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Collected Short Fic by Jixer

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Re: Midnight Clear

Postby jixer » Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:25 pm

Hello Kittens-



One of the best presents for the season-Kitten Feedback!



russ- Thank you for your goosebumps. I'm taking my old copy of "The Shepherd" to work tonight. The more I think about it Pens is a perfect place for the theme of hope in darkness, and kindness never goes out of style.





To all the Kittens wishes for a wonderful holiday season.





Jixer



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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby Mierke » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:10 am

I totally LOVE your fic! I know I said that before, but I did have to say it again ;)



My favourite from this collection is the one about Giles. I nearly cried with that one :blush

When things fall apart, you put them back together. Not give up.

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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby jixer » Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:02 am

Hello Kittens-



Oh my! I'm a year late with a reply! I'm abusing Kittens!:(



Mierke- I like writing the short stories because they give me a chance to explore more of the possibilities both of W&T and of their family. I'm glad you enjoy them. BTW-Giles is my Beta's favorite character.



Thanks everyone,



Jixer





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Telling The Parents

Postby jixer » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:23 pm







Title: Telling The Parents

Author: Jixer

E-mail: jixers at yahoo.com

Feedback: Please. Bouquets and brickbats welcome

Distribution: Any free fanfiction site

Spoilers: None.

Rating: PG.

Pairing: W/T

Disclaimer: All characters of BtVS are owned by Mutant Enemy and Joss Whedon. If they were mine we’d be watching a show with a black and white cat in the credits.

Summary: Certain things have been left unsaid.









Telling The Parents











Tara ran her hands through Willow’s hair as they snuggled under the covers. Willow sighed happily. She had her girl, she was graduating from U.C. Sunnydale with honors, her graduate degree would be done at Cal Tech, and Tara had a job through one of Joyce’s friends at Los Angeles’ most exclusive gallery waiting for her after graduation. Life was perfect.



“Honey, have you talked to your Mom?” Tara asked sleepily.



“About what?” Willow asked.



“The dinner, silly,” Tara said with a smile. “The celebration for your graduation. I got a very nice invitation in the mail.”



“How…?” Willow asked, or tried to.



“I was at the Espresso Pump and I saw your mother,” Tara explained. “She was excited about the dinner and you graduating.”



“Oh…” Willow’s world grew very close and confining.



“What’s wrong?” Tara asked.



“They don’t know,” Willow said weakly. “I’ve never told them, not really.”



“About what?” Tara asked.



“Us,” Willow replied. “Me. Me and us and…”



“Oh,” Tara said very quietly.



“Which is stupid,” Willow said shaking. “I mean I’ve brought you home to dinner how many times? Not to mention we’re going to be moving to LA together and sharing an apartment and when they visit there’s going to be the one bed and…do you think it can wait until just a bit longer?”



“How long?” Tara asked gently.



“Until I’m sixty,” Willow said hopefully.



“Honey,” Tara began.



“They deserve to know,” Willow said with more resolution than she felt in her quaking heart. “I’ll tell them tomorrow.”





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“Honey!” Sheila Rosenberg said with a surprised smile. “I didn’t know you were coming by.”



“I just-I’ve got to tell you something,” Willow blurted out. “You and Dad.”



“Alright, Willow,” Sheila said with some concern. “Ira, Willow’s here.”



“Hi honey,” Ira said poking his head out of his study. “What’s the occasion?”



“I’m…I’m thinking this would be better sitting down,” Willow said quickly.



“Is there a problem at school?” Ira asked worriedly as they went into the living room.



“No,” Willow said sitting uncomfortably on the old ottoman. “It’s not school, it’s me. Mom, Dad, I’ve met somebody very special.”



“Tara’s a wonderful girl,” Ira said nodding.



“So nice,” Sheila beamed. “Polite and a good listener, too. There aren’t many like her these days.”



“Ahhhh…” Willow said as her carefully crafted speech unraveled in her brain.



“Are you going to Canada to get married?” Sheila asked.



“Honey, I know how you feel about that, but the girls are the ones who’d have to make that decision,” Ira said gently.



“She’d let a girl like Tara get away?” Sheila said in disbelief. Then Sheila looked at her daughter. “You are at least thinking about marrying her, aren’t you?”        



“How long have you known I was gay?” Willow finally sputtered.



“For a while now,” Ira said with a puzzled look, as if she had asked him how long there had been gravity.



“I can’t tell you how relieved I was when you brought Tara home for dinner,” Sheila said shaking her head. “I thought for sure you were pining after that Summers girl.”



“Thank God for Tara,” Ira sighed.



“Buffy’s a nice girl,” Willow said by reflex. “But not that way.”



“I’m sure,” her mother said in a polite but unmoved manner. “Now, about your dinner. Is there going to be an announcement?”



“Mother!”









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Re: Telling The Parents

Postby eklipsej » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:40 pm

Holy moses Jixer...you crack me up! I was getting nervous and prepping myself for some angst. I thought for a minute there it would get bad, that Tara would be all upset about Willow not telling the 'rents, and Willow's mom throwing a hissy fit.



But Willow's parents already knowing and being so great about it, what a curveball!



I especially love this part:



Quote:
“I can’t tell you how relieved I was when you brought Tara home for dinner,” Sheila said shaking her head. “I thought for sure you were pining after that Summers girl.”



“Thank God for Tara,” Ira sighed.




Thank God for Tara indeed!



And thank God for you Jixer! Just when I start to get jaded from all the super-angsty fics out there, there you are with a wonderfully happy and funny vignette to sooth me up!

eklipsej
 


Re: Telling The Parents

Postby hidden watson » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:46 am

You've touched upon the innermost secret desire and fantasy of every young (and old) gay person. Acceptance and support freely given, by the very people you expect to be difficult. Sigh. Sorry, don't want to spoil your funny, upbeat and utterly heart-warming story! Reading it was like indulging in the most decadent liqueur chocolate, pure sweetness then as you bite into the center, the filling warms you even more.



My favorite, awwww moment:
Quote:
"I’ve met somebody very special.”



“Tara’s a wonderful girl,”




She is, isn't she. Sigh.

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Re: Re: Telling The Parents

Postby behindhereyes » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:12 pm

Jixer



What a world this would be if that response was the norm, and not more the exception. Just know that you've sent me out into the world today... my eyes brighter, filled with hope for us all !



:bow



behindhereyes

Kim

"To the world, you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world"

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Re: Telling The Parents

Postby jixer » Sat Jan 08, 2005 4:47 pm

Hello Kittens-





The world outside is gray and cold, but I smile for I have Kitten Feedback! It's better than a cup of hot chocolate :)





eklipsej- There have to be the angst-free stories too, or at least angst-lite. They're a wonderful pick me up for the writer as well.



hidden watson- Sometimes the secrets we hold are somewhat less than secret. Moms tend to find out things and no doubt Tara made things much easier for Willow's parents.



behindhereyes- Nothing better could be said for my story! Thank you, Kim.



