Bumper Stickers

Leaf · **Posted:** Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:42 pm

My sister just gave me a bumper sticker that says:
"My cat is so evolved, that in comparison your honor student is like a primitive fish with legs."

Yours · **Joined:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:20 am **Posts:** 1513

I had a bummper sticker on my file for college and it read:
'They say hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?'

umgaynow · **Posted:** Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:27 pm

Growth at all costs is the ideology of a cancer cell.

and a horrid one I saw outside the bookstore...

Lost your cat? Look under my tires.

Adsum · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:50 pm

On the back of a delivery lorry/truck a registration plate made with the message:

[center]“TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
but always home by Friday”[/center]

JustSkipIt · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:52 pm

My wife just got "Bush's Third Term: McCain"

She_is_the_strangest_girl · **Posted:** Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:12 pm

if you can read this your too close to my beaver

thiswomanswork · **Posted:** Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:09 pm

My exes have a red bumper sticker that says 'If this sticker is blue, you're driving too fast!'

Sort of a nerdy joke, there, but I like it.

JustSkipIt · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:50 am

My SIL told me about one that I love:

Jesus Christ: Community Organizer
Pontious Pilate (sp): Governor

Millerchip77 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:27 am

It wasn't a bumper sticker so I guess it's a bit off topic but it is connected to motoring. I was in India some years back driving (or rather being driven) in the Himalaya. We were driving on the scariest road in the world up to a place called the Rhotang Pass which is about 10,000ft above sea level - from there there are amazing vistas of the mountain range. Anyway, the roads up there are terrifying, panic -inducing affairs; hairpin bends and single track with vehicles coming in both directions. In order to alert the motorist to the perils of driving up there, billboards encouraging moderate speed and care are placed along the route, for example:

Married to speed? - Get a divorce
Live and let live
Please be gentle with my curves

My favourite one was:

Darling I want you but not so fast

ellbogen · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:24 pm

Some folks down the street from me have one on their car that says, "God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts."

willntarra4eva · **Posted:** Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:25 pm

We put a really funny one on my gf's car that says 'Save me jesus... from your followers'. Another one is on my room mates car that says 'Zombie eat flesh'. She works at subways so its funny to us.

Trom DeGrey · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:19 am

My bumper sticker that says, "I Think, Therefore I'm Dangerous" got me out of a ticket near Toledo last summer. The state trooper really liked it. I'm sure I wasn't going all that fast either, but still...

Dorothy · **Joined:** Tue May 06, 2008 1:55 am **Posts:** 1467

yeah, seen a few; http://bumperstickers.cafepress.com/buffy LoL

and a person on my street has an Obama campagne sticker

but rarely any funy ones here :(

Sandman78 · **Posted:** Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:05 am

I saw this one recently:

When Life Gives You Lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and some salt.

JujuDeRoussie · **Posted:** Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:54 am

Jesus loves everyone. Pope Benedict 16 doesn't.

EvilKittycatofdoom · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:03 am

Wasn't a bumper sticker twas a T-Shirt but it had Plato's head and name on a container of play-doh :tooth

Dorothy · **Joined:** Tue May 06, 2008 1:55 am **Posts:** 1467

dear aunty Em; hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog, Dorothy

that one was pretty funny

MelCar19 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:19 am

Favorite one of all time, although a little offensive:

Fat kids are harder to kidnap

The Kitten, the Witches and the Bad Wardrobe - Willow & Tara Forever

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