12-Question Kitty Sex-Amination

[Beautiful Tara's Girl]

1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?

New Orleans. Sorry, I'm boring.

2. Will you push a guy around in bed?

Yes. I'm a dominant.

3. Does size matter?

To an extent. I went from a mightily endowed guy to a "you should be so embarrassed" one in two months last year. Both were a little unpleasant. Two extremes, and I gotta say, it's mostly enthusiasm and consideration that counts.

4. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Receiving. Well duh.

5. Have you ever had a one-night stand?

Yup. Ask me about New Orleans. I dare you.

6. What's your fave part of your body?

Honestly? I think I've got a sexy back. It's all nice and smooth and begging to be massaged.

7. Are you into sex toys or getting adventurous in bed?

Yes and yes. Loooooove the toys. As for adventurous, one time my ex and I got bored and just went through the Kama Sutra. In a day and a half. Best damn night of my life.

8. Was your first time everything you thought it would be?

Yes. And more.

9. Are you turned on by talking dirty in bed?

Only when I do it. Guys aren't really good at that sort of thing - at least the ones I've known. I tend to want their mouths to be too busy to talk, though.

10. What's your view of porn?

Frequent.

11. Have you had an embarrassing sexual moment on the scale of the guy getting caught violating a pie in American Pie?

No. Thank God.

12. Finally, do you consider yourself good in bed?

I better be. I've had no complaints. Actually, I've got a guy driving 800 miles to come see me next month, so I must have SOMETHING going on.

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"What part of punching you in the face didn't you understand?" -Buffy

[Gadget]

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Originally posted by tommo:
Wow. Not many one nighters here. And the ones that have seem to be kind of ashamed. I mean, damn, I'm proud of my one nighters. One of them turned out to be a whole weekend...anyway, I'm loving these answers. Heh heh. Continue!

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Yeah tommo I fell like a deadly slut ... just to add more info on one niters ...some of them I don't remember their names or maybe I ever knew their name

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[tommo]

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Originally posted by Gadget:
Yeah tommo I fell like a deadly slut ... just to add more info on one niters ...some of them I don't remember their names or maybe I ever knew their name...

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Go Gadget! I think once in your life everyone has to do something like that. I seem to remember having quite a session with someone once and I didn't even know them from Adam (not the cybernetic scary creature, natch). And it's odd to be having sex whilst 'Mary Poppins' is on the tv.

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"She looked across at Willow, whose face was filled with light. She had never felt so calm and happy, and strong..." ~ Unseen: Door To Alternityquote:

[DISASTERAREA]

K, thats a film I'll never be able to watch again...in fact that film actually kinda scared me

[Gadget]

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Originally posted by tommo:
Go Gadget! I think once in your life everyone has to do something like that. I seem to remember having quite a session with someone once and I didn't even know them from Adam (not the cybernetic scary creature, natch). And it's odd to be having sex whilst 'Mary Poppins' is on the tv.

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I dunno Mary Poppins = Julie .. well yeah then again it would be weird .. a little off putting I would imagine .. its all those great songs

Singing * A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down*

Do i need to say morequote:

[tommo]

Uh...no Gadget. No more needs to be said. Needless to say though, I didn't get much opportunity to talk at all...

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"She looked across at Willow, whose face was filled with light. She had never felt so calm and happy, and strong..." ~ Unseen: Door To Alternity

[Wolfix]

1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?

wild... well... weird: the bunk opposite my best friend (who was *soundly* asleep) on the ferry to from Victoria to Tasmania. Or on the bus from Sydney to Victoria (that was one hell of a good trip south. LOL!)

2. Will you push a guy/girl around in bed?

Yeah if it's called for.

3. Does size matter? (free to interpretation)

No. Not if you're in love.

4. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Born to give it. Funny, I though most ppl would prefer to receive, but I guess giving is a power trip.

5. Have you ever had a one-night stand?

No. I don't think I'm the type.

