWN

I know that you have a soul now, but having a soul doesn’t necessarily make you a good guy. And if you do anything to hurt my sister? I’ll rip your spine out. And those legs? They wouldn’t be much good without one of those.



Dawn removes her hand from Spike’s arm and walks toward the door. Buffy comes back in as Dawn is leaving. She looks quizzically at Dawn as she walks out the door. Spike nods at Buffy and starts to follow Dawn out.



                       



                        SPIKE

Lil' sis is growing up right proper, isn't she? Guess she's learning from the best.



        Spike turns to Buffy, suddenly serious.



                                SPIKE

                        You take care of her, Buffy.



        Spike turns back around and starts opening the door.

                               

                                BUFFY

                        Spike?



Spike turns back to face Buffy again and watches as she sits down heavily on the couch.



                                BUFFY

                        You have two minutes. Explain.



                                SPIKE

                        Explain what, pet?

       

Spike sits down next to Buffy and Buffy scoots away without realizing it. She looks up at him guiltily and awkwardly looks down at her hands.



                        BUFFY

                I’m sorry.



Spike looks up at Buffy, surprised.



                        SPIKE

                No, Buffy. I’m sorry.



Spike slowly, almost reluctantly, reaches up and gently runs a finger along Buffy’s jaw line. They lean in to each other, painfully slow, and their lips almost touch when Buffy turns away.



                        BUFFY

I can’t do this. The last time I saw you, you tried to...



Spike pulls back abruptly and tears come to his eyes. He glances away, ashamed.



                        SPIKE

I know; God, how I know. If you only knew how many times I've replayed it in my mind...



        Spike stands up and starts pacing in front of the couch.



                                SPIKE

I realize nothing I can say will make it better, and I'm okay with that. I just... you have to know... I never meant to hurt you. I never realized I was capable of it. As soon as I saw the look on your face, something inside me snapped. That was the moment I saw me, and I hated what I saw. So, I decided to make a change...



        BUFFY

I get that you’ve changed, Spike, but I can’t just forget what happened because you’re different now...



                                SPIKE

I don't want you to forget, Buffy. Never forget. I was... something horrible; disgusting. I may not be any better now, but I'm trying.



        Spike smiles weakly at Buffy.



                                SPIKE

                        That's got to count for something, right?



        Buffy looks at Spike and then away.



                                BUFFY

                        (Quietly) I don’t know.



        Spike nods at Buffy and starts for the door.



                                SPIKE

I'll take it. Better than the ‘I never want to see you around here again’ I was expecting.



        He reaches for the door and pauses, his hand on the knob.



                        SPIKE

                But you will let me know? If you need anything?



Buffy nods and smiles. Spike walks out the door, closing it behind him. Buffy sits alone for a few minutes, and the camera zooms in on her. She takes a watery breath.



                        BUFFY

                (Whispering) I need you.



                        BLACKOUT



33        EXT.        SUNNYDALE CITY LIMITS – DAY<
SirenSong
 


Re: FIC: The Kingdom and the Power and the Glory, Pt. 1 (1/2

Postby willntlover » Tue Jan 07, 2003 12:11 am

i definently like your season better!! and you made Spike human :) kinda neat. Gotta say this is pretty cool.



-Will

"I think finding her soulmate would have made Tara a more confident and secure person" -Amber Benson

willntlover
 


Pt. 2

Postby SirenSong » Tue Jan 07, 2003 8:01 am

Well, SpikeGirl and I just finished "The Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory, Pt. 2". Like JUST finished. In fact, SpikeGirl is proofing it as I'm typing this. We've only had one reply, which is a little worrisome, but we also haven't had any flames, so I'm going to go ahead and post the second part when SpikeGirl is done. It'll probably be in a new thread. Cause this one would be HELLA long if I posted them all here.



Thanks for reading!



SirenSong

SirenSong
 


The Kingdom and the Power and the Glory, Pt. 2 (2/22)

Postby SirenSong » Wed Jan 08, 2003 1:16 am

Okay...I lied. I'm pasting the update here. And SpikeGirl and I just started the next ep, tentatively titled "Now in Syndication". So hopefully I'll have another update soon. I'd really love to hear what you Kittens think, not that I don't TOTALLY APPRECIATE the feedback we've gotten...makes me feel loved. :love



Thanks for reading!



SirenSong



TITLE: The Kingdom and The Power and The Glory, Pt. 1



AUTHORS: SpikeGirl and SarahElaine



PAIRINGS: W/T, S/B, X/A, who knows who else...



RATING: PG-13. Nothing that wouldn’t be on the show.



DISCLAIMER: We don’t own the show. We’ve accepted this (kinda). Can’t you?



SUMMARY: Yeah, most of season 6 sucked. We've taken it upon ourselves to fix all of the mistakes Joss made in this alternate season 7. This fic represents our ideal Buffy world. *sigh* We know we'll never see it, so, please, let us dream.



FEEDBACK: PLEASE! Nothing would make us happier! Except certain celebrities *cough* Amber Benson *cough* in compromising positions. ;) SpikeGirl is spike_girl@angelfire.com and SarahElaine is sarahelaine814@yahoo.com. Please also forward photos of certain celebrities in compromising positions.



AUTHOR’S NOTE: Spoilers through “Grave”. Also, please excuse the formatting. It looks really cool in Word. :D



BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER



“The Kingdom and the Power and the Glory, Pt. 2”



TEASER



                        GILES (v.o.)

                Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer...



1        INT. WILLOW AND TARA’S BEDROOM



Tara gets shot in the chest and falls to the floor. Blood splatters Willow’s shirt.



                        WILLOW

                Tara? Oh, God!



Willow, who is holding Tara’s dead body, looks up at the camera, her eyes red.



2        EXT. CAVE SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA - NIGHT



        Spike is hunched, beaten, on the cave floor.



                                SPIKE

                        Make me what I was.



                                DEMON

                        We will return... your soul.



Spike looks up and screams as the demon places his hand on Spike’s chest, effectively returning his soul. Spike’s eyes glow.



3        EXT.        TARA/GLORY’S APARTMENT – BOTTOM OF FIRE ESCAPE - DAY



        Tara and Spike are circling each other.



                                TARA

                        It’s daylight! And you’re out in it!



                                SPIKE

And you’re alive. Guess we’ve got some catching up to do.



4        INT.        MAGIC BOX – DAY



Willow, Dawn, Giles, Anya, and Xander are sitting at the table, books spread in front of them.



                        GILES

                I know what happened to Tara.



Everyone looks up from their books to stare at Giles.



                        WILLOW

                What?



                        GILES

                She’s Glory.



5        EXT.        PARK – DAY



Glory is sitting beside Tara and holding her hand as Tara looks at her with fear. Glory caresses the side of Tara's face with her other hand. Tara whimpers and tries to pull her face away. Light begins to stream out as Glory's fingers enter Tara's head. Both Tara and Glory cry out.



6        EXT.        WAREHOUSE – NIGHT



Glory and Tara are standing together. Willow is standing between them. Willow grabs both Glory's and Tara's heads. They all scream as blue lightning begins to flicker around them. Bright blue light appears to stream from Glory's head to Tara's.



7        INT.        MAGIC BOX – NIGHT



Buffy, Xander, Anya, Willow, Dawn, and Giles are sitting around the table, researching.



                        WILLOW

There’s a spell called ‘Aigne a Colann’ that will take Glory’s mind out of Tara’s body. I’ll just have to do it right this time.



        BUFFY

This time?



        GILES

This is the spell you did before, Willow.



        WILLOW

Yep. All we need is an Orb.



        XANDER

Why is there always an Orb?



        ANYA

Which Orb is it?



        WILLOW

It’s the Orb of Aine (AN-yuh).



        BUFFY

How do we get this Orb thing?



8        EXT.        CEMETARY – NIGHT



Andrew and Jonathan are standing at the edge of a gaping hole in the Earth, where Buffy and Dawn have just fallen in. They look over at Xander, who is lying unconscious on the ground. Jonathan turns to Andrew.



                       

                        JONATHAN

                Mexico, huh?



They run off.



9        EXT.        CITY STREETS – NIGHT



We see a light approaching and think for a moment that this is the Orb. But the light becomes two headlights and as they approach we see that they are attached to a semi. The semi pulls up to the curb and stops. The passenger door opens and Andrew jumps down from the truck, followed by Jonathan.

       

                        JONATHAN

(To unseen trucker) Bye, Bubba! Thanks for the lift!



Andrew reaches into his backpack and pulls out the Orb of Aine. Jonathan and Andrew both stare at it for a few beats.



                        JONATHAN

                The Orb of Aine...



                        ANDREW

                        It’s so shiny!



10        EXT.        CITY STREETS – NIGHT



This episode is a direct continuation of “The Kingdom and the Power and the Glory, Pt. 1”. We open with Jonathan and Andrew staring at the Orb of Aine.



                        JONATHAN

Be careful with it, Andrew. This thing was not easy to come by.



        ANDREW

I remember. I’m still cleaning demon mucus out of my clothes. And this baby is our key to becoming good guys again. Now we just have to get it to Buffy and her friends.



Jonathan and Andrew start walking down the street. Andrew is holding the Orb very carefully and Jonathan glances nervously at it. Jonathan stops walking and Andrew stops next to him.



                        JONATHAN

                Are we even going the right way?



Andrew turns slowly in a circle. He stops facing the opposite way and pulls Jonathan so that he’s standing next to him.



                        ANDREW

                The Magic Box is two miles this way.



                       

                       

                        JONATHAN

Two miles? And we’re walking? Why can’t we call a cab or something?



        ANDREW

This is quite possibly the most important task we’ve ever had to complete. We can’t trust our awesome fate to some cab driver.



        JONATHAN

Fine. But can you at least put that thing away? We’re going to attract way too much attention traveling with a huge glowing Orb.



Andrew hands the Orb to Jonathan and sets his backpack on the ground in front of him. Jonathan hands the Orb back to Andrew, who nearly drops it. There is a tense moment as Andrew gently places the Orb into the backpack and replaces the backpack onto his back.



                        ANDREW

                That was close!



                        JONATHAN

                Maybe I should carry the backpack.



                        ANDREW

                Maybe you should... shut up, stupid.



                        JONATHAN

                Don’t call me stupid, numbnuts.



Andrew opens his mouth to reply but thinks better of it and shakes his head.



                        ANDREW

We can’t waste precious time squabbling, young Jonathan. The fate of the free world rests on our shoulders. We must get the precious Orb to its destination by sunrise or all will be lost.



        JONATHAN

Dude, you’re becoming too dorky even for me. Let’s just get this over with.



        Andrew and Jonathan resume walking.



BLACKOUT



END OF TEASER





ACT ONE



11        INT.        MAGIC BOX – NIGHT



Willow is reading a book, which Giles, Anya, Dawn, Buffy, and Xander are looking at from around her. The camera pans over the open pages and we see that they are looking at a picture of the Orb of Aine.



                       

                        XANDER

                So where do we find this Orb thingy?



                        WILLOW

Oh! Lucky break! It says that the Orb was last in the possession of the Watcher’s Council!



        BUFFY

Looks like it’s time to give ol’ Quentin Travers a call.



        GILES

Yes. Straight away.



        Giles exits.



                                BUFFY

                        So what happens when we get this Orb?



                                WILLOW

I do the spell. Glory goes in the Orb. Tara is just Tara again. Everything goes back to normal. Or at least what passes for normal in Sunnydale.



