Here's another offering- if any of you have ever been in love with a true femme-princess, you know what I'm talking about...
Pussy WhippedYou always have to look just so
Your morning routine takes forever
While you’re still in curlers, I’m ready to go
And save me some hot water? Never.
You require almost constant attention
You’re very expensive to keep
Yawn. Oh, yes, did I fail to mention,
You babble forever before falling asleep
We always do whatever you want
You pout when things don’t go your way
I have to watch you primp and flaunt
Compliments on your hair are required each day
You’re the biggest drama queen of them all
Your thirst for attention never flags
You love to drag me all over the mall,
While I carry all the bags
I cannot ever gently correct
You wilt at the slightest rebuff
Sometimes you give me cause to suspect
You care about nothing but fluff
You say jump, I say how high
You drive me crazy; my nerves are shot
And even though I nag and sigh
Have I ever been happier? I think not.
That's all for now. Hope you like.
-Kat
Hear that, baby? You're my always. -Willow (Tough Love)
Hmm, straight is boring. Curves are very nice things. -The wisdom of me