6. What's your fave part of your body?

*shrug* I have big issues with my body. (being a teenager and all) I guess my face. [edited to say:] NO! My tongue. I have great control over it, prolly moreso than any other muscle in my body I can do all these cool thinks with it, like that clover leaf thing. It's pretty long too. And it feels good... Ok I'll shut up now.

7. Are you into sex toys or getting adventurous in bed?

Yeah baby! Bondage fun!! Toys... never tried but always wanted to.

8. Was your first time everything you thought it would be?

Well it was more of a progression leading up to my 1st time, it wasn't really a specific instance... but the lead up and the point where you may call it a "1st time" were fantastic! But I didn't have any expectations at all, so I can't really say if it was "better".

9. Are you turned on by talking dirty in bed?

Yeah, but as Len said, at some point it just gets cheesy.

10. What's your view of porn?

My experiences of porn have been for drinking game purposes in the company of a large, very drunk crowd. Also note that the porn in question was classic porn: Debbie Does Dallas and Deep Throat. So, in two words, FUCKING FUNNY!

11. Have you had an embarrassing sexual moment on the scale of the guy getting caught violating a pie in American Pie?

If you count falling asleep in a compromising position with no covers and being woken up (in that same position) by your mother... yes! It was only embarrassing because my mum is so pro-masturbation that she encourages me constantly. Just leave me alone, damnit, Ma!

12. Finally, do you consider yourself good in bed?

Hell yeah! But I doubt I'd be alerted to the fact in the case that I wasn't good in bed. People go out of their way to be polite to me. Honesty is often sacrificed. Let's just say that I'd fuck me in an instant!

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Pen the Sexgod

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And now I comment on amusing posts... I gotta do this separately coz it's unrelated to my last post. Forgive me, Mods!

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Xita:
6. What's your fave part of your body?
Ok, I lied , really it's my clit

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I didn't see what you posted b4, so this cracked me up! She's honest, folks! I can totally see your point, Xita

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Gadget:
1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?
Toilets at Sydney Mardi Gras like everyone else thats ever been there

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Ok, I been there 3 times, but never experienced that. For crying out loud, they're PORTALOOS!!! Come to think of it I can't remember ever getting any the night of Mardi Gras. What's the deal there?? I went w/my gf one year too... *feels very ripped off*

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Judy:
1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?Dressing room at Victoria's Secret.

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Non-sex, Me: Foreplay in a Grace Bros. changing room. They're so huge - how could we not?? We even tried on ridiculously awful underwear for the occasion. That was great!

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Pen the commentator

You're forgiven, but your post has been edited together anyway.

[This message has been edited by WillTara (edited July 26, 2001).]Pen the Sexgodquote:quote:quote:

[rocketdyke]

oh my god, i am so jealous that judy had sex in the victoria secret dressing room!!!! i have always totally wanted to do that. man, i have to find some nice willing cutie who wants to try on a garter belt for me...

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As far as I can tell, they don't even bother to take their clothes off -- it's just two women sitting around Utopia, being gay.

[tommo]

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Originally posted by Wolfix:
It was only embarrassing because my mum is so pro-masturbation that she encourages me constantly. Just leave me alone, damnit, Ma!

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Oh to have your mother. My god. I had to read this three times before it sunk in. Wow.

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"She looked across at Willow, whose face was filled with light. She had never felt so calm and happy, and strong..." ~ Unseen: Door To Alternityquote:

[Wolfix]

I remember once I was chatting to a friend on ICQ (about 4 yrs ago) about not having had sex and so never having orgasmed (end of another conversation) and my mum was reading over my shoulder. I didn't know till it was too late. Then she said "You know, Nellie [that's my nickname] you can have an orgasm on your own..." and smiled cheekily. I almost spewed. I appreciatedthe thought and support, but typically was embarassed all the same.

Good to know she's still into sex and masturbation at 55!

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Pen the Drummer loves you. You may also note that Jesus loves you.
"The rocks! The rocks! Make them stop! Make the rocks stop!"

