Tara's Theory

[wannabebad2]

Hello, kittens!



I was wondering, what do you think Tara's theory would have been had Anya not interrupted her in "Once More, With Feeling" while they were singing?



I-I bet it would have been a cute theory.

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"In my world there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies." -- Vamp Willow

[Dumbsaint]

From the shooting script cutting room floor...



TARA

I've got a theory-

It could be Kitties;

They're sick of metaphors 'cause magic it's been overdone

Smutty lapdances for everyone and I'll be over here...



Tara walks over to the chair next to Willow, slides into it, and pulls the redhead into her lap.

"Spank me, I'm Julia." -Binty McBint

[tommo]

TARA

I've got a theory

It could be smutfics

Sweaty naked girls and lots of library cages

Readers are leery

Rampaging mouse clicks

Big lesbo chapters where the fun just lasts for ages



I've got a feeling I belong in fic

ME's not dealing

All their spiel-ing really makes me sick...

I want you tonight. Are you in the mood? ~ Birmingham, Alabama.

[PandoraSpocks]

I was going to do this thread, but you beat me to it



I think she was going to say it was Xander!

Tara: "I am, you know" Willow: "What?" Tara: "Yours" (Hearts a Flutter)

[WiccansIllusion]

I've got a theroy

it could be boobies

cause boobies are soft and round and look like sassy eggs.



[ in which part cut to the dance scene where she runs into the pole, cause she's starring at Willow's chest ]

Tara nodded in agreement "She has magic fingers." TheWisdom of War, Chris Golden



You dont really think this is like, Psycho Buffy Cheer Squad central, do you?-Xita ala Julia "Lessons Parody"

[wannabebad2]

I agree. Tara would be the wisest one, so she would somehow know it was Xander. What a zeppo.



As for boobies, Tara's got some nice sassy eggs herself.

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"In my world there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies." -- Vamp Willow

[Dumbsaint]

lmao Ruf



mouseclicks... ME spiel-ing... sickness... bwahahaha



I rather like the idea of Tara contemplating that it is probably Xander, too. Heh.



I've got a theory

It could be Crayola...

"Spank me, I'm Julia." -Binty McBint

[taralicious]

I've got a theory,

It could be golden syrup ready to drip,

or Reddi-Whip lapped up by lip,

fingers unlacing, tongues gently tracing,

hovering in mid air held aloft by the essence of care

Willow and Tara make each other complete

[Monika]

I have always wondered about that! At first I thought she'd say it after Anya had sung (sang, whatever) but then she didn't say anyithing.



I like the sassy eggs theory thou

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=[[ Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. ]]=

[Trance Rat Spooky]

I always thought it was shrimp. Then Amber said it was shrimp. So it was shrimp.

[hush30]

Quote:

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Tara - I've got a theory it could be kitties; They're sick of metaphors 'cause magic it's been overdone Smutty lapdances for everyone and I'll be over here...... Tara walks over to the chair next to Willow, slides into it, and pulls the redhead into her lap.

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I'm for this one What a great thread!

"I think this line's mostly filler" - Willow in OMWF

[tommo]

Okay...



TARA

I've got a theory

It could be Xander

His beefed up character

Has never been more blander



I've got suspicions

There's Mary Sue-ing

With all that hero crap

We know what Joss is doing



Yellow crayons seem to be the thing

I rue the day that Whedon ever

Made that fuckwit sing...



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You'll naturally excuse the bad grammar in the name of "art".

I want you tonight. Are you in the mood? ~ Birmingham, Alabama.

[Mrs Vertigo]

TARA:



I’ve got a theory,

My corset’s what caused this,

I’m looking way too Moulin Rouge for anyone to speak coherently.

On Buffy, Season 7: ”Bored now…”

[tkheaven]

Quote:

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I’ve got a theory,

My corset’s what caused this,

I’m looking way too Moulin Rouge for anyone to speak coherently.

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BWAAAHAAHA...they're all GREAT theories!

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"...Tk's Heaven

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"I've become really protective of her. I want to make sure if Tara comes back, it's for good reason." -Amber Benson
Tara ate her, devoured her from beneath. -The Edge of Silence giving new meaning to this season's catch phrase.
"Got it: that's a 'yes' to petals; a 'no' to pricks. I should remember that more often." -On Second Thought

[Dumbsaint]

Quote:

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I've got suspicions

There's Mary Sue-ing

With all that hero crap

We know what Joss is doing

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"Spank me, I'm Julia." -Binty McBint

[Mrs Vertigo]

Or Marti-Suing... *snorts*



....



What?



It was funny! It's a pun! It's funny!



Dammit.

On Buffy, Season 7: ”Bored now…”

Edited by: Mrs Vertigo at: 12/12/02 6:32:06 am

[Rosenberg]

I’ve got a theory

It could be Whedon,

He’s got this vision

We’re not belivin’



He’s not a gen-i-us

Like everyone supposes,

He shoved the old cliché right under our very noses,

And what’s with all the bloodshed?

Why do we need another dead lesbo anyway?

Whedon!

Whedon!

It must be Whedon!



Or maybe Marti?

[Dumbsaint]

God, I love this thread. These are so great.

I like Christmas. It's the only time of year at which the rest of the world says "ho" with as much frequency and enthusiasm as I do.

[Rosenberg]

I’m glad to see you made it back from Carolina, Julia. I hope you didn’t have any problems with the bad weather. Welcome back!

[hellmouthhottie20]

I ve got a theory, Joss is a wanker!!!



hee hee



Caz

I have not failed, I have found 10,000 ways that dont work - Thomas Edison

[wannabebad2]

Wow. You guys have even better theories than I thought.



Shrimp. Haha. "i've got a theory

It could be shriImp...i-i'm allergic"

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"In my world there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies." -- Vamp Willow

[Sheridan]

TARA:



"I've got a theory,

we shoud be leaving..." (Tara grabs Willow and runs out of the door. Some days later the others get a postcard from Hawaii, without a return address.)

Willow: ...I have to tell you....

Tara: No, I understand you have to be with the person you l-love

Willow: I am

[Monika]

When did Amber say it was shrimp? LoL

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[the vamp nurd]

I've got a theory it could be a spell.... that makes people get laid..

*Snort*



The vamp nurd "Spank me bitch*

Edited by: the vamp nurd at: 12/13/02 2:17:05 am

[hellmouthhottie20]

Monika - She said she was allergic to shrimp in "Triangle" (The one with "insane troll logic), a clever adaptation to it could be shrimp



Hope that helps



Caz

I have not failed, I have found 10,000 ways that dont work - Thomas Edison

[wiccachicka]

TARA:



"I've got a theory it could be cheese-cake, the kinda cheesecake I wanna smother over Willow.

I've got a theory I would li*k it off,

Now look Willow and I are now doing the tango...

I've got a theory we should really go-oooo ( lol)

So we can relax with each other now enjoy the show."



( lol)

Caz x x x