        XANDER

That’s it? Glory stays in the Orb so that none of us end up being her later, right?



        WILLOW

That’s the plan.



        ANYA

But when do things ever go according to plan if you’re us?



        Giles re-enters and everyone turns to him expectantly.



                                GILES

The Council sent the Orb to its Mexico City office, where it was promptly stolen by a demon and they lost track of it.



                                ANYA

Mexico? Finally something I can do. I’ll be right back.



Anya teleports away and the gang is left staring at where she was standing.



                        WILLOW

I wish that we knew more of what to expect once the spell is completed. This text is extremely vague and ends with the possessive entity being banished to the Orb.



        GILES

We’d best just be prepared for any possibility.



        XANDER

But we’ll have Tara back, right? Glory will be in the Orb and Tara will be back to normal? And alive?



                                WILLOW

                        Tara will be fine. I promise.



                                DAWN

                        Everything’s gonna be okay.



       



DISSOLVE TO:



12        EXT.        CITY STREETS - NIGHT



Jonathan and Andrew are still walking toward the Magic Box. They are walking slowly, obviously tired. Andrew is again holding the Orb.



                        JONATHAN

                Are we there yet?



                        ANDREW

Don’t make me turn this... us... around. For the fifteenth time, we’re not even half way.



        JONATHAN

This sucks.



        They stop suddenly, spying someone unseen.



                                JONATHAN

                        Hello, nurse.



                                ANDREW

                        (Unconvincingly) Yeah, she’s totally hot.



                                JONATHAN

Dude, I know you’re gay. Quit trying to pretend you’re not.



       

        ANDREW

I am not gay!



        JONATHAN

Whatever. (A beat) Look at her! Yowza!



We follow their gaze to see a pair of red heels. The camera moves up to take in a shapely pair of legs and then a familiar red dress. Finally, we are looking at Glory. Jonathan and Andrew keep walking toward her, unaware of the danger they’re in.



13        INT.        MAGIC BOX - NIGHT



The gang is where we left them. Anya reappears, a smug smile on her face.



                                ANYA

Two young American boys killed the demon and took off with the Orb about a week ago. They were headed for Sunnydale. One of the boys, a blond, kept making obscure comic book references and the other boy, a short brunette, kept calling the blond boy names.



        BUFFY

Jonathan and Andrew. What are they up to now?



        XANDER

There’s only one way to find out.



        BUFFY

I’m going to go to Tara’s. I’ll round up her and Spike and bring them back here. Willow and Dawn? You head towards our house. Best case scenario, they’re trying to get the Orb to us. Xander and Anya? You head to Willy’s. Worst case scenario, they’re trying to keep the Orb from us. We’ll report back here in an hour.



        Everyone grabs their coats and starts out the door.



                                GILES

                        Everyone?

       

        The gang turns to Giles.



                                GILES

                        Be careful.



Everyone leaves and we zoom in on Giles taking Willow’s seat and scanning the pages about the Orb.



14        INT.        TARA/GLORY’S APARTMENT – KITCHEN – NIGHT



We’re zoomed in on Spike, who is still passed out on the kitchen floor. There is a knocking at the door. Spike doesn’t move. Another knock and still nothing happens.



DISSOLVE TO:



15        INT.        TARA/GLORY’S APARTMENT – LIVING ROOM – NIGHT



The door swings open and Buffy stands in the doorway. Buffy looks around and swallows nervously.



                        BUFFY

                Tara? Spike? Anyone?



Buffy enters the living room, closing the door behind her, and finds it empty. Her movements are becoming more and more frantic as she pushes around furniture and begins yelling louder.



                        BUFFY

                Spike? Are you in here? Oh, God... Spike...



A moan from the kitchen springs her into action. Buffy grabs a vase from a nearby end table and holds it up, ready to strike.



                        BUFFY

                Show yourself, Glory!



The camera follows Buffy as she moves to:



16        INT.        TARA/GLORY’S APARTMENT – KITCHEN – NIGHT



Buffy leaps into the kitchen and bumps into someone. With a powerful swing, she shatters the vase over their head. Buffy doesn’t even look down as she crouches into fighter stance, sure that she’s just assaulted Glory.



                        BUFFY

You thought you could just come back here and hurt him? That I wouldn't...



Buffy finally looks down.



                        BUFFY

                Shit!



She is greeted by the sight of Spike, who is now bleeding again from a few small cuts on his head. He is sitting up very unsteadily and looks as if he's about to fall over.



                        SPIKE

                Bloody hell, Buffy!



Spike squints his eyes and peers into her face, then falls over.



                        SPIKE

                What happened?



Buffy helps Spike up and helps him up into the chair he fell out of earlier. She takes in the Jack Daniels bottle and the shot glasses and eyes Spike.



                        BUFFY

Booze? Here I thought you were being maimed and tortured, and you’re passed out drunk?



        Buffy glares at Spike, then turns to leave.



                                BUFFY

                        (Under her breath) I don’t know why I even bother.



        Spike straightens himself up and takes a deep breath.



                                SPIKE

                        Buffy... please.



Buffy sighs and pulls out the other chair. She takes a seat and stares at Spike.



                        SPIKE

Don't leave like that. It's not what it looks like. I think there's something wrong with Glinda.



        BUFFY

Glinda?



        SPIKE

You know... Tara. She sits me down and says that we should both have a drink to calm ourselves down and help us sleep. Next thing I know, we're up to 15, and then I must've blacked out. That girl can hold her liquor! Seems she was aimin' to get me plastered, though.



        Spike pauses, looking thoughtful.



                                SPIKE               

Why would she want me drunk? It doesn't make sense? Unless... Buffy! Maybe she came back straight! And was trying to take advantage of me!



        Spike wraps his arms around himself.

       

                                SPIKE

                        I feel so used!



Buffy, who has been listening intently during Spike’s tirade, busts up laughing. Spike glares at her.



                        SPIKE

It's nice to know my pain is someone else's amusement. Anyway, something must be wrong, or you wouldn't have showed up. Couldn't wait to get rid of us, as I recall.



        Spike suddenly grows fearful.



                                SPIKE

                        She's okay, isn't she?



        Buffy sighs.

       

                                BUFFY

I don't know, Spike. I found out right after you two left that the gang figured out what was wrong with Tara. (A beat) Tara is Glory. It seems when Willow used that spell to restore Tara's mind, something went wrong, and now Tara is Glory's host, like Ben used to be. (Another beat) You remember the whole ‘Ben is Glory’ thing, right?



        SPIKE

Please- let’s not go into that. I think I get the gist of what you're saying, as odd as it is. Is there any way to get Glory out of Tara?



        Buffy nods and stands up.



                                BUFFY

That's what we're working on now. I might... we might need your help. Are you feeling up to it?



        Spike stands quickly.



                                SPIKE

Nothing like having a vase shattered over your head to sober you up real quick like.



        Buffy flashes Spike a guilty grin.



                                BUFFY

Yeah... I'm really sorry about that. I thought that- hey! Time's a wastin'! Let's get going.



Buffy exits and we zoom in on Spike. A slow smile crosses over his face.



                        SPIKE

(Loudly) Wait a minute, pet. If you already knew about Tara, why'd you show up here? (A beat) I think someone was worried about me...



        BUFFY (o.s.)

You wish, Spike! And shut up unless you want to feel what a lamp over the head feels like!       



                                SPIKE

                        (To himself) She wants me.

DISSOLVE TO:





17        EXT.        CITY STREETS - NIGHT



Glory is facing Jonathan and Andrew. She smiles at them.                       

                        GLORY

                Hi, boys.



Jonathan and Andrew turn around, sure that Glory is talking to someone behind them. They face her again, Jonathan wearing a goofy grin.



                        ANDREW

                Uh, hi.



                        GLORY

                What’s that you’ve got there?

                       

                        JONATHAN

It’s the Orb of Aine.



        ANDREW

We’re on a mission of redemption.



        GLORY

What does it do?



        JONATHAN

We dunno.



        Andrew shrugs.



                                GLORY

                        Can I hold it?



Jonathan and Andrew look at each other for a few beats. Andrew shakes his head while Jonathan nods his. Finally, Andrew nods his head as well and they turn back to Glory.



                                JONATHAN

                        Sure.



        Andrew hands the Orb to Glory.



                                GLORY

                        Thanks.



Glory laughs and tosses the Orb behind her. Jonathan and Andrew become wide-eyed and horrified. The Orb sails in a wide arc before it is caught by an unidentified hand. We travel up the hand to see that it belongs to Buffy, who is standing with Spike. Glory stamps her feet, frustrated.



                        GLORY

                Stupid, meddling kids.



Buffy hands the Orb to Spike, who backs away. Glory walks toward Buffy while Jonathan and Andrew run to Spike.

                        GLORY

I was wondering when I'd get the chance to kick your ass again, sweetie. Tonight must be my lucky night. Not only do I get my Orb, but I get to kill you as well.



Buffy rolls her eyes and backs up, scanning the area for something to be used as a weapon.



                        BUFFY

And don't you remember how well that turned out last time? Oh, right... you were too busy getting your face pounded in.



Glory growls and lunges towards Buffy, but Buffy manages to sidestep her.



                        BUFFY

                Getting a little slow in your old-



Glory punches her in the stomach, sending Buffy reeling backwards. Her back connects with a lamppost as she gasps for breath.



                        GLORY

What's the matter? You were so cocky a second ago. Cat got your tongue?



Glory walks over to the lamppost and tears it out of the ground, causing Buffy to fall on her back. Glory twirls the post around in both of her hands, laughing all the while. We cut to a shot of Buffy's head laying on the ground, with Glory's red high-heel stepping directly next to it.



                        GLORY

Awww, don't look so sad. At least you tried, right?



She prepares to bring the lamppost down on Buffy's head when she is suddenly knocked down from behind. Spike shoves Glory away from Buffy and the post clatters heavily to the ground.



                        SPIKE

                Buffy! Here!



He tosses her the only thing he could find to be used as a weapon--a plastic light saber he dug out of Andrew's backpack.



                        ANDREW

                Hey! That’s mine!



Glory throws Spike off of her and stands up. She grabs him by the collar of his jacket and hauls him up, then pulls her fist back to hit him. Buffy throws the toy and hits Glory in the back of the head. It is enough to distract her. She lets go of Spike and turns back to Buffy. Buffy kicks Glory in the stomach and she is thrown back. Glory morphs into Tara in the air, who lands hard against a tree and is knocked unconscious. Buffy runs to Tara and crouches next to her.



                        BUFFY

                Perfect timing, kinda.



                        JONATHAN

What the Hell was that?

       

        BUFFY

We need to get Tara to the Magic Box. If you want to come along, I can explain on the way.

       

        ANDREW

Can we have our Orb back?



        Spike moves to give the Orb to Jonathan.



                                BUFFY

                        No.



Spike gives Jonathan an apologetic look and draws his hands back.



                        JONATHAN

You’re going to carry her all the way to the Magic Box?



Buffy gives Jonathan a look and pulls out her cell phone. She dials a number and wait for a moment.



                        BUFFY

Giles? It’s Buffy. We found the Orb and the remaining two-thirds of the geek trio.



                        ANDREW

                Hey!



                        BUFFY

We’re on the corner of Decatur and Sequoia. Can you swing by and pick us up?



Buffy nods and hangs up the phone, shoving it back into her pocket.



                        JONATHAN

I thought that she was dead! And how did she become that other, scary woman?



        Buffy just looks at him and raises an eyebrow.