[Chance]

MMmm... this is entertaining.

1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?

Mmm... probably some random front stoop at around four in the morning. We did bring the paper up for them, tho. (used it as a pillow)

2. Will you push a guy/girl around in bed?

If they ask, I'll pretty much do anything they want. I'm all into giving.

3. Does size matter? (free to interpretation)

Not really. I think it's hangups that really effect people's performances. You have to be comfortable with yourself first.

4. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Giving. There's alot of fun in giving to a willing receiver.

5. Have you ever had a one-night stand?

Sure. *shrugs* It was consensual, it was a good time. I enjoyed it.

6. What's your fave part of your body?

Mmm... definitely my eyes.

7. Are you into sex toys or getting adventurous in bed?

I'll try anything twice.

8. Was your first time everything you thought it would be?

With a woman? Yes. I had a lover who I cared very much for, and she took very good care of me.

My first guy was a little unexpected and not that incredible, but it wasn't unpleasant.

9. Are you turned on by talking dirty in bed?

Not particularly. I'd rather actually feel, or see how excited they are... hear the natural responses to pleasure... But I'm not opposed. See question 7.

10. What's your view of porn?

I personally think it's a joke, but that's just me. I have no real problems with it. I'll watch it. I have yet to find porn that really excites me tho.

11. Have you had an embarrassing sexual moment on the scale of the guy getting caught violating a pie in American Pie?

Mmmm... well, I don't know if this counts: I was def. in the process of going down on my ex, and her Mom totally opened the door and caught her daughter mid-O. Really didn't bother me too much. Think it embarassed them much more. She should have knocked. *shrugs*

12. Finally, do you consider yourself good in bed?

*shrugs* I hope so. I mean, I'm pretty much in love with pleasuring others, so I would imagine I'm decent. And, tho it's cliche, I've never had a complaint. I'm still young, tho. We'll see.

-Chance

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"Warren Beatty [has] had sex with 40,000 women. If that's not a role model for lesbians I don't know what is."
-Lea DeLaria

[Arwen]

Oh my goddess, I haven't laughed so much in a very long time...anyway, here goes.

1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?

In a row boat out in the middle of a pond. No splinters, but yes, you CAN make the boat flip...hee hee..

2. Will you push a guy/girl around in bed?

I don't know if I could or not, probably not.

3. Does size matter?

Nope.

4. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Both

5. Have you ever had a one-night stand?

Nope

6. What's your fave part of your body?

My eyes, and my toes. Don't ask.

7. Are you into sex toys or getting adventurous in bed?

Sure.

8. Was your first time everything you thought it would be?

It was nice.

9. Are you turned on by talking dirty in bed?

If the mood is right...and I haven't had too much wine, cuz then I giggle.

10. What's your view of porn?

I don't really have too much of a view on it either way. Though, I know I'll never watch it at 2 in the morning surrounded by friends and my sister ever again after one of her gigs, while eating salad COVERED in cucumber salad dressing. I've never been able to look at it the same way since. *g*

11. Have you had an embarrassing sexual moment on the scale of the guy getting caught violating a pie in American Pie?

No, whew, thank goodness. ALMOST, but thank gawds it didn't happen. *cringing and shuddering while I think of the reactions it would have caused*

12. Finally, do you consider yourself good in bed?

Only if my partner is happy and sleepy when all is said in done.
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"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens."

-Gimli, from Tolkien’s ‘The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King’

[Kiwiccan]

The one place I haave always wanted to have sex is on top of a mountain on a flat rock, no trees just open sky. Has anyone every come close to this setting?

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Keeper of my own insanity
"I love being a girl, having a girl.." ~as sung by Amber Benson in the UK

[GODisTigger]

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Originally posted by Arwen:
1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?

In a row boat out in the middle of a pond. No splinters, but yes, you CAN make the boat flip...hee hee..

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If you don't flip the boat, you are doing something wrong. Just kidding, of course.

