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"Masters of Horror"

Postby Hemiola » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:19 am

I didn't see a thread for this Showtime series so I thought I'd start one.

What prompted to do this was last night's very interesting (yet very odd) episode, in that it turns the "Dead Lesbian Cliche" on its head.

Ida Teeter is an entomologist working at a museum. She is gay, but this seems to be no big deal to her (straight) male colleague, and they seem to have a good working relationship. Leaving work, she notices a young woman sitting in the museum's vestibule with a sketch pad. She immediately takes a liking to her, but has trouble working up the courage to introduce herself.
Arriving home, she finds a package from her old university professor: a strange insect from Brazil that has never been classified. She adds it to her huge collection of bugs, which she keeps as "pets" (thus turning off many potential partners, as her male colleague points out!).
Anyway, she finally works up the courage to ask out the young artist who, it turns out, is named Misty Waters (no kidding! :lol ). They hit it off immediately, and Misty comes home with Ida (who has hidden away her bug collection in the bedroom) and things proceed to immediately get hot and heavy. Unfortunately, Ida doesn't know that the weird Brazilian insect has escaped, and is nesting in one of her pillowcases. When Misty lays her head down on this pillow, she is bitten, and begins a weird metamorphosis.
Soon Misty moves in with Ida, much to the distress of Ida's homophobic landlady, a grandmother who considers their relationship to be "perverse". Her little granddaughter, however, looks up to Ida sees nothing wrong in her being happy with her "friend".
The horror arrives when Ida receives a letter from the professor who sent her the strange bug, and who now informs her that he did a bad thing: the bug is a dangerous parasite that implants a toxin in its victim that causes the victim's body to change into that of the insect, at which point the nasty bug implants its eggs in its victim! Why did he do this? It turns out that Misty is really his daughter, and he is also a homophobe who hoped that the nasty bug would bite Ida and thus end their relationship :yikes !
Things come to head when the mean landlady tries to order Misty to leave, and Misty transforms into the insect and kills the landlady.
In the meantime, Ida returns home, and Misty confesses everything. Not wanting to be separated, Ida allows the bug to bite her as well.
The final scene shows the women happily entwined together on their bed with swollen bellies, looking forward to the arrival of their "offspring".

I know, it's creepy. But it's worth noting that it is the nasty homophobic landlord who gets killed, and not the lovers. Furthermore, it is the plans of Misty's homophobic father that are thwarted in ways he could not forsee!

Thoughts and comments?
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Re: "Masters of Horror"

Postby k-prime » Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:15 pm

Umm...wow. That is one of the creepiest plots I've ever heard. I'd be interested in watching it, if I didn't think I'd end up sleeping with the lights on for the next week. :shock
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Re: "Masters of Horror"

Postby bytrsuite » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:41 pm

Ha, this was brought to my attention because I like Erin Brown, formerly known as "Misty Mundae." She was in Spiderbabe, the funniest lame porn I've ever seen.


The show amused me. I was pleasantly surprised that they ended up alive together, even though they were both still infected and being manipulated by the bug. I don't know if I'd say Ida let herself get bitten. It seemed more like she was just too horrified to move, but I'd have to watch it again to be sure either way. The title of this one is "Sick Girl" if anyone is looking for it.
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Re: "Masters of Horror"

Postby GayNow » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:10 am

She was in Spiderbabe, the funniest lame porn I've ever seen.


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Re: "Masters of Horror"

Postby Hemiola » Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:16 am

For those interested, "Sick Girl" is being re-aired at various times on Showtime and Showtime 2 during this week. :-D
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Re: "Masters of Horror"

Postby Ben Varkentine » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:28 pm

FWIW, I didn't see it that way.

I didn't know whether to start bashing it for what seems to me obvious and overwhelming homophobia, or just throw up my hands, roll my eyes and say "whatever."

For the record, here's what ticked me off.

The first bite comes just as they are beginning to make love: Lesbian sex=creepy.

It's revealed Misty harbored a obsessive love for Ida even before they met (prior to the "infestation"). Lesbian=crazy.

And Hemiola, you left something out. Bug Misty also kills Ida's straight male colleague, who hasn't done anything homophobic (unless you count maybe enjoying stories of Ida's dating life a little too much). Maybe I'm sensitive because I'm a straight male, but in my book, that makes her an example of: Lesbian=evil. And is a little close to: Lesbian=man hater.

I'd argue that they are not "alive together" at the end, they've both been killed and replaced by bugs: Lesbians=death.

And the final visual association of Lesbian parents=brood of evil offspring just waiting to sweep out into the world creeped me out.

But that's just what I thought, and some of you apparently think differently...
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Re: "Masters of Horror"

Postby Auburn » Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:32 am

I suppose the spidery lesbian episode could have two possible outcomes and depends solely on the person watching, all the points you picked out Ben would probably be over looked by the more lighthearted or, uhm... oblivious? :p

I think I'd choose to see it as, lesbians together in the end = good.

I watched and episode of 'Masters of Horror' named 'Jennifer' now that creeped me out!
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Re: "Masters of Horror"

Postby Ben Varkentine » Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:39 am

I don't want to beat this into the ground, Auburn, but my point is, the lesbians were not together at the end. Spidery bug creatures who had taken on the lesbians form were...and the lesbians were dead.
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Re: "Masters of Horror"

Postby Auburn » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:35 pm

But like I said, it depends on the person watching on how they interpret the outcome.

Maybe I'll rephrase; I think I'd choose to see it as, lesbian forms together in the end = good.
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