So I've always been uncommonly fond of spoonerisms and thought I'd share the luv.
Post any fun spoonerisms that occur to you here. They can be simple two worders, or whole sentences; whatever strikes you as funny. They don't even need to form real words.
from
http://www.fun-with-words.com/spoonerisms.html
"Spoonerisms are words or phrases in which letters or syllables get swapped. This often happens accidentally in slips of the tongue (or tips of the slung as Spoonerisms are often affectionately called!):
Tease my ears (Ease my tears)
A lack of pies (A pack of lies)
It's roaring with pain (It's pouring with rain)
Wave the sails (Save the whales) "
Some of my favorites:
Slack Babbath = Black Sabbath
Or there's:
Cursed Fish = First Kiss