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Career Generator OT

Postby chronic » Sat Dec 20, 2003 6:28 pm

This is fun, apparently I'm destined to be a topless barmaid!



Career generator







Morning Amnesia – Nature’s way of keeping you from waking up screaming

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby amberbensontotallyrules4e » Sat Dec 20, 2003 7:56 pm

WEll, I'm headed for a career as an electrician cowgirl. Or maybe that was the other way round. and my gf's gonna be a 007 Impersonator. Now that I wouldn't mind. :whistle :hmm It could be downright sexy....

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"Baby have you got to go away? Don't think I can take the pain. Won't you stay another day...?"~ East 17, sad but true

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby jadeo0 » Sat Dec 20, 2003 8:23 pm

Oh my...I'm a annoying office gossip to be...yay! This is so amusingly random. I put my name in again and got "Porn Star Wannabe". Now that's laugh-my-ass-off material! :rofl

jess



If it first you do succeed, just try not to look so surprised.

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby xita » Sat Dec 20, 2003 8:58 pm

woo hoo, I am Cocktail Waitress. :grin

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby BytrSuite » Sat Dec 20, 2003 9:01 pm

lol, with my full first name I get to be a Can-Can Dancer.



With Kathy, I get to be a Wooden Actor.


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"Boogers are true."

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby Shinnen » Sat Dec 20, 2003 9:09 pm

With my wonderful name... My ideal job is to be a... Car Thief. :hmm Maybe I should be the one acting opposite Angelina Jolie in Gone in 60 Seconds :lol





CheerZ

Shinnen



She's the most amazing girl in the whole world. She's the only girl who makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time. When I'm not with her, I'm not living. I'm not existing until I can hold her in my arms again.

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby TemperedCynic » Sat Dec 20, 2003 9:58 pm

Hmmm, I'm a "LadyBoy". Not sure what that is, any ideas?


More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly. Woody Allen (1935 - )

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby Quirky Writer » Sat Dec 20, 2003 10:25 pm

I'm a Loony White Van Driver. Watch out for me on the road! :lol

"When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too." The Alchemist

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby cattwoman98111 » Sat Dec 20, 2003 10:50 pm

with my screen name i am "Chip Taste Tester" go me!



and my real name: "Bunny Girl" ha ha ha ha, cant believe that one.:fallen

Shake it like a polaroid picture -Outkast

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby thrilledbymaclay » Sun Dec 21, 2003 12:56 am

LadyBoy? That makes me laugh. God, and so appropriate for many of my friends.



I'm a Pop Idol Reject! Can you imagine? :banana Judging from his dancing skills, I think this little banana dude may be a Pop Idol Reject too. Does this mean I get my own emoticon now? lol



Elise

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby urnofosiris » Sun Dec 21, 2003 1:10 am

Pimp



:rofl

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby justin » Sun Dec 21, 2003 3:58 am

Train driver on acid :D



Woah it's like they know me



I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
- mad world

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby SJ » Sun Dec 21, 2003 4:01 am

Ann Summers Rep :D

My gf will be so pleased :lol

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby snuggle79 » Sun Dec 21, 2003 4:35 am

Funny, I got "Cowboy Electrician" at my real name...now...what the heck is that? :hmm

And "slutty housewife" at my nickname from here. :rofl



snuggle79





This is how everyday should end and start ..and all the stuff in the middle

The greatest thing you'll learn, is just to love and be loved in return.





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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby Puff » Sun Dec 21, 2003 8:49 am

Thunderbird's puppet :laugh Now there's a job to feel attached to.