                                ANDREW

                        Are we on a ‘need-to-know’ basis?



                                BUFFY

                        Right now you’re on a ‘need-to-shut-up’ basis.



Giles’ car pulls up to the curb. The driver door opens and Giles steps out. He calmly takes in the scene in front of him and gets back into the car. The top goes down and Giles steps out again.



                        GILES

Right. I think we’ll all fit if Buffy sits in the passenger seat and you three put Tara on your laps in the back.



                                BUFFY

Maybe I should sit in the back with Larry and Moe and Spike can sit in the passenger seat.



                                SPIKE

                        You can sit up front on my lap, pet.



                                BUFFY

                        Spike, there’s an extra seat.



                                SPIKE

                        Oh. Right.



Andrew and Jonathan slink into the back seat and Buffy slides in next to Jonathan, glaring at him. Spike lifts Tara up off of the ground and lays her gently on top of Andrew, Jonathan, and Buffy, her had resting in Buffy’s lap. Spike jogs to the passenger side, where he gets in the car. Giles takes his place in the driver’s seat and starts the car.



BLACKOUT



END OF ACT ONE





ACT TWO



18        INT.        WILLY’S PLACE



Anya and Xander walk in and work their way through the crowd. Xander is trying to act tough but he’s glancing around uneasily. Anya is waving at various ‘people’.



                        XANDER

                Don’t you feel like a sore thumb?



A squicky demon with multiple horns and three eyes walks up to Anya and gives her a huge hug.



                        ANYA

                Nope.



Xander pulls Anya away from the squicky demon and they take seats next to each other at the bar. The back of the bartender is facing Anya and Xander. He has a rag in hand and is cleaning glasses.



                        WILLY

Welcome to Willy's Place. What can I get for you?



        Willy turns around and sees Xander seated at the bar.



                                WILLY

Oh, penis! You again? Don't you and the Slayer ever get tired of tormenting me?



        XANDER

Give me a Budweiser.



        ANYA

And I’ll have my usual.



Willy notices Anya for the first time when she speaks and he flashes her a huge smile.



                                WILLY

                        Anyanka! What a pleasant surprise.



        Willy glances at his watch.



                                WILLY

I wasn't expecting you until a little bit later. (A beat) And I definitely wasn't expecting you to show up with... him. You're here with the Slayer's lackey? Are you sure you don't want me to get one of the boys to escort him out?



Willy motions and a huge, scaly demon starts to move towards them. Anya waves and the demon waves back before turning around and resuming his place by the wall.



                        ANYA

That’s okay. If he pulls anything I’ll liquefy his entrails or something.



        XANDER

You wish.



        ANYA

That won’t work. But I can get someone else to.



        Willy nods.



                                WILLY

One Amaretto Sour for the lady. (A beat) And a Bud for the chump.



Willy mixes Anya’s drink and sets it down gently on the bar in front of her. He pops the top on Xander’s beer and slams it down in front of him.



                        ANYA

So we’re looking for the Orb of Aine. Do you know where it is?



        XANDER

Do you even have to ask, Ahn? Of course he knows where it is! But he’s not going to tell us what he knows until we... rough him up a bit.



Xander pops his knuckles and gestures wildly, knocking his beer into the lap of the ‘person’ next to him. The squicky demon from before stands up, his pants soaked in beer, and pulls Xander up by his shirt. Xander’s legs flail in the air and the squicky demon pulls his arm back to hit Xander but Anya grabs it. The squicky demon looks back at Anya and sets Xander down.



                        ANYA

Brutus, he's a moron. But if you kill a human there'll be consequences and blood everywhere, and we both know that Willy will make you clean it up. So why don't you just let me take him out of here and we'll forget it ever happened. And I'll pay for the dry cleaning on those pants.



The squicky demon nods and takes his seat. After tossing a twenty on the bar to pay for the drinks, Anya grabs Xander and pulls him out the door.



19        EXT.        WILLY’S PLACE – NIGHT



Xander and Anya are walking away from the bar. Anya is furious and is walking rapidly. Xander is trying to keep up.



                               

                                ANYA

Way to go. Now we’ll never know what Willy knows about the Orb... and Brutus is upset with me.

        XANDER

(In mock horror) Oh, no! We can’t have that!

(Seriously) Did you see the horns on that guy?



                                ANYA

Brutus happens to be a very nice... guy, Xander. And he knows a thing or two about pleasing a woman.



        XANDER

That’s a mental picture that I never needed to have. Excuse me while I go stick a blowtorch up my nose.



        ANYA

If Willy was our only hope for finding the Orb I will seriously kill you. It’s bad enough that Glory could kill us all with one swipe of her manicured hand, but I really like Tara!



        Xander stops walking and turns to look at Anya.



                                XANDER

If that was our only hope for saving Tara, I’ll seriously kill me. But it’s not. We’re going to get Tara back. I promise.



Anya smiles sweetly at Xander and they share a tender moment. She reaches out for his hand but he gets nervous and starts walking again.



                                XANDER

It’s been about an hour. We’d better get back to the Magic Box and see if anyone else found anything.



DISSOLVE TO:



20        INT.        MAGIC BOX – NIGHT



Tara is propped up in a chair, still unconscious. Buffy, Giles, Spike, Jonathan, and Andrew, are all standing around her. Andrew keeps trying to hide behind Spike but Spike keeps inching away.



                        SPIKE

                Will someone get him off of me?



                        ANDREW

                I’m not, umm, ‘on’ you!



                        JONATHAN

(Whispering) He totally knows you're trying to check out his ass. Give it a break.

                        ANDREW

(Whispering) I am not checking out his ass! (Loudly) I’m not gay!



Everyone turns to Andrew and laughs. He crosses his arms over his chest and stomps his foot. Tara stirs a little bit and Andrew shrieks like a girl, jumping completely behind Spike.



                        JONATHAN

                See? Even unconscious people know you’re gay.



                        ANDREW

                What if she wakes up?



                        JONATHAN

                To tell you that you’re gay?



                        ANDREW

No! To morph into the other woman and kill us all!



        SPIKE

Bloody hell. Did you lot just graduate from nursery school? You’re here with the bloody Slayer.



        GILES

Sadly, I think they have a point. We have to find some way to contain Tara until the spell is cast, to prevent Glory from... well, from killing us all very violently.



Everyone stands quietly, thinking. Spike rolls his eyes and hands Giles a rope.



                        GILES

                Oh. Right then.



DISSOLVE TO:



21        INT.        BUFFY’S LIVING ROOM – NIGHT



        Dawn and Willow are coming down the stairs.



                                WILLOW

Jonathan and Andrew aren’t anywhere in the house.



        DAWN

And we made sure that they weren’t hiding in that plate of leftover cookies.



        WILLOW

Darn tootin’!



        DAWN

I had too much cookie...

        WILLOW

Maybe I could do a spell.



        DAWN

To make me not so full?



        WILLOW

To find Jonathan and Andrew.



        DAWN

I think that you should conserve your strength for the mega-witchiness we’re gonna need later. Your power has been all wonky since...



        WILLOW

I know.



        Willow fidgets with her hands.



                                DAWN

                        Willow...



        Willow looks up at Dawn.



                                DAWN

We should head back to the Magic Box. Maybe someone else found something and... and they’re waiting for us or something.



Willow smiles at Dawn. They move toward the door and open it.



                        WILLOW

You’re right. Sitting here getting antsy isn’t going to do us any good. Let’s head out. Assume battle mode or something.



        They head out the door and it closes.



                                DAWN (o.s.)

And Willow? (A beat) Everything’s gonna be okay.



22        INT.        MAGIC BOX – NIGHT



Giles is finishing the knots on the ropes binding Tara to the chair. Buffy and Spike are looking on guiltily and Jonathan and Andrew are locked in a heated game of ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’.



                        ANDREW

Why do you always pick scissors? I want to be scissors!



        JONATHAN

You can be whatever you want. You’re missing the whole point of the game? Moron. Does anyone else want to play?



        BUFFY

No. We’re kinda busy tying one of our best friends to a chair.



        SPIKE

Her left arm looks a bit loose.



        GILES

And it's getting tightened with you standing there and not offering a bit of sodding help!



Buffy turns away and paces back and forth. Spike turns to her and places a gentle hand on her arm.



                        SPIKE

                Buffy... luv...



                        BUFFY

                It’s just... it’s Tara! We’re tying Tara up!



                        SPIKE

But it's for her own good. She'd ask you to do it herself. You know, if you hadn't knocked her out.



        BUFFY

SO not helping, Spike.



        SPIKE

All I'm saying is she would never forgive herself if she hurt any of her friends. Anyone she loved.



Spike closes his eyes and subtly shakes his head, as if trying to block his own thoughts. Buffy looks at him quizzically for a minute and then realization dawns and she looks at the floor. There is an awkward moment that is ended by the entrance of Xander and Anya, followed closely by Dawn and Willow.



                       

                        XANDER

                Whoa.



Willow sees Tara, unconscious and tied to a chair, and gasps. She runs to the chair and starts fumbling with the knots of the ropes.



                        GILES

                Willow... no.



Willow continues fumbling and Giles forcefully but gently removes her hands from the ropes. Willow is almost hyperventilating.



                        WILLOW

But the ropes will hurt her skin. She has... sensitive... skin.



Willow breaks down and starts crying. Buffy goes to her and kneels next to her, pulling her into a hug. Spike pulls a handkerchief out of his pocket at the same time as Anya pulls a square of velvet off of a crystal ball display. Wordlessly, they take their cloths over to Tara and gently place them between the ropes and her skin.



                        XANDER

                Did we get it?



He motions to Jonathan and Andrew.



                        XANDER

                Did they have the Orb?



                        GILES

                Quite.



Willow pulls herself together and stands up. Buffy follows suit.



                        WILLOW

                So let’s do the spell. Now.



                        BUFFY

Are you sure you're up to this now, Will? It's been a long day, and we're all tired...



        WILLOW

(Quietly) I want her back. (Louder) I need her back.



        BUFFY

We all do. Risking everything when you're this tired, though... This is our last chance to get her back. We need to be at 100 percent.



        ANYA

Buffy’s right. The last thing any of us want is you being too tired and screwing things up.



Everyone glares at Anya except Willow, who gives her a tired smile.



                        GILES

                Someone will need to stay here with Tara.



                        WILLOW

                I will.



                        BUFFY

                We all will.



                        DAWN

                Yeah! It’ll be like a slumber party!



                        SPIKE

I'm not braiding anyone's hair. Are we clear on that?



        ANYA

I’ll just pop home and grab some sleeping bags!



        Anya teleports away.



                                XANDER

The only one we know who could literally pop home.



        BUFFY

Okay. So we need to figure out where everyone is going to sleep and assign watches for Tara.



        ANDREW

I’ll sleep next to Spike.



        Spike gets wide-eyed and turns to Buffy.



                                SPIKE

                        (Mouths) Help me!



        Buffy grabs Spike by the arm and leads him away from Andrew.



                                BUFFY

Actually, Spike and I are taking first watch. I'm sure Jonathan wouldn't mind being your cuddlebunny, though.



Dawn starts giggling and soon everyone is laughing the hysterical laugh of the exhausted. We start to fade out.



                        XANDER

                Cuddlebunny!



                                BLACKOUT



END OF ACT TWO





ACT THREE



23        INT.        MAGIC BOX – BATHROOM - DAY



        “Naked” by Avril Lavigne, plays over the next scenes.



