You Know You're A Buffy Fan When.../Rules Of Buffy

[Pavlov'sBell]

135th Rule Of Buffy: You pass your creative writing class by writing Buffy fanfics

[YellowQuirkyTeacup]

136 ROB: You curse like Spike under a forgetting spell because you were a toddler when all the vintage Buffy merch came out and now you can't buy any.

[Pavlov'sBell]

^ That's totally me :(

137th ROB: When walking down your school's halls alone, scenes from Buffy immediately come to mind

[Dennio]

138th ROB: You giggle as you remember old 90s/early 2000s commercials before buffy came on.

[Azirahael]

139th Rule of Buffy:

If there's someone special in your life, you will never let them wear a blue top.
And you will never explain why.

[Pavlov'sBell]

140th: When every song on your ipod reminds you of at least one ship

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141st ROB: You feel strange whenever you try to write something non Buffy related in your notebook.

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142nd ROB: Your friends nickname you after your favorite Buffy character.

143rd ROB: At one point in your life, you have tried to talk like Faith.

144th ROB: You have read a fanfiction for any ship possible in Buffy. (Willow/Tara, Buffy/Faith, Willow/Anya, Buffy/Anya, I've even read a Buffy/Giles and a Buffy/Dawn. Two pictures I'll never get outta my head)

145th ROB: You have watched a show just because Alyson Hannigan or Amber Benson was in it.

146th ROB: You have gone on Spotify and searched Alyson Hannigan. Then you listened to both of the songs that showed up. (No? Just me? Okay.)

147th ROB: You quote Drusilla every time anyone mentions daisies. Or Miss Edith.

148th ROB: You secretly (or not so secretly, in my case) ship Willow/Vampire Willow

149th ROB: You start to hate Oz after he left Willow, but then realize if he hadn't left, Willow wouldn't have met Tara. So then you love him.

150th ROB: Your friends try their hardest to avoid anything that can lead to Buffy mentioning. (It never works, Buffy is always a topic of conversation.)

151st ROB: You randomly giggle when you remember something Willow babbled about.

[Azirahael]

152nd R.O.B: You discover your mom has a cat called Tara, and try to talk her into getting another one, called Willow.

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153rd ROB: You made your husband (or wife) agree that if you had two girls, they would be named Willow and Tara. You also suggested that if you had a boy, he should be named Alexander. Or Rupert. Or William (you could call him Spike).

[Dub]

154th Rule of Buffy: When you find out McDonald's are bringing out a chicken Big Mac and you instantly want to purchase one and a beef one and swap one burger in each to make a Doublemeat medley.