Blimey, I'd eat almost anything covered in gravy.
However...
I would not eat them, gay or straight.
I would not eat them with Xita, nor Ruth
I just won't eat them; call me uncouth.
I would not eat them with Sassette's ducky
Nor with Julia's pirates, I find that yucky.
I would not eat them with Autumn's missus...
Edited to change the first line, since I got beat to it