Five minutes of Artistic Integrity

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Week 54

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Cake?

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You were sucking the bottom of the candle less than a minute ago. Who sucks a candle?
You can tell you didn't hang with the 'cool' kids at school otherwise you'd know smoking a candle wont do anything.
You start with gum, then a patch and then you wont cough on your first cigarette. (Genuine conversation I heard at the back of the bus).

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Week 55

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Only have 5 minutes but thought let's give Dawn some recognition, she gets an unfair calling due to being fabricated and whiny but hey, so is every other character on the show at some point.

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I said some.

New rule of time travel, when invited to games night, do not make a quip about twister turning into a Dutch horror film.

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Some say the most offensive part is that this film got sequels where the premise is that each time it's a longer chain of people but I feel the over looked thing is, the basement doctor guy who takes in two stranded girls when their car conveniently broke down, tested on his dogs first. Too many people focus on the arse to mouth instead of it really being a protest against animal testing.

They were right to kick me out of game night. Some future events should never be revealed.

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Week 56

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Special certainly comes to mind looking at this.

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Nailed the landing, not the flirt.

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Week 57

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Worked out why Tara keeps stroking Willow in this scene.

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Willow has had enough for one night and it's about to get rougher, use a tissue, Tara.

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Week 58

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Like cat mother, like cat daughter.

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Fucking drama students!
To be or not to be, decapitated by a cat not called Trixie.

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Week 59

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"Spread beneath my willow tree."

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I spent all day dressed a willow tree only for her to show up and then go poof.
I'll see if this method works at airport terminals when she is coming off a flight.

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Week 60

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Stairs are hard for Tara.

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So many directions to go with this. The constant blocking of stairs that Tara seems to be part of, the fact that series six the big bad is life but for Tara it is house fixtures. The idea that Tara comes to the rescue but instead of a demon fight, she fights gravity and loses. The idea of me pushing her down the stairs to keep her in the basement but no.

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What a day to identify as a bowling pin, Tara really bowls me over. Bad pun wins!

Plus if I knew how to video edit, I would change the Indiana Jones rolling boulder to Tara falling down the stairs. Any scene of someone running from an incoming object, would be Tara falling down the stairs. I will never not laugh at Tara falling down the stairs in this scene.

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Week 61

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Don't worry, I've cleaned up the messy image this week.

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Pixel Perfect. Forget High Definition, there's now High Dubfinition.
I don't know why I gave Tara a black eye/ eye patch. That sounds wrong but in fairness she did fall down the stairs last week. Hmm I'm not helping myself in this.

This week we solve a mystery that has plagued absolutely no one. The mystery of why Tara doesn't leg dangle. 4 people, one mezzanine, one non leg dangler. Even on household chairs and beds Tara sits cross legged. Why is this? Is it more comfortable? Does Tara not like a pole between her legs? Is she mentally trapped in a primary (elementary) school assembly?

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Nah, I tend to dangle off of them.
Willow is safe, she can dingle dangle away to her hearts content.

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Week 62

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Someone used Aquafresh this morning.

Best work experience day ever!

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But have to ask, why is there no pension plan? is it a union thing?

*Buffy Enters*

Oh.

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Week 63

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This is the first one in a long time I genuinely feel I need to apologise for but at the same time, eh, I've seen what I haven't apologised for.

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Social distancing was a thing before Covid for this exact reason . . .

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Being behind touchy feely couples in a conga line.
Do Do Do Social Distanced Conga, Do Do Do Restraining Order Too.

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Week 64

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Tara: Nice bathroom.

Anya: (nodding) Like the tile.

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It is some good tile.

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Week 65

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Whenever asking Google about Willow and Tara's wardrobe, a lot of hate for this scenes wardrobe pops up.

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Add this to your algorithms.

This time on how it's made.

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Stop asking children to tickle you! The sicko smiled through the whole beating.
Once skinned for Willows top, I used rags to mop up the blood then mixed in some blue liquid used in period adverts and voila, Willow and Tara have their tops.

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Week 66

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If a snake comes out of the front, what comes out of the back?

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The snake has slithered off, why are coloured handkerchiefs still coming out? And why am I the one pulling them out?

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This week we solve a mystery that has plagued absolutely no one. The mystery of why Tara doesn't leg dangle. 4 people, one mezzanine, one non leg dangler. Even on household chairs and beds Tara sits cross legged. Why is this? Is it more comfortable? Does Tara not like a pole between her legs? Is she mentally trapped in a primary (elementary) school assembly?

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Nah, I tend to dangle off of them.
Willow is safe, she can dingle dangle away to her hearts content.

I'm very late to this, but classic example of The Gay Sit

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Never late.

Can't say I'm surprised the writer of the article is an actor, The amount of essays I've written and read like this but unfortunately I cant buy into their argument as it's one stretched out point with multiple examples.
in the case of the Bobby Briggs example, I feel they 2D Garland Briggs who is anything but the stereotypical military man past surface level, which to me weakens a well rounded perspective to use the Briggs as an example. Garland isn't disappointed in his son, he always knew he would turn out alright (not in the sense of being straight but in the sense of not being a coke head, hanging around and aiding a prostitution ring and getting into thuggery for a living).
That doesn't convince me it's purposeful purely for queer code.
Counter argument the Riker lean, nothing queer, purely Johnathan Frakes having an injury meaning he has to lean or have his leg up.
Certainly not saying their argument is baseless though. It's likely I don't fully understand their definition of queer and what extent they are trying to argue that it's more than a coincidence.
The meme is certainly something new to look out for.

Thanks for giving me something new to look out for and think about.

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You have to understand that the Gay Sit goes beyond any media coding and is very much a real-life phenomenon, even with people who aren't yet out.

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I'll take that into account in my further reading about it.

I'll keep the joke up still but I'll work on not using the way people sit as a means of comedy unless knowing the real cause in future.