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I R Bek In Fred!!!!

Postby Mrs Vertigo » Fri Dec 27, 2002 1:27 pm

:wave Wicca!!! What up, homey-dawg?? :grin :grin Yo yo! :party Or, uh... something.



Y'know, I've not willingly deserted this hilarious peice of a thread. My brother swore to me he'd instal the ADSL router.... long story short, I hadn't had any online access in like a week :eek ... And my absence has had nothing at all whatsoever to do with a certain picture of Trinity and my suggestive comments on "sleeping" a few pages back. Because it didn't. Ahem. Not at all. I don't even know how to be suggestive, y'know? Er... nevermind.



:grin Anyway, I've come right back here to get my :willow +:tara =:love fix ('cause those withdrawl symptoms were really starting to be a bitch). And *swoons* blessed is you for all the fic-y goodness that I found!!! And yeah, I know that was'nt an actual sentece or anything but I'm too swoony to be coherent. Deal with it :kiss . I'm totaly loving the Pacific Tides Television. It's like this mini-series thingy going on... in my head... which is awfuly nice.



I swear, if that Tustin dude sayes "dude" one more time, I'm gonna like, have to get medevil on his backside, dude. :devil



And... *rasises questioning eyebrow* Tara in lether? with... guns? I'm sensing a slight trend here. Not that trends are "bad" :grin . Or even slightly wrong, or anything but *coughs* meant to be expressed freely to the very maximum. Because, y'know, art. And freedom. Artistic freedom. Yeah. Nothing wrong with trends. :whistle



Wow, that's a lot of post. And just to convience you that I'm still a total You-Fan... So feel special. I said feel special, dammit! :grin

Edited by: Mrs Vertigo at: 12/27/02 11:39:17 am
Mrs Vertigo
 


Re: Dusty Trails

Postby Grimlock72 » Fri Dec 27, 2002 1:56 pm



Tara wanting to be rude, I could so imagine her frustration at everybody seeking refuge in HER room. Cowarding Alec was a bit annoying to say the least, kick him back to his room and lock the door.



As for Nine West, Treena interferring with Wy's plan, bad Treena...very bad. The chances Wy getting on that horse are rather slim, to bad it's likely the only way to follow Giles. Hmm... now what WAS the name of that movie with Sharon Stone in it, 'cos that untie-part sounded might familiar.....heh....



Now why didn't Wy just pull out a gun and shoot Giles already ? Melodramatics are nice but they never work, as is seen in this fic :D . The man was too drunk to notice anyway, heh. And if a lady and a man go into a room, wouldn't it be smart to bloody well lock the door hmmm ???



Ah well, not the best way to start any relation I would dare say :D



Grimmy

"You hurt Tara," Willow said too calmly. "The last one who tried that was a god. I made her regret it." -- Unexpected Consequences by Lisa of Nine

Grimlock72
 


Re: Dusty Trails

Postby mollyig » Fri Dec 27, 2002 5:18 pm

Oak Avenue, CA



Keyhole. Hee, I do love that. Tara choosing to leave when her attempts at being rude (bless her, she just can't do it!) to rid her room of the intruders didn't work. So good of Willow to be so brave (or intrigued) as to escort her!



The Wraith



More wonderful characters for us. Something tells me that Wy will be getting on that horse. She won't be able to resist chasing after Gillis; plus, that cool, dry-humoured cowgirl would be another motivating factor.





Adding up the total of a love that's true, multiply life by the power of two
Indigo Girls

mollyig
 


Re: Dusty Trails

Postby Cindy Lou Who » Fri Dec 27, 2002 7:11 pm

Oh I am such a sucker for the Old West!:bounce :grin :bounce
Quote:
Four laces down a corset is known to be a safer spot than the vault at the bank.
And no worries about FDIC insurance!!! How one longs for the good ol' days...



I loved this update. Certainly hope I don't get "time-space continuum" whiplash when my channel changes to "Futopia.";)



TY~~CLW



"Even cowgirls get the blues."

Cindy Lou Who
 


Re: Dusty Trails

Postby JewWitch18 » Sat Dec 28, 2002 12:47 am

yeah, nikki!!!



awesome updates. I felt so frustrated for tara in SO-REAL... and hell, if anything can bring out tara-rudeness, I'd bet the farm on it being lack-of-willowmouth. I am also encouraged by willow's sassy a girl's gotta go sometime!...so maybe the next installment of this show will see an end to teasing...?:pray



and nine west came out great! all hot n' sweaty, mmmm. I can't wait for Wy and Treena to get "jas":joss and destroy his evilness once and for all. you really do have a knack for the old-west parlance...humma humma!



