by kisstheviolets » Thu May 29, 2008 11:40 am
a) totally feign an injury or personal crisis. it's in everyone's best interest. i'm the world's worst mover, have no upper body strength, am accident-prone and clumsy, a massive whiner and am a much better foreperson. i wish i could summon my inner-butch and be useful for something other than trivia and "no you don't look fat in that" assurances... i think the ladies would dig me a lot more if i could get a little toughness to go with my tomboyish look. alas!
you see a couple getting it on in the window across from yours. they can't see you. do you watch or look away?
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