You know you are addicted to the Kitten Board...

[Thianne]

when you're showering in the ketchup of your hot dog and just continue eating so you can stay in front of the computer and continue reading the symptoms of a kitten board addiction

(*disgusted* i'm all sticky now....damn ketchup!)

[watty]

what's a watty's common areas??

thanks ktv for sticking up for me and my common areas. Um, did that sound a bit naughty or what?

I had that very same thought last night KTV. But I still want to watch it, just so I can marvel at how sucky it is compared to our watty's version.

Emmy you are so precious, thank you.
[br]

[Emms]

watty wrote:

Emmy you are so precious, thank you.

When you wait until your wife is in the shower "on your romantic weekend" and sneak downstairs to post on The Kitten.

[oneyedchicklet]

When you wait until your wife is in the shower "on your romantic weekend" and sneak downstairs to post on The Kitten.

Sweetie, that's not an addiction, that's an obsession.

HUGS
Barb

[SithLordWiccan]

Sweetie, that's not an addiction, that's an obsession.

Aren't they the same thing?

[oneyedchicklet]

Aren't they the same thing?

Not when threre's an oral fixation awaiting.

HUGS
Barb

[SithLordWiccan]

Not when threre's an oral fixation awaiting.

TMI, BARB! TMI!

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[oneyedchicklet]

Hey it ranked right up there with your "you'd better get off" comment.

Topic: You're addicted when you notice who's missing by not seeing any posts from that person.

HUGS
Barb

[SithLordWiccan]

Hey it ranked right up there with your "you'd better get off" comment.

Fair enough.

Topic: You spend most of the day worrying that no one's reading your fics.

[Auburn]

When you wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep so you get out of bed and restart your computer just so you can browse the board until you're sleepy again.

[FineyMcFine]

Giiiiiiiiiirl, you know you're addicted to the KB when you get dibs on Neverland. Because that never happens!

[cantbefredless]

when you computer breaks for two months and you finally go to the libary to use the internet and the only place you go to for the whole hour is the kitten board

[SithLordWiccan]

when you computer breaks for two months and you finally go to the libary to use the internet and the only place you go to for the whole hour is the kitten board

That's nothing. I've been doing the same thing for the better part of the last year.

Topic: When reading fics from the KB causes you to do things you otherwise would never have done.

[Candleshoe]

When reading fics from the KB causes you to do things you otherwise would never have done.

You know you're addicted when lines like that, written by people you don't really know, really intrigue you.....

[db]

When you notice that you are spending more time with the Kitten Board than on your real life hobbies.


"but I have such a good time!"

[FemaleOfTheSpecies]

When you wonder whether crisp sandwiches are a viable alternative to dinner just because making dinner takes you away from the board...

[justin]

When, after hearing a song you like, you wait for days (or even weeks) for a chance to post it on the Lyrics Chain thread.

True story that

[Thianne]

when you should study like a mad woman for the last tests of the year 'cause school's over in a week and still you're sitting in front of the computer and can't tear yourself away

[cantbefredless]

when you ride a bike 5miles up hill and get lost in a dessert.. just to go online for 1hour on the kitten board....(not funny either)

[PancakesinBellies]

When it's the one night a week you get to see your fiance and you don't even wait until he goes to the restroom to check Pens. (He felt very very neglected after that one. Especially cause from there I went to read up on Red Dwarf so I could read SithLordWiccan's story "Girls from the Dwarf.")

[SithLordWiccan]

When it's the one night a week you get to see your fiance and you don't even wait until he goes to the restroom to check Pens. (He felt very very neglected after that one. Especially cause from there I went to read up on Red Dwarf so I could read SithLordWiccan's story "Girls from the Dwarf.")

Oh, sure. Blame me for your problems.

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Actually, that's OK. Blame me for your problems if it makes you feel better.

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Topic: When you learn that something bad happened to one of the posters here, and it affects your ability to do even the most basic of tasks.

[PancakesinBellies]

Oh, sure. Blame me for your problems. wink

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Actually, that's OK. Blame me for your problems if it makes you feel better.

Oh, I wasn't trying to blame you. Just admitting my addiction while assuring you that people are, indeed, reading your stories.

Also, you know you're addicted when you don't want to work on your Latin like a good little medievalist, prepare for a certification test that you have to take soon for work, or think about that MA thesis that you have to start in the fall because it interferes with your board/reading time. Also you glare at your co-worker cause he tries to talk to you when you're trying to concentrate on the latest updates.

[Foomatic]

. . . when you're typing and you find yourself typing the BBcode . . . on Microsoft Word . . . in emails . . .

[Devi Crystalseeker]

LOL, I have the opposite problem - I find myself typing in html in places that use BBcode.

[oneyedchicklet]

. . . when you're typing and you find yourself typing the BBcode . . . on Microsoft Word . . . in emails . . .

Well I don't feel so alone anymore.

Topic: when you know the codes to the emoticons and even find yourself typing them in emails or IM's (not PM's)

HUGS
Barb

[dynigirl]

It's taken you 2 hours to make your computer connect and the first place you came to is the KB

[dynigirl]

You look down the last post column and out of the top 9 your name is on 6, make that 7.

ETA 12 out of 14 I'm getting lonely

[kimmy_s]

...When you spend all your meal and coffee breaks on the computer at work on a 13 hour shift 2 days in a row on the kitten board. And when you get told off by your boss for coming back late from your break because you were so engrossed in Neverland.
kim xx

[SithLordWiccan]

When you spend more time writing your fics than you do working on homework.

[kimmy_s]

...when you log onto the kitten board during your breaks instead of having a cigarette...which is actually a good thing...maybe i should do it more often...oh wait i already come on here whenever i'm not working