And my thanks to everyone who gave some of their time for my story.





Jixer



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Re: Telling The Parents

Postby russ » Sat Jan 08, 2005 7:08 pm

At first reading, this story seemed mostly humourous. Angst-free, or at least "angst-lite." On rereading, however, the angst is definitely there, though still mostly hidden beneath the humour. I can only imagine Willow's paralyzing fear at making such a huge revelation to her parents. Watson & Kim have movingly expressed the yearning for that kind of acceptance from parents.



The main humour comes from you doing what you do so well: giving an unexpected twist to characters we thought we knew. The Rosenbergs haven't often been presented as models of good parents, yet here they are not so much as batting an eye at Willow's revelation.



Poor Willow is rendered speechless as her mom nags her about getting married. Not just the carefully crafted speech is unravelling; I think the brain itself is beginning to fray.



I find myself frequently using the word "gem" to describe your short stories, Jixer. This time eklipsej says it best, though: "a wonderfully happy and funny vignette to sooth me up!"

Russ



When we love and give it everything we've got, no matter what the consequences, we are doing what we were put here to do -- Geneen Roth

Edited by: russ at: 1/8/05 6:09 pm
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Re: Telling The Parents

Postby jixer » Sun Jan 09, 2005 10:35 pm

Hello Kittens-



Like 'thank you', 'flannel sheets', and 'more chocolate' the two words 'Kitten feedback' are very happy together.



russ- While I have never been in Willow's place I think we all know the feeling. That moment you must be vulnerable, whatever the circumstance, those 'butterflies' in the stomach are really a flight of B-52s. It's just this time they're loaded with flowers.



And of course Sheila had to 'hint' about settling down.



Thanks for taking the time to leave your wonderful words,





Jixer

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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby jixer » Tue May 17, 2005 8:16 am

Title: The Witch Queen Of Sunnydale
Author: Jixer
E-mail: jixers at yahoo.com
Feedback: Please. Bouquets and brickbats welcome
Distribution: Any free fanfiction site
Spoilers: Up through Tough Love.
Rating: PG.
Pairing: W/T
Disclaimer: All characters of BtVS are owned by Mutant Enemy and Joss Whedon. If they were mine we’d be watching a show with a black and white cat in the credits.
Summary: A darker look at one of my favorite characters




THE WITCH QUEEN OF SUNNYDALE








Tara Maclay felt totally awful. Around her the Multicultural Fair swirled. The normally fascinating variations in music and color were distant and drab. She’d had a fight with Willow that could have, should have been avoided. She could have trusted the redhead and brought up her concerns. Tara knew she’d ruined the best thing in her life.

Then the impossible happened. Warm fingers interlaced with hers. Tara looked up but saw, instead of her best hope, her worst fear.

“Is this seat taken?” Glory asked brightly.

Tara didn’t really hear the mad god’s words for the next moment. An insanely lighthearted skein of killing and helplessness barely registered as the witch looked at a being that brought an endless, lost madness to her victims.

Then the pain lanced through her hand. Tara struggled not to cry out. People would try to help. They’d die. Then to her horror Glory brought up her throbbing hand and licked it. The hellgod spat with disgust.

“You lying little tramp!” Glory hissed. “You’re not the Key! You’re nothing! Just another worthless human being!”

“I didn’t-” Tara tried to say.

“I hate being lied to!” Glory pouted. “It makes me feel so betrayed.” Then the thing in a beautiful woman’s form turned to face Tara directly. “Hey!” You wanna make it all better? If you tell me who the Key really is…I’ll let you go.”

Tara felt fear for her family race through her. Glory read her alarm on her face, and added pressure in her words and crushing strength. Fear and pain brought tears to Tara’s eyes and she began to cry softly. Glory’s anger at the witch’s silence brought another tightening on an already shattered hand.

*Enough* Sounded in the god’s mind. Glory glared at Tara.

“Who-is-the-key?” she snarled.


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Willow had been running forever. Tara was alone because of her. What if she was hurt? What if Glory killed her? The red haired witch tasted bile as she barreled into the crowded park. She saw Glory holding Tara’s hand and saw Tara’s tears. Willow’s concentration shattered as she struggled to get to Tara.


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Tara looked at Glory. Not for an instant had she ever considered giving up Dawn. Tara met Glory’s eyes. The auburn haired monster read the defiance there.

*I said that’s enough, bitch!*

“Fine!” Glory snapped. “Let’s get crazy!”

Tara tried to pull away and in her fear felt her power touch something she should know…


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Willow saw Glory’s hands raise towards Tara’s temples. She was trying to speak a spell in panic. Then her power touched something almost familiar…


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The hands that touched Tara’s face were warm, human, and male. Ben looked at Tara. He looked stunned, then horrified. Tara couldn’t understand where Glory had gone or why Ben was wearing her dress.

“Oh God!” Ben almost whimpered. “I’m sorry!”

Then he leapt up and, for a man, ran away fairly gracefully in heels. He dodged through the crowd. Then Willow was holding Tara and the blonde witch started to cry and clung to her lover with desperation. Willow looked up trying to find the creature that had hurt her girl. Willow saw a flash of red, and recognized the dress if not the man in it. As she watched with rage and fear in her heart his grace failed him and he pitched headlong into a booth with full of pottery.


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The owner of Sea Breeze Song Sparrow’s Pots Of Power looked up just in time to see a really handsome cross-dresser trip towards her wares. She thought something small had darted between his legs but that very brief thought was driven out by the horror of watching that cute face fall onto and shatter her largest glazed pot.


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“Where is she?” Tara asked in a frightened voice.

“I think-” Willow looked at the last place she’d seen the dress clearly. There was a crowd there now. Then a bicycle cop wheeled up. The crowd parted to reveal a man in a dress sprawled on the display of the booth. The fall of scarlet liquid made Willow shield Tara’s view. Then a veil seemed to part in her thoughts.

“Glory turned into Ben!” She and Willow said at once.


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“Ben turned into Glory!” Dawn blurted out suddenly.

“What?” Buffy said looking around the kitchen. “Where?”

“At the hospital!” Dawn said shaking her head. “I just remembered! One second he was trying to get me out of there and then he turned into her. Why couldn’t I remember that?”

“It might have been a spell,” Buffy said grabbing the phone.


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Spike was ambling down his favorite stretch of sewer when a he heard steps behind him. He whirled around, deftly protecting his new carton of smokes. In the pale light of the sewer Doc looked at him with a puzzled expression.

“Don’t worry,” the mild looking man said. “I don’t smoke.”

“Right,” Spike said relaxing a bit. “Why are you down here in this nasty sewer?”

“Oh, it’s not so bad,” Doc shrugged. “Not as historic as London’s of course.”

“Yeah, well, not much can compare to those elegant beauties,” Spike agreed.

“Prague comes close,” Doc added thoughtfully. “But Paris was always overrated.”

“It’s the tourists,” Spike said with nod. “Now, why are you down here?”