--jenny

Cordy: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with

a crazier plan.


Oz: We attack the mayor with hummus.

JewWitch18
 


Two Words

Postby DarkWiccan » Sat Dec 28, 2002 12:49 am

Yee.



Haw.





:grin

DW

"Promise me you'll never be linear." "On my trout."

DarkWiccan
 


Re: Two Words

Postby maudmac » Sat Dec 28, 2002 4:37 am

Nikki, this is awesome. Just brilliant. I love the whole channels thing. And each story is intriguing on its own.



You are lolo, but lololo. ;)



Mahalo! I'm looking forward to more.

Don't lick my EYE!---Margaret Cho

maudmac
 


Re: Dusty Trails

Postby Dave V » Sat Dec 28, 2002 5:08 am

Thanks for the great updates!



The movie The Quick and the Dead (that's for you, Grimlock) is my favourite Sharon Stone film. The notion of Wyn in a corset and Treena in leathers is just so....right. So help me.

Dave V
 


Re: Dusty Trails

Postby tkheaven » Sat Dec 28, 2002 7:38 am

:rollin . Oh My God! This is awesome! This is great!!

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"...Tk's Heaven


"I've become really protective of her. I want to make sure if Tara comes back, it's for good reason." -Amber Benson
Tara ate her, devoured her from beneath. -The Edge of Silence giving new meaning to this season's catch phrase.
"Got it: that's a 'yes' to petals; a 'no' to pricks. I should remember that more often." -On Second Thought

tkheaven
 


Re: Dusty Trails

Postby TareBearRS » Mon Dec 30, 2002 10:54 am

I really liked the So Real update, Tara and Willow leaving to find out what that noise was and heading for some serious smooching!!!



Liked the wester too, will she get on that horse?

I think she might if she looks hard at Treena, but then again i can imagine she is pretty pissed off at her right now..



R.



TareBearRS
 


Future Perils

Postby wiccachica » Mon Dec 30, 2002 11:06 am

unionjill30…I love your quote! It’s priceless! Is it yours? It sounds kinda familiar…that’s why I’m asking…Me Likes.



Grimaldi…Thank you. I’m stoked that you like Nine West. (did I just say stoked?) How very Coastal of me. ug



Mrs. Vertigo… Welcome Home! You were sorely missed, I tell you! On your Pacific Tides comment: I was going for that Hawaii 5-0 meets Dallas Prime Time P’opra Feel. On Nine West: Tara in leather a trend? (trying hard to think of which other one has her in leather…cuz I’m so bad with the memory thing.) I say again…welcome home!



Grimmy…Oh…what kind of world would it be without blatantly annoying dorks, melodrama, and the occasional unlocked door…eh?



Mollyig…You know me so well, Dearheart. Good looking girls on horseback are always a swell motivator.



Cindy Lou Who…Glad you liked this bit. Ill try to ease ya’ll into the future right now…Welcome to the future! See???



JewWitch18…Old West Parlance…thank you, Jenny! That was kind of you to say. Especially the Parlance part…I love that word. That…and Brouhaha…and Plethora….



DW…Did you see Practical Magic? You know…with the “yee haw” thing…It reminds me of that. Very scary…very funny…very cool….



Maud! …Lolo girl, you! Welcome to the thread! Missed ya kiddo! And here you are bearing a Cho quote! You are soooo my hero!



Dave V… I loved the Quick and the Dead. My friends all thought it was cheesy…but I had a place for it in my heart. That and Tombstone. So I thought I would toss the girls into chaps and dust and see what comes out of it. Heh.



TK…I am so glad you liked this. I am having such a hoot doing it. It’s so up my alley with all the tracks running at the same time in my head. Is that a sign of crazy? Hmmm….



And now….on with the show…





Channel Seven: The Futopia Channel

“Fear the Light”

Episode 1 Part 4



Taryn opened and closed her mouth several times…attempting to put form to all of the questions that were swimming around in her head. She stared wondrously at the windshield that had crackled to life in front of her.



