WTTV: The Kitten Show (A Collaborative Series)

[GayNow]

This spring, be prepared to revisit the days of big hair, bell-bottoms, and adorable puppets.

From the producers of Elemental and Once More, with Fruitcake comes a new collaborative series. Willow and Tara star in very special, all-star episodes of your favorite TV classics.
[blockquote]Relive the sappy romance of The Love Boat.
Go undercover with Charlie's Angels.
Battle a deadly virus with the Survivors.
Shout 'Yee-haw!' as you and the Dukes outwit Boss Hogg.
Sing along with the cheerful inhabitants of Fraggle Rock.
Wonder how She-Ra's sexy costumes ever made it past the censors (and remember to clean up your drool).[/blockquote]Award winning author DarkWiccan makes her group debut in the first episode of this amazing series.

Log in every Saturday, beginning April 1, for the newest addition to the series:
[blockquote]Saturday, April 01 -- Fraggle Rock by DarkWiccan
Saturday, April 08 -- Survivors by justin
Saturday, April 15 -- The Love Boat by JustSkipIt
Saturday, April 22 -- She-Ra: Princess of Power by Artemis
Saturday, April 29 -- The Dukes of Hazzard by Sally McFine
Saturday, May 06 -- Charlie's Angels by tarawhipped[/blockquote]But wait! There's more!

It wouldn't be Kitten Board TV without commercials and recaps! We'll be doing both!

Commercials provided by Hermitfish Media Advertising will air throughout the 6 weeks of series episodes.

Fanfictionwithoutpity recaps, featuring the inimitable watty -- with snarky assistance from the irrepressible GayNow -- will be unleashed beginning Saturday, May 13.

[blockquote]Clear your schedule!

Set your online TiVo!!

Stock up on snacks and the beverage of your choice!!!

Be ready for shows of a lifetime (as opposed to shows on Lifetime...blech)!!!![/blockquote]

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Read what the critics are saying about WTTV: The Kitten Show ...
[blockquote]"Why is Cam last? Cam should be first! I love Cam!" -- camlover

"Absolutely Amazing! I wouldn't change or delete a thing!" -- D'Throwned

"Kittens? It's better than Cats, and you don't have to dress up." -- Lez B. Friends

"mmm...commercials...giddy now." -- hermitgroupie

"Up until now, I didn't think it was possible to have *that* much hotness in one hour of TV." -- Tom Servo

"I feel so evil and skanky. I love it!" -- Leslie van Dyke

"The Kitten Show is better than The Amazing Kitten Race and Survivor: Ash Island combined!" -- Sally McFine's mom

"My TiVo fell in love and now refuses to record anything else." -- Crow T. Robot

"The Kitten Show gave me many orgasms while viewing it." -- Anya Jenkins, Whore-to-Culture Weekly

"This gets updated more regularly than Coming Back, so I like it!" -- SkippyMother[/blockquote]
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[SithLordWiccan]

Saturday, April 22 -- She-Ra: Princess of Power by Artemis

Oh, man. I can't wait for this. I'm not much of a She-Ra (or He-Man, for that matter) fan, but something tells me I'm gonna want to buy those box sets after I read this. I'm excited about them all, of course, but because its Chris, this one looks to be high on my list of perfect fics.

As an aside, whose leg do I gotta hump or what person do I gotta bribe to get involved in one of these things?

[Emms]

Hey guys, everything looks SPLENDID! My TiVo is primed and ready to go!

xoxo
Emms

[cantbefredless]

Im soo going to be here for this... got to say i loved once more with fruit cake! hehehe and i reading all that made me laugh and smile and all happy.... I'll be Tuning in! heheh now im all happy

[WickedReds]

I love these things...
Im waitin for some good readin...

-reds

[Ressick]

Woohoo! Hanging onto my seat for this!

And I love the Spellbinder reference in the TV grid.

[tarebear]

Fantastic! something to look forward to again! yey! i absolutely loved the elemental and fruitcake series, so i know i will love the kitten show as well. can't wait for april 1st!

thanks cam and the other fabulous writers for this new collaboration!

This gets updated more regularly than Coming Back, so I like it!" -- SkippyMother

haha! i'm still waiting for that update missy!

[mole]

So this is the project that kept Debra from updating Menorah Tales in a more timely fashion. Well...all is forgiven:). This sounds fantastic!

I was a huge Fraggle fan and can't wait to see W and T in that setting. Will there be Dozers?

Looking forward to April. And now....back to my regularly scheduled homework. Sigh...

Michelle

[sinkinghearts]

woohoooooooo!!! this sounds very exciting

all my fave writers working together to make this happen - i am so damn excited!!!

[caz]

I'll be there with my boots blacked and my reading glasses on.