“Looking for you, actually,” Doc replied pleasantly. “Something big happened in the local magic. Really big.”

“And?”

“You know the Slayer’s witches, right?” Doc asked hopefully.

“Oh yeah,” Spike answered. “Red and her bird are top flight. Cute too.”

“Are they good or evil?” Doc asked intently.

“What?” Spike said with a surprised grin. “They hang out with the bloody Slayer and do the hocus pocus for her.”

“Yes, but that doesn’t say what path they follow,” Doc pointed out.

“I know what path they follow,” the vampire said with a leer. When Doc seemed simply puzzled Spike shrugged. “Tara’s a real old style, born in the blood good witch. Path of Light, the whole nine yards. Red can get a bit possessive but she’s a good kid, worries about rules and whatnot.”

“It wasn’t them,” Doc said mostly to himself. “But they’re…Thank you, Spike.”

“Hey!” Spike called after him as Doc walked away with a look of concentration. “What’s the big mojo news?”

Doc looked up with a start. “You don’t know?” he asked.

“Don’t touch the stuff myself,” Spike explained.

“Glorificus is dead,” Doc sighed. “She was after the shy witch.”


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Willow watched helplessly as the doctor and nurses carefully bound Tara’s hand. Tara had been afraid to take too much of the pain medication and Willow could feel her heart break with every wince on Tara’s face. Finally the cast team finished and left with a spate of orders. There was a commotion at the opening to the bay as the splint team left.

“Tara!” Dawn almost shouted with relief in her voice. “Oh my God…”

“It doesn’t h-hurt much,” Tara lied softly.

“Glory?” Buffy asked with steel in her voice.

“She broke thirteen bones in Tara’s hand,” Willow said with a voice flat from anger.

“Why?” Dawn asked horrified.

“She thought I w-w-w-” Tara tried to answer.

“The Key,” Willow said angrily, then regretted her tone as Dawn flinched. “Dawn, it’s not-”

“My fault?” Dawn asked on the edge of tears.

“You didn’t do this,” Tara said with a firm but gentle voice. “You didn’t ask to be turned into a teenager.”

“In a small town,” Willow added, “On a Hellmouth,”

“Is she alright?” Xander asked as he hurried into the bay. The he looked at Tara’s hand and blanched.

“It looks worse than it is,” Tara said with a smile that fooled no one.

“You’ll impress the shopkeeper with that stiff upper lip,” Spike said from the entrance.

“What are you doing here?” Xander demanded.

“Bearing news,” Spike said lazily. “And checking up on Red’s bird. The Watcher said she was here and Red was hysterical.”

“We’re fine,” Willow said not leaving Tara’s side.

“What’s the news?” Buffy asked brusquely. “And what is it going to cost me?”

“I’ll put it on your tab,” Spike said with a grin. “Turns out the big bad is dead, and somebody’s asking about your witches.”


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In Doc’s book-filled house a door opened and then stood there slightly ajar. Beneath his muttering an incantation there was the sound of glass sliding on wood but the white haired human looking demon didn’t look up. His tail reached out and grabbed a glass phial from behind him. Suddenly he felt another presence and looked up into green eyes.

“You do exist,” he said with a detached tone. Then he touched what looked like a watermark left from bachelor living and smiled. “Encase entire,” he intoned. A blue light surrounded his opponent. “Sorry, I can’t have you interfering while I eliminate your channels.”

*Of course,* a voice agreed too easily in his mind. *But shouldn’t that have been oxidized dragon blood then?*

Doc looked down with horror as the beaker in front of him thrummed.


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In line at the hospital pharmacy Tara let out a small cry and grabbed her wrapped hand.

“What is it?” Willow asked in a frightened voice.

“Crushing…” Tara gasped.


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In Doc’s house there was a fiery explosion that left charred bits of the former demon scattered in his workroom. A tall version of Glory’s minions burst into the room. He looked at the destruction with dismay and then saw the figure on the desk. He dropped to his knees.

“Spare me, oh Queen of the Witches!” he cried out. “I tremble before your power!”

*Nicely groveled*

“Thank you,” he said in an obsequious voice. “Your thoughts are golden treasures of wisdom.”

*Listen to me and do as I say and you will live to toady again*

“Anything, Your Magnificence,” he replied.


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Tara suddenly sighed in relief. “It’s stopped, whatever it was,” she said with relief.

“Maybe it was phantom pain,” Xander suggested with a desperate sounding hope. “Or maybe you need more pain drugs.”

“Or something else is happening here,” Buffy muttered. “Will, are the warning spells still around the Magic Box?”

“Yeah,” Willow said with a protective arm around Tara’s shoulders.

“Xander, take Tara and Willow to the Magic Box,” Buffy said quickly. “Take Dawn with you. Tell Giles what’s happening.”

“Why can’t I go with you?” Dawn asked. “Glory’s dead.”

Buffy grabbed Dawn’s arm and pulled her sister away. Buffy leaned close. “Listen,” Buffy said softly. “You know Tara thinks of you as her little sister and you know how she worries.”

“Oh,” Dawn said subdued.

“Keep an eye on both of them,” Buffy instructed. “Willow’s pretty much frazzled. Also I need you to make sure Xander tells Giles everything. Giles will need to know everything to start the research. We’ve got to protect Tara and Willow. Got it?”

“Right,” Dawn said resolutely. “Watch Willow and Tara, make sure Xander gets the story straight. Can I help with the research?”

“Don’t ignore Will and Tara,” Buffy warned.

“I won’t!” Dawn replied. Then the teenager returned to the group and helped Willow get Tara’s jacket back on her and went with the others without a word. Spike watched them leave and then looked at Buffy.

“What did you say to her?” he asked.

“I appealed to a higher power.”


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“Extraordinary,” Giles said at the end of Xander’s recitation of the day’s events with only a few prompts from Dawn. “A co-joined deity and mortal.”

“This was supposed to be an exile for Glory,” Anya said with shudder. “Imagine being saddled with a mortal.”

“Quite,” Giles said with meaningful look at his junior partner. “So where is Buffy going?”

“She’s going to talk to the guy who was asking about us,” Willow said. “I should have gone with them.”

“Not without me,” Tara said softly.

“I think you’re where you need to be,” Giles said.


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The flames roared in the remains of Doc’s house, but beyond the brightness of the windows there was no sign of the fire on the exterior walls of the house. It wasn’t until the Slayer and the vampire turned onto the street that the Witch Queen leapt from the last unburned patch of Doc’s workbench into the heart of the flames.


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Buffy’s eyes widened when she saw the house burst into flame. She began to run forward and then saw a figure stagger away from the burning structure’s porch. Buffy grabbed the scurrying being and then wished gloves were more fashionable. The small, scabby minion looked at her with terror.

“Don’t kill me!” he squealed. “I have a message!”

“A message?” Buffy said drawing him closer and then thinking better of it. “From who?”

“She who did this!” the minion said pointing at the burning house.

“Glory?” Buffy asked with angry fear.