She was seeing the garage…everything was there…just as it had been…



But the world was now washed in muted colors. Everything in the garage looked to be based in a pale almost monochromous green…The door leading back into the work area was more of a hazy yellow green.



Winna pulled the car backward out of the garage before Taryn could register everything she was seeing.



As far as Taryn was concerned…the woman at the helm beside her was conducting the car blindly into oblivion.



“ I can see everything.” Winna said without prompting…as though she truly COULD see everything…including the concerned face her passenger was pulling.



Ryder leaned forward and put a reassuring hand on Taryn’s shoulder from behind.



“ She can actually see better than we can. Don’t worry.” She said.



“ I’m not worried.” Taryn lied. She slid her hand gingerly towards the handle on the door and took a serious death grip on it.



Winna steered the car like a driver on a professional racetrack. Fierce concentration…and a confidence that was uncanny. As the car pulled into an arc in the storage facility thoroughfare, and the garage door slid back down and into place…She watched Winna smile ever so slightly…pleased with herself.



Taryn stared at the strange new world in front of her. She knew she was looking at the kiosk where Astrid was standing…only everything within the scope of the windshield showed the world around Astrid lit in green…the immediate area around her fading into a light yellow…The booth seemed to glow a golden orange…but it was Astrid herself was made up of swirling colors. For the most part she was a fascinating blend of blues and reds…The colorful Astrid gave a blue-armed wave to the car…and motioned that they continue through the opening gate.



Heat signatures….the car runs on heat signatures…



Taryn turned to look out her own window. She could see a green world passing by her. She turned back to gawk through the windshield.



“ It’s a 360 infrared camera on top of the car. I designed it myself. It’s soft-wired to Winna’s headgear from home base…” Ryder said with more than a little pride.



“ That’s why I hired her…” Winna said simply.



“ No. You hired me because I’m the only genius you know who will work for next to nothing and a little bit of praise.” Ryder corrected her.



“ Amen to that.” Winna muttered. She took a turn with an easy turn of the wheel. The car responded as though its controls were linked directly to her thoughts. It held to the road so tightly that one could barely feel the turn from inside the car.



“ So this…what were seeing…is infrared.” Taryn said…more to herself than anyone.



“ The thermal imager on the roof of the car picks up all the available infrared energy around it. Everything lets off energy…even things that aren’t alive…and anything moving is pushing more than its share of energy around…therefore MORE feedback on the infrared sensors. The camera optics pick up the thermal signatures and the console behind the dash serves as a signal-processing system…which then relays the information to the monitors…and simultaneously to Winna’s glasses. ” Ryder caught the silence from the front seat. “Actually if you want to think of the car like an overly-expensive pair of night vision goggles on wheels…you can.” She said.



“ Watch it. That’s getting dangerously close to being insulting.” Winna warned. She patted the dash. “ She didn’t mean it, Sweetheart. She’s jealous…”



“ My bad…I mean…this gorgeous piece of machinery is what I like to call…a high-end…high-maintenance thermal imaging system.” Ryder drawled.



“ That’s better.” Winna said…taking another turn with a fluid motion.



“ I also programmed this little beauty with a customized Automatic VLM System. “ Ryder touted.



“ VLM?” Taryn half-turned in her seat to look at the young woman.



“ Visible Light Muting System.” Winna explained.



“ I like to say it stands for Vanguardian Light Muncher. Anything sending off wavelengths between 0.1 and 1.1 microns within a two hundred-yard radius gets ‘munched’ until we pass. Helps the infrared pick up a better signal…and you know…it’s better for…Winna.”



Taryn’s head was spinning. Sure she understood the basics of the whole thing…and it wasn’t the science of it that had her confused…it was something else…something bigger than some tech lexicon and a nice looking car…



( Why is all of this necessary?)



“ You have any other questions Detective?” Winna asked her. It was truly as though the woman could read her mind. It was discerning…and slightly flattering all in one.



(Yes…actually…I’d like to know what is wrong with your eyes…and why you live in a storage facility…and why you hang out with cyber junkies, retiring cops, and vampires…and why you sleep in a bed that’s as big as my apartment…and just WHO in the hell you ARE, Winna Gunn…)



Taryn stared out the window…contemplating how to put all of these things…She watched a little blue cat skitter across the street to find refuge behind a pale green garbage can through the glass.



“ No. I think you covered it.” She said. She felt, more than saw, Winna’s eyebrow go up in the dimly lit cabin of the car.