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[geekgod]

1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?
Hmmm... classroom, the movies, no probably on my friends couch while 6 of my close friends were sleeping on the floor (at least i hope they were sound asleep...)
2. Will you push a guy/girl around in bed?
i dunno, i guess if they wanted.
3. Does size matter? (free to interpretation)
nope.
4. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
giving, not that i'm against recieving.
5. Have you ever had a one-night stand?
nope
6. What's your fave part of your body?
idunno.... my lips/mouth i guess.
7. Are you into sex toys or getting adventurous in bed?
to an extent.
8. Was your first time everything you thought it would be?
yes
9. Are you turned on by talking dirty in bed?
no time for talk.
10. What's your view of porn?
i think they're cheesy and funny.
11. Have you had an embarrassing sexual moment on the scale of the guy getting caught violating a pie in American Pie?
nope
12. Finally, do you consider yourself good in bed?
my girlfriend thinks so.

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willow: "i don't get wild, wild on me equals 'spaz'"

"That's my girl"

[Willowmere]

1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?
At the back of a bus. Which is fun until you get caught.

2. Will you push a guy/girl around in bed?
I will as soon as my black leather catsuit gets back from the dry cleaners.

3. Does size matter? (free to interpretation)
Only in childbirth and kidney stones!

4. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
As at Christmastime, it is both polite and joyful to give as one gets.

5. Have you ever had a one-night stand?
No, I have two nightstands. One on either side of my bed.

6. What's your fave part of your body?
My mind.

7. Are you into sex toys or getting adventurous in bed?
Oh sorry, what was that? I was too busy hanging my rubber swing.

8. Was your first time everything you thought it would be?
I didn't really have my hopes up in the first place.

9. Are you turned on by talking dirty in bed?
When I am sweaty and writhing next to my partner's naked body, nothing turns me o n more than when she puts her lips next to my ear and whispers; " turn my top soil into mud, you well-packed bag of mulch!"

10. What's your view of porn?
Very good, from where I am sitting.

11. Have you had an embarrassing sexual moment on the scale of the guy getting caught violating a pie in American Pie?
Uh, see number 1.

12. Finally, do you consider yourself good in bed?
No. I am very, very naughty.

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Dear God, Madge, you're drunk as a lemur! And you're drooling all over your 'Material Girl' t-shirt.
- Mister Wallaby

Loving LezWitch, 24/7 since 1999.

[tommo]

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Originally posted by Willowmere:
I will as soon as my black leather catsuit gets back from the dry cleaners.

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You get yours dry cleaned then? See, I was wondering about that. If only they'd make them with wipe-clean surfaces...

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"She looked across at Willow, whose face was filled with light. She had never felt so calm and happy, and strong..." ~ Unseen: Door To Alternityquote:

[MidgetFishy]

1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?
Umm... a shower. In a summer camp cabin full of 15 other people.

2. Will you push a guy/girl around in bed?
hell yeah! Pusher, pushee, it's all good.

3. Does size matter? (free to interpretation)
I prefer people who are short and little, like me. Big people can be scary. I had to convince myself to stop liking a girl once because she was too tall and that was scary.

4. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
giving

5. Have you ever had a one-night stand?
No, but I did have a very stupid fling once that made me want to throw myself down a well. Does that count?

6. What's your fave part of your body?
My stomach

7. Are you into sex toys or getting adventurous in bed?
Sure, why the hell not.

8. Was your first time everything you thought it would be?
No, I wasn't too fond of the person.

9. Are you turned on by talking dirty in bed?
Only occasionally. I find it a bit silly.

10. What's your view of porn?
Also a bit silly

11. Have you had an embarrassing sexual moment on the scale of the guy getting caught violating a pie in American Pie?
No, i'm boring.

12. Finally, do you consider yourself good in bed?
I'd like to pretend I'm modest, but I'm not. I consider myself pretty damn ok. In truth, I'm probably average. But then, what is "good" and "bad" ... it really depends on who you're with.

