It's Googlism Monday MKF (03/03/03)

[kukalaka]

Hello everyone!

I thought some fun to start the week would be a good idea and since I just found Googlism I decided to exploit the fact that Monday just started here.

Here's what Google thinks of Willow. Tara is kinda hard to look for.

But Amber's profile includes the following: is a young actress whose star is rising, just such a beautiful woman and excellent to ogle in person. I'm not gonna argue here

But I think I liked Jodie Foster's best. The first two hits are:
jodie foster is a lesbian
jodie foster is a lesbian?

And, just in case you didn't know: "lesbians is often on the basis that they are women".


More funny findings?

Have a great week everybody!

[BytrSuite]

Happy Monday.

[urnofosiris]

That was...weird

"amber benson is a hottie over the rainbow with audrey hepburn rina adopted hermione granger"

hum yeah [img:af1c9359a4]http://mindscraps.com/s/cwm/cwm/eek7.gif[/img:af1c9359a4]

[DaNzS]

i love googlism!! my friends and i used to make fun of each other thru googlism! so many words and names have entries now, and i'm shocked to find out my name has an entry already! yay!

as for the kitten board this is my favorite:

kitten board is your startup page on netscape/explorer

coz this is the truth! hehehe

[Penrose Orleans]

All the Nora entries are about 'A Doll's House'! Well, not all of them, but still...

I'm about to die of stress, since my college is on trimesters (that always makes me feel lie I'm pregnant!) and we're heading into finals... a 9-page Spaniish final thesis, a 14-page philosophy final position paper, and my Anthropology ethnography project, not to mention daily assignments, finding something to do in the summer and keeping up extra-curricular involvement... yargh!

Hope that everyone has a happier Monday than I'm sure I'm going to have! --Nora

[tommo]

Hee; I found this...

lawyers is the onleh way t' go

Aww yeeaaaah baby.

Incidentally, last night a teeny tiny gathering was held in the Mitre Pub, Lancaster Gate. I had a marvellous time although I believe I was somewhat frightening. But you know, that's comedy...or, as Nicky "The Beast" Kiwi said, "I must be really drunk because you're hilarious!"

Cheers mate.

Lovely girls though. If you knoworramean.

Speaking of lovely girls, we also met Ann Marie and her "lady friend" at the weekend, culminating in a trip to Glass Bar, which must surely be the smallest lesbian bar in the Free World. It was so small that I was in the bar but my tits were out the door.

But hey, we had fun. Red Bull and vodka. It's a thing.

[darkmagicwillow]

Thinking of Google tricks... As a world-wide search engine, Google must speak everyone's language, including some of the less common ones, such as, say Pig Latin.

Instead of your normal Google, try this one: http://www.google.com/intl/xx-piglatin/

[WebWarlock]

No. This is one to use.

www.google.com/intl/xx-klingon/

Q'plah!

Warlock

[relativegirl]

Ok, I started out with the painfully obvious choice and here's what I got: [quote:75c1c37151]Quote:

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Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about ruth's tits yet.

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[/quote:75c1c37151] Jeepers but that seems hard to believe. Apparently googlism was not in the tiniest lesbian bar in the Free World this weekend.

Then I tried a different tack:

lesbian bar is deconstructed like a football field diagram [HUH?]

lesbian bar is the glasshouse hotel

lesbian bar is deconstructed like a football field [Again, I say, HUH? Must be a British thing.]

lesbian bar is a space [As opposed to . . . . ???]

lesbian bar is etched in my memory

lesbian bar is ripe with comic potential [Meaning it is rife with drunk kiwis, I suppose ]

lesbian bar is so tough that the pool table has no balls [Sorry, this one always gets a grin out of me no matter how many times I hear it. ]

lesbian bar is straight [Oh dear]

lesbian bar is? why would you know where a lesbian bar is? [Apparently my mother posted some of our more traumatic conversations on the internet. Huh. Who knew?]

lesbian bar is barely perverted [Sigh. Such a waste.]

lesbian bar is the obvious answer for you [Well, if it's wall to wall with Ruth's tits, well, hell yeah! It IS the obvious answer for me!]

