12 step support for the spoiler-free

[Hanki]

seefer has been told very sternly that he's not to try to eat bitofluff, i think he got the message too (for once)

but that game off baby oiled twister sounds like fun

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Hannah's Home -- My Collective Creative Crap

"Thank you Professor Higgins, after one lesson I feel I can speak perfectly."

[Katharyn]

quote:

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Originally posted by Hanki:

but that game off baby oiled twister sounds like fun

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*Opens the brig door sticks an arm out*

You'll be wanting this then.

*Bottle slips from my grasp*

Ahem

*Door closes.*

Katharyn

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You hear that baby?quote:

[Forrister]

Unrolls a twister mat and trys to coax the first mate out of the brig.

(Wonders a bit about the baby oil . . . )

So? Who's up for it? . . . . . . ?

Aww - come on. The Captain wants to play!!!!

Venari, lavari, ludere, ridere: occ est vivere.
(To hunt, to swim, to play, to grin: this is to live.)

[Katharyn]

The first mate emerges, grabs the baby oil, stands by the mat and volunteers as official competition oiler...

Afterall wouldn't want anyone to have an unfair advantage and get disqualified.

BTW the questions will shortly return

Katharyn

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You hear that baby?

[Hanki]

so who else is playing then? seefer would join in but his claws would scratch the mat to pieces and i don't think he could reach :-/

wait katharyn has the baby oil? we're not safe!! everybody run!

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Hannah's Home -- My Collective Creative Crap

"Thank you Professor Higgins, after one lesson I feel I can speak perfectly."

[Charlie]

quote:

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Originally posted by Hanki:
wait Katharyn has the baby oil? we're not safe!! everybody run!

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Depends what you define 'safe' as, honey... Personally, I'd let the First Mate oil me up any day but I think the Captain might have something to say about it... and getting ejected from the ship is not in my game plan so I'll stand back and let someone else be oiled first. 'Course if no one else is volunteering, in the name of duty, I'll put myself forward...

Oh, and I would like to request an official title. Wolfie gets promoted for farting, but I'm actually getting to be a dab hand at this whole steering malarky. Can I be Official Entertainments Officer or something? This lil' head is just swimming with ideas for naughty ship entertainments...

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“You’re my wife now…” Papa Lazarou
-The League of Gentlemenquote:

[Pixie]

I know I've been quiet recently, but I have been lurking about the ship, and the thought of naked, oiled twister was too titilating to pass up. *stands in line to be oiled*

[Katharyn]

quote:

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Originally posted by Charlie:

Oh, and I would like to request an official title. Wolfie gets promoted for farting, but I'm actually getting to be a dab hand at this whole steering malarky. Can I be Official Entertainments Officer or something? This lil' head is just swimming with ideas for naughty ship entertainments...

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So it is written, so shall it be...

Charlie appointed as Ent Officer... and promoted one grade. Anyone got any objections? *Brandishing bottle of oil* No? Right.

So who is first? There seems to be some fear of either me or the Captain around here. In the spirit of unit integrity I shall say that no one need fear the Captain... it is entirely the case that I am corrupting her and not the otehr way round. In no way should it be believed that only the night before last the Captain told me to - and I quote - "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me," when I was just looking for a hug. No ma'am that isn't the case at all. Your ears were deceiving you.

Right?

And with that cleared up I shall reintroduce the question aspect of 12 Step in attempt to give it some vague Buffy related topic... Why does Willow say "I'm a rebel"? I believe it only happens the once that I know of.

Katharyn

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You hear that baby?quote:

[Forrister]

As per instructions I am maintaining an air of culpable deniability. But I would like to point out that we run an equal opportunity ship here. So anyone who feels the need to be oiled - step right up and your Captain will take care of it personally.

(Starts oiling the lined up crew while singing Monty Python songs "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.")

Prima facie
(on the first face [of it])

[Charlie]

Right, half-naked oiled-up crew all present and correct? Good, then we'll begin...

