A limerick thread

[Charlie]

"Dear Tara was an excellent cook
She could heat up her girl with one look
She knew Willow's favorite meal
and just how it made her feel
So she freed it with a simple unhook"

Haven't... stopped... laughing... yet!

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‘When she lowers her eyes she seems to hold all the beauty in the world between her eyelids; when she raises them I see only myself in her gaze.’
- Natalie Clifford Barney

[AutumnT]

Tara enjoys wrestling with her thumb
she can beat you and leave your hand numb
see her hands are quite spry
that Willow won't deny
to their skill she does often succumb

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Autumn

I'm just taking stuff and not paying for it. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?

[Pixie-Muso]

lol. Autumn, you're a classic!

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"...the hardest thing in this world is to live in it..."
~Buffy, The Gift.

[AutumnT]

Her Tara always made a mean pancake
both funny shapes and rounds she could make
but when it came to mounds
dear Willow preferred rounds
and planned to after breakfast partake

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Autumn

I'm just taking stuff and not paying for it. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?

[Kiwiccan]

AutumnT this makes me hungry for a short stack.

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Paula
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May the Amber Force be with you.
Keeper of my own insanity

[AutumnT]

Not as funny or um you know, but now there is hope.

Willow again adjusted her blouse
knowing Tara would be at the house
she said "finey Mcfine"
No Not "great" 'til your mine
and hoped for a future as her spouse

Tara arrived complete with a gift
feeling nervous and somewhat adrift
but what helped her to cope
was a heart filled with hope
that time would heal the hurt and the rift

With pressure to succumb all around
Willow with courage stood her ground
Tara saw her plight
and joined her in the fight
in that moment hope again was found

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.

[xita]

That one was great and it wasn't even naughty. Sigh.

[AutumnT]

Hopefully we'll get naughty again soon Xita. I'm dying for some naughty inspiration, but I'll take hope at this point.

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.

[Scout]

Wow Autumn, that was just beautiful. Summed up the feelings of the whole ep in just a few lines. Wonderful!

[cachaco]

Yay Autumn, thanks for that, it was lovely! Glad to see you inspired again, hopefully upcoming goodness will bring even further inspiration...

[SJ]

Posting this here as I can't find the OMWF song thread feel free to move this.
To the tune of "I'll Never Tell".

T: This power she's got
it frightens me a lot
even though she's really hot
I've got to leave

W: Oh no don't go
say it isn't so
I can stop these spells you know
I'm not addicted

T: Okay you go
one week without you know
or it's goodbye and not hello
I'll be out that door

W: Amy looks sad
it wont hurt to change her back
she'll be really pleased
no more little bits of cheese

T: You fell off the wagon
that Amy is a bad un
she's leading you astray
but I can't stand in your way

Chorus W&T:
Even though it's killing me
that you and I are meant to be
sitting high up in a tree
k i s s i n g

W: I'm smashed I'm wrecked
I really am upset
my magic is a mess
I even hug her dress

T: Dawn is right
I hate it when we fight
I cannot sleep at night
cause I miss her so

Repeat Chorus W&T

W: I will be strong
all these spells I've done are wrong
forget about it rack
I'm gonna woo her back

[This message has been edited by SJ (edited February 18, 2002).]

[Charlie]

quote:

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Originally posted by AutumnT:
With pressure to succumb all around
Willow with courage stood her ground
Tara saw her plight
and joined her in the fight
in that moment hope again was found

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Loved this... you're consistently wonderful, Autumn!

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"Je dois partir maintenant parce que ma grandmere est flambé..."
- Eddie 'covered in beeeees!' Izzardquote:

[AutumnT]

Willow spoke with unrestrained glee
to the girl once known as the key
she knew hearts were now mending
and a future was pending
when her heart could again fly free

So Willow reveled in her happy
a sweet change from just feeling crappy
She has Tara in her scope
and a good reason to hope
so forgive me if I'm feeling sappy

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.