**I wake up in the morning

Put on my face

The one that's gonna get me

Through another day

Doesn't really matter

How I feel inside

'Cause life is like a game sometimes**



Dawn is brushing her teeth. She’s wearing the same clothes that she was wearing the scene before and she doesn’t look like she got much sleep.



FADE TO:



24        INT.        MAGIC BOX – DAY



**But then you came around me

The walls just disappeared

Nothing to surround me

And keep me from my fears

I'm unprotected

See how I've opened up

Oh, you've made me trust**



There are sleeping bags arranged on the floor. Andrew is still asleep in his sleeping bag and Jonathan is asleep about two feet away. We zoom over Anya and Xander, whose bags are relatively close. They are still asleep. We pan over Willow, who is asleep in sleeping Tara’s lap. Finally, the camera rests on the sleeping bags of Spike and Buffy. Spike’s arm is over Buffy’s torso and her arm is resting lightly on his.



**Because I've never felt like this before

I'm naked

Around you

Does it show?

You see right through me

And I can't hide

I'm naked

Around you

And it feels so right**



Buffy stirs and her fingers start lightly tracing circles on Spike’s arm. He smiles in his sleep and she opens her eyes. Her hand flies back and she quickly inches out of her sleeping bag. Spike’s smile disappears and he rolls over in his sleep.



**I'm trying to remember

Why I was afraid

To be myself and let the

Covers fall away

I guess I never had someone like you

To help me, to help me fit

In my skin**



We move back to Willow, whose eyes open. She gazes up at Tara and gently pushes a stray lock of hair behind Tara’s ear. Willow stands and kisses Tara tenderly on the forehead before moving towards Buffy.



**I never felt like this before

I'm naked

Around you

Does it show?

You see right through me

And I can't hide

I'm naked

Around you

And it feels so right**



Anya is now awake and is lying in her sleeping bag, staring at the ceiling. Xander stirs and Anya rolls over to place a caring hand on his forehead. He instantly stills.



**I'm naked

Oh oh yeah

Does it show?

Yeah, I'm naked

Oh oh, yeah yeah**



Buffy hugs Willow and moves back to Spike. She kneels next to him and carefully shakes him awake. He opens his eyes and places his hand over Buffy’s for a moment. She looks in his eyes for a few beats before pulling her hand away and standing up.



**I'm so naked around you

And I can't hide

You're gonna see right through, baby**



Xander is now awake and getting up. We zoom up to get an overhead view of the room, where everyone is busily getting ready for the day. We zoom in on the table, where Giles is asleep, his head in a book. He sits up suddenly.



                        GILES

                I’m awake!



Buffy looks towards Giles, amused.



                        BUFFY

                Thanks for sharing.



Buffy assesses the rest of the group.



                        BUFFY

                Everyone up and ready to go?



Tara stirs and opens her eyes. She moves to clutch her head but can’t. She’s confused for a moment until realization hits and she sits obediently. Willow rushes over to her and starts fumbling with the knots.



                        TARA

                Willow. Don’t. I can’t... Don’t.



Willow looks up at her lover, tears in her eyes. She drops her hands from the ropes and instead cradles Tara’s face.



                        WILLOW

We’re going to do the spell, baby. Today. And we’ll have you back again. Just you.



        Tara smiles at Willow and winces.



                                TARA

                        I feel like I lost a fight.



                                BUFFY

Well, um, yeah. That was me. I didn't mean to hurt you, though. It was for a good cause.



        Tara looks up at Willow and then at everyone in the room.



                                TARA

                        The best.



        Her gaze rests on Jonathan and Andrew.



                                TARA

                        What are they doing here?



                                SPIKE

Seems like they held the key to fixing you up, pet. Course, I still can't figure out how those two could do anything right. But they brought the Orb that we need to work this mojo, so you'll be good and proper in no time.



        Spike smiles at Tara



                                SPIKE

                        Need anything before we start?



                                TARA

                        Can I have a drink of water?



Dawn jumps up and runs to the bathroom, returning quickly with a glass of water, which she hands to Willow. Willow brings the glass to Tara’s lips and slowly helps her drink.



                        WILLOW

                Anything else?



                       

                        TARA

                Kiss?



Willow sets the glass down on the floor. She leans down and tenderly kisses Tara. Everyone looks away, embarrassed. Willow clears her throat and stands up.



                        TARA

                (Quietly) Thanks.



                        GILES

Right then. We should do this in the Training Room in case... There’s less to break.



        ANYA

Smart thinking!



        GILES

Someone, or someones, I guess, will need to move Tara.



        Buffy and Spike lift Tara’s chair and carry it into the:



25        MAGIC BOX – TRAINING ROOM - DAY



Buffy and Spike set Tara down facing the center of a crudely erected circle of some white powdery substance. The Orb is on a pedestal in the center of the circle. The gang enters the room. Willow sits cross-legged in front of the Orb, facing Tara. Everyone else stands uneasily against the wall. Buffy and Spike move away to take their places against the wall.



                        TARA

                Spike?



Spike moves close to Tara.



                        TARA

(Quietly) If this doesn’t work. If, for some reason, the spell goes wrong. Can you...? Will you...?



Spike nods and walks away, taking his place next to Buffy. Giles picks up a bag and starts pulling white candles out of it, handing them to each of the Scoobies standing against the wall. As they receive their candles, they step forward to stand along the lines of the circle. Finally, Giles takes his own candle and takes the last open space. Including Tara, the circle is complete.



                        ANYA

                (Whispering) Don’t we need...



Willow closes her eyes and the candles all light themselves.



                        ANYA

                (Whispering) Oh.



Willow opens her eyes again and looks at Tara.



                        WILLOW

                I love you.



Willow closes her eyes again and bows her head.



                        WILLOW

                Noble Aine, we implore you

                Assist us in our quest

                Our requests of you are few

                May this work be blessed.

                We bring you this Orb in supplication

                Grant us you power and wisdom,

                To return this woman to her station.



Willow raises her head and opens her eyes, which are glowing.



                        WILLOW

                Cast out the unholy intruder!

                Make the body pure once more.

                Let the vessel contain only one

                Its rightful owner, Earth's chosen daughter.



The glow in Willow’s eyes flares and goes out. Willow collapses to the ground as the glow shows up in Tara’s eyes. Tara throws her head back and opens her mouth. A ball of light leaves Tara’s open mouth and floats through the air to the Orb. It enters the Orb and the Orb starts glowing. Tara slumps in her chair as the glow dims. She opens her eyes and smiles. Willow weakly looks up at Tara and smiles hopefully.



                        WILLOW

                It worked!



                        TARA

                (In Glory’s voice) Sure did.



BLACKOUT



26        INT.        MAGIC BOX – TRAINING ROOM – DAY



Everyone is still standing around the circle, in shock. Willow’s eyes widen in fear as realization hits. Buffy steps in front of her, placing herself between Willow and Tara.



                        XANDER

Uhh... that wasn’t what was supposed to happen, was it?



        TARA (GLORY)

Well, I don’t know about you, but I think things turned out just fine.



Giles grabs the spell book from before and begins leafing through it frantically. Willow is still motionless, in shock.



                        WILLOW

No, no, NO! I did everything right. She has to be back. I need her back!



Anya gently pulls Willow to the side, and after a moment, awkwardly hugs her. Andrew and Jonathan crouch behind the pedestal that holds the Orb, hiding. Spike steps u
SirenSong
 


Re: The Kingdom and the Power and the Glory, Pt. 2 (2/22)

Postby deixs » Wed Jan 08, 2003 4:31 am

What a fantastic update!!!:clap :clap :clap

Cant wait for more!!!



Stef :p

deixs
 


UPDATE: Now in Syndication (3/22)

Postby SirenSong » Fri Jan 31, 2003 4:17 am

TITLE: The Kingdom and The Power and The Glory, Pt. 2



AUTHORS: SpikeGirl and SarahElaine



PAIRINGS: W/T, S/B, X/A



RATING: PG-13. Nothing that wouldn’t be on the show.



DISCLAIMER: We don’t own the show. We’ve accepted this (kinda). Can’t you?



SUMMARY: Yeah, most of season 6 sucked. We've taken it upon ourselves to fix all of the mistakes Joss made in this alternate season 7. This fic represents our ideal Buffy world. *sigh* We know we'll never see it, so, please, let us dream.



FEEDBACK: PLEASE! Nothing would make us happier! Except certain celebrities in compromising positions. ;) SpikeGirl is spike_girl@angelfire.com and SarahElaine is sarahelaine814@yahoo.com. Please also forward photos of certain celebrities in compromising positions.



AUTHOR’S NOTE: Spoilers through “Grave”.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER



“Now in Syndication”



CAST LIST



BUFFY SUMMERS Sarah Michelle Gellar

XANDER HARRIS Nicholas Brendon

RUPERT GILES Anthony Stewart Head

ANYA/ANYANKA Emma Caulfield

TARA MACLAY Amber Benson

WILLOW ROSENBERG Alyson Hannigan

DAWN SUMMERS Michelle Trachtenberg

SPIKE James Marsters

JONATHAN LEVINSON Danny Strong

ANDREW WELLS Thomas Lenk



FAITH Eliza Dushku



VAMP

REPORTER 1

REPORTER 2

PHOTOGRAPHER

MASSEUSE





BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER



“Now in Syndication”



SET LIST



INTERIORS



BUFFY’S HOUSE

LIVING ROOM

KITCHEN

BUFFY’S HOUSE (WISHVERSE)

MASTER BEDROOM

MASTER BATHROOM

KITCHEN

DINING ROOM

ANYA’S OFFICE

GILES’ OFFICE

RECEPTION AREA

SUNNYDALE CONSTRUCTION

SPA

SALON



EXTERIORS



BUFFY’S HOUSE

FRONT PORCH

SUNNYDALE CEMETERY

CITY STREETS



BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER



“Now in Syndication”



TEASER



GILES (v.o.)

Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer...



PREVIOUSLIES



1 INT. MAGIC BOX – NIGHT



Willow, Anya, Giles, and Xander are sitting at the table. Willow points behind Anya, who turns and reads a sign posted, which says: ‘No Vengeance in the Magic Box. This means you, Anya.’ Anya rolls her eyes.



ANYA

Fine.



2 INT. MAGIC BOX – TRAINING ROOM – DAY



Tara is sitting on the floor, Willow next to her. The rest of the Scoobies are standing around. Giles is holding a book.



GILES

That would be the memory loss. Tara’s last clear memory is...



TARA

Waiting for Willow at the World’s Culture Fair.



GILES

Exactly. Everything should return in a few minutes.



Willow releases a breath and pulls Tara into a huge hug.



WILLOW

We’ll just sit here and wait then.



DAWN

Everything really is going to be okay.



Tara closes her eyes and everyone stares at her expectantly. She gasps suddenly and opens her eyes. They are brimming with tears. She pushes Willow away.



TARA

You... we... the memory spell... and Warren shot me... and you... you... you...



Tara stands up and backs toward the door. She looks wildly around the room before bolting out the door.



3 INT. BUFFY’S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM – DAY



Buffy is sitting on the couch. Spike is about to exit.



BUFFY

I get that you’ve changed, Spike, but I can’t just forget what happened because you’re different now...



SPIKE

I don't want you to forget, Buffy. Never forget. I was... something horrible; disgusting. I may not be any better now, but I'm trying.



Spike smiles weakly at Buffy.



SPIKE

That's got to count for something, right?



Buffy looks at Spike and then away.



BUFFY

(Quietly) I don’t know.



