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X-Mas Parody Thread.

Postby WiccansIllusion » Sun Dec 01, 2002 5:53 pm

Well, it's December, that means many a holiday for some. Well, for most. Anyways, I wanted to start a Kitten Parody thread where people can feel free to post holiday related spoofs. To start things off, here's my version of the night before Christmas.

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the board;

not a creature was stirring, not even smutwhore.

All the stockings were hung by the chiminy

with care, in hopes that St Amber soon would be there.



The kittens all nestled snug in their beds

with visions of Willow and Tara danced in their heads.

While Xita and Ruth, both in the chat, while Kathy and Garfield

both took a nap.



When then came a post that caused such clatter

I sprang to my 'puter to see what was the matter.

The new banners drew my attention for just a split second

Well more then that, since it's smut on the pens.

( sorry dear kittens I whent on a tangent)



With a nice little post, it wasn't to much,

It's a new fic in which Tara has been on top.

Now if you understand that the kittens enjoy smut

It's definetly Tara-centric, perhaps just to much?



But low and behold it drew more then one post, from Alyson12, Kathrayn,and other's to boast. To the top of the board it remained for the night, Merry Xmas to all, and to all a good night!





Tara nodded in agreement "She has magic fingers." TheWisdom of War, Chris Golden



You dont really think this is like, Psycho Buffy Cheer Squad central, do you?-Xita ala Julia "Lessons Parody"



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Re: X-Mas Parody Thread.

Postby fairydust » Sun Dec 01, 2002 7:07 pm

:laugh lmao...very cool:grin . Cant wait to see what other people come up with

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Re: X-Mas Parody Thread.

Postby barnabasvamp » Sun Dec 01, 2002 8:15 pm

WI;

You are just too funny..:rollin

Looking forward to more.

BV

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"

Melissa Etheridge-Skin

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Re: X-Mas Parody Thread.

Postby ninjitsugrrl » Sun Dec 01, 2002 9:48 pm

:) loved it. thanks for the laugh.

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building." - Lucy in "Peanuts" by Charles Schultz




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He he

Postby Iamyouknowyours » Sun Dec 01, 2002 9:59 pm

Very clever.

Sex always leads to bad things on Buffy. Angel turned evil, Willow turned evil, Tara got shot, Buffy ended up dating Riley...

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Re: He he

Postby Imperfectly Me » Tue Dec 03, 2002 7:46 pm

Very cute and clever B. I likes.



Aim

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Re: X-Mas Parody Thread.

Postby maudmac » Sun Sep 28, 2003 1:18 pm

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