You Know You're A Buffy Fan When.../Rules Of Buffy

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Based on an idea me and a fellow board member had on Fanfiction.net, figured we could post some of these here. Some of these get quite amusing

1st Rule Of Buffy: When Willow Rosenberg cries, you cry too

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2nd rule of Buffy: Whenever Tara does that signature lopsided smile you MUST smile as well, regardless of the situation.

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3rd Rule Of Buffy: You will grow to love Dawn. No exceptions

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4th Rule Of Buffy: You must NEVER EVER make a joke about the Scoobies terrible love life.

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5th Rule Of Buffy: You will be smitten with Willow, and will find yourself unable to break free

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6th Rule Of Buffy: You must always hate Warren with a burning passion no matter what. No exceptions.

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7th Rule Of Buffy: You will cry. End of discussion

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8th Rule of Buffy: You must always ship Willow with Tara at least a little, you may ship them with others as well but you MUST ship Willow and Tara at least a little bit. Lest The Master drink you dry.

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9th Rule Of Buffy: Faith? You will go from liking her, to hating her, to feeling sorry for her, to liking her again

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0th Rule Of Buffy: You must always prepare before you go outside at night, because there may be Vamps that the SITs cannot save you from. End of discussion.

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11th Rule Of Buffy: As soon as the credits roll on "Chosen" or "Entropy", you will restart the series from the very beginning, and watch them in order all over again.

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12th Rule Of Buffy: Spike? You must at least respect him by the end of the series, with what he does. No exceptions.

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13th Rule: You will hang out in libraries, cemetaries, and the local club alot more

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14th Rule Of Buffy: Once you restart the Buffy series again, you must then squeal at how young, peppy and adorable Buffy, Xander, and Willow are in the early seasons.

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15th Rule: You'll start looking for books on the Occult, Wicca, or Demonology so that you can write down the information in notebooks that you're calling your "Watchers Diaries"

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16th Rule Of Buffy: You must at least speak one word with a -y added on at the end once at day.

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17th Rule: No other show will compare to Buffy.

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18th Rule Of Buffy: You will jump online and hack various Police databases/Morgue databases to look for dead bodies that have evidence of a vampire attack, that you may need to slay.

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19th Rule Of Buffy: You'll be sucked into the fandom. Don't fight it. Accept it, and love it.

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20th Rule Of Buffy: You must love Anya and how blunt she is. No exceptions.

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21st Rule Of Buffy: Fanfics? You will love them

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22nd Rule Of Buffy: Fanmade videos? You will make them.

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23rd Rule Of Buffy: Your OTP? You will cry over them. End of story.

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24th Rule Of Buffy: You will curse Joss' name forever yet worship like a God on earth.

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25th Rule Of Buffy: It is perfectly normal to become interested in Wicca after seeing the show

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26th Rule Of Buffy: The phrase "Damnit Whedon" shall become a permanent fixture in your life.

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27th Rule Of Buffy: VampWillow will turn you on in some way

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29th Rule Of Buffy: You will try to satisfy your craving for new Buffy adventures by exploring fanfics, the comics, and the novels

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30th Rule Of Buffy: While you may acknowledge the fact that it is Buffy's Birthday, you must never celebrate it.

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31st Rule Of Buffy: You may have a new interest in trying to get D'hoffryn's attention and become a Vengance Demon