[La]

googlism taught me a lot about myself:

lauren is a registered us trademark
lauren is getting tubes in her ears monday
lauren is so cool (well, i already knew this one )
lauren is the new freddie (does that mean i'm married to SMG?)
lauren is an experienced escort who up to now has been working for a escort agency in the north east
lauren is accused of teaching cannibalism to her american history class (i didn't mean to!)
lauren is hot (well yeah)
lauren is far from being a frail 74 year old (that's good to know, i was getting worried!)
lauren is a happy pumper (um ... that scares me)
lauren is missing (i am not, i'm right here!)
lauren is the guy that most people have refered to as the "equato" for a long time (funny, i always thought i was a girl..)

[urnofosiris]

*note: this is a selection of the things you always wanted to know about me but were afraid to ask

Googlism for: garfield

garfield is so romantic
garfield is the best
garfield is cool
garfield is the bomb

garfield is not all sass and sarcasm; he also has a soft side

garfield is about to cross the road

garfield is in such bad condition that it might be closed down and the students transported to other district schools in

garfield is all about 'the good life


garfield is thoughtful
garfield is a classic
garfield is an international character
garfield is standing there and as always holding a mug
garfield is the 1
garfield is supposed to be fat and lazy
garfield is out to do his good deed for the day
garfield is alive and well and *gasp* growing
garfield is a world

garfield is coming

garfield is an a+ certified pc technician and a microsoft certified professional in both windows 98 and windows 2000 professional

garfield is an extraordinary speaker and one of america's most requested presenters

garfield is like "feed me"

Edit: garfield is miffed that La beat him to googling about oneself so he isn't original anymore

[feena191]

Feena

*feena is quite popular and powerful
*feena is very confused about who and what she is
*feena is uncomfortable with her growing realization that she is beginning to develop feelings with justin
*feena is a master of knives and whips
*feena is careful when snapping her whips

Feena
-x

[BFR from Paris]

Have you tried "tommo"? Because you should

eg : "tommo is able to break a tribal taboo that demands the separation of men and women during"

And much more

Oh, and try "Alyson Hannigan" :

"alyson hannigan is not willow" hee
"alyson hannigan is a 'frickin amazing kisser" (who said that again? )

Last one for the road : "Joss Whedon" :

"joss whedon is evil"

This is fun!

[WiccansIllusion]

Here ya go kitties I found stuff on Tara Maclay:

tara maclay is a taraless heroine in her own right
tara maclay is a strong witch who is incredibly intelligent
tara maclay is a powerful wicca
tara maclay is november 7
tara maclay is a nice and shy woman
tara maclay is a relatively new player on the scene
tara maclay is shot by warren mears
tara maclay is a character from buffy the vampire slayer owned by joss whedon
tara maclay is a lesbian on the show buffy the vampire slayer
tara maclay is a lesbian
tara maclay is willows's "friend" and she's also a powerful withch
tara maclay is willow's girlfriend
tara maclay is dead but her soul alive
tara maclay is 21
tara maclay is close enough to tara maclean that it can't be an accident
tara maclay is a single mother; she had her daughter
tara maclay is my girlfriend


and Xita, this is for you

the kitten board is here
the kitten board is the place for w/t shippers to gather
the kitten board is your startup page on netscape/explorer
the kitten board is reading
the kitten board is in danger? not real sure about
the kitten board is the kitten
the kitten board is one extreme
the kitten board is above that stuff
the kitten board is kind of famous on other buffy sites

[hellmouthhottie20]

well i seem to be a hand embroderier!!!!!!

By the way how does this google thing actually work? who writes the things?

Caz

[WiccansIllusion]

I don't know about you guys, but I kinda like

"The kitten board is above that stuff"

[hellmouthhottie20]

oooh, we are kinda famous on other buffy boards

Fame at last,

Caz

[pacou]

Tehee

That site is sooo fun

You should just type the word "lesbian" once and watch the results...

I went all and then...