[Blixxt]

These are all so great, someone should really collect them in one place and make a Willow/Tara limerick page.

[AutumnT]

Ah I'd rather just leave my poems here for just the kittens to enjoy. That's why I started them in the first place.

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.

[AutumnT]

They were both swathed in gowns of chartreuse
Not really the color to seduce
Still clothes that would flatter
Right now didn't matter
As Willow gazed at a damn fine caboose

If pressed Willow would have to confess
to motives beyond helping with the dress
She took little chances
by making shy glances
and reveled in each tiny success

When Willow pulled dear Tara from the fray
Her hands began immediately to stray
Before she was aware
her hand trailed Tara's hair
then landed where it once liked to play

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.

[VampNo1]

Oh Autumn I just read all your limericks, and they are just wonderful and sexy. I must say though, I just love the last one you posted. You captured Willow's feelings in that episode so well in the limerick. Great job!

[This message has been edited by VampNo1 (edited March 08, 2002).]

[Pixie-Muso]

YAY AUTUMN!!!!!!

Great work (as usual )!!!!

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"...the hardest thing in this world is to live in it..."
~Buffy, The Gift.

[AutumnT]

Willow had come to the notion
it was time to put plans in motion
she practiced her lines
making gay love designs
Trying to express her devotion

She'd go slow and ask for just coffee
And hoped that her efforts were scoff free
Yet her mind still did babble
A sapphic game of scrabble
Just wanting to blurt out please boff me

Suddenly Tara was there in her beauty
Wearing pants that enhanced her fine booty
But then another's affection
Crumpled Willow with rejection
All her plans nothing more than a moot plea

Tara glanced at a familiar physique
rushing off before they could speak
Then the reason was clear
behind Willow's fear
insecure from a kiss on the cheek

Then for days Tara pondered her plight
knowing she'd have to make it all right
Because things were progressing
and it felt like a blessing
So off to Buffy's to find her heart's light

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.

[cachaco]

Oh Joy, the limericks are back!

Yay Autumn, lovely as usual. "Please boff me" , that's really funny.

rushes back to his seat in the limerick thread cheering section, pulls off the "Reserved" placard, and sits back down, bouncing slightly in his seat

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PASTURE: See... that is, where you are a mockup. With I think on..., you grew up to what, and... then regard I, which you form... it me are proud. It educates me to love you more.

[This message has been edited by cachaco (edited March 16, 2002).]

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Scout
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Dear lord, that had me on the floor. The boffing and the booty...hee hee! Wonderful!

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AutumnT
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Well, all I can say is coffee is surprisingly hard to rhyme in a limerick quality manner. Who knew. I seem to always pick the hard words.

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.

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Xanadu
Cool Monster Fighter


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Registered: Nov 2001 posted March 17, 2002 00:10               

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Wow, Autumn you are like the queen of limericks...no, make that the goddess of limericks...an undying fountain of limerick fun...

Seriously, they rock! Had me laughing for the entire seven pages of the thread

Amy

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catalyxt
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Registered: Mar 2002 posted March 17, 2002 02:08            

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I love this thread! Keep it up all, esp. Autumn...you have an amazing gift, please don't stop!

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"She wears her wild side like a cheap perfume"-AV

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AutumnT
Sassy Eggs


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This continues from my last "Normal Again" multi-stanza limerick.

Tara arrived just in time to then see
her friends bound and unable to flee
She cast a quick spell
and after she fell
Willow rushed to her side urgently

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.

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Dear lord, that had me on the floor. The boffing and the booty...hee hee! Wonderful!

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posted March 16, 2002 21:03                Dear lord, that had me on the floor. The boffing and the booty...hee hee! Wonderful! IP: LoggedAutumnTSassy Eggs


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Well, all I can say is coffee is surprisingly hard to rhyme in a limerick quality manner. Who knew. I seem to always pick the hard words.

