Fic: Final Exam

[Drakkenfyre]

Shit, I need a cigarette, who the hell has a cigarette!!!! HELP ME!!!!
MORE PLEASE, I'LL BEG

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"We few, we happy few.."
"We band of buggered.."

[tommo]

Go on then, beg. Muahahaha...

Sorry. I'm working on it, I promise. But I'm tired and I have a cough and I'm not feeling sexy. And if I don't feel sexy, then Willow and Tara don't feel sexy.

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You know I've been through hell...Joss can't you see, there'll be nothing left of me. You made me believe...

[nika]

So Xena fan-fic gets orders out to the Amazon Ice Company and we get to order from the W/T Ice-cream co? *whoo-hoo!* That's even better. I need some cooling off after this update. I want some cherry-vanilla and a fudge ripple please.

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"The word 'GULP!'comes to mind." Tara

[Drakkenfyre]

Tommo, tea and sympathy, tea and sympathy.
(cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea)
*pats Ruth on the head*
This too shall pass. You will once again feel SEXY and we will all be there waiting eagerly and very horny.

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"We few, we happy few.."
"We band of buggered.."

[Rosenberg]

Ruth, you are ALWAYS sexy!

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I'm very seldom naughty

[tommo]

quote:

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Originally posted by Drakkenfyre:
(cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea)

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Hey, what's with the almost got shagged?

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You know I've been through hell...Joss can't you see, there'll be nothing left of me. You made me believe...quote:

[Drakkenfyre]

Ah, fair Ruth, I bow down before you and ask for your most humble forgiveness..for you are THE GODDESS OF SHAG!!!!

I stand before you naked and ashamed.

*lowers eyes in shame*

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"We few, we happy few.."
"We band of buggered.."

[jomarch]

Hi Ruth, does that mean you're feeling all sexy now?

*Jomarch crosses fingers and repeats to self "Please say yes!, Please say yes!"*

[tommo]

Uh...no. Heh. Sorry.

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You know I've been through hell...Joss can't you see, there'll be nothing left of me. You made me believe...

[wolflord]

Ahhh sorry you feeling bad Ruth. Hope you get to feeling better. Maybe you could write about one of our witches been sick and puny feeling and have the other come over to make her feel better. Just kidding...get better and drink some hot lemon juice (that is what my grandmother gave us when we were sick....I dont know if it works or we got better so we wouldnt have to drink it.)

[Pixie]

Feel better, Ruth! Unfortunately, I will not be able to read any updates until the weekend - I'm at my parents' house for Passover, and this thread is not something I want to be reading here.

[Xanadu]

Oh hope you feel better Ruth!

can I just say...wow. and ...wow. I loved the other chapters, but good god...the cage *pants*

I am officially a smutten. Is there some sort of initiation to this? Do have to follow Ruth around and wait on her hand and foot for a week? I could erect a little shrine to you...

Amy

[This message has been edited by Xanadu (edited March 27, 2002).]

[tommo]

quote:

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Originally posted by Xanadu:
I am officially a smutten. Is there some sort of initiation to this? Do have to follow Ruth around and wait on her hand and foot for a week? I could erect a little shrine to you...

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Follow me around? Heh heh. No. I don't think so.

Just reading and enjoying is enough recompense. But thanks for the offer.

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You know I've been through hell...Joss can't you see, there'll be nothing left of me. You made me believe...quote:

[JennY]

:: runs in with a steaming bowl of chicken soup :: Drink it down and update us soon!

Seriously, feel better and grace us with an update as soon as you feel able.

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"I think Spike was right back at the gas station. Snap out of it!" -Willow, to a catatonic Buffy

"I'm a blood sucking fiend. Look at my outfit!" -Willow

[Bunny]

Hey Ruth hope your cough is better today.

Lee

[FairyDust]

That last chapter was great, along with all of them. And I hope you get better soon.

*FairyDust*
p.s. obviously Im new to the board, but I had to register to tell you how great the story was

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It's a turvy topsy world

Love makes you do the wacky

[Chickie Rock]

Hey Ruth,

Sorry you'r not feeling so good. Try some vodka with the lemon...second thought forget the lemon, just go with the voddy.

Anyway, hope you feel better soon, feeling sick is miserable.

Michele

[Drakkenfyre]

So, umm, Ruth, do you think when you feel better *scuffs at the ground* you, well, might forgive me for the "almost got shagged line"? I'm really sorry!! Please fogive me!!!
ANGST, ANGST, ANGST

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"We few, we happy few.."
"We band of buggered.."

[Chickie Rock]

Hey Ruth,

Sorry you'r not feeling so good. Try some vodka with the lemon...second thought forget the lemon, just go with the voddy.

Anyway, hope you feel better soon, feeling sick is miserable.

Michele

[tommo]

I'm not sick, I just had a cough. I'm fine now thanks everyone. Heh. Cuz you were all interested, naturally.

I'm generally not offended by anything people say; I've had worse, heh heh.

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You know I've been through hell...Joss can't you see, there'll be nothing left of me. You made me believe...

[jomarch]

Ruth is feeling better, Ruth is feeling better. May the heavens rejoice!

(Jomarch does dance of joy which is saying something considering I'm at work and I have already scared my admin assistant to bits with my reactions to reading and writing on the pens board)

Your smutten, always

Jomarch

[Xanadu]

quote:

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Originally posted by tommo:
Follow me around? Heh heh. No. I don't think so.

Just reading and enjoying is enough recompense. But thanks for the offer.

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That's good...cause me being in the US, and you being in the UK...might have made that difficult

Amy

quote:

[wolflord]

Glad you are feeling better Ruth.

[Ziona]

After reading the fics I am still searching for the boiler room on my campus (just for the case), but no luck.

Thanks Ruth you did a great job.

[Ange]

Ziona, you didn't find your boiler room. I found mine, but it was already occupied. Heheheheh!!!

Ange.

[tiyodragon]

...waiting ever sooo patiently Ruth.

**ducks head coyly***

Maybe we could bribe you???

tiyo
(I'm just a dark katchoo)

[tommo]

End of the week folks. That's when it will probably be done. It's a long long chapter. Not much smut. Plenty of touching.

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You know I've been through hell...Joss can't you see, there'll be nothing left of me. You made me believe...

[tommo]

End of the week folks, maybe Friday. And um, this is a long chapter. Much rambling. And touching. Not a great deal of smut.

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You know I've been through hell...Joss can't you see, there'll be nothing left of me. You made me believe...

[wiccachica]

Oh my goodness Ruth....

NEVER have I wanted to actually COME in to work at the end of this week more than I did after you posted the above!

Sadly I'll be gone tomorrow....

But now...a Ruth-filled Monday seems so bright to me....

*happy sigh*

n

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"You're *NOT* the source of me." - Buffy

" I mock you with my monkey pants!" -Oz

" Tremble!" Gachnar (Fear Itself)

[tommo]

Well you know, it's going okay. But this chapter marks a change in the relationship I think. It's moving from the purely sexual to something more tangible in terms of emotion. I like that though. And hey, it's my fic so you know, I'm in control...heh heh.

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You know I've been through hell...Joss can't you see, there'll be nothing left of me. You made me believe...