That Moment When...

[CrazyTaraWitch]

Your idiot friend says the exact right thing.

[dtburanek]

You are driving to the store to pick up pickles and chocolate for your wife, who is not pregnant.

[DarkWiccan]

Your best friend kinda breaks you (in the best possible way) by sharing a video of her reading a book you sent for her 9mo old son and he LOVES IT...

GAH... crying again (happy tears)

[dtburanek]

You just chopped off 18 inches of hair.

[gorn]

You just chopped off 18 inches of hair.

Oh, I remember when I did that long ago. The day I started to become civilized and domesticated ...

[sweet satin lover]

You want to just say fudge it lets get married lol

[dtburanek]

Inspiration kicks in, finally, and you are happily scribbling away on a notepad on your clipboard. And for once it actually looks like you are doing work instead of just standing there.

[DarkWiccan]

You're dealing with a self-righteous straight girl who is your wife's BFF and every time lately she opens her mouth and says something ignorant about gay rights issues and you're just like:



And you AREN'T. EVEN. RELIGIOUS.

[dtburanek]

You make fun of someone being scared of slipping on the ice "oh it's not that bad" and then later that evening you biff it really good

[Artemis]

You realise you're about to spend an entire week's worth of salary on Lego Batman sets.

(Totally gonna do it though.)

Edit: If anyone's curious what that looks like:

[sweet satin lover]

You really want to eat pizza but have nothing that would remotely be a substitute.

[sweet satin lover]

Yesterday you really felt like going to the gym and now you don't because you are too tired but it's been pre arranged so you feel compelled to go.

[dtburanek]

You realize that for half of the time you're at work, you are dressed like a construction worker, and you don't work in construction...

[gorn]

You realize that for half of the time you're at work, you are dressed like a construction worker, and you don't work in construction...

Kinda reminds me of my days in the Village People ...

[DarkWiccan]

You suddenly realize you've been watching a tv show for 5 years and in that time they have featured a queer character *as openly queer* exactly once and then they left that character stranded in another universe so that they wouldn't have to deal with her on screen anymore...


But we should be grateful that at least they had an openly queer character... that one time.

Right?



Yeah... I think it might be time to stop watching Once Upon a Time.

[dtburanek]

You realize you have a cold sore. I mean who cares about valentine's day, but darnit my anniversary is tomorrow.

[dtburanek]

You ask your wife "how do you want your pizza cut?" And she says "there is really only one way to cut it." And when you hand it to her she gives you a WTF look. Yes honey there is more than one way to cut it...

[sweet satin lover]

You find that cat treats actually smell yummier than normal food

[dtburanek]

You actually posted on your blog. Like what?

[sweet satin lover]

You are so grateful for the bond you have with your mother and your eldest sister. Eternally grateful always. I wouldn't be who I am if it wasn't for these two individuals.

[Finey_McFine]

It suddenly hits you that your only child is graduating from high school in two months, turning 18 and LEAVING for college in five months. It is at that moment when you and your wife realize...we can now take a damn vacation ANYTIME we want and it doesn't HAVE to revolve around "someone else's" school schedule. WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[CrazyTaraWitch]

You realize you have close to $300 worth of yarn that won't be moving with you, and less than two months to knit it all...

(Also known as, that moment when you start knitting in a frenzy after 5 months of barely picking up your needles!)

[sweet satin lover]

You feel absolutely lost

[Laragh]

...you know the US is going to hell in a handbasket but you still can't stop feeling the extreme heart-feels of the nostalgia variety for your childhood there.

[sweet satin lover]

You are realising that it wasn't your fault.

[dtburanek]

You spill your tea everywhere because you didn't leave an appropriate amount of room for milk.

[CrazyTaraWitch]

You realize you're the only member of your family with the funds to hire an attorney - and thus start to feel like an adult on par with your parent for the first time in your life.

[dtburanek]

When you click submit on a job application.

[Laragh]

Your mom keeps pronouncing Cinco de Mayo as 'Chinko De May-o'

Mom. Please stop being so white.

[thespian_phryne]

Your mom keeps pronouncing Cinco de Mayo as 'Chinko De May-o'

Mom. Please stop being so white.

Ha! At least she's got her Italian pronunciation down.

I can't wait until the kids start making fun of the fact that we call it Happy Beat up a Frenchman Day.