Caz

[Willowtree252]

This is so wonderful I can,t wait!!

[Graceland]

I absolutely can't say how much I'm looking forward to this. I love every one of the writers involved and the fact that there will be advertisements and recaps as well as (apparently) graphics is a very special bonus. Bring on WTTV!

[Willow Watcher]

Celebrate good times...c'mon!!! Oh yeah! Can't wait for it to come out. And all the writers are excellent and I know the stories are gonna be fantastic. Give me a Wooo and a Hooo!!!

[Candleshoe]

I love these series of stories you all do, and I can't wait for these.

I must do some homework first, though in case actual knowledge of the original TV shows is required. Some are "outside my current field of experience" (ie: I am too young or British to have seen them!)

[Willow~Rosenberg]

"The Kitten Show gave me many orgasms while viewing it." -- Anya Jenkins, Whore-to-Culture Weekly

OMG!! lol

I probably drew some curious stares as I literally laughed out loud from that line. This sounds like a great idea and I will look forwward to reading it.

[taralicious]

"It's the Kitten Show with our very special guests Willow and Tara"
'It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights,
It's time to meet the kittens on the kitten show tonight.
It's time to put on make-up,
It's time to dress up right,
It's time to get things started on the kitten show tonight."

Watty and Gay Now as the Statler and Waldorf of the Kitten Board.
April will not be the cruelest month with the Kitten Collective working that voodoo that they do so well.
I can already picture Tara in She-Ra's costume.

[SithLordWiccan]

"It's the Kitten Show with our very special guests Willow and Tara"
'It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights,
It's time to meet the kittens on the kitten show tonight.
It's time to put on make-up,
It's time to dress up right,
It's time to get things started on the kitten show tonight."

Damnit. Now I'm gonna have that in my head all night.

Watty and Gay Now as the Statler and Waldorf of the Kitten Board.

I don't think so. Watty and Car arent't that crotchety.

...

Well, maybe Car is.

I can already picture Tara in She-Ra's costume.

Correction: I'm gonna have this in my head all night.

[GayNow]

Watty and Car arent't that crotchety.

...

Well, maybe Car is.

I am most definitely that crotchety...and don't any of you ever forget it!

[spells42]

Oh, goody, goody, goody, goody - yay! April (and a bit of May) will be so much fun because of this. I'm so looking forward to it.

and I know being this excited just shows I don't have a life

Anne

[Lucifer]

oh yay! collaborations!
now im going to be giddy for a loooong time....

[Guppy]

This will be fantastic! WTTV! With commercials! And recaps! *giddy dancing* I think I'm in heaven!

[daiailun]

What a delight! Your announcement (and the subsequent Kitten posts) made me smile all day long. For several days, in fact. With such creative writers, we’re in for some great treats!

[Boschi]

Huh.
Up until this exact moment in time I could name few things more antithetical to my sense of self, well-being and all around rightness than that high pitched shriek that hordes of over excited women tend to make.


Let it be noted that the annoucement of this upcoming series induced for at least three microseconds a moment of disturbingly clear understanding of that shriek.

Fraggle Rock, The Dukes of Hazard, and She-Ra all in the same place, and all with a dose of W/T.

Dear god, I think I feel my throat constricting....

- Boschi

[Boadecia]

SHE-RA!!! SHE-RA!! oh god oh god oh god.......*friend of shell here, "what in the hell did you guys DO to her! one minute shes fine surfing away and then hyperventilating and saying Sheera over andover and then out like a light* lmao

[Sandman78]

Yeah!!
I'm so anxious for Saturday, I truly enjoy all these writers, I'm soooo happy!!!

[Willow Watcher]

ONE MORE DAY TO GO!!! SETTING MY TiVO FOR THE WONDERFUL, OUTRAGEOUS~~~~ THE KITTEN SHOW!
PUTTING ALL MY SATURDAY NIGHT PLANS ON HOLD, UNPLUGGING THE PHONE AND SENDING THE KIDS TO BED EARLY! IT'S TIME TOMORROW NIGHT! YE HAW!

[JustSkipIt]

Yay, Fraggle Rock tomorrow.

[Willow Watcher]

Can I play the part of the two grouchy old men who make rude comments? I know that they were in The Muppet Show but hey taralicious quoted the lyrics to The Muppet Show and I just want to put in rude but humorus comments, like Anya! lol


JUST KIDDING unless you all agree that it would be OK.

[GayNow]

Hey now! watty and I get to be the grouchy old men! I call dibs on Waldorf!!!

[watty]

Hey now! watty and I get to be the grouchy old men!!

Hey now! Who are you calling grouchy?

I'm Statler? um, okay.
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