Author: Mel, hey thats me!
Rating: PG-NC-17... maybe, I've never written smut before, but hey there is a first for everything.
Disclaimer: All Characters don't belong to me. Joss, ME, Warner Brothers and such own them.. yadda yadda just don't sue eh?
Spoliers: None really.
Note: I got this idea while watching a movie and thought it would be an interesting story once i put it together. At this time i apologize for any and all mistakes. I don't have a beta reader and this is my first Fic to be posted. Feedback is more then welcome, since I don't know if I am a flop or not heh.I have got most of this written already so updates will come within a few days of one another. Anyhoo on with the show....Oh and thoughts are in italics
It was movie night at Casa Summers. Dawn and Xander had disapeared earlier to pick up video's and pizza, and upon there arrival back, they were greeted by hungry scoobies and Anya, who just couldn't wait to see 'Texas Chainsaw Killer 3'. However, thats not what she saw when she took the video out, and flung it across the room.
" Xander, if you think there is any way I am watching that cotton ball from hell you've got another thing comming."
" An, It's a cartoon, and its Roger Rabbit! How can anyone not like Roger, besides we agreed before I left no horror flicks tonight. We get enough of that already."
" Well then why did you get THAT movie? It's way scarier then most movies out!.It has a hell spawn on the cover! Besides Texas Chainsaw is a comedy...."
In the kitchen Buffy, Willow, Tara and Dawn were getting plates and cups, listening to the argument comming from the living room. Willow and Dawn were grinning evily at each other and trying very hard not to laugh but when they herd Anya threaten 'No more orgasms' that was the breaking point and both doubled over,clutching each other, laughing. Tara and Buffy looked at each other, then down at the figures on the floor struggling to breathe.
" Why do I have a feeling that this was planned?" said Tara, crossing her arms and raising an eyebrow at Willow and Dawn.
Dawn took that as her cue to go, since it really was all Willow's idea anyway. " Im just gonna go bring some stuff out, you don't need me in here right?" Willow started to speak but Dawn was already gone before she would get a word out. Willow sighed. She was on her own.
" Well see it wasn't exactly planned out. I just told Dawnie that she should really see 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit', because it was really funny and cute and had cartoons mixed with live action and a good story line.." said Willow, pausing to see if the babbling excuse was winning. From the look on Tara's face, clearly..it wasn't.
Uh oh.. this isn't good. It was supposed to be a joke. How was I supposed to know Anya was going to get THAT upset. It's only a cartoon bunny for crying out loud. Ok, have to switch tactics. I'll just simply tell her the truth. That will work. I better pull out a really good pout with it though, you know just to make sure.
Tara was well aware of Willow's internal babbling. The red head always had the same look on her face, talking or not. She smirked and stayed silent, waiting. She's just so cute when she does that
"See, I really did tell Dawn all of that, but I also might have mentioned it would be a hoot to see how Anya would react, and then maybe I told her to hide the video under all the rest so Xander wouldn't see it before they left the store." said Willow, looking at Tara and Buffy with a small smile.
Buffy smirked. She wanted to high five Willow because she had to admit, it was a good one. She didn't , when she caught the look the blond witch was giving the redhead, and she knew that look. It was the ' I'm really not happy with you right now' look, so instead of joining Willow in the not happiness, she decided to stop smirking, and just keep quiet.
" Willow, that really wasn't nice" said a frowning Tara. She just didn't understand why Willow had to push Anya's buttons with the whole bunny thing . She knew they didn't get along all the time, and bickered almost everyday but Anya was Tara's friend, Willow her girlfriend, so she hoped Willow would try and be nicer.
Great, she's mad at me. First the look, then the frown. Ok, now it's time for the pout. Geez, all this for some harmless fun. I wonder what Buffy thought. I caught her smiling before but then she was all seriously- like. Note to self: ask Buffy later.
" Sweetie, your right. I'm sorry. You know me sometimes I don't think, which is funny you know because I am all thinker girl, always thinking. Sometimes I think about things that would be funny, but I don;t think about what peoples reactons would be and that's bad and I'm wrong and I'll think about everything next time before I do anything." said Willow in one breath then flashed her best pout. " Forgive me?"
Tara had already forgiven her, sometime between witnessing her second trip into babble head land, and when she said ' sweetie' It's just so hard to stay mad at her. Then Willow flashed the pout and Tara had to stop herself, from chuckling. It was just like her to use that pout now.
" Pulling out the big guns I see." Willow nodded. Tara looked across to the counter at Buffy and smirked. " What do you think?"
" I'm a sucker for pouty face Willow. I say let thee live"
Tara looked back at Willow with her trademark half grin. Willow went over and wrapped her arms around Tara's waist lightly, flashing her a cheeky smile. Tara cupped Willow's face in her hands and lightly pecked her lips.
" Fine, just be good, and try not to horrify Anya anymore with bunnies. Cartoon or real ones."
" I don't understand why she is so afraid of bunnies. She was a vengence demon for hundreds of years and did things way more terrifying then a ball of fluff could do. How can she be afarid of even cartoon bunnies? Now that's just..." Willow was silenced as Tara brought her finger to Willow's lips and narrowed her eyes.
" Ok, I get it, no more bunnies, I swear. I'll be good" said Willow and kissed the pad of Tara's finger then moved to capture her lips. There kiss was shortend when Anya came into the kitchen tapping her foot.
" Ok, enough of the lesbian public display, lets go watch that horrifying movie."
" Hold it Anya, your actually going to watch it?" said Buffy
" Xander pointed out to me that Dawn really wanted to see it and he promised he lots of mphphhhh" Anya was cut off by a hand covering her mouth which was attached to a blushing Xander.
" Lets just say we made a deal kay? Now on with the yummy and video goodness!" said Xander and dragged a protesting Anya back into the living room.
" You know, I am really glad he came in when he did. I don't think I wanted to hear the end of that deal. Anyway, let's get in there before she starts telling my kid sister about ' deals' and such" said Buffy, who grabbed the plates and pizza boxes and headed into the other room.
" You do relize, we are in for a long night." said Tara, letting go of Willow and grabbing soda and cups, then headed in after the slayer " I hope you know what you got yourself into"
Willow smiled and watched Tara leave.
Little does she know, that besides the joke with Anya, I have something else up my sleeve. Yes Tara... I know exactly what I am doing.
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Thats all for now. Just a little teaser. Lemme know if I should go on!
Edited.. because even though i checked it 2 times, i still messed up.. heh
Edited by: maudmac
gotta love that too!!!
I can't wait to see what Willow has up her sleeve..
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Pax! -Bev