Still fun though

-Viv-

[NewRuthRising]

Well, 'Ruth' got some interesting results. Here are some of the best.

ruth is stranger than richard by robert wyatt music at
ruth is sleeping
ruth is stranger than richard at dooyoo

ruth is in (Um...no I'm not!)

ruth is coming ruth is coming (no comment )


ruth is a single mexican woman from hermosillo

ruth is taking her morning bath

ruth is from venus?

ruth is an orphaned seamstress

ruth is dead

ruth is also exemplary

ruth is a destitute "huffer" ? addicted to glue

ruth is not autobiographical

ruth is desolate after his death and at one point it is thought she has committed suicide

ruth is also enjoyable

ruth is on this site

ruth is a man

...and many more

Ruth (see above )

[kukalaka]

Caz: Couldn't find anything else than this:[quote:6f88f55715]Quote:

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Googlisms was created as a fun tool to see what Google "thinks" of certain topics and people. Of course, the results are not really Google's opinion, they're yours, the web site owners of the world. Within the Google results are thousands of your thoughts and opinions about thousands of different topics and people, we simply search Google and let you know what website owners think about the name or topic you suggested.

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And about me (selection):
Angie is
still here (obviously)
a genius
Welsh (not really)
shot by
a solid at room temperature (well, it's true, but still)
a young pretty loving filipina mailorderbride from
on the cover of weekly press (I hope not!)
altruistic (again with the )
really a phenomenon for asian tennis
it for me (now if I just knew who thinks that)
a straight crack head but she will suck a dick
a shoplifter
beginning to come out of her solitary shell (I'm trying)
required for viewing uncensored pictures
also a former model who went into acting after a chance encounter with germany's favorite singer
way hotter than julia dont get me wrong julia is beautiful but angie is breathtaking
sweet
21 (almost)

[unionjill30]

Some were just funny and one or two were just down right depressing about me.

Sarah is being lauded in many areas.

Sarah is fighting for a woman's right to say, "I'm not a sexual object."

Sarah is a fisheries specialist with the WWF. (Am I now?)

Sarah is indecent.

Sarah is obviously a heartless witch.

Sarah is the target of censorship for containing 'sexually explicit lyrics'.

Sarah is a 30 year old woman who lives at home (This one's my biggest fear. I'd rather be homeless at 30 than living at home).

Sarah is the lucky winner of our gracia amico competition and has won a pair of gold and diamond earrings worth 175 (I have no idea what they're talking about).

Sarah is open to the public free of charge.

Funny funny stuff.

Sarah

[Puff]

Well being unoriginal I typed in Puff and got some interesting results.
Puff is free
Puff is enough to get kids hooked
Puff is prescribed
Puff is $6
Puff is available in the microwave laboratory
Puff is a flag football game held on curley field (um what?)
Puff is $14 (I went up )
Puff is taken into the "real world
Puff is a traditional day

Well that was fun.

[sprhrgrl]

I dunno, I'm still amused by "tara maclay is close enough to tara maclean that it can't be an accident."

Because, you know, it can't be.

I, of course, got a bunch of stuff from the TV show Clarissa Explains it All. . . But I think it's important to remember:

clarissa is often called divine
clarissa is ideal as a personality speaker for most occasions and can give most of the top male speakers a jolly good run for [i:57c623400d]for what?[/i:57c623400d]
clarissa is seen as a handbook on moral [i:57c623400d]some of my friends *do* refer to me as their conscience[/i:57c623400d]
clarissa is an activist who has earned the respect of faculty and staff [i:57c623400d]damn queer.[/i:57c623400d]
clarissa is not my pet and she scares me [i:57c623400d]of course[/i:57c623400d]
clarissa is een poetsdametje [i:57c623400d]::blink::[/i:57c623400d]
clarissa is capable of functioning in the world [i:57c623400d]and yet,[/i:57c623400d]
clarissa is drugged and her mind is disordered
clarissa is a snappy dresser - she has her own unique style and the confidence to pull it off [i:57c623400d]bloody right. . . i was 'most creatively dressed' for the yearbook[/i:57c623400d]
clarissa is her husband, william black

clarissa is oprah (& no one else is)

but mostly. . .

clarissa is not a person at all

[Zippy]

Well it's past midnight here so pancake day has arrived and shortly I shall go and attempt to make some, the results could be quite ammusing.