Spike nods at Buffy and starts for the door.



SPIKE

I'll take it. Better than the ‘I never want to see you around here again’ I was expecting.



He reaches for the door and pauses, his hand on the knob.



SPIKE

But you will let me know? If you need anything?



Buffy nods and smiles. Spike walks out the door, closing it behind him. Buffy sits alone for a few minutes, and the camera zooms in on her. She takes a watery breath.



BUFFY

(Whispering) I need you.



4 EXT. CITY STREETS – NIGHT



JONATHAN

Dude, I know you’re gay. Quit trying to pretend you’re not.





ANDREW

I am not gay!



JONATHAN

Whatever.





ACT ONE



5 EXT. SUNNYDALE CEMETARY – NIGHT



Spike and Buffy are walking through the cemetery, both holding stakes.



SPIKE

I thought that you had to wear that sodding security uniform.



BUFFY

We had a meeting and I convinced them that the uniform was ‘hindering my capture ratio’. I even made a chart and everything. So I’m in civilian garb now.



SPIKE

You look fetching.



Buffy smiles at Spike and they continue walking in silence. Spike looks at Buffy for a minute and starts reaching to take her hand. Before he can make contact, a vampire jumps in front of them, growling. Spike jumps in front of Buffy, stake raised. Buffy shoves Spike out of the way. He falls onto his back and Buffy has staked the vamp before Spike can even get up. Spike stands and brushes the dirt off of his clothes. He is offended and a little hurt. Buffy starts walking.



BUFFY

One down... an infinite number to go. That’s one downfall to this job, they just keep...



Buffy stops and turns back to look at Spike. He is still standing where he picked himself up off the ground.



BUFFY

Are you coming?



SPIKE

Not really any point to it, is there?



Buffy is taken aback.



BUFFY

What are you talking about?



SPIKE

You can’t stand that you might actually have some help, can you? Then you couldn’t be all mightier-than-thou.



BUFFY

I’m the Slayer, Spike. The Slayer.



SPIKE

That tune is getting old, pet. (A beat) Why don’t you let me know when you’ll let me do more than just tag along.



Spike throws his stake down and storms off. Buffy snorts and laughs to herself. She is obviously affected by what Spike said but is trying to play it off.



BUFFY

I don’t need help. And I am mightier than him.



Buffy storms off in the opposite direction.



6 INT. BUFFY’S HOUSE – KITCHEN – NIGHT



Dawn is pouring herself a bowl of cereal. Buffy opens the door and enters and Dawn looks up at her expectantly. Dawn’s face falls when she sees that Buffy is empty-handed and she grabs a spoon and starts eating. Buffy takes off her jacket and hangs it on the hook by the door.



BUFFY

Hey.



DAWN

(Brusquely) Hey.



BUFFY

What’s wrong?



DAWN

I liked it better when you worked at the DoubleMeat. At least then you brought home food.



BUFFY

Only food at my new job is for zombies.



Buffy chuckles. Dawn screws up her face in disgust and picks up her bowl of cereal. She exits. Buffy grabs a bowl from the cupboard and sits down in the chair that Dawn has vacated. She tries to pour herself a bowl of cereal but the box is empty. She sighs and gets up to throw it away. When she turns back around, Anya is sitting in the chair. Buffy jumps.



BUFFY

You need to wear a bell or something.



Anya laughs a little too enthusiastically. Buffy looks at her suspiciously.



BUFFY

What’s up?



ANYA

Nothing whatsoever, friend. Just thought I’d drop in and see how my friend Buffy is doing. Like friends do.



BUFFY

What do you need... money? A kidney?



Anya laughs again, this time normally, and Buffy flashes a weak smile.



ANYA

How was work today?



Buffy’s smile disappears and she shrugs.



ANYA

That bad, huh?



BUFFY

(Offhand) I just wish that being the Slayer was a more glamorous job.



Anya becomes Anyanka and she claps her hands excitedly. Buffy’s eyes grow wide and she pales.



BUFFY

Crap.



END OF TEASER





ACT ONE



7 INT. BUFFY’S HOUSE (WISHVERSE) – MASTER BEDROOM – DAY



We are zoomed in on Buffy, who is asleep in bed. An arm is shaking her, trying to wake her.



BUFFY

(Groggily) Just a few more minutes, Dawnie.



We zoom out to see an immaculately furnished room. The arm actually belongs to Spike, who is naked (His vital bits are covered with a sheet, people. Get your brains out of the gutter!).



SPIKE

Not Dawn, Buffy.



Buffy opens her eyes and sees Spike. She jumps back and falls out of bed. Buffy quickly stands up and, although we only see her from the shoulders up, it’s obvious that she is also naked. She looks down at herself and blushes. Scrambling, she pulls a blanket off of the bed and wraps it around herself.



BUFFY

What are you doing here, Spike?



SPIKE

What’s the matter, Buffy? My name isn’t Spike. And I live here.



Buffy’s eyes narrow and she puts one hand on her hip. The other hand is holding the blanket up.



BUFFY

If you aren’t Spike, who are you?



Spike looks incredibly worried. He reaches out to grab Buffy but she steps back, evading his grasp.



SPIKE

I’m William... your fiancé?



BUFFY

My what?



There is a knock at the door. Dawn enters. She is wearing silk pajamas and is carrying a cell phone, which she hands to Buffy.



DAWN

It’s Giles. He wanted to remind you not to be late for your 8 o’clock and to ask you if you wouldn’t mind moving your 3 o’clock to 2 o’clock so that it doesn’t interfere with your 4 o’clock if it runs a little long.



Buffy stares at Dawn, dumbstruck.



BUFFY

Giles wants what?



Dawn rolls her eyes and pushes the phone at Buffy. Buffy takes the phone gingerly, and stares at it. Dawn leaves the room and Buffy hesitantly brings the phone to her ear.



BUFFY

Giles?



Buffy listens for a moment before suddenly hanging up the phone and tossing it onto the bed.



BUFFY

I think he’s gone crazy.



Buffy glances at Spike/William.



BUFFY

I think you’ve all gone crazy.



Buffy’s eyes get wide and she gulps.



BUFFY

Or maybe I’ve gone crazy! Like that time when Warren, Jonathan, and Andrew sent that demon after me and he injected that stuff into my arm and I thought that...



Spike/William is staring at Buffy and she trails off.



SPIKE/WILLIAM

Andrew, your hairdresser, Andrew?



BUFFY

My hairdresser?



There is another knock at the door and Dawn enters again, carrying another phone.



DAWN

It’s Anya. She says she wants to discuss diversifying your portfolio. Or something equally confusing. All I know is, it’s about money and she says it’s extremely important.



SPIKE/WILLIAM

Of course she does, greedy little bint.



Spike sighs and rolls over, away from Buffy. Dawn hands Buffy the phone and exits again. Buffy looks at the phone.



BUFFY

Anya.



Her eyes narrow and she glares at the phone.



BUFFY

(Menacingly) Anya.



Buffy turns to Spike/William.



BUFFY

I’m going to go take this in...



She spins around, frantically searching for somewhere to go.



BUFFY

The bathroom.



Buffy walks up to a closed door and reaches for the knob.



SPIKE/WILLIAM (o.s.)

That’s the closet.



Buffy forces a laugh and turns around. She spies a door against the opposite wall and opens it. She sighs in relief when she sees that it’s the bathroom and enters it.



DISSOLVE TO:



8 INT. BUFFY’S HOUSE (WISHVERSE) – MASTER BATHROOM – DAY



Buffy shuts the door and takes a seat in the plush chair next to the vanity. She looks around for a moment, impressed with the exquisite bathroom.



BUFFY

Nice.



Buffy brings the phone to her ear.



BUFFY

What the hell did you do?



FADE TO:



9 INT. ANYA’S OFFICE – DAY



Anya is wearing glasses and is sitting in a huge black leather office chair in front of a large wooden desk. The desk is covered in the latest in office technology. Anya’s secretary, Jonathan, enters and she covers the mouthpiece of the phone. He sets a steaming cup of coffee down in front of her. She nods and gestures for him to leave. He exits, shutting the door behind him. She uncovers the phone.



ANYA

Calm down, Buffy. The important thing to remember is that this is what you wanted.



Anya takes a sip of coffee as she listens to Buffy. She suddenly gasps and sets her coffee down roughly.



ANYA

Really, Buffy... There’s no need to use that kind of language!



FADE TO:



10 INT. BUFFY’S HOUSE (WISHVERSE) – MASTER BATHROOM – DAY



BUFFY

I want you to get here... now... so that we can figure out how to undo this.



Buffy hangs up the phone and sighs. After a moment, she stands and opens the door. She looks around her once more before returning to the bedroom.



11 INT. BUFFY’S HOUSE (WISHVERSE) – MASTER BEDROOM – DAY



Spike is still lying in bed. He props himself up on one elbow when Buffy enters.



SPIKE/WILLIAM

Get everything figured out?



BUFFY

I think so... (To herself) I made a wish that my job was more glamorous and now I’m rich.



SPIKE/WILLIAM

And famous.



BUFFY

What?



SPIKE/WILLIAM

You’re a bloody household name, Buffy.



Buffy looks shocked and then slowly smiles.



BUFFY

Maybe this isn’t so bad.



She tosses the phone onto a nightstand.



SPIKE/WILLIAM

Fancy a bit of a ‘rough and tumble’ before your 8 o’clock?



Buffy looks appalled and then looks around.



BUFFY

We’re engaged?



SPIKE/WILLIAM

We’re engaged.





BUFFY

And you live here?



SPIKE/WILLIAM

I live here.



BUFFY

So this sort of ‘rough and tumble’ thing happens all the time between us?



SPIKE/WILLIAM

All the time.



Buffy looks around again and shrugs her shoulders.



BUFFY

What the Hell.



Buffy drops her blanket and walks toward the bed.



BLACKOUT



END OF ACT ONE



ACT TWO



12 GILES’ OFFICE – RECEPTION AREA - DAY



Willow is sitting at her desk, gazing at headshots. She separates them into two piles. She rolls her eyes at a picture of what looks like a porn star and puts it into the pile on her left. She eyes the next picture and raises her eyebrows. It’s a headshot of Tara. She lifts the picture to eye level and scans the room for the matching person. We see that the room is filled with blonde haired girls. She finally matches Tara’s picture to Tara and sets the picture down on her desk. Tara is reading a magazine.



WILLOW

Ms. Maclay?



Tara looks up from her magazine at Willow and smiles. Willow returns the smile and a slight blush appears on her cheeks.



WILLOW

Mr. Giles will see you now.



Tara stands and sets her magazine down on her chair. We zoom in on the cover and see that it’s a ‘Time’ magazine. Buffy and Spike are on the cover and the headline is ‘Buffy, the Bachelor Slayer’. We zoom back out. Tara is standing in front of Willow’s desk.



TARA

So I just, um, go right in?



WILLOW

(Thinking quickly) Um, we do. You and I. We go in. I’ll go with you.



Willow stands up from her chair and opens the door to Giles’ office. She gestures Tara in and then follows.



13 INT. GILES’ OFFICE – DAY



Giles is sitting at his desk, cleaning his glasses. He finishes cleaning them, puts them on, and looks up. He takes in Tara and smiles, then sees Willow behind her and a look of bewilderment crosses his face.



GILES

Willow, what are you...



WILLOW

What am I doing taking so long?



Willow glances at Giles and shrugs. Tara turns around and Willow turns her shrug into a gesture to brush her hair back. She smiles at Tara and Tara turns back to face Giles.









