I said milk, I shouldn't have said milk. But here we are.
Looked at the types of milk, turns out you can milk anything these days. Came across an old article stating that apparently, inner city kids went to a farm and were amazed that eggs came from chickens. Our future is in good hands. Wait until they learn that it comes out of a cloaca, its a hole for everything.
As far as I'm aware cows do not have a cloaca and instead their milk comes out of udders. The pink dangling things under them, kind of looks like what your mate drew over everything you own, but its not that because milk comes from lady cows (technically cows are all female and its a term used for female cattle that have been pregnant). And much like humans the milk is typically only produced during and after pregnancy (and comes from the mammary glands, yup those are cow nipples - male cattle do not have udders so don't go tugging anything you see between the legs. Hmm getting Pound Replacement Service flashbacks).
Hope you've learnt something there kids.
What does this have to do with Willow and Tara you ask, damned if I know but I like to do an intro into these polls. This weeks Question:
Who would be more willing to milk a cow?
Willow - She is a breast girl.
Tara - She is good with her hands.
Tara, she's dealt with horses before and I don't get much of an outdoorsy vibe from Willow.
It's a pointless question so I will provide the future generation with more information, now I've been talking about cow and chicken. In order for momma to have a chicken and cow, she would have had to have sex with a cock and bull. This is why Dad doesn't care how. Ask no questions, just get the kids to college before discussing divorce.
