12 step support for the spoiler-free

[Scout]

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Originally posted by Forrister:
Wow Scout! Just let me put on some dark glasses to counteract all your glowing righteousness!! No promos, no stills, golly!

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Did that come out as excessively righteous? I was actually aiming for self-deprecating. My apologies if that got lost in the translation.

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[Forrister]

Sorry Scout.

In comparison to my mud bespattered frame you appear to radiate virtue and goodness! lol.

Not having a go - humour (ha ha?) I love a little joke but I guess when a joke's that small it needs an awful lot of love.

By the way - len, I'm still waiting!

Sapientia leves terras irradumus.
(We irradiate the Earth with silliness.)

[This message has been edited by Forrister (edited September 27, 2001).]

[Puff]

Forrister what you will read in the complete spoiler thread will be payment enough...come, join the spoiler ho's

(Has this worked yet? well apart from on Bex)

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Bite me

[spuckie]

nope. not working...you gotta try harder. put some real effort into it missy!

[Forrister]

Puff, you haven't got what it takes. (Thinks very carefully about that statement. Gets a few naughty ideas but virtuously dismisses them.)

I've laid down my terms and I'm utterly determined to stick to them. (Incidently proving what people have been saying about me all along. I'm easy but not cheap!)

So, tempt away. I can take it!

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
(I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)

[tommo]

*heaves up Eliza and waves her around, avoiding the fists*

There now. Tempting? I hear she's doing leathery striptease in the spoiler threads...

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"She looked across at Willow, whose face was filled with light. She had never felt so calm and happy, and strong..." ~ Unseen: Door To Alternity

[WiccanBex]

puff, it only worked on me because i'm weak!

the rest of the spoiler free kitties seem to be a whole lot stronger than i am...

i guess that's because i'm a self-confessed spoiler ho and was bored rigid trying to stay spoiler free - being a ho is so much more fun!

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"if you throw a stone, something's gonna shatter somewhere. We're all so fragile, we're all so scared."
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[Forrister]

Ruth, I hate to break the bubble but to be honest Eliza isn't my type. (Nice as a spectator sport but not a keeper and take homer.) Now you on the other hand. Hmmmm. Nope. I hear there's a certain lady that'll rip my arms off and beat me to death with the wet end if I contemplate the idea too loudly.

I will not give into temptation! [Repeats this to self several times while thinking about Eliza doing a striptease. What a waste of a good affirmation!]

Mea mihi conscientia pluris est quam omnium sermo.
(My conscience means more to me than all speech.)

[TwiLightJoy]

I saw the promos during Enterprise, my friends thought it was funny seeing me get all excited over them. Then after the halfway point they got kind of sick of laughing at me and just tried to get me to sit still and quit squeaking about Buffy. Then after the show RJ got on Kazaa and started downloading all kinds of Buffy things for me. I told him to download Hush, then took his gf with me to go play Uno at SUNY Delhi. He never downloaded it, but he got himself a bunch of pics of SMG and Aly.

~Joy

P.S. SOOOOOOOO excited! I probably will have to avoid the Kitten til I see the ep though since I don't get UPN at my house. Thinkin' about driving the 160 miles to go watch it with my friends though....

[Roxton]

When tempted just consider this; how many of those who watch the season premiere spoiled will wish they had been spoiler free once it is over.

[tommo]

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Originally posted by Forrister:
Ruth, I hate to break the bubble but to be honest Eliza isn't my type.

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What? Are you blind? Sigh, guess there's no accounting for taste.

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Now you on the other hand. Hmmmm.

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I was right. No accounting for taste whatsoever...

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I will not give into temptation! [Repeats this to self several times while thinking about Eliza doing a striptease. What a waste of a good affirmation!]

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See? Just click on over to the spoiler thread. You won't be disappointed...I wasn't. Heh.

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"She looked across at Willow, whose face was filled with light. She had never felt so calm and happy, and strong..." ~ Unseen: Door To Alternityquote:quote:quote:

[xita]

I am another one of those immune to Eliza's stunning looks.

[dreiser]

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NOT TEMPTED BY ELIZA STRIP TEASE?! you are mad i say! mad!!! and spoiler thread is oh so nice... we have red leather there. and not just on eliza. hehehe.

(steals eliza and runs off with her.)

fools! all of you!

nic

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C-boz is dreamy and one day when he becomes real I will be his bride.

[xita]

Well, I wouldn't say no to a strip tease, I mean I took a lap dance from a random girl in a strip bar. I am in no position to say I am too good for Eliza

[dreiser]

xita... eliza is mine now and i don't think she'd be impressed by your sterling compliments such as "you dance good."

(stores eliza safely away.)

nic

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C-boz is dreamy and one day when he becomes real I will be his bride.

[WiccanBex]

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Originally posted by Roxton:
how many of those who watch the season premiere spoiled will wish they had been spoiler free once it is over.