Ryder made a sudden and startling move in the back. She pulled Taryn back against the front seat and leaned her head between the side glass and the seat to whisper in her ear.



“ Nothing? Winna Gunn just gave you a backstage pass to ask her ANYTHING you want…and you’re blowing it. Even I don’t know half of what I’d like to…ask her SOMETHING for god’s sake…” She hissed in Taryn’s ear.



Ryder let her go with a tiny nudge.



Taryn took a deep breath and blurted the first thing that came to mind…the very first thing…



“ What…color…are your eyes?” She said…closing her own in obvious embarrassment as it came out.



She felt the car loose some of its speed as Winna’s foot came momentarily off the gas.



(Stupid…stupid…ugh…dumb-assed question….)



Taryn heard Ryder suck in her breath…and braced herself for the repercussions of such a jack-assed question.



Maybe she had crossed a line. Maybe it was something that would see her walking home in a few moments.



Winna put her foot gently back on the gas…the car picked up speed again. She reached up as if she meant to check the color of her own eyes with her hands...



“ I don’t remember. “ She said softly. “ I was four years old when the sun died.” She dropped her hand back to the wheel.



Then…as if shaken from a dream, she smiled a little. “ Green I think… We’re here.” She said…pulling the car to the curb.



“ Here?” Taryn said dazedly…glad that Winna didn’t have a secret ejector seat button on the wheel somewhere.



(Green…she said green..)



“ The Blender.” Winna said, pulling the parking brake. “ Open up Sweetie.” She said to the car, and the doors opened for them.



Taryn slipped out of the car and looked over the roof at the plain brick building on the street corner. A large man stood near the door, doing his job of looking forbidding and dangerous.



“ It doesn’t look like much from the outside.” Winna told Taryn over the car. “ I’m going to be asking the questions. Ryder your job is to watch my back.” She said.



“ What’s my job in all of this?” Taryn asked pointedly.



“ You’re my date.” She said with a Cheshire smile.



“ What???” Not that she was complaining…but this was the first time she had heard about this…. “ Are you saying I’m here to be your arm ornament?” She had to at least feign indignation for the record…though the thought of ornamenting Winna’s arm made her actually a little giddy.



“ Did I say date? I meant BAIT.” Winna said then…keeping that infernal Cheshire grin. She ran her fingers through her red hair once. “ Take a nap, Sweetheart.” She said into the remote in her hand. The car rumbled into silence.



“ Bait? What’s that supposed to mean???” Taryn yelped...coming around the car to stand face to face with her. Winna reached out and laced her fingers in Tara’s.



“ You’ll see.” She said…her dark glasses giving nothing away…but the smile and the hand holding hers was all it took to make Taryn’s stomach flutter and her will turn to putty.



Taryn caught Ryder wagging her brows at her boss as if to say (Smooth operation, Doctor Gunn…you need me to prepare a post-op room?)



They moved up the steps of the building.



“ Hey Bennington.” Winna said to the steam-shovel-faced doorman. He nodded grimly at Winna…and took and extra second to peruse Taryn …surprising her by taking her hand in his giant paw and turning it over…palm up. He bent down…and brought her palm to his face…smelling her fingers…her palm…her wrist…



Taryn was concerned that he would have just kept on going if Winna hadn’t put her own hand on her arm…stopping his olfactory progression.



“ Hey…you know better. Even a Newbie remembers a dirty sniff, Benny…so don’t cross any lines…” Winna said. Taryn looked at her in confusion…her brow creased.



(What was that supposed to mean? Newbie? )



Whatever it was…it worked. He jerked his head away so quickly she could have sworn he gave himself whiplash.



“ Sorry…I got….sorry…ma’am…sorry about this” He said, motioning to his face and dropping her hand back to her. She saw his yellow eyes…and the way he lisped his sorrys…as though talking through a maw of teeth…



Vampire.



Bennington the doorman was a vamp.



Taryn rubbed the skin on her arm…thankful it was still unmarred. Benny on the other hand…merely opened the door, and tried to keep his face hidden from her.



They stepped inside…but once in the door, Taryn pulled the redhead closer to her…so that her mouth was close to the woman’s ear.



“ What was THAT all about???” She asked…her heart was beating a mile a minute. She was about to do her best impression of one of those clingy Velcro-pawed stuffed monkeys on Winna.



