Well folks, it's been awhile, but I have for you another riveting installment of 'Jordan Mispeaks!' In this thrilling episode, my daughter actually believes I have super natural control over inanimate objects...enjoy.
Backstory: Jordan got her learners permit and has been driving my truck for the past several months.
J: Mom! Why did you turn down the radio?
ME: Did you see me turn the knob?
J: No, you must have done it with your mind.
ME: Yeah Jordan, I turned that dial with MY MIND! I didn't do it, YOU DID!
J: I DID NOT! I didn't reach over there either!
ME: Jordan, there's control buttons on the back of the steering wheel.
J: So?
ME: So, when you made that last turn, you must have accidentally held the volume button down.
J: Oh...Oooohhhhh!! Cool!! I ALWAYS wondered how you did stuff without touching the actual dial.
ME: I've had this truck for 4 years, how did you think I controlled the radio?
J: Mind control?
ME:
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