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me! that would be me! i will be wishing that i had been spoiler free...

but i'm weak! it's not my fault! i tried to be spoiler free and i couldn't manage it! although... i *will* be spoiler free for at least one ep this season.

(just as long as puff doesn't convince me to read the spoiler thread... again.)

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"if you throw a stone, something's gonna shatter somewhere. We're all so fragile, we're all so scared."
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[Forrister]

Well, that's it then.

Len has informed me that my asking price is unobtainable. Alternat negotiations were entered into but broke down over delivery and assembly details.

It rather looks like I'm stuck here in the non-spoiler thread for the foreseeable future. If nobody starts a good party here I may be crying out for some brave soul to kidnap me and take me away. In the meantime I'm still open to discussion on any offer.

Monstra mihi pecuniam!
(Show me the money!)

[tommo]

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Originally posted by dreiser:
xita... eliza is mine now and i don't think she'd be impressed by your sterling compliments such as "you dance good."

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True. I can't help wondering if she would 'be gentle' somehow...

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"She looked across at Willow, whose face was filled with light. She had never felt so calm and happy, and strong..." ~ Unseen: Door To Alternityquote:

[xita]

hey, I have a way with words, you'd be surprised how well "You dance good" and "be gentle with me" work.

[spuckie]

*struts in, wearing tight leather pants, and black lace bra, flinging g-string panties at those who remain spoiler-free*

...let the party begin!

[Puff]

Forrister, I don't see anything wrong with Eliza...and rather a lot right with her But if you don't think the spoiler thread is worth it you really should take a look to decide properly

And Spuckie...love....you are in such trouble...I know you'll love it...You know you can only throw underwear at Ho's....we appreciate it more.

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Bite me

[This message has been edited by Puff (edited September 29, 2001).]

[DISASTERAREA]

*lalalalalaaaa* I cant hear you, you corrupting spoiler ho's!!!!
I've been painfully good, only looked at the promo pics (which certainly brought an extremely large grin to my face), but nothing else could tempt me, nothing I tell ya...that sounded alot more convincing in my head. I've been using fic to curb my craving, its been working (so far), that together with my two new mantras, "spoiler free is better, embrace the pain" and "watch the flanges" (dont ask), will get me through this difficult time.
Oh and dreiser, you wouldnt mind sharing Eliza, you know just let us unspoiled play with her every once in a while , pleeeaase *bats eyelids at dreiser*

-Vic...recovering spoiler junkie

[This message has been edited by DISASTERAREA (edited September 29, 2001).]

[Roxton]

In reply to all the enticement that's being posted here let me just paraphrase Giles; The spoiler free scoffs at temptation..

[This message has been edited by Roxton (edited September 29, 2001).]

[Kalita]

To paraphrase another character: "Ha! I laugh in the face of spoilers! ... Then I hide till they go away."

[kpmuse]

Besides, there is plenty of Buffy on tv these days. So waiting for Tuesday's premiere is getting mighty darn easy.

AND,
Oh! what sweet joy it will be on that night to have waited so patiently this last week for the goodness that is Buffy!

We merry few!

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kris

[Roxton]

We happy few.
We band of buggered.

[kpmuse]

Thanks Roxton! That's what I meant! Yeah!

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kris

[Forrister]

Shush Puff!

If someone is going to be chucking knickers at me then they're mine. Go get your own. (Try taking Eliza's, I'm sure Driser can spare one pair.)
[Forrister catches spukie's sexy knickers, folds them carefully and tucks them away in her coat pocket. Laughing wickedly all the while.]

You know it's not like I think there's anything wrong with Eliza. (And if I did I'd never admit it within arm's reach of Ruth for fear of severe and painful retribution.) It's a bit like icecream. Chocolate icecream is good - I just happen to prefer strawberry (with vanilla ripples and cashews). Eliza is good, but I prefer Amber, or Aly (or both - why have a stingy fantasy?)

Simul astus et dentibus utor.
(I use my cunning and my teeth simultaneously.)

[gypsyfoot]

What I want to know is who will grab the Wednesday daily thread?
Will it be one of us spoiler frees' ready to party? Will it be one of the spoiled, with the weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth because it would have been better had they been surprised?

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Willow smiles and Tara blows out the candle!

[Scarecrow]

Once upon a time I was a happy spoiler free young person and it was wonderful. It's so much better when you don't know whats coming yet sadly I lack will power (but love Wil power) so I am a spoiler filled freak. Alas.

*catches pair of flying panties*

Heh, it's a free world.

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"Liberate tutemet ex inferis"

"She's my everything"

"It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches; it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees"

"Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority"
- 2nd Doctor

"For some people small beautiful events are what life is all about"
- 5th Doctor

"We all have a Universe of our own terrors to face"
- 7th Doctor