At the name of the late hellgod the small creature began to weep.

“No, not her!” he said brokenly. “The one who killed her, the Witch Queen!”

“Who?” Buffy asked suddenly ignoring the smell.

“The Witch Queen!” the minion sobbed. “The cruel, capricious legend is true. We ignored the signs and now we are doomed to return to lives of chartered accountancy.”

“Bloody hell,” Spike muttered and stepped away from the minion.


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The group clustered around the table looked up from their respective books at the sound of the bell over the Magic Box’s front door. Tara seemed to have given a slight start and Buffy felt a stab of failure. The Slayer had enough control to not show her anger as the blonde witch gently set her arm on the table.

“Any luck?” Giles asked hopefully.

“We caught a bottom feeder but we let him go,” Buffy replied. “But before we did he said somebody called the Witch Queen killed Glory.”

“Did Bigfoot help her?” Xander asked with a shake of his head.

“She’s real,” Anya snapped. “Damn, that makes sense.”

“You knew her?” Xander asked.

“Never met her,” Anya said with a shrug. “She was really stand-offish anyway. She’s older than dirt and crotchety.”

“If she saved Tara, I’d say she’s okay,” Willow said quickly.

“Oh, she does that too,” Anya said. “Pull a kid out of well and the orphan has pockets full of gold. Unbalance the magic of some stupid little town with a Hellmouth though and you get your butt teleported to the land of Perpetual Tuesday with nothing but your skin and a ringing headache.”

“A Hellmouth?” the others asked almost as one.

“Yes,” Anya said. “There was something else about this that fits but I can’t remember what it is.”

“Yes, something about evil and…” Giles said. He frowned thoughtfully and began to look through the books. “Anya, do we have a copy of Mercier’s Illustrated History of Witchcraft?”

“No, somebody sold it to get their BMW’s transmission fixed,” Anya replied snappishly.

“Oh,” Giles said softly.

“I have one,” Tara said softly.

“You do?” Giles asked.

“It was my m-mother’s,” Tara explained.

“Then I’m sure it’s in excellent condition,” Giles said gently.

“Shall I go get it?” Tara asked.

“If you don’t mind, can we all go?” Buffy said quickly. “I know Glory’s gone but until we know what we’re up against I’d like to make sure everyone’s safe.”

“I’m kind of feeling safer in a group as well,” Willow agreed. “I think we’re guest ready.”

“There won’t be any sex toys out in view, will there?” Anya asked. “I know how private you two are about your more physical lesbian activities.”

“No,” Willow said turning a beet red.

“Thank you for your concern,” Tara said blushing but smiling for the first time since she’d come to Magic Box.

“Friends do that for each other,” Anya said smiling brightly.

“Yeah,” Xander said quickly. “I’ll get your coat, honey.”

As the Scoobies made ready to depart Buffy helped Tara and Willow get their things. With Dawn out of the way Buffy looked Tara in the eye and asked softly, “She wanted the Key, didn’t she?”

“Um,” Tara said. Then she nodded quickly.

“Thank you,” Buffy said quickly and turned away.

It took half an hour and several squabbles about seating before two carloads of Scoobies with an attached Key and vampire arrived at Stephenson Hall. Willow opened the door carefully and was greeted with the sight of Miss Kitty washing her tail industriously.

“Hi baby,” Tara said as she reached out to pick up the cat. She used her right hand without thinking and Miss Kitty sniffed the cast and then licked it. “Sorry, honey, I’m afraid tummy rubs are out of the question for a while.”

“You’re good with your left hand,” Willow pointed out hopefully.

“Don’t,” Buffy warned Spike. Xander just turned a bit more red.

“The Mercier?” Giles asked with restrained curiosity.

“Second shelf down,” Tara said. “Next to Nineteenth Century Art.”

“Ah yes,” Giles said pulling it out carefully. “Here we are.”

The group gathered around and looked at the nearly two hundred year old book. On one page there was a chapter headed in French and on the facing page there was an exquisite woodcut. An ancient and yet regal crone looked out with royal confidence. The only thing marring the picture was a small, blackened space on the right bottom that none of the Scoobies really noticed.

“Here it is,” Giles read. “Mercier writes that the Witch Queen defeated Set in the First Dynasty, and was cursed to be forever linked to evil places. She’s powerful, dangerous, fickle, and can be kind or cruel for the least of reasons or for none at all.”

“Sounds like any other woman,” Spike muttered.

“Further, Mercier says that two bonded witches, good but living in a evil place, are sure markers that the Witch Queen is nearby. They are her balance.”

That’s what I couldn’t remember,” Anya said quickly.

“They’re bonded,” Dawn said. “And good.”

“And Sunnydale is Hellmouth Central,” Buffy mused.

*But it doesn’t explain everything* tickled in Giles’ subconscious.

“Still, that leaves some things unanswered,” Giles said aloud.

*Maybe it’s just the two good witches in a bad place* Xander was sure he thought.

“Maybe it’s just Willow and Tara being good on a Hellmouth,” Xander said.

“Did either of you feel any stirring of your power before Glory changed?” Giles asked carefully.

“Something,” Tara said in a shaky voice.

“I couldn’t get the spell out,” Willow said flatly. “Then something happened and Ben was there.”

“Perhaps together you’re more powerful than either of you know,” Giles said musing aloud.

“But what about the legend?” Anya insisted. “I knew this demon, who was bound to a wizard who lover’s sister actually saw the Witch Queen. And then there was the time I was doing a vengeance gig in Nepal-”

“Perpetual Tuesday,” Giles interjected. “But were you doing anything at the time that could have unbalanced the local Hellmouth manifestation?”

“Well, I was hung over,” Anya admitted. Willow snorted very softly. “Listen! Tequila was a new thing then!”

“You tried to do magic with a tequila hangover?” Tara asked aghast.

“Okay, not the brightest choice,” Anya admitted. “But I figured I’d borrow some power from the Hellmouth and the next thing I know, no weekends. That cleaned me up fast.”

*Legend explaining phenomena* Giles reasoned suddenly.

“Because it was a Hellmouth and there were two good witches in town it must have been the Witch Queen?” Giles asked.

“What else could it have been?” Anya asked.

“Two bonded witches, their connection increasing their power beyond anything they could normally do, protecting their community without conscious thought,” Giles said in his most irritating lecture voice.

“And when their bond was threatened the two best witches in Sunnydale stopped Glory in her tracks,” Dawn said proudly.

“The two most tired witches in Sunnydale,” Buffy said firmly when Willow tried to hide her yawn. “The ones who are going to bed after we leave them alone.”

There was a fairly quick leave taking, with hugs and reassuring words for both Tara and Willow. Anya’s embrace of Tara was most careful, but she recovered for Willow. Finally it was just the two of them. Tara slumped on the bed and petted a curled up Miss Kitty carefully with her left hand before Willow took over getting ready for sleep. Like a mother hen with one chick Willow gave Tara her medications, checked the dressing, helped with Tara’s pajamas, and finally crawled into bed next to her love.