WILLOW

I brought Tara Maclay in to audition. You know, brought her in like I always bring people in. To help you. With the selection process.



Willow is gesturing at Tara and then raising her eyebrows. Giles is very confused.



GILES

Yes, um, quite.



Giles gestures at the chairs in front of him.



GILES

Won’t you sit down, Ms. Maclay? And Willow?



Tara and Willow both go for the same chair and their hands brush. Tara smiles at Willow and sits down in the other chair while Willow blushes and giggles. Willow sits next to Tara and turns to face her. Tara has her full attention on Giles and so Willow is allowed a full look at Tara. Willow looks Tara up and down and smiles.



GILES

Did you memorize the scene we sent you?



Tara nods and stands. She clears her throat a few times and smiles nervously at Giles.



GILES

Whenever you’re ready...



TARA

Um... doesn’t someone need to read opposite Buffy?



Willow stands quickly, nearly knocking her chair over. Tara catches it and sets it upright. Willow smiles in thanks and turns to Giles.





WILLOW

I’ll do it. I’ll read. Do you have the copy?



Giles hands Willow a few sheets of paper and Willow turns to face Tara. Tara smiles, clears her throat again, and begins.



TARA

So, what did you do all day?



WILLOW

Uh, I read a little. (A beat) And just thought about a lot of things. Buffy, I...



TARA

My diary? You read my diary? (A beat) That is not okay! A diary is like a person’s most private place! (A beat) I... You don’t even know what I was writing about! ‘Hunk’ can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, and when it says that your eyes are ‘penetrating’, I meant to write ‘bulging’.



WILLOW

Buffy...



TARA

And ‘A’ doesn’t even stand for ‘Angel’ for that matter, it stands for... Achmed, a charming foreign exchange student, so that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you at all.



WILLOW

Your mother moved your diary when she came in to straighten up. I watched from the closet. I didn’t read it, I swear.



TARA

Oh! (A beat) Oh...



WILLOW

I did a lot of thinking today. I really can’t be around you. (A beat) Because when I am...



TARA

Hey, no big. Water... over the bridge, under the bridge...



Willow lowers her script and looks into Tara’s eyes.



WILLOW

When I am all I can think about is how badly I want to kiss you.



TARA

...over the dam...



Tara shyly returns Willow’s gaze.



TARA

Kiss me?



WILLOW

I’m older than you and this can’t ever... I better go.



TARA

H-how much older?



WILLOW

I should go.



Tara approaches Willow so that they are standing inches apart.





TARA

Go... you said...



GILES

Thank you, that’s...



Willow and Tara kiss gently. They both step back and blush, looking at the ground.



FADE TO:



14 INT. BUFFY’S HOUSE (WISHVERSE) – MASTER BEDROOM – DAY



Spike is still in bed, alone now, and reading another magazine with Buffy's face splayed across the cover. The magazine is "Playboy."



SPIKE/WILLIAM

Oh, come on. Those don't even LOOK real. You'd think if they were going to airbrush something, it'd be a bit more... well, hello.



Spike stops talking and stares at the next page. We then see him turn the magazine on its side and unfold a three-page centerfold. Footsteps are heard pounding down the hall, and the door to the bedroom is flung open. Spike quickly shoves the magazine under his pillow and lays back on both of his arms, effecting casual.



SPIKE/WILLIAM

Buffy, luv, what are you doing back so soon? You're going to miss your...



Spike turns to look and Buffy and rolls his eyes.



SPIKE/WILLIAM

Bloody Hell.



The camera pulls back to reveal Andrew standing in the doorway, looking frantic. He is wearing a black turtleneck, sparkling silver pants, and has a holster of sorts around his waist. A hairdryer, brush, can of hairspray, etc. are seated in the holster.



SPIKE/WILLIAM

What are you doing here?



ANDREW

Oh my God, oh my God...I'm SO sorry Will- Mr. Bentley. I didn't mean to just barge in like that, but...



Andrew’s voice trails off and he licks his lips. The camera pans back to Spike. His arms are still resting behind his head, and we see what Andrew is staring at. Spike’s sheet is riding dangerously low, resting just under his hips.



ANDREW

So, do you... umm... work out?



SPIKE/WILLIAM

Look, Buffy's not here right now, so sod off.



ANDREW

Not here? What do you MEAN she's not here? Miss Summers had an 8:00 appointment, and I...



Andrew glances at his watch.



ANDREW

I'm late! Oh no! She's out there somewhere... with imperfect hair!! I'll never forgive myself if there are photographers around. I'm a horrible person!





Spike tries to hold back his laughter.



SPIKE/WILLIAM

Um... there, there. No worries. That makeup artist of hers said he'd take care of the hair too. You're off the hook.



ANDREW

Larry? She let Larry do her hair? That's it. I'm ruined. She is SO gonna to fire my ass! Larry can't tell hair mousse from hair gel. He doesn't know body from bounce. He thinks volumizer is a button on the TV changer! (Andrew is pacing back and forth, and looks near tears.)



Spike stands up, quickly wrapping a sheet around his lower half, and approaches Andrew, who has by this time stepped a few feet into the room.



SPIKE/WILLIAM

Look, Buffy would never fire you.



ANDREW

She wouldn’t?



SPIKE/WILLIAM

Nope. She feels too sorry for you.



Andrew’s eyes light up.



ANDREW

Oh, thank you, Mr. Bentley! You don't know how much this means to me. If you ever need anything, and I mean anyth...



Spike heads back toward the bed and points towards the door.



SPIKE/WILLIAM

Out.



ANDREW

Oh. Right. But remember what I was telling you before about that affair thing. The only way to find out how Buffy really feels is to cheat on her with some hunky...



Spike turns around and pushes Andrew out the door.



SPIKE/WILLIAM

Don't forget patrol's at 9:00 tonight. Try to be here early.



Andrew nods like an idiot as Spike shuts the door in his face.



DISSOLVE TO:



15 INT. SUNNYDALE CONSTRUCTION OFFICE – DAY



We see a man’s arm opening a door. The door opens to show Buffy standing in the doorway. She smiles and steps into the office, pulling the man into a hug. We pull back to see that it’s Xander, who awkwardly returns the hug and steps back.



XANDER

I heard that you were friendly, Ms. Summers, but I never dreamed this much.



Buffy smiles, blushing slightly and there’s a trace of pain in her eyes. Xander gestures towards the chair in front of the cluttered desk in the middle of the office and Buffy takes it. Xander sits behind the desk.



BUFFY

Right. Sorry about that. You just...remind me of someone... a friend of mine.



Buffy stares at Xander for another moment, unnerved, but quickly recovers.



BUFFY

So, uh... this meeting. Wow. I mean... wow. So tell me...



Buffy leans across the desk and whispers seriously.



BUFFY

How do *you* think it's going?



Xander opens a drawer and rifles through it for a minute. Buffy looks wildly around the room for some clue as to why she’s there. Her gaze rests on a tray of business cards and she eagerly plucks one from it’s holder and we zoom in on it. The card reads ‘Sunnydale Construction’ in large print and then has ‘Alexander Harris’ and a phone number. Buffy shoves the card in her purse as Xander sits back up, spreading blueprints on top of his desk.





XANDER

I think it’s going extremely well. I put in the additions you requested and I think you’ll be quite pleased.



BUFFY

The additions, huh? Good to kn...



Buffy’s eyes widen as she glances at the paper. The camera pans over the blueprints, resting upon the title ‘Bentley House’.



BUFFY

What the Hell?



Buffy stand up quickly, knocking over her chair. Xander is up in an instant, righting the chair again and helping Buffy sit down.



XANDER

I can change them if you don’t like them...



BUFFY

Who’s Bentley?



XANDER

William Bentley, your fiancé.



Buffy smiles quickly.



BUFFY

Of course.



XANDER

Do you not like the changes?



BUFFY

No, it's not that. I just...



Buffy glances over the plans and her mouth gapes open.



BUFFY

And I can afford all of this? Even the... swimming pool, tennis courts, home theater, and...massage parlor?



XANDER

That’s the great thing. We’re still well under your budget. So we can add that... secret... room you wanted. The... soundproof one?



BUFFY

Why the heck would I want a secret, soundproof... Oh. Oh, God. Oh, oh, God.



Buffy lowers her head to her lap and brings her hands over her ears. After sitting like this for a minute, she stands up and extends her hand to Xander.



BUFFY

I think that Sp-William and I need to... discuss... that one some more. Don't change anything yet. And... make sure you don't... you know... say anything about... that secret... laundry room. Wouldn't want that getting out, would we?



Buffy smiles weakly at Xander, who takes her hand and winks at her.



XANDER

Your secret’s safe with me. My wife and I have a secret... laundry room as well. And you know what they say, ‘discretion is the better part of valor’, whatever that means.



BUFFY

(Muttered) Sounds like something Anya would do.



XANDER

I forgot that you know my wife.



Buffy’s eyes widen as realization hits.



BUFFY

Your wife. Anya. Because Anya is your wife. With a secret la... Okay. I have to go now. And if you talk to your wife soon? Tell her to be expecting my call.



Buffy stands quickly and heads to the door.



XANDER

Will do.



Buffy exits and shuts the door behind her.



XANDER

Strange girl.



FADE TO:



16 EXT. CITY STREETS – DAY



Buffy is walking idly down the street, gazing at her surroundings. Her cell phone rings and she jumps into battle stance. The phone keeps ringing and nothing attacks her so she slowly lowers her arms.



BUFFY

Your cell phone isn't a demon, Buffy. You need to answer it, not slay it.



Buffy pulls her cell phone out of her purse and gingerly holds it up to her ear.



BUFFY

Hello?



CUT TO:



17 INT. GILES’ OFFICE – DAY



Giles is sitting at his desk, talking to Buffy on a headset. Willow is showing him Buffy’s schedule and he’s circling things at random. He shuts the appointment book and gestures for Willow to leave. She exits the room and Giles smiles.



GILES

Buffy. I’m glad that I caught you. Andrew phoned my office and he’s frantic, worried that you’re wandering the streets alone with bad hair. I’m sending the limo to pick you up a bit earlier than planned so that Andrew can fix whatever ‘catastrophic damage Larry did to your hair this morning’, and those are his words, not mine.



There is a pause and the smile fades from Giles’ face.



GILES

Buffy?



CUT TO:



18 EXT. CITY STREETS – DAY



Buffy is walking slowly. She glances behind her furtively and then stares straight ahead.



BUFFY

(Whispering) Enough about my hair, Giles! I think... there's someone... or something following me.



CUT TO:



19 INT. GILES’ OFFICE – DAY



Giles sits up straight in his chair and quickly cleans his glasses.



GILES

You’re on the streets? Alone? Buffy, how many times have I told you not to go out in public alone unless Faith is with you?



CUT TO:



20 EXT. CITY STREETS – DAY



Buffy stops walking.





BUFFY

Faith?



There is a pause as Giles answers her. Buffy’s free hand clenches into a fist.



BUFFY

Giles, I'm the Slayer. I slay. I can take care of it. I don’t need a bodyguard. Especially not a red-leather-wearing, ‘want-take-have’-spouting, ‘five-by-five’ bodyguard like Faith.



Buffy slowly spins around to face a clump of bushes that are slightly rustling. She hangs up the phone and tosses it onto a patch of grass.



BUFFY

You want me? Come and get me. Let me show you what a real Slayer is made of.



