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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:30 pm 
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A: Yes, I'm sitting here!!

Q: Why do children seem to think I'm a chair?

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why do people tell you what you need at meetings when you get there, not before?!

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Cause people suck.


Why *do* birds suddenly appear?

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A: A magical goblin named Sanforious has a fondness for birds. From the age of three he's taken it upon himself to teleport birds around the world. Last year he sent a peacock to Polynesia. He liked it. Thinks he'll try it again.

Q: Why do some forks have three prongs and some have four?

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Four prongs are better for eating, three prongs are better for stabbing people.

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um there's no question to un-answer...so i'll just post a question:

Q: Where does the sun go when night comes?

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actually he is hinding from the moon, they are in a loong game of hide and seek

Q: Why we say "hello" when we answer the phone?

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A: actually "hello" is a contraction...it originated in the days when people were still honest...they'd answer the phone saying "Do I want to talk to you? Hell no!" but they found there were too many hang ups that way and Ma Bell was unhappy about not getting as big a cut on royalties so she took out a contract on the N and so we are left with "Hell-o"

Q: Why do dogs chase their tails?

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A: In the Ancient Days, dogs had no hair on the end of their tails and the skin underneath was shiny and reflective as a mirror. Dogs, remembering the Ancient Days, look to their tails to see themselves, but unable to find a reflection they reach towards their tails to see what is wrong. They chase their tails in an attempt to reach the mirror that is long gone.

Q: Why do humans get runny noses when it's cold?

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A: Because getting "walky noses" sounded too lazy in anatomy textbooks, so the editors decided to change the term in order to encourage physical activity and curb the rising obesity epidemic. The noses were never consulted as to their preferred term, and a PR nightmare was born. (P.S.--It's really late at night and that made sense to me, which should, in fact, frighten me).

Why do ionizing smoke alarms contain radioactive material?


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A: It seemed like a good place to stash some cuz if the house burns down there will be no one to tell on them

Q: If 10% of people are gay then I guess each person has 10% gay in their body...in which body part does it reside?

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It can be anywhere. Maybe the heart, or the eyes... But I think probably the answer is "brain". Why would someone with brain look to all those beautiful girls and want boys? So, I think it's the brain.

Why there are many different languages around the world?

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A: kind of like how there are different species of animals, evolution. I think.

Q: What did you get for Christmas/Hanukkah/Solstice/etc.?


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I cant remember that far back but on Halloween which is Pagan new year for me I got a pumpkin shaped space ship which now allows me to visit the planets and the moon whenever I like :D Oh how cool would that be if it were true.:D a perfect non answer lol :D

Why are there never any black bra's in my cup size only purple and white?

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I cant remember that far back but on Halloween which is Pagan new year for me I got a pumpkin shaped space ship which now allows me to visit the planets and the moon whenever I like :D Oh how cool would that be if it were true.:D a perfect non answer lol :D

Why are there never any black bra's in my cup size only purple and white?

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Well you see there is an army of gnomes who's sole purpose is to keep you from finding the bra size you need in the color you want. I have a similar army following me, we should start a support group :P

How do animals know that to snuggle with you when you are sick?


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Hahah Leo's_pride thats funny :)
In answer to your question, as I am feeling a little sick myself I can relate, my cat snuggled with me last night while I did some reading before a very early night and anyway, well they have a "owner is sick" chip in their brain which glows different colours as its sensitive to their owners mood and picks up on vibes, when we are sick it glows bright blue, when we are happy its green and when we are mad its red, for this case cats in particular are not colourblind.

How come in town yesterday I had people pushing into me and almost walking through me as though I wasnt there?

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A: You were hit with an invisibility ray gun so no one could see you. Sucks right?! Buffy can probably relate.

Q: How many words are actually in the English language?

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A: Because she knows that she can trust you. You are the one person she knows won't lie to her or mess with just because she's drunk.

Q: Why do I feel sad right now? I don't know...do you?

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A: Because you look in the mirror and see form and shadow, not heart and love.

Q: Will our family New Year's Party (just the three of us) be wonderful?


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A: it will be amazing! The best way to bring in the New Year is with the few you love the most.

Q: What should I sing at Karaoke tonight?

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A: (and I know 'tonight' is over) but sing what lights you up inside - that's what Karaoke is all about! :grin

Q: Will I do better at keeping the house neat in 2012?

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A: Hypotenuse of an octagon. Thrice.

Q: What is pi to the e?

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A: Boschi knows more math than I do!

Q: What is the funniest movie you've ever seen? (okay to have a few)

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Q: What is pi to the e?

Well, this is down to Einstein, not Albert, but his cousin, a baker. He developed a whole pie fixation, and E = MC2 is nothing to do with the relativity or the speed of light, or indeed anything to do with with theoretical physics, but actually means Eat = My Cake twice. Hence having your cake and eating it.

Q. Radishes, why?

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A: Because cucumbers

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