Here's a little backstory before tell you my dream...my wife and I sleep on a waterbed. Always have. I've been sleeping on one since I was 17 and when I met my wife, she had one as well. I remember thinking, 'Geez, we're made for each other." Anyway, we still sleep on one. Well, last night we go to get in bed and it's soaked. It somehow sprung a leak. So we're both exhausted, bitchy, I'd already taken my allergy meds, and now we have to drain this fucking bed before the room floods. Chaos ensues, blah blah...it wasn't pretty. Now on the the wacky dream...
I dreamt my wife was cheating on me with some super hot, super cute, super young (20 something) girl. She was a neighbor and came over to swim in our pool. I could never 'prove' they were actually doing anything, but I was so suspicious. My wife just blew me off and said things like, "So what if I am? Big deal, everyone does it at some point." Which made me even madder. I remember finding little bits of "evidence," but can't remember what it was. There was also something about an outdoor shower head in a really pretty granite wall by the pool that you were suppose to rinse off with and had a motion detector. So every time I found evidence and walked by the shower, it turned on and washed the evidence away.
Cut to our bedroom and a burst waterbed mattress. It was pouring out everywhere and I was like, "This never would have happened if you hadn't messed around with so and so." My wife shrugged it off, "He killed her, it's not my fault." Apparently, the girls was married and when her husband found out he stabbed her in our bed and popped the mattress. It was a
moment. So I left and went to watch my stepfather play guitar in a '70 band at a biker bar. Only it was a gay biker bar full of bears (not the real ones) and no one was wearing shirt. Just a bunch of hairy chested guys. Again:
I got bored and started wandering around and found my way to the gift shop. Except nothing was new, it was all used stuff, because every bear-biker bar has one, right? I fond a white motorcycle with Scooby Doo and '70's flower stickers on it that I just HAD to have. It cost $350 and came in two pieces that snapped together like legos. I started to ride it ut had to stop because I had to pee really badly. Then I woke up because I had to pee, badly.
I really CAN'T wait to get off these allergy meds. because these vivid dreams are making me crazy, loo.
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