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.

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posted March 16, 2002 22:58                Well, all I can say is coffee is surprisingly hard to rhyme in a limerick quality manner. Who knew. I seem to always pick the hard words.

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.IP: LoggedXanaduCool Monster Fighter


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Registered: Nov 2001 posted March 17, 2002 00:10               

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Wow, Autumn you are like the queen of limericks...no, make that the goddess of limericks...an undying fountain of limerick fun...

Seriously, they rock! Had me laughing for the entire seven pages of the thread

Amy

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posted March 17, 2002 00:10                Wow, Autumn you are like the queen of limericks...no, make that the goddess of limericks...an undying fountain of limerick fun...

Seriously, they rock! Had me laughing for the entire seven pages of the thread

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I love this thread! Keep it up all, esp. Autumn...you have an amazing gift, please don't stop!

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"She wears her wild side like a cheap perfume"-AV

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posted March 17, 2002 02:08             I love this thread! Keep it up all, esp. Autumn...you have an amazing gift, please don't stop!

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Registered: Jul 2001 posted March 17, 2002 18:20               

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This continues from my last "Normal Again" multi-stanza limerick.

Tara arrived just in time to then see
her friends bound and unable to flee
She cast a quick spell
and after she fell
Willow rushed to her side urgently

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.

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posted March 17, 2002 18:20                This continues from my last "Normal Again" multi-stanza limerick.

Tara arrived just in time to then see
her friends bound and unable to flee
She cast a quick spell
and after she fell
Willow rushed to her side urgently

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.

[Scout]

Dear lord, that had me on the floor. The boffing and the booty...hee hee! Wonderful!

[AutumnT]

Well, all I can say is coffee is surprisingly hard to rhyme in a limerick quality manner. Who knew. I seem to always pick the hard words.

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.

[Xanadu]

Wow, Autumn you are like the queen of limericks...no, make that the goddess of limericks...an undying fountain of limerick fun...

Seriously, they rock! Had me laughing for the entire seven pages of the thread

Amy

[catalyxt]

I love this thread! Keep it up all, esp. Autumn...you have an amazing gift, please don't stop!

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"She wears her wild side like a cheap perfume"-AV

[AutumnT]

This continues from my last "Normal Again" multi-stanza limerick.

Tara arrived just in time to then see
her friends bound and unable to flee
She cast a quick spell
and after she fell
Willow rushed to her side urgently

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.

[xita]

Autumn, you should really write and epic poem now.

quote:

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When Willow pulled dear Tara from the fray
Her hands began immediately to stray
Before she was aware
her hand trailed Tara's hair
then landed where it once liked to play

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SO good, that last line.. sigh. quote:

[Dr.G]

Ah yeah, I really really love these, thanks Autumn.

[AutumnT]

We've waited too long I must say
for a gratuitous roll in the hay
We've seen sex as a spell
and that's all good and swell
But now we want them all naked and gay.

Clearly our girls think it's time
to engage in some shagging sublime
we've endured Riley and Buffy
and dear God even spuffy
Now give me some gay love to rhyme.

Yes, I'm desperate and pleading for action
Because you just can't deny the attraction
they want it, so do we
so get on with it we plea
Those girls need some sweaty satisfaction.

I don't give a damn who's on top
as long as one screams "God don't stop"
It might seem I'm in a rush
to make primetime viewers blush
But much longer and they're likely to pop.

See, my interest is nothing but gracious
it stems from watching behavior flirtatious
so please let them "get a room"
with a camera, mike and boom
That we might witness activity salacious.

I think I've made my point...

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.

[This message has been edited by AutumnT (edited March 19, 2002).]

[Warduke]

That was just amazing Autumn, you have truly outdone yourself

[Rally]

Excellent as always Autumn.

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No, please. I mean, tell me if I said something wrong otherwise I know I'll say it again. Probably often and in public.