“ I think that was about how sorry Benny was for scaring you like he did. He just…got a little carried away over you…” Winna pulled back enough to see Taryn’s expression. “ But it’s hard to blame him…” She said with an easy smile. They seemed to be coming in legions for her now…these smiles.



“ I have a bad feeling about this…and all of this flattery…and flirting is NOT making me feel any better.” Taryn insisted.



(A little swoony like a pubescent girl…and a little hot under the Nanotech Mylar collar…sure…but not BETTER…)



“ You need to calm down…one thing that is not a myth is that Vampires sense fear…Your body temperature is on the rise…any higher and every vamp in the whole place is going to want to go home with you tonight.” Winna said.



“ How would you kn…” Taryn started…but squelched her question when Winna tapped her shades.



“ You’re lit up like a Christmas tree. Just take a breath…and take my lead. The last thing you want to do…even in a human friendly establishment…is stand out.”



“ I’m afraid it’s a little too late for that.” A sultry voice said from the end of the hallway.



The three of them turned to the entrance into the main room.



A woman wearing a pair of black slacks, and a low-cut but elegant black blouse stood leaning against the wall.



“ I could smell this one five miles out.” She pushed off from the wall and walked towards them in long, easy strides…



Vampire…a predator’s sharp angles with a prey’s soft beauty combined. Taryn could do nothing but watch her advance on them…slow…nonchalant.



She was in no hurry…she had the advantage of an eternity on her side.



Commercial…



Stay tuned for The Living Woman Network.



“Women can't be gay. Because if men were gay and women were gay they'd cancel each other out.” – Danny on Soap

wiccachica
 


Re: Future Perils

Postby unionjill30 » Mon Dec 30, 2002 11:29 am

You liked my quote? Sadly, I changed it yesterday to a new one. I will say that neither were mine though. Both came from songs by The Ataris, but the second one was actually a clip from a movie inserted into a song. I don't know the name of the movie though. It's true though: most women do just cheat on you. I'll vouch for that. The new quote is from a song by H2O, just in case you wondered, but I think it may say that it's from H2O. Who knows.



I loved the update. There's something about the secrecy that makes Winna Gunn all the more sexy sounding. Although, I have a question not only about Taryn but the population in general. Why is it that when people are nervous in a car they latch on to the door handle in a grip the jaws-of-life couldn't pry apart? Maybe I'm just a horrid driver (okay, no maybe, I am a horrid driver), but most of my passengers get that same scary death grip. Personally, I find it unnerving, and I wonder if it makes me drive even worse because I'm conscious of the nervousness within the car. Oh well, I suppose that's one of those little questions about life that we may never understand.



Sarah

So I'm turing off the TV and I smashed my radio 'cause I realize my heroes are the people I already know. And I'm burning up the papers and tearing up all the magazines 'cause they make me feel so lonely when there's no one who represents me. ~H2O (Role Model)

unionjill30
 


Re: Future Perils

Postby Grimaldi » Mon Dec 30, 2002 12:33 pm

loved the update :)





Dude, we're surrounded by perverts!
I'm not stealing, I'm just taking things without paying for them. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?

Grimaldi
 


Re: Future Perils

Postby Grimlock72 » Mon Dec 30, 2002 12:38 pm

Ah, Future update... niiiiice...



So Winna's glasses or sort of like Geordi's visor on Star Trek, I wonder what she sees and how it looks. Heat imaging an night-vision are different btw. you don't want to try and run around with only Infra-red gogles on, you would hit a nice cold door and such :)



Got to wonder though, if the car-camera passes the data to Winna's headgear why is it displayed inside the car at all ? Makes for a great anti-theft device by the way, need special gogles to drive this car... heh. Sad to read about Winna losing eye-sight at age four, at least she got to see something... helps to imagine the rest later on. Her life must have been difficult after that.



Still Tara could tell her the color of her eyes if she took those glasses of, I think. How did she become blind anyway, accident or something worse ??



Oww... on re-reading the latest SO-Real update I noticed mention of a swimming pool, hmm... :)



As for Sarah's question, people like to hold on to something even though their seatbelt should do that job just fine. The driver holds on to the steering wheel (usually) and passengers tend to grip the door.