[Rat]

Wolfix, I know how you feel - I was on a bloomin' FLOAT and I didn't get any!!

[doobie]

Golly, this is a rather amusing little thread now isn't it?

1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?
Ummm...in my high school toilets...which i guess sounds pretty tame, but it was a private catholic girls school...

2. Will you push a guy/girl around in bed?

Probably not...

3. Does size matter?

No. Not really...unless, what size are we talking about here? Because i don't really like skinny girls...but i don't think that's the type of size they're talking about.

4. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Receiving...not to say that i don't like giving...but you know....

5. Have you ever had a one-night stand?

No.

6. What's your fave part of your body?

My breasts i guess....

7. Are you into sex toys or getting adventurous in bed?

A little maybe

8. Was your first time everything you thought it would be?

It was nice...kinda crazy...we were both virgins so really had no idea what we were doing...

9. Are you turned on by talking dirty in bed?

I'd probably start cackling to much for it to be a turn on

10. What's your view of porn?

I don't really like it...most of the time i just feel sorry for the actress (or actresses) doing it.

11. Have you had an embarrassing sexual moment on the scale of the guy getting caught violating a pie in American Pie?

Not really on the scale....

12. Finally, do you consider yourself good in bed?

I guess so...i've been told so...but it really depends for me on the chemistry i have with my partner...

[Gadget]

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Originally posted by Rat:

Dude, those toilets were GROSS!!!!

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Rat yes they are but I was visually and emotionally and sexually enhanced so I didn't notice .. the stands in the Horden are also very handy

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[Rat]

OK, I'm going to try this again. Sorry if it turn out all funny.

1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?

In a bed. Pretty lame. But came close to it in the back seat of a car. I was being driven home and was playing with the guy a bit and he said, "RIGHT!" and pulled the car into a back-street. Heehee.

2. Will you push a guy/girl around in bed?
I don't know. I like being pushed, but I've not yet to confidence to be the pusher (despite being asked... I was too shy!).

3. Does size matter? (free to interpretation)
Yes. A large imagination. and stamina.

4. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
Both. Receiving is good, but I adore getting reactions out of people.

5. Have you ever had a one-night stand?
Not technically. It seemed like a weekly arrangement. *L*

6. What's your fave part of your body?
My back. Scratch it nice.

7. Are you into sex toys or getting adventurous in bed?
Been asked to wear school uniform (Catholic Girls' School, o'course).... but didn't have it on me. If there's a next time...

8. Was your first time everything you thought it would be?
Hell no. My first time was in a threesome with two good friends, a guy and a girl. but I've not had sex with anybody else apart from them. (*imagines ex-boyfriend* THANK GOD!)

9. Are you turned on by talking dirty in bed?
It's not really my thing, but I think it has it's place.

10. What's your view of porn?
A bit silly, but I've never really seen anything good.

11. Have you had an embarrassing sexual moment on the scale of the guy getting caught violating a pie in American Pie?

Nah. But there was one embarrassing thing, where the poor guy er... finished before I started. He couldn't help it though, he tried valiently. I'm big with the respect.

12. Finally, do you consider yourself good in bed?
I don't know. We're low on the self-esteem thing here, but I've been told so. Shaaa.... *blushes*

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Foo, bunny. Poing.

In Search of Felix.
- http://rain.voidembraced.net/felix/ -

[tommo]

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Originally posted by doobie:
1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?
Ummm...in my high school toilets...which i guess sounds pretty tame, but it was a private catholic girls school...

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*faints*

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"She looked across at Willow, whose face was filled with light. She had never felt so calm and happy, and strong..." ~ Unseen: Door To Alternityquote:

[Banshee]

1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex? The wildest place was probably a moving car..or the bathroom of this dyke bar in Philly.

