A limerick thread

[AutumnT]

Tara served as the anchor to her spell
Willow burst with feeling as she fell
The girls sweated and panted
long after they had chanted
To insure Tara had arrived just as well

[Warduke]

God Autumn, you are full of smut...I love it

[AutumnT]

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Originally posted by Warduke:
God Autumn, you are full of smut...I love it

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smut??? These are totally innocent. You must be reading things into them.

In season four Willow stopped driving stick
She discovered that she much preferred chick
Her decision was simplistic
and cunning was her linguistic
And Tara glowed from every new trick

Autumn
Pure as the driven snow

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[tommo]

Give in to the smut, Autumn T. You know you wanna.

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"Bitter, party of one. Bitter, party of one." she muttered... ~ Four Months After by Capt. Murdock

[Dr.G]

Oh goodie! I have finally found a new kitten to stalk.
*tosses Shazza, Warduke, Roxton, Tommo, Xita, April, SciFiAcid and Puff aside.

All yours now Autumn.

Have you ever been to chat? I do not go there a lot these days. I may have missed you, if not, you should. Heh heh, smut the place up some *more*.

These are fanstastic.

[AutumnT]

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Originally posted by Dr.G:
Have you ever been to chat? I do not go there a lot these days. I may have missed you, if not, you should. Heh heh, smut the place up some *more*

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I have not been to chat, not even sure where or when it is. And again with the smut accusations! People! These are just innocent rhymes. There must be some dirty minds here.

Willow was best friend to the slayer
But for Tara she peeled off each layer
She laid herself bare
hardly coming up for air
Now really, could she be any gayer?

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[tommo]

Right Garfield. I was holding back in a certain fic where you were written in. Now the gloves are off. Take no prisoners. Humph.

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"Bitter, party of one. Bitter, party of one." she muttered... ~ Four Months After by Capt. Murdock

[Warduke]

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Originally posted by AutumnT:

Autumn
Pure as the driven snow

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Are you sure that shouldn't be (to quote Spike)...impure as the driven yellow snow?

And Garfield is right (even though it's sickening to see him prostitute himself like this) you would really love chat, you’d fit right in
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[Scout]

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Originally posted by AutumnT:
There must be some dirty minds here.

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Now there's an understatement if I've ever heard one!

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Willow was best friend to the slayer
But for Tara she peeled off each layer
She laid herself bare
hardly coming up for air
Now really, could she be any gayer?

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Bless you, Autumn. There's a sexuality thread I'd love to put that in.

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[tommo]

Oh yes Scout. I'm right behind you there. Um...in a cyber way...oh wait...dammit...I'm digging myself deeper here...

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"Bitter, party of one. Bitter, party of one." she muttered... ~ Four Months After by Capt. Murdock

[xita]

lol scout and brilliant autumn! no air for our dear willow!

[AutumnT]

This one is for the butt shot people.

There once was a blonde lesbian
who despite powers couldn't portend
that one so hyperactive
would find her so attractive
and spend hours admiring her rear end

But to Willow who used to just hack
there was nothing quite like Tara's back
But it couldn't be denied
that it was tough to decide
between ogling that butt or her rack

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[Dr.G]

People I think we hit a gold mine. I am feeling pretty pleased with myself for having played part in encouraging Autumn to start this thread. Yes, it was all my doing, as is the case with all good things in life, it is always about *me*. Feel free to thank me.

Anyway, to further prostitute myself, Autumn, should you ever want to take a looksie, at the top of the board in teeny tiny letters you can find the sacred path to the Kitten Board smutroom. Your limericks are required reading there now.

[Blixxt]

I just gotta say I love this thread. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[AutumnT]

Flattery will get you everywhere. Twice. Now for something at least a little seasonal. You try rhyming menorah. It ain't easy I tell ya.

Candles flickered on the festival menorah
In two hearts their love was a plethora
It was a night of celebration
and awestruck sensation
As bodies joined to create a new aura

[Pixie-Muso]

Oh gosh these are great Autumn! Keep them limercks coming!

*Shakes her head and wonders if that may have a double meaning*

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"...the hardest thing in this world is to live in it..."
~Buffy, The Gift.

[Daniel42]

"In season four Willow stopped driving stick
She discovered that she much preferred chick
Her decision was simplistic
and cunning was her linguistic
And Tara glowed from every new trick"

ROTF LMAO!!!!

[AutumnT]

And now, Tabula Rasa limericks. Because I can.

The cards revealed that each was a student
but the emotion was both strong and fluent
like moths to the flame
their eyes showed no shame
and minds strayed to things quite imprudent

With my memories awry and mind skewered
I fell upon the beauty in the sewer
No wonder I think I'm kinda gay
Because with her leg pressed this way
All I really want is to do her

The sexy red head was all I thought of
And suddenly she was right there above
We landed with a thud
and now there's a flood
And all I want to do is make love

[Pixie-Muso]

How do you think these up Autumn? Keep goin' with them!

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"...the hardest thing in this world is to live in it..."
~Buffy, The Gift.

[miss_spangles]

I don't know how you're coming up with these Autumn but I'm really glad that you are! I'm loving these! (particularly liked the tabula rasa one - sigh, that was a great scene!)

[cachaco]

ok, people, stay focused, we have to keep feeding Autumn praise and tummy-rubs so she keeps dishing out the limericks...she's just warming up now, venturing into multi-stanza goodness...that tabula rasa one was excellent!

thanks, Autumn, these are too, too good!
now i'm extra bummed that i'll be sans kitten board for a week while away for the holidays...but i look forward to a stockingful of smutty limerick goodness upon my return!

merry x-mas everyone!

[AutumnT]

"Do me" she smiled holding out her hand
palm reading was the last thing I'd planned
for my mind it did linger
on the skill of each finger
and the feeling they'd made me understand

Willowhand was a thing of true grace
here in my hand or in some other place
It ruled my skin
both without and within
and knew just when to pick up the pace

[Warduke]

Ah yes, the power of the Willowhand and the smutty power of Autumn's limericks, a deadly, or should I say horny, combination

[AutumnT]

"No snuggles?" she enquired with a pout
and that was when studying lost out
For Willow was her vixen
and there was something betwixt them
that was in many ways the opposite of drought

[Pixie-Muso]

*applauds Autumn*

Love those "WillowHand" and "Family" ones Autumn! Encore! Encore!

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"...the hardest thing in this world is to live in it..."
~Buffy, The Gift.

[jitterbug]

I LOVE these limericks!! You should publish them in a book or something;they're great!

[Dr.G]

Well, I am copying all of these into a new folder. I love the Willowhand one. Oh yeah, that was what Tara was thinking alright when she gave Willow *that* smile.

[willow420]

There once was a witch named Willow.
By Tara's side she always would follow.
Their love was so strong,
it made life a song,
and now there's no need for the schlong.

I couldn't resist. It just fit so well.

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A.K.A. Liz
"What the frilly heck was that?" Willow in After Life

[AutumnT]

There once was a Miss Kitty fantastic
who was witness to events enthusiastic
It always started with a kiss
and then moved to sheer bliss
and soon it became downright gymnastic

[xita]

Oh autumn you've inspired others, schlong , haha,

and I have always thought willow could have been a gymnast , she has some nice aerial maneuvers.

[This message has been edited by xita (edited December 23, 2001).]