Grimmy

"You hurt Tara," Willow said too calmly. "The last one who tried that was a god. I made her regret it." -- Unexpected Consequences by Lisa of Nine

Edited by: Grimlock72 at: 12/30/02 10:40:53 am
Grimlock72
 


re: All Stories

Postby slowontheuptake » Mon Dec 30, 2002 12:44 pm

Hi wiccachica. I've decided to battle my lurky nature to let you know I'm loving these. You could do an update on any of them and I would be happy (of course the bigger the cliffhanger the more I want that story updated).

More please.



slowontheuptake
 


Wow...

Postby Penrose Orleans » Mon Dec 30, 2002 1:45 pm

Amazing! You just know that Willow's 'large with the butch' at heart... the gadgets, the surfing... *swoons at the quality television* Now all you need is to hit sports TV! --Nora

"Her drama was a drama not of heaviness but of lightness. What fell to her lot was not the burden but the unbearable lightness of being." --Milan Kundera

Penrose Orleans
 


Re: Wow...

Postby tkheaven » Mon Dec 30, 2002 2:55 pm

Oh! Geez! DOH! God! ECK! I need more!! :lol This was an incredibly AWESOME update! I need to know, dog nebbit! LOL



Holding on to the handle would do it for me. I rarely drive. Even if I had a thousand selt belts on me I'd still grip that sucker like it was my life. I guess it's the feeling that I'll move alot less if I just hold on to something rather than something holding on to me, unless that something (or someone) were to be, sayyy.....*ahem* OK, THEN...



I love to see how Winna is slowly letting Taryn get to know all her deep darks. Underneath it all, big on the sexy tough woman Winna is a lovely pussycat. *ahem* take that as you will... :p

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"...Tk's Heaven


"I've become really protective of her. I want to make sure if Tara comes back, it's for good reason." -Amber Benson
Tara ate her, devoured her from beneath. -The Edge of Silence giving new meaning to this season's catch phrase.
"Got it: that's a 'yes' to petals; a 'no' to pricks. I should remember that more often." -On Second Thought

tkheaven
 


Re: Future Perils

Postby ange04 » Mon Dec 30, 2002 4:25 pm

awesome updates chica! nine west with the horsie and leather. you gotta love a girl in leather. speaking of leather, i can't help but think tara would be great on a motorcycle, since she's so awesome on a horse and looks yummy in leather. something about all that power between the legs.:whistle



loved winna. she's such a flirt! do the glasses also allow her to read minds? where can i get a pair?



i put my issues in my mother's closet. until she finds them, can we bring back pacific tides and the bikinis? please.:grin



i hope you have a safe and very happy new year!

twinkie

ange04
 


Re: Future Perils

Postby LeatherQueen » Mon Dec 30, 2002 4:50 pm

Ah, chica, such lovely updates for me to return to from my frozen holidays. :D And ooooh, more of Wynna Gunn. Love that one.



And as an aside, for both you and unionjill... that quote of hers from The Ataris song? It's from the movie Clerks. Classic line... classic movie. :)



Thanks for the updates, chica. Many happy grande mocha frappachinos to you!





"We've got the only librarian who can rip off your arm with his leg. People respect that." - Terry Pratchett

Edited by: LeatherQueen at: 12/30/02 2:52:20 pm
LeatherQueen
 


Re: Future Perils

Postby Mrs Vertigo » Wed Jan 01, 2003 6:16 am

Oh, Chica, you mean Winna's not in leather? Er... that's emberassing. For me. Making with the ramblings earlier... oops :blush .



FRIGGIN A UPDATE!!! I'm an addict... huhh. I admit. By the way -



"I don't remember," she said softly. "I was four years old when the sun died."



Just made stop and stare for a moment before I could go on reading. You're good.



Happy new year kittens!!!

On Buffy, Season 7: ”Bored now…”

Mrs Vertigo
 


Re: Doctor Love

Postby wiccachica » Thu Jan 02, 2003 4:36 pm

Unionjill30…Ahhh…sure…sometimes secrecy is sexy…unless of course it’s someone who’s NOT bringing you lasagna! Heh. And even though I ALWAYS wear my seatbelt…I tend to do the handle grippy thing a LOT.



Grimaldi… I’m glad It passed inspection. Does it get the Grimaldi seal of approval?



Grimlock72…Heat imaging and night vision are indeed NOT the same thing…you are correct in that. Think… layman. And as for Winna taking her glasses off and showing her eye color. Not possible. You will soon see why.



Slowontheuptake…Welcome to the land of unlurkiness! I’m so glad to see you around here. I’ll try to pull you up of the cliff soon.