“Are you okay?” Willow asked anxiously.

“I’m getting there,” Tara replied sleepily. “I’m sorry about the fight.”

“I should have listened,” Willow said bitterly.

“I should have spoken sooner,” Tara said with a tear.

“Why didn’t you?” Willow asked, “I need you Tara. I need you to tell me when I’m getting in over my head. And I need you to be with me for about the next eighty years or so.”

“I know that in my heart now,” Tara admitted more happily.

“Never doubt it again,” Willow said with a firm nod of her head.

“Even when you’re lusting after Angelina Jolie in a tank top?” Tara asked in a teasing tone.

“I never!” Willow gasped.

“You’re blushing,” Tara said with a smile.

Willow reached over and turned out the light. “There,” the redhead announced. “No blushing, see?”

Tara’s reply was to gently caress Willow’s hot cheek. “Nope, can’t see any blushing.”

Willow felt Tara shift her position and snuggle closer. “Go to sleep, honey.” Willow said softly.

“Okay…” Tara mumbled. Her rhythmic deep breaths soon showed her obedience.

A moment later Willow relaxed just enough for everything she’d been through that day finally catch up to her. She shivered slightly and fell asleep with a protective arm around Tara.

In the dark Miss Kitty leapt up onto the desk and glanced at the book, concentrating on the small smudge on the right bottom of the illustration. *A pity,* she thought, but only to herself. *Mercier was a genius. He caught me perfectly. Not a bad job with Hannah either.*

She blinked and the book closed and floated back to its place on the shelf. The girls would not question that. Then she leapt off and sprang into bed, careful not to wake them. She eased down and began to lick Tara’s wounded hand gently. *Foolishly brave, fiercely loyal, true lovers, and defenders of the good.* Miss Kitty mused to herself. *Not to mention the best belly rubs since the Bronze Age. This will be healed and I need to keep a closer eye on you two in the future. You’re going to be my channels of good for a long, long time.*

Then the Witch Queen let out a soft purr and went to sleep.
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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby wintersdreamer » Tue May 17, 2005 12:41 pm

Nothing like a Jixer story / update to make a rotten day immeasurably better. Thank you.



“Spare me, oh Queen of the Witches!” he cried out. “I tremble before your power!”

*Nicely groveled*

“Thank you,” he said in an obsequious voice. “Your thoughts are golden treasures of wisdom.”

*Listen to me and do as I say and you will live to toady again*

“Anything, Your Magnificence,” he replied.



Lovin that coversation - ssssooooo politly regal MKF was..... :bow

The discussion between Doc and Spike about the merits of various sewers through the world was wonderful!! Just the sort of converstation you imagion between 2 old world traveling demons !
I also *really* like the fact that you showed Buffy as being intelligent enough to get her sister to work with her ...instead of the yelling and screaming bit. And having Buffy thank Tara was a very nice touch also.

Looking forward to more of your work,

:read

PS - Tara McClay Citizen of the Galaxy II ...... anytime soonish ?????
I like the pre WW1 politics - have had to go back to my old history books!
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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby meretricious » Tue May 17, 2005 1:20 pm

jixer, having glory revert to ben before any brainsucking could occur was genius! seems like such an obvious thing to do now that you've done it, but i'm sure i've never seen it before and it's such a wonderful twist. then you throw in another wonderfully written story to boot, absolutely made my day. i didn't quite get the signifigance of the smudge on the book, though, i need to reread and see what i'm missing.
love the idea of anya having bad magic mojo due to tequila hangover, i don't even like to try being upright after tequila shooters, let alone attempting magic on a hellmouth. and "sea breeze song sparrow's pots of power", that had me laughing out loud, such a perfectly pretentious art fair kinda name. and the image of a cross dressing ben bowling for pottery face first is going to be in my head for a while, too.
of course it's awful about tara's hand, but compared to the damage glory was about to do, 13 hand fractures seems like a small price to pay, glad the witch queen was close at hand to spare them more trauma
excellent tale jixer!~mary
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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby the hero factor » Tue May 17, 2005 3:33 pm

The owner of Sea Breeze Song Sparrow’s Pots Of Power looked up just in time to see a really handsome cross-dresser trip towards her wares.


Hee! Really handsome cross-dresser. That cracked me up.

Great story, jixer. Even though I love Season 5, it's nice to think that without a big Glory showdown, and no Buffy death, the events of Season 6, which I hate, may not come to pass. So yay Miss Kitty Fantastico, uh, I mean, The Witch Queen!
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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby justin » Wed May 18, 2005 11:20 am

That was a great story.

All through I was thinking, so who's this witch queen then? I suppose that I should have guessed that it would be Miss Kitty Fantastico

The only thing I don't understand is, you said that this was a darker look at one of your favourite characters. MKF was just protecting Willow and Tara, what's so dark about that?

Unless you meant a different character
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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby jixer » Wed May 18, 2005 2:20 pm

Hello Kittens-


Slowly I’m getting back to normal (such as it is). The Kitten Feedback helps!


wintersdreamer- Like a classic sewer system really good toadying never seems to go out of style, especially with an appreciative royal with power.

The Buffy we get in Pens seems to be burnished by W&T.

I’m sorry! I keep making notes for the next Miss Tara Maclay and my Beta has taken to pointed comments. After I wrap up Lost Pages (nearly done with the last chapter) and Instruments Available (soon, barring another virus taking advantage) I will have it onto the phosphor screen.

meretricious- Thank you. I was impressed with Amber’s acting, but given what followed I was wondering ‘what if?’ Then I thought of that other underused character, MKF, and a story slipped out.

About the smudge-MKF tells us that artist was great and had captured her perfectly. Now given how curious humans are seeing your exact cat in a very old illustration in a magic book might lead to questions.

BTW-I’m glad to see other people have been dragged to art fairs :)

the hero factor- Cross-dressing is hard enough without a crazy hellgod choosing the clothes not to mention never having a say in the accessories.

Now that things have branched off of canon I just may have to do a couple of follow up stories with the Witch Queen. Something along the lines of “The Witch Queen And The Demon Bikers” perhaps.

justin-No, it is Miss Kitty. But here while she’s gentle and warm with her pets she’s manipulative, secretive, imperious, lethal, and…oh wait. She’s a cat. I see your point.


Thanks to everyone for their time with my story,


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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby russ » Wed May 18, 2005 8:33 pm

Hi Jixer,

Sorry to hear that you've been having a rough time, or, as it were, been plastered against the windshield of life. I see that you've emerged with your writing prowess intact. Indeed, this may be your best short piece yet. (wait a minute, I say that about each new one, don't I?)

The story certainly starts out in a dark place, with both Willow & Tara in a deep funk over that ridiculously contrived fight. Right away we're drawn into Tara's despair, followed by Willow's panic and self-blame as she tries in vain to get to Tara in time.

Glory's assault is chilling as we feel the god's madness and Tara's fear and pain.