2. Will you push a guy/girl around in bed? Will definately be the more agressive one.

3. Does size matter? (free to interpretation)
No.
4. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Giving.

5. Have you ever had a one-night stand?
Yes.

6. What's your fave part of your body?
My nipples(god love those rings) and my mouth.

7. Are you into sex toys or getting adventurous in bed?
Yes..have them..use them..

8. Was your first time everything you thought it would be? With a guy--definately not. With a girl--definately.

9. Are you turned on by talking dirty in bed?
Just as long as they don't get all "Red Shoe Diaries" on me.

10. What's your view of porn?
My view is usually from the bed.. but, I have nothing wrong w/it.

11. Have you had an embarrassing sexual moment on the scale of the guy getting caught violating a pie in American Pie?
No.

12. Finally, do you consider yourself good in bed?

With out a doubt..yes.

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*~*~*~*~* I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out. And I don't sleep on a bed of bones *~*~*~*~*

[eViL^SkAnKy^HeAtHeR]

1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex? I have a thing for bathrooms.

2. Will you push a guy/girl around in bed? I like to be pushed around.

3. Does size matter? (free to interpretation) people have 4 fingers..per hand

4. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Both

5. Have you ever had a one-night stand? yeah, fun is fun. Why get all huffy about it.

6. What's your fave part of your body? tongue

7. Are you into sex toys or getting adventurous in bed? Why in bed, that’s not particularly adventurous..

8. Was your first time everything you thought it would be? Sucked, boys are gross. Much much much more fun with a girl.

9. Are you turned on by talking dirty in bed? I can think of more productive things to be doing with ur mouth.

10. What's your view of porn? I like the effect it has on people

11. Have you had an embarrassing sexual moment on the scale of the guy getting caught violating a pie in American Pie? yes.. I was ‘watching tv’ with a ‘close friend of mine’ and some of my gayboys… anyway one of them jumped on us at a rather interesting moment and err ow!

12. Finally, do you consider yourself good in bed? If somehow I got the chance to meet an alternate universe version of myself, Id sleep with her in a second.

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[de-caff2]

1. in the bathroom of a bar & in the park near a strongly frequented subway station in vienna (at night)
2. no
3. no
4. both
5. sadly - no
6. nipples, clit, neck
7. yes, but my lovers so far (3) never let me live out my adventurous side
8. no; it was with a guy (not the bad part), we were both virgins and we both didn't quite know our way 'round (in my defense: he had an orgasm, i didn't).
9. no
10. some are fun to watch, most are crap
11. i had sex with my then g.f. and we later found out that the whole time my mum had been sitting just outside the bedroom in the livingroom and reading - she never said a word, though.
12. yes, although i think, i lack experience (but i pick up fast )

de-caff2

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[Wolfix]

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Originally posted by MidgetFishy:
1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?
Umm... a shower. In a summer camp cabin full of 15 other people.

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Been there done that.
It was really hard to get both of us out of the shower cubicle without being seen together. We hadda keep watch of the door.

Also, under a blanket in the middle of a crowded room. Heheheheheh my friends were making jokes about it but they didn't know it really was happening! HA!

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Originally posted by eViL^SkAnKy^HeAtHeR:
3. Does size matter? (free to interpretation) people have 4 fingers..

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Actually I have 8 fingers...
And two thumbs.
What were you thinking, dude??

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Pen the Drummer loves you. You may also note that Jesus loves you.
"The rocks! The rocks! Make them stop! Make the rocks stop!"

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[drlloyd11]

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Originally posted by xita:
1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?

besides the campenelle in Berkeley or at the movie theater watching beauty and the beast.

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Beauty and the Beast! Me too! Oh wait, that wasn't you was it?
-shudder-

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[Dr.G]

LOL drlloyd! Just checking though, we are talking about Beauty and the Beast, the animated feature film by Disney for the little kiddies right?
It is one of my favourite movies, but I am not sure I will ever look at it the same way again. Oh those poor Parents Television Council people would have a cow if they read this.

[xita]

drlloyd, were you in the bay area in the early nineties?