*sloshes some of the First Mate's baby oil onto the Twister mat and spins the counter*

Hanki, left foot yellow!

Oh, and when we're done using Twister as a lame excuse for ogling each other and contorting ourselves into slippery heaps, can I suggest barnacle racing? Trust me, it's gripping...

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“You’re my wife now…” Papa Lazarou
-The League of Gentlemen

[Wolfie]

*With a Kamikazee wail (or, to put it another way, a great fat, hairy shout), Wolfie, newly oiled (which actually kinda makes his fur a bit, well, yuk - not that anyone's getting anywhere near him with wax strips), leaps for the twister mat, grinning like a loon. However, owing to an amazing lack of friction, he slides through the tangle of cavorting limbs, then slides, still wailing, across the deck, and falls overboard with an almighty splosh. A couple of minutes later, a rather bedraggled Wolfie climbs back up onto deck, shakes himself off, and trots up to the Captain and First Mate to be oiled again.*

That was fun. Not quite so much oil this time, though.

And barnacle racing - sounds challenging. Do we get to place wagers?

And the answer to the question is ....

Confronting Sheila over being a witch in Gingerbread.

Do I get a prize, now? *Flutters eyelids*

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I am the sunlight on the sides of houses.

[Pixie]

Ooh, this is fun! Wolfie, I'm glad you discovered the laws of physics. (fun without friction?) Um, this oil is getting a little sticky....Hey, Entertainment Officer, any games we can all play in the shower?

[Charlie]

Am slightly concerned that me being Entertainments Officer is going to end up with this voyage turning into one big orgy... But what the hey!

*unwraps the blow-up jacuzzi she ordered last week which was delivered this morning by a flock of friendly Post seagulls*

Anyone who's had enough of fun without friction can hop in and join me in the bubbles! I have rubber duckies too - you can make them do epileptic type dancing in the jet streams!

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“You’re my wife now…” Papa Lazarou
-The League of Gentlemen

[Katharyn]

quote:

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Originally posted by Wolfie:
And the answer to the question is ....

Confronting Sheila over being a witch in Gingerbread.

Do I get a prize, now? *Flutters eyelids*

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You get two prizes... one for being right, the other for catching me out. There are actually two such references. I had forgotten Gingerbread. The first was in "School Hard" when Willow is talking about being lookout for (another) Sheila when she was smoking - leading Xander to tell her she was "bad to the bone."

So I am fallible, that is why I am not the Captain. The prize is this:

*Hands over the bottle of oil*

You all afraid now? I am... *Retreats for a nice rest to the brig.. fluttering eyelashes at the Captain.*

And so another question... this time I will be a little more precise:

Whom is Tara referring to when she says "I bet they ended up having a blast."

Katharyn

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You hear that baby?quote:

[Hanki]

don't know the answer to the question (i should be shot) but i see the game is getting into full swing

*dives into the middle of the twister mat*

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Hannah's Home -- My Collective Creative Crap

"Thank you Professor Higgins, after one lesson I feel I can speak perfectly."

[GODisTigger]

quote:

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Originally posted by Pixie:
and the thought of naked, oiled twister was too titilating to pass up.

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So, this is what goes on in the spoiler free thread? If I had known, I might have given up spoilers long ago.

D

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They have Dial-A-Prayer for atheists now. You call up but nobody answers.quote:

[Hanki]

you could still join us now

*waves baby oil around temptingly*

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Hannah's Home -- My Collective Creative Crap

"Thank you Professor Higgins, after one lesson I feel I can speak perfectly."

[Cicca]

I always knew it was fun to be spoiler-free, and now I have proof!

[Katharyn]

If I had known that getting naked and oily was the way to win new recruits I would have left the brig door open...

I am suddenly struck by a fear of the boat rocking whilst we are all playing twister and us slipping overboard as one big oily mass of bodies...

Perhaps someone should be tied down? *Whistling innocently*

Katharyn

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You hear that baby?