Then, just in time, the Jixer humour kicks in as Ben "for a man, ran away fairly gracefully in heels." Quite an image. One has to wonder how Ben functioned at all, when he would keep suddenly appearing in Glory's apparel.

I think it was the "something small" darting between his legs that gave the first clue as to the Witch Queen's identity.

The darkness continues, though. Ben is quite casually killed (and somehow I don't feel bad about it). Doc gets what's coming to him, and the minion's revelation ... well, I must tell my brother the CA!

Feeling pretty Anya-ish about that feline witch queen. Sure, she saves Tara and does in Glory -- big plus there. On the other hand, she ruthlessly manipulates everyone's thoughts in ways that got Willow in big trouble in canon. Cats have enough power as it is; they're not to be trusted with this sort of magickal ability! On the other hand, looking forward to those sequals.

Glad you're back posting again.

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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby jixer » Fri May 20, 2005 10:42 am

Hello Kittens-

The very existence of Kitten feedback makes preparing for a work weekend bearable.


russ- I understand about the misgivings concerning so much power in feline hands, especially on a Hellmouth. Fortunately she is quite fond of her channels. Of course now the sequals are brewing. Oh dear.

Also at this point I should point out Chartered Accountancy is a fine profession. Mike Hoare, the Congo mercenary, was a CA. Something else for your brother :)


Thanks for your continued support,


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Two For A Penny

Postby jixer » Sat Aug 06, 2005 10:27 pm

Title: Two For A Penny
E-mail: jixers at yahoo.com
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Distribution: Any free fanfiction site, just tell me.
Spoilers: Season 6, AKA shark jump
Rating: PG
Pairing: W&T
Disclaimer: What, do I look like I own these characters? They belong to Joss Whedon, not that he cares.



Two For A Penny


The birdsong was in the wrong place. That’s what caught Willow’s attention. Then she listened and heard the desperate note. She looked up in the huge store to see a sparrow sitting on the inside of a high window. Every few minutes it would try to fly against the glass. Then she heard the answering chirps, and echoing in them the same desperation. On the outside another sparrow sat, ruffled and dejected, matching the flight of trapped bird.

A mate, separated by things they could not understand.

You could just make the glass disappear for a second, the old her thought.

A tremor ran through the red head and she went looking for someone to do something. Willow found the middle aged woman who was nominally in charge at the automated check out lines.

“There’s a sparrow in the window,” Willow started.

“And his little mate is on the other side,” the woman sighed. “He was here yesterday. Its so sad, but there’s nothing anybody’s going to do about it.”

Willow just nodded and headed for the Customer Service Desk. A perky young man in a vest nodded as she told him about the bird.

“We get them in here all the time,” he said.

“Well, can you get this one out?” Willow asked.

“I’m sorry, but our policy is to let them get out on their own,” he said with as much gravity as he could muster.

“Well, how about lending me a ladder, oh, and a box-”

“Ma’am, we can’t let anybody do that!” he said in a horrified tone. “We’re liable!”

“I’ll sign a waiver!” Willow responded with some heat.

“I’m not authorized to do that,” he huffed. “You’ll have to call the
California branch headquarters and speak with their legal branch.”

“Or I can turn...fine,” Willow said with some effort.

“Thank you for-” the young man started but something about the way the red head turned away and stormed off made him hope she really never shopped in this store again.


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“Tara,” Willow said so softly it should have been lost in the noise of the hallway.

“H-Hi,” Tara said unsurely.

“Look, I know this is going to sound crazy but I was at that huge new megastore near Buffy’s and there was this sparrow only he-or maybe she-is stuck inside and the mate is on the other side and they’ve been there for at least a day because the clerk might not have been on duty when he got lost and-and they won’t let me do anything and I can’t use magic, I just can’t-”

“Why not?” Tara asked meeting Willow’s green eyes.

“I won’t have a chance...” Willow began. Then she looked away from those blue depths she needed so badly. “Not that I deserve one after what I’ve done.”

“Let’s go,” Tara said after a moment.

“But...thanks,” Willow replied.

It was an awkward walk. Both women were glad Sunnydale was a small town as they made their way to the store. Conversation sputtered half a dozen times, each silence longer than the last. They crossed the huge heat sink of a parking lot and seemed to wilt. Willow was about to say something when they heard the distant chirping. Tara smiled just a bit. Willow swallowed her words and just enjoyed Tara’s smile. They entered the automatic doors and Tara stopped just inside, listening to the sound the doors made.

“I might have a solution,” she said thoughtfully. Then she looked at the birds hopping on either side of the window.“Two for a penny.”

“What?” Willow said looking at Tara’s smile, now tinged with sadness.

“It’s something my mother used to quote,” Tara sighed. “I’ll explain later. Let’s take care of the mates first.”

“Do you need me to do anything?” Willow asked. “Fetch water? Hold your hand? Shut up?”

“Holding my hand would help,” Tara said gently. “Just for an anchor. It shouldn’t be to hard, but safety first.”

Willow accepted the excuse to hold Tara’s hand. She felt the tingle that wasn’t magic, and the deeper resonance that was. She felt Tara’s power shift gently. Both birds began to chirp.

Help! Trapped! Mate! Need! Need! Need!

The thoughts were raw and urgent. Willow felt her world closing about her. Suddenly Tara’s hand closed on hers more tightly and Willow could breathe.

Here. Mate this way. Tara’s presence said in a whisper.

Tara’s other hand opened.

Afraid! Mate! Afraid! Mate! Mate!

With a sudden flutter the tiny bird flew down to Tara’s hand. Willow looked at the open beaked bird, literally panting in fright in Tara’s hand. She felt him shudder as she held Tara’s hand. Together they walked outside.

DANGER! GO AWAY!

The small female flew screeching at the women. Tara flinched and the male flew out of her hand. Then he and the female made for the trees on the edge of the huge store’s lot. Tara looked at her hand.

“Are you hurt?” Willow asked suddenly.

“No,” Tara laughed. “Just being a practical country girl who’s been holding a bird.”

“Oh,” Willow said smiling. Then she realized her hand was still holding Tara’s. Willow opened her hand.

Tara did not.

“You mentioned fetching water,” Tara said looking at Willow. “How about an iced mocha at the Espresso Pump instead?”

“Sure,” Willow replied closing her hand gently. Then she looked the way the birds had flown. “They headed towards Buffy’s. I wonder if they have a nest.”

“I hope so,” Tara replied thoughtfully. “Everything needs a home.”


=======================================================================


“Can’t you fix it?” the assistant manager asked angrily.

“Nothing to fix,” the technician said.

“But it just started making that damn noise!”

“It works, it’s not sticking, it’s just making a noise kind of like a screech owl.”

“Its driving my staff and the customers crazy!” the usually perky young man snapped.

“Well, look on the bright side,” the technician said closing his tool box. “It should keep birds out of the store. Most birds are afraid of owls.”


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It was several weeks later.

“Xander,” Tara said looking out the window.

