Toys R Us's charity work.
No, seriously, it sucks. Every time you buy something,
every single frickin' time, the (moderately) perky and cheerful check-out girl does a "Would you like to support the Children's Hospital by buying a crappy balloon?" spiel. Now, supporting the Children's Hospital, fine. Except if you read the fine print (which I did due to boredom in a queue a while back), the Hospital gets 20c from every balloon sold. They sell for $1. So taking out the cost of the balloon, which are
balloons fer cryin' out loud, and hence cost like half a cent, Toys R Us's 'charity' involves them pocketing the majority of the cash. Bastards!
And yet, I feel like a complete jerk every time I say no
I wouldn't be
so peeved, except that Toys R Us are the crappiest toy stores in Sydney, and simultaneously (these days) pretty much the
only toy stores in Sydney. Their range is pathetic - there's a better selection of Marvel Legends and Pirates of the Carribbean action figures at Dymocks than Toys R Us. For those of you who don't know, Dymocks is a bookstore.
They don't even have a fluffy cat! There's a whole goddamn wall of fluffy animals, and no cats! What the heck?!
Okay, that went off on a tangent, but it's a peeved tangent, so it's on topic.