[GODisTigger]

quote:

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Originally posted by Hanki:
you could still join us now

*waves baby oil around temptingly*

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I will never succumb! Oooh, baby oil.....No!!

:: runs away ::

D

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They have Dial-A-Prayer for atheists now. You call up but nobody answers.quote:

[Charlie]

quote:

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Originally posted by Katharyn:
Whom is Tara referring to when she says "I bet they ended up having a blast."

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That would be Giles and Dawn, who spent the evening together talking about boys and eating cookie dough in IWMTLY. God, I really am addicted... I didn't even have to think about that one!

Oh well... can I have my prize?!
*dives back into the pile of writhing oily bodies on the deck (the Twister mat has been long forgotten, it appears)*

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“You’re my wife now…” Papa Lazarou
-The League of Gentlemenquote:

[Katharyn]

Absolutely right Charlie... well done.

I am afraid to annouce, in the spirit of honesty, my fellow spoiler-free kitties that I have fallen off the wagon in the biggest way imaginable.

I shall say no more on that matter.

Katharyn

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You hear that baby?

[Hugin]

Please respect the right of spoiler free people to remain spoiler free. Thank you. (not directed at you Katharyn, just a general reminder)

-len

[Pixie]

Okay everyone on the unspoiled ship, there seems to be a hurricane brewing on the horizon. Do we need to batten down the hatches and grab something to hold on to so we don't get swept up in the storm? Or do we dive into some frenzy of activity so that we don't notice what is happening around us? Do I dare to venture off the ship to visit other threads? I need advice from those who have been part of the crew for longer than I.

[Katharyn]

quote:

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Originally posted by Pixie:
Or do we dive into some frenzy of activity so that we don't notice what is happening around us? Do I dare to venture off the ship to visit other threads?

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Naked twister seemed to be going well... a frenzy of oiled up activity...*s*

Katharyn

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You hear that baby?quote:

[Cicca]

I think staying away from other threads is a very sensible idea! And I'd dive on into the naked oily twister game, but I think all that oil would make me so slippery that I'd slide on into the spoiler thread. Noooooooo! I can't give in now!
Need help... *considering staring at very large pics of Amber* Already did that... *twiddling thumbs* Um... Anyone wanna show me the ropes of staying spoiler free around here?

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Prepare To Stop When Amber Flashing

[This message has been edited by Cicca (edited March 10, 2002).]

[Charlie]

quote:

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Originally posted by Cicca:
Um... Anyone wanna show me the ropes of staying spoiler free around here?

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That usually seems to be Wolfie's job... coming up with yet another hysterical yet confusingly detailed list of 12 steps to spoiler-free heaven. I, on the other hand, will simply recommend finding something diverting to fill your time with. Naked, oily Twister is marvellously diverting, but we can come up with all sorts of alternative past times if you think that's too slippery. No one ever took me up on barnacle racing for instance... can't think why...

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“You’re my wife now…” Papa Lazarou
-The League of Gentlemenquote:

[Hanki]

great the game still goes on. kinda fun when you get into the swing of things, hehee.

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Hannah's Home -- My Collective Creative Crap

"Thank you Professor Higgins, after one lesson I feel I can speak perfectly."

[Cicca]

quote:

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Originally posted by Charlie:
No one ever took me up on barnacle racing for instance... can't think why...

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Barnacle racing... This is good. Do you mean racing over barnacles (owie!) or racing them like hoppy toads? That would be a long wait.
Hmmmm. What's the prize?

And wow that naked oily twister has a lot more sound to it than you'd think... quote:

[Scarecrow]

If I was to tell you that in episode 17 Buffy eats a banana and becomes BananaWomen would you believe me?

Thought not.

Well, i'm afriad i've left the ship and dived hear first into spoilers.

Oh the shame of it!

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Trust In Joss

"Liberate tutemet ex inferis"

"Me and Willow always know how to find each other"

"Black mircles, dark wonders, another life of unknown pleasures"

"There are some corners of the Universe that have bred the most terrible things, things that stand against everything we believe in. They must be fought"