“Not the answer I was looking for,” Willow said with a pout.

...intruder! go away!...

“What?” both witches said in unison.

Go away!

Willow and Tara both went to the window and looked towards the mental noise.

YES! GO AWAY! it resounded triumphantly. I SCARED IT OFF!

Both witches saw the tiny blur of a sparrow landing on a fence across
the street. Then the larger movement of a man shaped shadow below them. Warren Meers burst into view with a pistol in his hand. Tara’s hand found Willow’s in an instant. Without a gesture or even thought Tara simply yelled “NO!” as her instincts and her power leapt to defend her family. Warren spun against the fence and broke through, struck by magic honed in hunting vampires. The gun spun into the street. Warren did not move.

“I’ll call 9 1 1,” Willow said quickly.

“I’ll watch him,” Tara said in shock. “He had a gun.”

“You did the right thing, love,” Willow said quickly. “I’ll be right back.”

“I’ll be here,” Tara said with an uncertain smile.

She looked down at Meers. She gathered her power as Buffy approached the fence but the would-be attacker didn’t move. In the distance Tara heard a siren. As it drew closer the sparrow on the fence across the street took off and flew into the trees.




The End
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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby watty » Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:58 am

I've never heard of "two for a penny" before, but then I was saying to my other brain that I'm behind on my colloquialisms lately. :P sorry, bad attempt at self-deprecating humor. I'm good research, and googling led me to Matthew 10:29 -- that's where it comes from, right? I think I get it, but even if I don't completely, it doesn't take away my enjoyment of this short story.

You have a wonderful knack of creating layers and depths, in seemingly simple situations and stories. What starts out as merely freeing a sparrow is more than that: there's the imagery of being trapped in a large, unfamiliar, basically hostile environment with very little hope of escaping; Willow's desire to 'do the right thing', which includes not doing any magic; Tara's calm handling of the situation
Just being a practical country girl who’s been holding a bird.

Sigh. My thoughts were: Tara knows best, Tara always knows best.

The parallel to their relationship is oh so subtle, but is shouted so loud. Just a little small glass window, just one little bird in need, just that one small opportunity to be try to be one again, that's all they need to start talking again.
the tingle that wasn’t magic, and the deeper resonance that was

That spoke to me alot, but apart from feeling the beauty of the words, I can't think of anything further to describe how it spoke to me.

Love the full circle-ness, of the sparrows warning of danger. Actions and consequences. Defending your family. The wiccan rede. I feel them.

As usual, a thoughtful jixer story. Thank you.
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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby jixer » Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:29 pm

Hello Kittens-
I wander in from the heat of the day to bask in the cool breezes of Kitten feedback.

watson- Well googled! It is from Matthew 10:29. I should give a bit of back ground here. A wise lady once told me that was one of the verses for those poor in pocket or in hope, for it meant that they were loved more than they knew no matter what the world might think.

As for the rest, your kind and insightful words are once again evidence that the Kittens 'get it' when it comes to the important things, whether we know why or not.

My thanks for your time and words,


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Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby jixer » Mon May 01, 2006 1:25 am

Title: Mayday
E-mail: jixers at yahoo.com
Feedback: Why, yes, that would be splendid.
Distribution: Any free fanfiction site, just tell me.
Spoilers: None.
Rating: PG
Pairing: W&T
Disclaimer: I don’t own Willow, Tara, any of the other characters, the month of May or the concept of the Maypole.
Note: Read only with good posture and proper lighting.



May Day



Rabbi Goldstein was fishing one of the creeks that fed into Miller’s pond. He probably should have been dealing with the Temple Beautification Society but instead he was slumbering in the warm spring sun with his line in the water. The Rabbi, being a wise man, had not encumbered his line with bait or hook, for when you’re fishing on the soft grass in the cool shadows cast by gentle spring sunshine the last thing you want to interrupt you is a suicidal trout. A shadow passed overhead and Rabbi Goldstein was suddenly filled with misgivings. Today was the first day of May.

That meant the witches were flying.


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All over Oxenberry County people looked nervously to the skies. In the farmland around the town of Oxenberry herdsmen kept close watch on their flocks. Even the herd dogs seemed to be casting worried glances upward.

It was May Day, and that meant the witches were flying.


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Constable Charles Gunn was leaning against his bicycle on the verge of Miller’s Lane where it became a Y and circled the unimaginatively named Miller’s Pond. He was reading a magazine about baseball and his beloved Dodgers. How the tall black man from the Colony of California had ended up in sleepy Oxenberry as a constable was a long story briefly edited with the words ‘there was a woman’. Suddenly his reading under the tree-lined verge was interrupted when he heard a distant voice yelling. He looked up quickly. There in the sky he saw a swooping figure clutching a broom.

“Shit!” squealed the distant witch as the broom swept even lower.

Across the field a herd of cows suddenly and all together made the field a bit more fertilized.

“No, no, no! Damn it!”

A pair of beavers headed out of the woods into the small stream meandering out of Miller’s Pond. The rest of the witch’s words were swallowed up by her shriek as her broom dropped itself and it’s passenger into the pond. Constable Gunn grabbed his bicycle’s radio handset.

“Witch down!” he called out. “Witch down in Miller’s Pond!”

“Roger!” squeaked on the radio and Gunn was vaulting over the fence and running towards the pond. In the middle a bedraggled young woman tried to swim and hold onto her broom. From the opposite side a swan let go with a fierce hiss and began to swim toward the witch. Gunn began to run into the water and in a few feet was up to his chest. He got to the witch just an angry swan began to hiss and bat at the witch with its bill.

Constable Gunn’s height made it easy to support the witch, and freed from the threat of drowning the witch held off her avian attacker until the Constable got her to shore. As Gunn pushed her up the bank a much more in control broom landed. There was a smattering of applause from the roadway.

“Are you all right, Tara?” Willow Rosenberg asked as she hurried to the drenched young woman.

“Nothing’s broken,” Tara said ruefully. “Except my pride, of course.”

Tara looked past her lover and was again amazed to see how fast a crowd could gather in the rural byways around Oxenberry. There were at least a dozen people on bicycles, half a dozen mounted on horses and two wagons on the road watching her rescue. The Oxenberry Volunteer Ambulance Guild had arrived and were pulling on their white turnout coats.

“Miss Tara!” a man she recognized a local publican called out. “Are you all right?”

“I’m fine, Willy,” she yelled back. “No need for the ambulance.”

“Water landing, no injuries,” the man cackled. “Nobody picked that this year!”

“Move aside, people,” Gunn ordered as he escorted them up to the road.

Then the polite horn of a Rolls Royce Phantom III parted the crowd a bit more as it pulled up next to the two witches. Xander Harris got out with a blanket and several towels. Willow wrapped Tara up in both and bustled her into the car to shouted advice about warm tea and soup from the onlookers. Willow stopped and took Gunn’s hand.

“Thank you, Constable,” she said with real emotion.

“Just doing my job,” Gunn said with a smile.