Penrose…Quality television? Oh thank you! (blushes profusely) Ohh….Sports TV??? That’s goooood! (Tries to figure out how to do a sports movie of the week…like an updated version of Personal Best)



TK….I thought that it would hold more suspense if we got to know Winna little by little…Is it working for you? (holds pad and pencil at ready)



Ange04… Motorbike Tara??? That is ‘food for thought’ (heh) I don’t think the glasses Winna wears allows mind reading…just heavy flirtage.



LQ… Welcome back, Dear. Hope you found a warm chair and thawed out. Ohh! Mocha Fraps!!! Yum! You do know me well!



Mrs. Vertigo…Nope…Winna’s not in leather…but if you want…I’ll pop her into a leather outfit soon…I mean…I have connections. I know people that know people. I could get it done. Yep.





Channel Three: The Living Woman Network



“ The Road To Hellsville”



Episode One: Part Four



Willa sat in the overstuffed chair and rubbed at the tender skin around the bandage on her forehead.



She was tired.



Tired of listing to this jerk tell her that this whole fiasco was HER fault and that she was overreacting.



She kept her eyes closed for the better part of a minute and counted slowly. Not the slow method counting that led to calmness…but the kind of counting usually lent to a rocket launch…or a missile release.



“ I want him fired, Raife.” She said for the fifth time. She could hear the exasperation in his next troubled sigh.



“ John tells me he had to take ACTION to keep the patient from causing you injury. And frankly….he is one of our most reliable orderlies. Good-tempered…gentle with the patients…protective of them really…Honestly, I’ve never had any other complaints about any violence or disdainful conduct before this…” He said reasonably.



“ That’s because the people down there are so over-medicated they couldn’t tell you their own names if they wanted to. And as far as taking ACTION…I think that a WWF Smackdown is a little more than standard ACTION.” Willa said weary of all of this.



“ That’s an easy assessment to make when you have spent a little over five minutes in there with them.” Raife said easily. He leaned back in his own chair and raised his hairy brows at her. He had mentally won this round as far as he was concerned.



It was obvious he believed that this conversation was over.



He was not going to look into the orderlies’ violent behavior towards the Jane Doe, and she was going to be dismissed from the Head of the Department’s office any second.



That or she was going to be run out on a pole.



She had to counter him…nip this in the bud…and quickly.



She dropped her hand and fixed him with her most formidable look. A smile.



“ Fine. That’s just as well…” She said…making the words that came out of her mouth sound almost flippant…and yet laced with an undercurrent of threat.



Raife Connant sat forward in his chair as Willa gathered herself up and stood to leave. She even managed a more saccharine smile.



Willa Rothberg was never known for letting go of any issue just… like… that.



In fact…as long as he had worked in this hospital…she had never lost a battle…not a single one.



He had the distinctly sinking feeling that she was merely letting a pawn fall on a sword here in his office…and that somewhere behind that too-sweet smile, her queen was slowly and methodically slipping into position to take the board.



Maybe she was about to take a little jaunt upstairs to the chief of staff…or even higher…



She had friends. She knew that HE knew that and she was silently and willfully bending him over his own desk and driving the Queen right up his…



Damn it. She had him.



“ I can’t just fire him…It’s your word against his, Willa. What do you want me to do? “ He asked this too quickly as she started to move towards the door. She turned back to him. No one asks such a question so quickly without revealing desperation…and worst of all…weakness.



He could see it in her gaze…



Everything she wanted from him had already been thought out. Every move had already been carefully calculated.



“ I want her put under my care, Raife. I want her out of that…PLACE…and I want her files…all of them…her personal effects…everything she came in here with.” She said.



He didn’t even blink.



“ Done. I’ll have it on your desk by noon tomorrow.”



“ I want her moved tonight. I already have a bed for her upstairs.”



“ Of course you do.” He said.



“ And I don’t want your ham-fisted apes doing the honors. I’ll send some of my own staff for her.” She finished.





“ Have you ever thought of a career in hostage negotiation?” Raife asked her…wiping the back of his neck with a handkerchief.



“ No.” Willa said curtly…opening the door.



“ Hey…Willa…”He called. She turned to look back in at him.



“ What?”



“ What’s so special about her?”



Willa took a moment to think about it.



“ I don’t know.” She said …and then shut the door.