Buffy waits for a second, anticipating an attack. When none comes, she lunges behind the bush and forces her stalker to the ground. She straddles their back. We zoom out to see a camera lying broken in front of the ‘attacker’. Buffy spies the camera and jumps up. She pulls the photographer onto his feet and sets the broken camera gently in his hands.



BUFFY

And that concludes my demonstration of how to disarm a mugger. Are there any questions?



The photographer looks around and bolts past Buffy and down the street.



BUFFY

Like Faith could have done better...



BLACKOUT



END OF ACT TWO



ACT THREE



21 SUNNYDALE CEMETARY - NIGHT



The entire gang is assembled for patrol. Buffy and Spike enter the cemetery first, their arms linked. Giles and Anya follow, both flipping through various black books and talking on cell phones. Dawn has a notepad out and is taking copious notes. Xander is talking to Willow, and we see Tara is at Willow's side, looking a little nervous. Andrew and Jonathan bring up the rear.



BUFFY

Ahh, now this is normal. The whole gang together again, just waiting to kick a little demon ass.



Spike nods and pulls Buffy behind a headstone.



SPIKE/WILLIAM

Look, pet, the others are here, so I was thinking we could...you know... finish where we left off this morning. You'll still have plenty of time for the interviews.



BUFFY

Interviews?



Dawn appears over the headstone and smiles.



DAWN

This is so exciting! I get to patrol with you! Thought of a good quote yet?



BUFFY

Shouldn't you be at home doing your homework? It's awfully late for you to be out on a school night...



DAWN

Not the kind of quote I was looking for. And, in response, this is my homework. My assignment is to write about my hero, so I'm documenting a night in the life of Buffy Summers. Pretty cool, huh?



Buffy stands and pulls Dawn into a hug. Dawn is uncomfortable and pulls away.



BUFFY

Oh, Dawnie...I'm your hero? That's the sweetest thing I've ever...



DAWN

The internet is down at home so I can’t research Susan B. Anthony, thus, here I am. Hanging with the Slayer. And if anyone from my English class even attempts to talk to you, pretend you’re mute. Seven girls tried to pick you to do their report on and I want the exclusive.



BUFFY

You mean your entire class knows I'm the Slayer?



DAWN

Well, yeah. Why wouldn't they? Everyone does, Buffy.



Buffy looks confused. Willow walks over to Buffy, pulling a reluctant Tara behind her.



WILLOW

Buffy? I know you’re busy but I wanted you to meet Tara before anyone actually started fighting. She’s going to play you in your new series and she wanted to ‘immerse herself in her character’.



TARA

Which I can do without bothering you, of course.



WILLOW

But I assured her that you were very excited about the series and talking to Tara would be no problem.



Buffy’s eyes widen.



BUFFY

Series? As in... TV?



Tara turns to Willow.



TARA

She doesn’t know about the s-s-series?



Willow turns to glare and Buffy before smiling reassuringly at Tara.



WILLOW

Of course she does! She’s just being funny, aren’t you Buffy?



Tara turns to look at Buffy and Willow gives her a pointed look.



BUFFY

That’s me, always trying to lighten the mood.



Willow starts laughing and Tara joins her reluctantly.







TARA

I never knew you were such a comedian, Ms. Summers.



BUFFY

Tara... it’s Buffy. Just Buffy. And... we don't already know each other?



Tara’s eyes widen.



TARA

We did meet that one time when you were signing autographs at the Bronze but I can’t believe that you remember! You’re as kind as you are beautiful and strong, Miss- Buffy. I don’t know how I’ll do you justice.



WILLOW

You definitely have the beautiful thing down, Tara.



Tara blushes and Willow looks down at her feet. Buffy smiles to herself and jogs to catch up with Anya, who is walking with Spike.



BUFFY

Anya, we really need to talk. Now.



Anya waves Buffy off.



ANYA

Do you really want to make a scene in front of the assembled ‘Team Buffy’?



Anya turns to look behind her.



ANYA

Jonathan!



Jonathan catches up with Anya, Buffy, and Spike. He is gasping for breath.



JONATHAN

Ms. Summers?



ANYA

Do you want anything, Buffy? Anything at all?



BUFFY

I could go for some shrimp.



JONATHAN

What’s ‘shrimp’?



Buffy looks at Anya quizzically. Anya smiles and mouths ‘The dimension without shrimp, remember?’.





ANYA

Ms. Summers looks a little dehydrated. Be a dear and get her some bottled water.



JONATHAN

Right away, Mrs. Harris.



Jonathan exits the screen, running, and Anya turns to smile at Buffy.



ANYA

All these people at your beck and call, isn’t it just...



Buffy holds a hand up to silence Anya when she hears a rustle in the bushes.



BUFFY

This had better not be another photographer.



A vampire jumps out at Buffy.



BUFFY

Finally. I was beginning to think I wasn't going to see any action tonight.



SPIKE/WILLIAM

Well, if it's action you're looking for...



Spike raises his eyebrows at Buffy and grins suggestively. Buffy pushes him out of the way. She kicks the vampire in the chest and he goes down easily. She frowns.



BUFFY

This is almost too easy...



Buffy pulls a stake out of her back pocket.



BUFFY

Well, you know what they say about easy vampires...



She is cut off when someone leaps out from behind her and quickly dispatches the vampire.



BUFFY

Uh, do you mind?



The intruder turns to face Buffy and we see that it is Faith in a blonde wig. The Slayers in training, JFK, Rona, Molly, Chloe, and Vi all run up behind her. All of them are wearing long blonde wigs.



MOLLY

Good show, Faith. I mean, Buffy.



Before she can respond, Andrew descends on Buffy.



ANDREW

You KNOW that you shouldn't be running like that! What do you think the stunt Slayers are for? The windblown look is only effective if done correctly, Miss Summers.



Andrew pulls out a brush and a hairdryer from his holster.



ANDREW

Let's see if we can't fix that...



Andrew fixes Buffy’s hair and pulls a tube of lipstick out of his holster.



ANDREW

Might want to touch up, and since Larry isn't here to do it. (A cough masks his next word.) Slacker...



Andrew applies the makeup and backs away just as a crowd of people with cameras and microphones enter the cemetery.



REPORTER 1

Miss Summers, how does it feel to have just slain another evil Hell spawned creature of the night?



Buffy is taken aback. She blinks at the harsh lights coming from the video cameras.



BUFFY

Well, you see, I didn't actual slay...



REPORTER 2

And is it true that your hair isn't naturally blonde? What are your thoughts on this scandal?



BUFFY

I really don't think that...



REPORTER 1

We see your fiancé is here...



Reporter 1 motions to her cameraman to get a shot of Spike.



REPORTER 1

Does the couple that slays together stay together?



A photographer comes out of nowhere and begins snapping pictures, the bright flashes of light blinding Buffy.



PHOTOGRAPHER

Okay, now how about one of you next to the pile of dust? Good. (He snaps a picture.) And with William? Very nice! (He snaps another picture.) Now, if you could just unbutton your top button and...



Giles steps between Buffy and the media.



GILES

Thank you all for your time, but that will be it for tonight. There will be a press conference tomorrow to answer any further questions. Good night.



The press begrudgingly leaves, getting a few last camera shots and pictures in as they go.



BUFFY

Uh, guys? Just what was that?



WILLOW

That was patrol, Buffy. The exact same patrol scenario that we’ve gone through for six years...



Everyone heads toward the entrance to the cemetery, leaving Buffy standing alone, looking contemplative.



BUFFY

Patrol scenario?



She runs to catch up with the gang.



FADE TO:



22 INT. BUFFY’S HOUSE (WISHVERSE) – MASTER BEDROOM – DAY



Buffy is sleeping. Light is streaming through the window, illuminating her face. Spike leans forward, into frame, and places a tender kiss on her bare shoulder. Buffy stirs and smiles. She opens her eyes and rolls over to face him.



BUFFY

Mmm... I could get used to this.



Spike pulls away and Buffy frowns.



BUFFY

What? What did I say this time?



Spike smiles and kisses Buffy on the forehead, before disappearing out of frame.



SPIKE/WILLIAM (o.s.)

Don’t move.



Buffy smiles at him and rolls back over. She closes her eyes and smiles again. Her cell phone rings and she fumbles on the nightstand to answer it.



BUFFY

See? I'm getting the hang of this already.



Buffy flips the phone open and holds it up to her ear.



BUFFY

Yeah?



Buffy frowns and listens intently for a few minutes.





BUFFY

I’ll be right there.



Buffy tosses the phone onto the floor, which we zoom in on as we hear the sounds of her quickly getting dressed.



BUFFY (o.s.)

Stupid shoes.



We hear the door open and close and, soon, the door open again. We zoom out to see Spike standing in the doorway, holding an immaculate breakfast tray, complete with a red rose in a vase.



SPIKE

Happy anniversary, B...



Spike notices the empty room.



SPIKE

Buffy?



DISSOLVE TO:



23 INT. GILES’ OFFICE – DAY



Giles and Buffy are both staring intently at the unseen computer screen. Giles is biting his lip. Buffy rolls her eyes, steps back, and folds her arms over her chest.



BUFFY

This is your emergency?



GILES

It’s not every day that one gets invited to an event of this caliber, Buffy. I think that your public appearance is of the utmost importance.



BUFFY

But 'emergency' usually construes something so big that...



Buffy begins to roll her eyes again, but stares at the screen once more.





BUFFY

Have you read this? They really invited me to the Oscars? Me? And they want me to present an award with... Freddie Prinze Jr.! Giles, he's like... I can't!



GILES

You can and will, young lady. As your manager, I insist. And Willow is taking you to Rodeo Drive to shop for your gown and you have a spa appointment from 4 to 8 and then Andrew wants to consult with you about your hair at 8:30.



BUFFY

I can totally get used to this.



FADE TO:



24 INT. GILES’ OFFICE – RECEPTION AREA – DAY



The office is empty and Willow is sitting at the desk. She is on the phone and is nervously playing with the phone cord.



WILLOW

So, um, I’m going to take Buffy shopping and I know that you want to, um, be around me, I mean her, and so you can come with me, with us, if you want. I mean, you’re more than welcome.



There is a pause and a relieved smile crosses over Willow’s face.



WILLOW

That’s great! We’ll leave whenever you can get here!



Willow smiles a huge smile and hangs up the phone. The main door opens and Tara enters. She smiles shyly at Willow and blushes.



TARA

I was in the lobby when you called. I was going to come up and see if you wanted to go to lunch with me.



WILLOW

I think Buffy is free for lunch, I can double check if you...



TARA

With you. I wanted to go to lunch with you.



WILLOW

Oh...



Realization sinks in and Willow blushes and smiles.



WILLOW

I’m free. I’m definitely, definitely free.



TARA

Great.



WILLOW

Wait! I’m not free! At least, not for lunch. I have to take Buffy shopping!



TARA

I vaguely recall. And I’m coming along, remember?



WILLOW

Of course!



TARA

But maybe we could do something after. Like dinner or...



Tara blushes and Buffy enters from Giles’ office. Willow and Tara look up at her guiltily.



BUFFY

Will! Did you hear about...



Buffy trails off and takes in Willow and Tara.



BUFFY

Never mind. It's stupid, really. So... What have you two been talking about?



TARA

Shopping!



WILLOW

We’re going shopping! Me and Tara... and you! For you!



BUFFY

You know, if you two want to be alone, we can schedule this whole shopping thing some other time. I'm sure there's some press conference or 7-11 grand opening that really could use me right about now.



Willow and Tara both blush and look at their feet.