Then the two witches were in the back of the Rolls and motoring home. Tara scowled and leaned back.

“It’s better than last year,” Willow started. “No scattered sheep or dislocated wrist.”

“I’m not giving up Grandma’s broom,” Tara said flatly.

“At least let Anya and Giles repack the bristles!” Willow pleaded. “They promised they’ll use as many of the original straws as they can.”

There was a long moment of quiet before Tara sighed.

“Was that Rabbi Goldstein at the fence?”

“Yeah,” Willow nodded. “That was my Rabbi. You attracted a gamut of our local population again this year.”

“Okay,” Tara grumbled. “But I want the bristles they don’t use.”

“Of course, honey,” Willow said with a relieved smile. There was a polite knock at the partition. Willow pushed a button.

“Home?” Xander asked.

“Home!” Tara said quickly. “I’ve got to get out of these clothes, Xan.”

“Right,” Xander said as he turned left down Oxenberry’s main street. A moment later they pulled up to the Queen Anne house with the brass sign that read:

Miss Willow Rosenberg, LW, Master of Sciences (Witchcraft)

Miss Tara Maclay, LW, Master of Arts (Witchcraft)


The old car stopped outside the garden gate and Xander helped get witches, brooms and towels into the kitchen.


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All over Oxenberry people stopped looking up. It was May Day but the witches were done flying for another year.






The End
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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby Boadecia » Mon May 01, 2006 3:30 am

What a way to celebrate may day!!! that was sooo lovely! Tres Good:p
damnit! I want a friggin broom! hehehehe
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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby russ » Mon May 01, 2006 4:36 am

A delightful & charming story, Jixer. It's fun to see Tara's magic going astray for a change. Rabbi Goldstein's philosophy of fishing shows he is indeed a wise man, though not a hungry one. Out of curiosity, what do the initials "LW" stand for?

One last thing: directions to Oxenberry, please? It's exactly the place I've been looking for.

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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby simplyblue » Mon May 01, 2006 8:39 pm

I'm going to hazard a guess that LW means "licensed witch," Russ. 'Course, it might mean "lesbian wicca," or "lady wondrous," or even "leaping wallaby" for all I know (though the latter would really knock me for a loop!) :party

On another note, Jixer, somehow I've missed several of your delightful shorts. My bad. My total bad. May Day was sweet and delightful and, like Russ, I enjoyed seeing a story in which Tara's magic goes astray. And I can just picture a soaked Tara's steely determination to hold on to her magickal history.

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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby wintersdreamer » Mon May 01, 2006 9:11 pm

Your wonderful .....did ya know that ?? You keep coming up with some of the coolest W/T worlds.... (sigh)

Tara stubborness about not giving up her grandma's broom and wanting to keep * all * the original bristles they don't use strikes true to character of someone who really values family.

.... you can almost hear Tara wince when asking if that really * was * Willows rabbi ..... lol

... back home it was suicidal bass..... or perch :)

Will you be writing more W/T set in this world... hope so !!!

Thank you again for this wonderful story.

:read

P. S. I don't mean to nag .....but Citizen of the Galaxy 2 ?????
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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby spells42 » Tue May 02, 2006 8:40 pm

Jixer,
I popped into your short stories thread to read May Day, and discovered to my amazement, horror, and delight, that I hadn't read ANY of these priceless little stories of yours. I couldn't believe I'd overlooked such great writing for so long, and was just soooo happy to have so many to read. I couldn't tear myself away to go do all the things I should have been doing until I'd read every last one of them.

I'm sorry for not reading and leaving feedback before, but I'm gonna make up for it now!

You create such a perfect world, Jixer, I want to immerse myself in it, and never come out. Your characters are real, not too sweet, with their share of flaws. I love the little girls you give W&T, and I especially love the way you include the animals, and the stories from their points of view. Miss Kitty / Lauren Bacall was great.

You can write about ordinary, everyday life or the supernatural with equal effectiveness, and you always show a facet of the character/s which is clarified or highlighted by the story, e.g. Tara's reaction to the rottwieler or Willow's interaction with the ghost of the resistance fighter. I like the way you end these stories happily (my preferred style of ending) and, through everything, your humour leavens the mix.

thanks
Anne
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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby russ » Wed May 03, 2006 3:03 am

Thanks, blue. I'm sure you're right about the initials. Leaping wallaby it is! (or, maybe Licenced Witch).

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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby DaddyCatALSO » Wed May 03, 2006 12:28 pm

Haven't quite finshed yet (I so seldom read the whole tales here but these I am....

Given that most of my stuff deals with fmaily and future I lvoe seeing your version of it here. And actually I think your names for the daughters are both more imaginatrive and more normal than mine.
As for Giles getting those cards, kinda chokes me up given that my Kit-Kat isn't answering my letters anymore. (Mostly my fault;hey, I have to live with it til she changes her mind.;I have no moral right to moan and I've said my side of things already.)

I really liked the grandparenting stage;even I haven't pushed it that far.
Just in generall I really am enjoying these !
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Re: Collected Short Fic by Jixer

Postby jixer » Wed May 03, 2006 9:35 pm

Hello Kittens-

Never, never, NEVER agree to work an extra shift on a Monday at short notice. It will be Wednesday before you're really up and moving. At least I had brief glimpses of Kitten feedback.


Boadecia- Just getting back to traditions. That Marx fellow gummed up people's memories about May Day. I'm afraid today's brooms just aren't up the standards of the old days.

russ- Tara's magic going cattywhumpus is kind of based on my own efforts to keep a venerable old boat afloat (it didn't).

LW, Licensed Witch (as defined by the Magics Act of 1911) LWP would be the Licensed Witchcraft Practitioner, the more common entry level or hedge witch, and of course the CWP the legendary Certified Witchcraft Practitioner, those who were 'grandmothered in' from the original legislation who are now almost gone.

Unfortunately the only off-ramp to Oxenberry was closed for budgetary reasons.

simplyblue-Leaping wallabies it's good to see you back! This story started out with a visual memory so to me it seems easy to picture. I'm glad you 'saw' parts of it too.

wintersdreamer- I think Tara and family just go together. I too am familiar with the suicidal perch, but have yet to fool, cajole, or badly hook a bass.

I do hope to return to Oxenberry in the future.

Miss Tara Maclay And The Aquitaine Question will be my next long fic but I'm going to have the story finished in rough at least before I post the first chapter. It's coming (of course so is the next ice age).

spells42- Welcome to my small worlds! I'm gratified to hear your words and I understand about happy endings. I just try to make W&T true to themselves and writing around them makes it easy to tell stories. I also project my own 'sucker for sad eyes' (do NOT take me to the pound) when it comes to animals.

DaddyCatALSO- I've been interested in the 'and then' part of a lot of stories, so my looking into W&T's future just seems natural. In my stories Tara usually takes Willow's name (gee, wonder why) and the good old names make sense for the girls.

Good luck with your Kit-Kat!



My thanks to everyone who stopped by,


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