So, the day started and I knew my name and had my pants on. So far, so good. Yay.
Amber Benson

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby Jennpurr » Sun Dec 21, 2003 9:48 am

Village Idiot - That's with my full first name







With Jen I got: Jailbird :lol



With my sn here I got: Crap Street Busker



Jen


||My Fan Fiction and More!|| ||My Yahoo Group||
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Then the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid, for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy which will be to all people. For there is born to you this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord. And this will be the sign to you: You will find a Babe wrapped in swaddling cloths, lying in a manger." Luke 2: 10-12

Edited by: Jennpurr at: 12/21/03 8:53 am
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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby amberbensontotallyrules4e » Sun Dec 21, 2003 11:55 am

This is fun to do with other people's names, and with friends. :applause lol

Depending on which last name you use for my gf (she interchanges 2), she's either a 007 impersonator (which I said above) or a topless barmaid (wahey!).

I did it for our favorite girls too- Willow= Drug Dealer and Tara= Slutty Housewife. I'm not sure that it's very flattering to Willow, but I like Tara's! Lol

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"Baby have you got to go away? Don't think I can take the pain. Won't you stay another day...?"~ East 17, sad but true

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby Jennpurr » Sun Dec 21, 2003 12:12 pm

Alyson Hannigan is a Boring Taxman



Amber Benson is a Shit Shovel Man :laugh



This thing is so fun.



Sarah Michelle Gellar is Annoying Office Gossip :rollin



And for kicks I did Alyssa Milano :drool and she is a Gay RAF Captain :lol



Jen


||My Fan Fiction and More!|| ||My Yahoo Group||
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Then the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid, for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy which will be to all people. For there is born to you this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord. And this will be the sign to you: You will find a Babe wrapped in swaddling cloths, lying in a manger." Luke 2: 10-12

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby J uk » Sun Dec 21, 2003 1:30 pm

My ex is a Whore. I already knew that!

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby so why so sad » Sun Dec 21, 2003 2:20 pm

:lol Drag Queen :lol



That is fun :laugh





To accumulate merit and wisdom

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby AmbeRocks » Sun Dec 21, 2003 3:59 pm

whore too...



guess marina and DrG could be my pimps...!!:laugh





jen

There is such a variety of well-invented things that the earth is like the breasts of a woman: useful as well as pleasing - Nietzsche

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby Cazzie » Sun Dec 21, 2003 4:02 pm

Crap Street Busker!





Cazzie
 


Re: Career Generator OT

Postby Betinha » Sun Dec 21, 2003 4:09 pm

My screen name made me a Cotton Picker!



My real name made me a Pantomime Horse!



Oh, what a bright future: A Cotton-picking pantomime horse!!:confused

Betinha
 


Re: Career Generator OT

Postby FlyingPoppy » Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:49 am

Hmm...this thing must know something about what I like. My screen name says drunk footballer and my real name gives drunk journalist.

Life can suck, but at least there's chocolate - Cicca

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby fidds » Mon Dec 22, 2003 4:16 am

wow-i'm a porn film director -haha!





*hannah*

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I just needed someone to talk to, you were just too busy with yourself, you were never there for me to express how i felt ,i just stuffed it down- *STAIND -FADE*

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby pioggia acida » Mon Dec 22, 2003 7:26 am

um... with my whole name i am a blowup doll.. and with just my first name i get to be a call girl (runs off to collect money from my gf)

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if no-one wants to play with me then i am going to go to my room and play with myself... play by myself, i meant play by myself..."

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby Yellow Crayon » Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:20 pm

Pop Star Wanna Be...





hmmm...:hmm

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby LokiPromise » Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:30 pm

This is so funny, a Blind Sign Writer is for me, hmm, I wonder how that actually works???:confused

BB:Hello Xander...and Anya, how is your money?!

A:Fine!Thank you for asking!

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby TaraManiac » Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:47 pm

Gay Policeman :hmm lol



-Lila-

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Re: Career Generator OT

Postby SySnootles » Tue Dec 23, 2003 5:04 pm

Using my proper name, I'd be a wig. :confused



Using my familiar name, I'd be a drunk journalist. :pinky :letter

Catie



When I'm 130 years old, I want a pill that makes me so happy and so unself-conscious and so randy I'm willing to make love to my fuzzy bed slippers on my front lawn and yodel at the same time. -- Scott Adams from Dilbert and the way of the Weasel

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