WILLOW

We can shop. We’re shopping.



TARA

Yeah. We can, um, be alone l-l-later.



Tara looks up at Willow and flashes her a half smile. Willow returns the smile and Buffy smiles at them.





BUFFY

As long as there's a later, you're off the hook. So, where to first? Lead on, fellow shoppers.



Willow, Tara, and Buffy exit, laughing and discussing shopping plans.



FADE TO:



25 INT. BUFFY’S HOUSE (WISHVERSE) – KITCHEN – DAY



Spike is standing by the counter, reading something intently. We zoom in to see that he is studying a cookbook. He smiles and shuts the book. He heads out of frame and we see that the cookbook is titled ‘Romantic Dinners for Dummies’.



FADE TO:



26 INT. SPA – MASSAGE ROOM – DAY



Buffy is face down on a massage table, her lower half covered with a sheet. A handsome masseuse is working on her shoulders.



BUFFY

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that was too much shopping. At least I got the gown for the ceremony. And those shoes. Plus the matching purse. Also, I really think those other 6 dresses are me. Especially with the diamonds on.



FADE TO:



27 INT. BUFFY’S HOUSE (WISHVERSE) – DINING ROOM – DUSK



Spike has the dining room table set for two and is lighting candles. He finishes lighting them and looks at his watch, which reads 7:00. He pulls out one of the chairs and sits, waiting.



DISSOLVE TO:



28 EXT. CITY STREETS – NIGHT



Willow and Tara are walking, their hands barely brushing together.



TARA

Dinner was great.



WILLOW

Definitely great.



Tara stops in front of a building and turns. Willow moves to stand in front of her.



TARA

So this is where I live.



WILLOW

It looks... nice.



Tara nods and bites her lip. They slowly move into each other and share a tender kiss.



TARA

Do you, um, want to come in?



WILLOW

Okay.



Tara fumbles with her keys and opens the lock. She holds the door open for Willow and then follows her in.



FADE TO:



29 INT. BUFFY’S HOUSE (WISHVERSE) – DINING ROOM – NIGHT



Spike is still sitting in the chair. The candles are halfway melted. He sighs and pulls out his cell phone. He dials a number and holds the phone to his ear. We hear a faint ringing and Spike perks up. He gets up and exits, looking hopeful.



DISSOLVE TO:



30 INT. BUFFY’S HOUSE (WISHVERSE) – BUFFY’S BEDROOM – NIGHT



Spike enters the room at a run but stops suddenly when he sees Buffy’s cell phone on the floor, still ringing. His face falls and his shoulders slump, defeated.



FADE TO:



31 INT. SPA – SALON – NIGHT



Buffy is sitting in a posh chair and someone unseen is doing her hair. We zoom out to see that the hairstylist is Andrew.



ANDREW

I think William is totally wrong for you.



Buffy examines her newly manicured nails.



BUFFY

Really? Why would you say that?



ANDREW

Please. The boy belongs with me.



BUFFY

Excuse me?









ANDREW

Yep. And if he belongs with you why are you here with me on your anniversary instead of with him? I’d never do that to him.



Buffy pales slightly and then recovers.



BUFFY

Anniversary? As if! Like you would know when it was anyway? Please. Besides, you think he would have said something about it to me. Planned something, gotten me a gift... Spike wouldn't forget about something like that. Sorry, Andrew, looks like my hair is as close as you're ever going to get to him. And I always knew you were gay!



ANDREW

Honey, I’ve been out since preschool.



Andrew curls a lock of Buffy’s hair and steps back.



ANDREW

I’ve done all I can with you for today. You’d better get home to William.



DISSOLVE TO:



32 INT. BUFFY’S HOUSE (WISHVERSE) – DINING ROOM – NIGHT



Spike is sitting at the table again. The candles are out and all the food has been cleared. He’s looking at a picture of him and Buffy on the cover of People. The door opens and he looks up. Anya enters.



ANYA

Hey.



SPIKE

You're not her.



Anya looks down at herself.



ANYA

Nope. Guess I’m not.



Anya sits down at the table next to Spike.



ANYA

We are talking about Buffy, right?



SPIKE

Who else would we be talking about?



Spike sighs. He pulls a rose out of the vase and begins plucking the petals.



SPIKE

It's our anniversary today, you know.



ANYA

Is she upstairs or something? I can go if you two want to...



Spike slams his hands down on the table.



SPIKE

No, she's not bloody well upstairs! You think The Slayer would have the time in her busy schedule to make it home for dinner once a year? 'Course she's not here. Just like every other night...



ANYA

I’m sorry. I wish there was something I could do for you.



SPIKE

Sure you do. So does everyone. But no one can. Do you know what I wish?



Anya sits up straighter in her chair. She is excited but is trying to appear somber.



ANYA

What do you wish?



SPIKE

I wish that things could be like they were before Buffy became famous.



Anya morphs into Anyanka.



ANYA/ANYANKA

Here we go again.



BLACKOUT



END OF ACT THREE



ACT FOUR



33 INT. BUFFY’S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM – DAY



Buffy, Spike, Willow, Tara, Anya, Xander, Giles, Dawn, Andrew, and Jonathan are in the living room. Buffy and Spike are on the couch, Dawn between them, trying not to look at each other. Tara is seated in the chair and Willow is behind her. She reaches to play with Tara’s hair and pulls her hand back guiltily. Everyone else is standing around looking at Andrew.



ANDREW

What?



JONATHAN

Dude. You were so gay.



ANDREW

So? It was bizarro-land.



Everyone turns to stare at Andrew.



ANDREW

Okay, okay, so maybe I'm a little gay... Kind of gay... A complete and utter flaming homosexual? Wow, that wasn't so hard.



JONATHAN

I knew it!



DAWN

How could you not?



Xander shudders and everyone turns their attention from Andrew.



XANDER

The ‘secret’ room. Those mental images are never going away.



SPIKE

Jealous?



BUFFY

(Quietly) He had his own room.



Everyone turns to look at Buffy.



ANYA

You told her about our secret room?



XANDER

We don’t have a secret room! We did have one in that world, but we’re no longer there! We’re back in this one!



BUFFY

We have shrimp again, right?

TARA

That was the world without shrimp?



WILLOW

Um, guys? How did we get to that world?



Buffy blushes and shyly raises her hand.



BUFFY

That would be my fault.



ANYA

Technically, yes.



BUFFY

But not entirely! You- you were coaxing me! It was a wish made under extreme duress. Sitting there, with those wily demon powers... What was I supposed to do?



Chaos ensues as everyone turns to yell at either Buffy or Anya.



WILLOW

I wish we could go back.



Everyone instantly stops yelling and turns to Willow and then Anya. Anya remains Anya and crosses her arms.



ANYA

I’m done. No more vengeance. It makes everyone hate me and my wishes never work out, anyway.



Before anyone can react, Anya rips her amulet off her neck, throws it on the ground, and stomps on it. A swirl of light rises from the necklace and dissipates in the air.



ANDREW

Whoa. That was surprising.



SPIKE

Surprising is right.



Spike looks at Anya for a moment, then turns to Buffy.



SPIKE

Let me get this straight... you knew things were wrong?



BUFFY

Well... yeah?



SPIKE

And you didn't say anything?







BUFFY

What could I have said? 'Hey, we're stuck in an alternate dimension that I wished us to and only Anya and I know?' None of you would have believed me.



SPIKE

Buffy, they worshipped the ground you walked on. They would have believed anything you told them.



BUFFY

‘They’? As I recall, you were just as bad. If not worse.



ANYA

You were quite the love-sick little puppy.



Spike scowls and looks down. He jumps a little and looks up at Buffy.



SPIKE

Wait a bloody minute... you knew that nothing was real and we still... you still slept with me.



Xander shudders again. Buffy glares at Spike.



BUFFY

It was... the wish.



ANDREW

You wished that you could sleep with Spike? Why didn’t I think of that?



BUFFY

No, I didn't wish I could- eww... It was a spell. I didn't ask to wake up next to Spike naked. Or to be engaged to him.



Buffy turns to Anya



BUFFY

Can you explain to them, please?



ANYA

Buffy wished that her life was more glamorous. She was only engaged to Spike because she loves him in this world.



XANDER

Yeah! She was only engaged to- what?



BUFFY

Could you repeat that?



Anya sighs and rolls her eyes.

ANYA

My powers never could create love. That has to be a pre-existing condition. Thus, in order for you to have loved Spike in that world, you have to love him here.



Xander and Anya look at each other, as do Willow and Tara. Spike tries to catch Buffy’s eye but she won’t look anywhere near him.



BUFFY

I... I have to go.



Buffy jumps up and runs toward the kitchen. Spike jumps up and follows her.



CUT TO:



34 INT. BUFFY’S HOUSE – KITCHEN – DAY



Buffy is sitting in the same chair Anya was in when the first wish was granted. Her head is in her hands.



SPIKE

Buffy...what she said. Is it--



BUFFY

No.



SPIKE

Where would she get the idea
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Re: UPDATE: Now in Syndication (3/22)

Postby willntlover » Fri Jan 31, 2003 11:29 am

That wass totally rockin. Really cool.



-Will

"I think finding her soulmate would have made Tara a more confident and secure person" -Amber Benson

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Re: UPDATE: Now in Syndication (3/22)

Postby Magrat70 » Fri Jan 31, 2003 12:06 pm

Read the whole lot in one sitting a very enjoyable way to spend the afternoon:grin



Now if only ME had had the good sense to save the series in this way the might have been pulling in better numbers:grin



Thank you

Wendy





These five words in my head scream "are we having fun yet?"



Chad Kroeger

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Yay, feedback!

Postby SirenSong » Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:07 pm

Just have to thank all you kittens for reading. I had quite a weird night last night (both my shoulders are out again, for one) and came home in a total down mood but checked the sight and I was like "Yay, feedback!". Feedback definitely made my night.







Thanks again, wonderful kittens! I love you all!



SarahElaine

Edited by: BytrSuite at: 2/1/03 9:19:18 pm
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Re: Yay, feedback!

Postby maudmac » Sun Feb 02, 2003 10:25 pm

Oh, my goodness.



I hardly know what to say. Other than - this is awesome.



The way y'all are writing the characters is spot on. Besides Willow and Tara, of course, I'm especially fond of your Anya. She is spot on. Loved Andrew with his holster, too. :lol And Buffy...classic.



I love the story. It's surprising, the way it jumps around. The wishverse, for example. Wasn't expecting that at all. It was brilliant. And hilarious. For real, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.



Tara telling Willow it wasn't heaven without her.... :cry Beautiful.



I'm excited to see where it's going to go from here.


We are words not quickly spoken, we're the deeper side of try
We are dreamers in the making, we are not afraid of why
--Ferron

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Re: Yay, feedback!

Postby tommo » Mon Feb 03, 2003 5:22 am

I really liked this; the wishverse was hilarious, what with Willow and Tara meeting the way they did and Andrew being such a flamer. Great stuff.



Thanks. :)



It's in your eyes, I can tell what you're thinking; my heart is sinking too...It's no surprise, I've been watching you lately; I want to make it with you...

tommo
 


Re: FIC: The Kingdom and the Power and the Glory, Pt. 1 (1/2

Postby BytrSuite » Sun Dec 28, 2003 1:13 am

This is new to the archive. You can leave feedback!



To the creator of this thread: If you ever want to add something new, just email a mod and we'll move it to the active Pens board.



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Edited by: maudmac  at: 12/28/03 1:56 am
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