You know guys things around here are really going to have to... stay the same.
*Jumps onto the trampoline with a can of squirty cream and baby oil*
Katharyn
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You hear that baby?
by Katharyn » Wed Mar 13, 2002 12:05 pm
You know guys things around here are really going to have to... stay the same.
*Jumps onto the trampoline with a can of squirty cream and baby oil*
Katharyn
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You hear that baby?
by wolfwife » Wed Mar 13, 2002 12:21 pm
Wolfie darling, a very brave and noble attempt at flight... I'm proud of you, truly. But do you not feel that the oil would have been a more suitable lubricant than the cream?? hmm??
*Wonders round to the business end of the cannon muttering 'I dunno, who'd be a wolfwife' and pours in oil-a-plenty!*
Come on out sweetie, let me rub it better
S
by La » Wed Mar 13, 2002 4:56 pm
*La runs up to the top of the fall, jumps in and happily slides down the smooth rock, leaving a trail of whipped cream behind her*
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~La
"No good sittin' worryin' abou' it. What's comin' will
come, an' we'll meet it when it does."
~Hagrid, from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire".
by Wolfie » Thu Mar 14, 2002 1:24 am
Actually, the water slide looks like a giggle.
Last one up there has to peel the fruit for the fruit salad!
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I am the sunlight on the sides of houses.
by Charlie » Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:58 am
Giant Space Hoppers!!!
The expedition, or expotition, to find the North Pole will commence just as soon as we all get bored of oily trampolining and creamy sliding (which, I suspect, may be never). We will be the first people ever to bounce to the North Pole on space hoppers. And they say being unspoiled is dull...
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“You’re my wife now…” Papa Lazarou
-The League of Gentlemen
by Katharyn » Thu Mar 14, 2002 11:22 am
quote:
Originally posted by Wolfie:
Last one up there has to peel the fruit for the fruit salad!
Peel the fruit?
Fruit salad?
You actually want to EAT the fruit?... Didn'y your mama tell you what the fruit was for...?
*slaps forehead* Eat the fruit, that's a good one! HAHAHA!
Katharyn
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You hear that baby?
by wolfwife » Thu Mar 14, 2002 12:00 pm
um...er...mmm
can I play on both??
*grabs the nearest space hopper and proceds to bounce in an uncontrolled fashion towards the water slide*... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
by La » Thu Mar 14, 2002 8:28 pm
Oooh! I thought up a new use for the fruit! *grabs a mango, a banana, and some of that potato alcohol she swiped from the ship and blends it all in the electric blender she also swiped from the ship, being sure not to pull on the extension cord that is still attached to the ship, and makes a cool blended fruit drink*
free fruity drinks for everyone!!
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~La
"No good sittin' worryin' abou' it. What's comin' will
come, an' we'll meet it when it does."
~Hagrid, from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire".
by Forrister » Thu Mar 14, 2002 10:34 pm
I have slung my hammock here under the palm trees where I can watch the crew cavort and play in the tropical sunshine. Those dancing girls at the last port of call fair wore me out so I intend to laze away the days here. I'll have one or two (dozen) naps, eat fruit and cucumber sandwiches, watch the oiled bodies, and generally enjoy a rest cure.
I hereby appoint First Lieutenant Wolfie and First Mate Katharyn in temporary charge of the ship. Wolfie can keep the fun happening and the crew amused while Katharyn can . . . . do whatever it is she does with fruit, oil, and those odd restraints that she hides under the bed in the brig.
All I ask is that you wave at me every now and then, send the occasional hug (gentle groping is optional), and remember that if the ship weighs anchor while I am taking a nap to make sure you don't leave me here on this island. (I expect Katharyn will tuck me in down in the brig.)
Have fun and remember that I will be watching you (in between bouts of dreaming about Amber wearing grass skirt and a smile.)
Bono animo es!
(Don't worry be happy!)
by Cicca » Thu Mar 14, 2002 10:48 pm
*wondering how big Forrister's hammock is*
*wondering how forward it is to share a hammock with a stranger*
*wondering if spoiler-free kitties are strangers anyway*
*getting dizzy from all the wondering and falling down in a fruity tropical drink heap*
Did someone say Amber, grass skirt, and smile?
oooh...
*hic*
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Prepare To Stop When Amber Flashing
by La » Thu Mar 14, 2002 11:21 pm
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~La
"No good sittin' worryin' abou' it. What's comin' will
come, an' we'll meet it when it does."
~Hagrid, from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire".
by Wolfie » Fri Mar 15, 2002 2:12 am
*Waves at the Captain, then sneaks up and hugs very gently*
*Snaps to attention (need the epaulettes for full effect, but I think, what with all the oil and whipped cream, they might fall off)*
Permission to set Space Hoppers as the official mode of transport for the island, First Mate?
Who needs cars, when you've got Space Hoppers?
*Orders two naked and oiled dancing girls to stand over the Captain, and fan her with large palm fronds*
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I am the sunlight on the sides of houses.
by wiltar » Fri Mar 15, 2002 6:37 am
Just stopping by to tell you all how much I admire you... at least you all have the power to stay spoiler-free. So two big thumbs up for you guys/girls!!!!
Patricia
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"What are they looking at?"
"The hotness of you, doofus!"
by Katharyn » Fri Mar 15, 2002 12:18 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Wolfie:Permission to set Space Hoppers as the official mode of transport for the island, First Mate?
Naturally.... the only proviso is that all use of spacehoppers shall be oiled and naked...
So it is written... so shall it be.
*Goes over to give the Captain a peck on the cheek.* Take care sweets.
Katharyn
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You hear that baby?
by Cicca » Fri Mar 15, 2002 2:18 pm
Who needs a refill?
*plunking a foot-long straw in a bucket*
Spoiler thread? What's that? I'll stay here on this island thanks! Temptation? Pshaw!
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Prepare To Stop When Amber Flashing
by supermus » Fri Mar 15, 2002 4:22 pm
I've decided to quit spoilers for the rest of the season. Toast to me joining you in full-blown spoiler-freeness!
Full-blown, hee hee hee.
by Cicca » Fri Mar 15, 2002 6:31 pm
by Katharyn » Sat Mar 16, 2002 12:07 am
quote:
Originally posted by supermus:
I've decided to quit spoilers for the rest of the season. Toast to me joining you in full-blown spoiler-freeness!
Welcome Supermus! I know exactly what you mean... Be advised that the ever popular Spoiler Buses can't get to the island so as you will note above all transport is naked, oiled up and on space hoppers. At least until the ship sets sail again.
*Promotes Supermus to ensign for valiant escapage from the Spoiler Thread and presents the oil and spacehopper necessary.*
*Orders a change of shift of dancing girls fanning the Captain*
BTW First Lieutenant Wolfie... where did we find this huge cache of space hoppers anyway? Do they belong to the dancing girls?
I would ask them but they don't seem to understand me...
Katharyn
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You hear that baby?
by xita » Sat Mar 16, 2002 12:42 am
Enjoy!
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