She walked to the elevator and rode in silence up to the main floor. Without so much as a greeting to the doctors in the hallway, she moved to the front desk where Lois was finishing up a call. She hung up the phone and looked up at the red-haired doctor.



“ What can I do for you Doctor?” Willa checked the on-duty chart.



“ Could you have Tyler and Dunn meet me in my office? I need them to run a little errand for me.” She said…and even smiled slightly at Lois to emphasize the importance. It did more than that.



A smile from Dr. Rothberg…EVER?



Something weird was going on here. Pod people had finally attacked and taken over the doctor’s body.



That…or that knock on the head earlier had knocked loose a deeply hidden conscience that had lain dormant for several decades….



Lois picked up the intercom as Willa walked towards her office.



“ Harry Tyler and Dennis Dunn…please come to the call desk.”



Commercial



Okay…pop out those clickers and VOTE. The Big Woo will calculate the votes…and present the next three episodes.



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Voting!

Postby sammibackwards » Thu Jan 02, 2003 7:44 pm

Oooh! Ooh! My votes go for the Living Woman's Network, Flashbackland, and the Futopia Channel!

sammibackwards
 


Re: Doctor Love

Postby ange04 » Thu Jan 02, 2003 8:13 pm

do you even know how amazing you are? i love these shows! screw NBC -- YOU are must-see-tv!



my vote: i want bikinis! -- pacific tides, please



ange

ange04
 


Re: Doctor Love

Postby LeatherQueen » Thu Jan 02, 2003 9:10 pm

Ahh.. nice to see Doc Willa again. :D And her snarkiness knows no bounds! Loved it, chica.



My votes for The Big Woo:

Channel 5 - Pacific Tides

Channel 3 - So Real

Channel 7 - Futopia



I'm all about the odd numbers today. ;)





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Re: Doctor Love

Postby DarkWiccan » Thu Jan 02, 2003 9:30 pm

This was cool! Bu tI need some more wholeshome programming.... something I can share with my godkids...



What about the Willow and Tara children's show? Without flipping back a few pages I'm not sure what the correct name is...



Big Gay House?



Something like that.



Well, I vote for Tara and her long flowing mane of golden yarn.



Cheers

DW

"Promise me you'll never be linear." "On my trout."

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Re: Doctor Love

Postby Penrose Orleans » Fri Jan 03, 2003 1:02 am

I'm feeling a definite sci-fi urge right now... though beach relaxation could distract me from the horror that is Minnesota winter (or at least horrible for me, the poor Arizonan).



Of course, you could do something like the ESPN originals, with Willow the hard-nosed coach with the heart of gold (come to tiny rural town to escape past) and Tara the townie doubting of Willow's ability/integrity... not that I would actually WATCH one of those movies... ;) :cool (Winter Break got very, very boring...) Anyway, great update as usual, and I'm anxiously awaiting the next show!

"Her drama was a drama not of heaviness but of lightness. What fell to her lot was not the burden but the unbearable lightness of being." --Milan Kundera

Edited by: Penrose Orleans at: 1/3/03 8:10:03 am
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Re: Doctor Love

Postby sheila wt » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:47 am

Loved the update! :grin

I don't know how it's possible, but all these stories get better and better by the minute!

My choices are:



Futopia

So Real

Pacific Tides



Keep up the wonderful work! :clap

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"She had tasted Willow on her tongue, and she had worn Willow on her skin. There wasn't a shower in the world that could have washed that away." (Terra Firma, by Tulipp)

Edited by: sheila wt at: 1/3/03 5:49:24 am
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Re: channel selection

Postby Leila DeRange » Fri Jan 03, 2003 8:35 am

Channel Three, eight and nine. I really don't care cause they all rock!! Love the update by the way. Wait I love all your updates!! Hehe I'll be going know.



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Edited by: Leila DeRange at: 1/3/03 6:36:25 am
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Re: Doctor Love

Postby tkheaven » Fri Jan 03, 2003 8:46 am

WooHoo!! Doctor Willa is back. I so love this character. :p I'll vote for anything, tis all good.

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"...Tk's Heaven


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Tara ate her, devoured her from beneath. -The Edge of Silence giving new meaning to this season's catch phrase.
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Re: Doctor Love

Postby Grimaldi » Fri Jan 03, 2003 9:12 am

my votes:



Futopia

Pacific Tides

Nine West





great update :)





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