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Registered: Oct 2000 posted April 13, 2001 05:35
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TITLE: Gay As Stick
AUTHOR: Dreiser
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CONTENT: F/F cutesy romance.
SUMMARY: Tara has an unwanted admirer.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but my love of W/T.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This fic is just goofy and it really has
no discernable plot but hey, it's W/T fluffiness.

Gay As Stick

By: Dreiser

"So that's what I told him."

Willow looked from Tara, to the guy, then back at
Tara again. Then she blinked before blinking some more.

"He asked you out," Willow began slowly.

"Yeah," Tara nodded, studying Willow carefully.
She hadn't seen her girlfriend this confused in awhile.

"And you told him that for an answer," Willow
continued, fighting the smirk spreading on her features.

"What?" demanded Tara, blushing now. Ducking
her head, her blonde locks fell, obscuring her pretty face.
"I had to tell him something right? I think that was a good
enough explanation, don't you? It got him to back off."

"Back off?" repeated Willow with a frown. Her
green eyes narrowed slightly and she asked, "Has he been
bothering you? Because if he has..." The redhead held up
her fists and made boxing gestures. "I move like a butterfly
and I can sting like so many bees. And without dying too."

"Willow," Tara chuckled softly, her voice moving
into that husky tone that made shivers run down the other
girl's spine. "It's all right. He's not that bad, really."

"Uh huh," said Willow, frowning still as her gaze
sought out and glared at the guy who asked out Tara.

"You won't be all weird now, will you?" pursued
Tara, watching Willow closely.

"I won't be weird," Willow promised. She was
boring her eyes intensely into the young man, convinced if
she did it long enough, his head would explode then she'd
never have to see him on campus again. "I'm not weird."

Heaving a gentle sigh, Tara reached out to hold
Willow's chin. "You're being weird," she informed.

"I know," said Willow in a pathetic whine. "But I
can't help it. He asked you out and he's seen us acting all
cutesy and coupley and holding handsly and--"

"And I told him no," Tara interrupted softly.
"That's what matters, not the fact that he asked me out
despite knowing we're a couple." Dipping her head she
smiled and said, "I did give him that explanation too."

"Oh yeah," Willow chuckled, rolling her eyes. "The
explanation... somehow I doubt that will keep him away."

"I don't see what was wrong with it," said Tara
rather huffily, pulling away from Willow, looking upset. "I
think that it was a fine metaphor myself."

"Tara," Willow kept chuckling as she pulled her
girlfriend back into her arms. Resting her chin on the top
of the other girl's shoulder, she murmured, "I love you,
you know I do. But..." She shook her head and smiled
widely. "Saying you're 'gay as stick' is just not a good
explanation for why you can't go out with a guy."

"Fine," Tara huffed, seeming less upset as she
snuggled back into Willow's arms. "But it still worked."

"Yeah," said Willow, her eyes trailing across the
campus to lock on the form of the aforementioned guy
who paled on seeing her glare. "It worked."

"Good, because I am you know," said Tara.

"You're what?" asked Willow, moving her
attention back to her girlfriend, where it belonged.

"Gay as stick," Tara revealed with a wry smile.

"Ohhh," Willow chuckled. "Me too."

-End-

[This message has been edited by dreiser (edited April 13, 2001).]

Dr.G
Gay Now!

Posts: 1164
Registered: Jan 2001 posted April 13, 2001 05:44
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LOL Nic, I love it. Brilliant!
Very cute and that title is just inspired. Heh heh.


ambers.toy
Floating Rose

Posts: 39
Registered: Mar 2001 posted April 13, 2001 06:47
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Hey that was great Dreiser, very, very cute! You can just imagine the look on Willow's face!

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shazza
Doll's eye crystal

Posts: 109
Registered: Nov 2000 posted April 13, 2001 08:47
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Fantastic!! You really have willow and tara down pat. I can just picture them as I read this.

WbBuffyfan00
Willowhand

Posts: 303
Registered: Sep 2000 posted April 13, 2001 10:28
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Nic once again...you always make me laugh....but there was no reference to Tara ass in this one....what gives?
-Amy

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Kieli
Floating Rose

Posts: 42
Registered: Mar 2001 posted April 13, 2001 10:33
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*LMAO* It is ever so good to see Willow's possesive side come out. She makes possessiveness seem cute for some reason. Interesting topic, Dreiser. How gay can a stick BE, one wonders? *chuckle*
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Warduke
Nether World Anchor

Posts: 520
Registered: Nov 2000 posted April 13, 2001 11:06
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ROTFLMAO...That was great Nic, I LOVE your title


bothered
Doll's eye crystal

Posts: 58
Registered: Feb 2001 posted April 13, 2001 13:16
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WOW! that was great!!! really cool&cute!!! great work!
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Ginner
Willowhand

Posts: 410
Registered: Mar 2001 posted April 13, 2001 13:22
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Really cool. Gay as stick...i like it.
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Roxton
Gay Now!

Posts: 1460
Registered: Sep 2000 posted April 13, 2001 13:27
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Thanks Nic, that was cute. I loved it. It's great to see just how protective Willow can be.


xita
Ms. Moderator Fantastico

Posts: 2935
Registered: Sep 2000 posted April 13, 2001 14:46
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Little one shot precious jewel from nic! I love Willow boxing, "I move like a butterfly
and I can sting like so many bees. And without dying too." hehe, very cute.
*dying to read your next masterpiece... hehe


Puff
Cool Monster Fighter

Posts: 176
Registered: Feb 2001 posted April 14, 2001 03:23
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Really cool story Nic...'gay as a stick' LMAO!


Mara
Doll's eye crystal