I'm all happy because for once in my life I have left a pub with more money than I went in with, my team won the quiz, Woo Hoo.

Anyway, my googlism results are:

zoe is determined to show maggie
zoe is a friendly girl
zoe is cool
zoe is a fiesta of high
zoe is my favorite muppet on sesame street
zoe is a sad old cow from london
zoe is a socially maladjusted geek
zoe is addicted to sex

but my favourite is zoe is not for everyone; it's a dark

[skittles]

well, let's see how true this is....

skittles is going to pot (well, that's for sure)
skittles is mijn siamese dumbootje (what? )
skittles is a female (last time I checked, yes.)
skittles is a type of phosphatidylinositol 4 ( )
skittles is played on a gravel surface which should be as even as possible (I'm not even at all... but I do play well)
skittles is short ( I am?? don't think so... )
skittles is a carnagasavore (ok.... now I need a dictionary... )
skittles is a bug type of alien with black wings and a green (darn, now the secret is out.... )
skittles is a very unique and inspiring feline ( )
skittles is once again the subject of another confused in space pic (no, just confused)
skittles is always fun (I try to be... )
skittles is both subtle and clever (ok.... I think)
skittles is only for gays and lesbians (ok... I like this one!!)
skittles is now settling into his old routine (HIS???)
skittles is run by me (yes, I do run myself)
skittles is still the queen of the house and nikki better not forget it (who's nikki??)
skittles is being slightly evil tonight (who? me?? )

[seurat]

ok, ok, i'll play...

seurat is a member of both the sun iforce provider and iforce solution integrator partner programs (not if I have to know what it means I'm not)
seurat is an aristocratic dog who exudes calmness and tolerance (exactly that sort of dog, yes)
seurat is a mixture that gives the illusion of a blend ( )
seurat is meant to fascinate women and arouse the envy and wonder of other male artists(they said it, not me)
seurat is overhead (if so, look out)
seurat is classified as hyper ( )
seurat is our rainbow boa (well, if we really need one...)
seurat is the best(I like this game...)

[xita]

Here's MKF

and xita:

xita is
xita is cornhair
xita is wonderful
xita is right
xita is de eerste hond waarmee ik heel bewust alleen maar bezig ben op de positievemanier
xita is unable to perform her duties

hmm ok

[FlereImsaho]

brent is bent
brent is so damned good
brent is not a creative genius
brent is where the rich and famous choose to live
brent is weird (well, duh)
brent is a world (is that a fat joke?)
brent is a sad idiot
brent is generally considered to be the world benchmark (of idiots in general, or just sad idiots?)
brent is a large stuffed eagle who traveled around the country to visit school libraries to promote reading (my main accomplishment in life...)
brent is mother of the year
brent is not familiar with the term "career niche" (oh damn, how do they know?)
brent is safe from injuring himself (that's a relief)

[urnofosiris]

[quote:b1ab28cdca]Quote:

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xita is de eerste hond waarmee ik heel bewust alleen maar bezig ben op de positievemanier

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[/quote:b1ab28cdca]

WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I *swear* I didn't write that!


ah and the translation (almost literally, I know it sounds a bit odd ):

[quote:b1ab28cdca]Quote:

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xita is the first dog I'm very consciously busy with in the 'positive' way

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[/quote:b1ab28cdca]


Hope you don't mind I'm sharing our intimate details dear, but really let it be a lesson to not post sentences in foreign languages you don't speak.

[duck shoot]

Here are some of the ones that I got for my name, it's kind of an interesting story:

michle is herself driven to prostitution
michle is forced into prostitution in order to fill her daughter's heroin habit as well as put food on the table
michle is overcome by the demands of her daughter
michle is able to adapt to most situations and audiences
michle is mesmerizing to watch
michele is a terrific instructor
michle is going to visit your city next summer


-duck shoot