Top Ten Ways Willow and Tara will be Different in Season Six

[LordBowler]

Well its been a long summer but with new episodes only a week away I'm finally starting to feel my creative juices flowing once again. So...

From the Home Office in the burnt-out remains of Sunnydale High School...

The Top Ten Ways Willow and Tara will be Different in Season Six

10. Pages 43 thru 132 of the Kama Sutra... Oh season SIX.
9. Its now Miss Cat Fantastico.
8. They finally de-rat Amy, pick majors and get jobs - giving them an identifiable source of income... I had you going right up 'til that last one.
7. They actually need to have an argument now, before they can have hot make-up sex.
6. Continually arguing about "less filling" vs. "tastes great."
5. During season six there will be no number five.
4. Spend entirely too much time working on their trout juggling act.
3. I'm having trouble thinking of a number three. Lets just pretend its another in my long line of predictable tacky sweater jokes.
2. Take out an ad in the local Penny Saver to get rid of the extra bed they no longer need.

...and the number one way Willow and Tara will be different in season six is...

1. New improved fiery "O" spell now lasts three times as long.

Lord Bowler
"We're always taught that Dragons don't exist... It's the only way we can discover them for ourselves." -- Bone #25

[xita]

LordBowler, how i've missed you. But you've come back! Season six can now get underway.

6. Continually arguing about "less filling" vs. "tastes great."

HA HA HA!! I don't think anyone will win this argument

[Warduke]

Good to have you back LordBowler, I have missed the top 10s a lot

[Puff]

LMAO LordBowler I found number 5 really funny, there must be something wrong with me.
It's great to see the lists back and I'm looking forward to them this season.

[wiltar4evr]

Yeah!!! The Great and Wonderful Lord Bowler Top Ten Willow and Tara lists are back.

Thank you so much Lord Bowler. I've had a totally bad week(and it's only Wednesday)and your Top Ten List put a big glowy smile on my face. And I actually laughed out loud at #6.

Oh and I love #'s 10, 9, & 2. And a Big whopping Woo Hoo for 7 & 1

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WILLOW: ...I'd totally be blowing off classes if I was in Dawnie's shoes.

TARA: Sweetie, you wouldn't blow off class if your head was on fire.

[Dr.G]

Thank you muchly Lord Bowler, you have been missed.

No 1. Oh yeah.

[Rancour]

So this is what all of the fuss was about...

the poser formerly known as rancour

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Andrea: "End-of-the-world" portents, the living dead, evil arisen?
Jane: Yep. You drive?
-- Lew, "Hellmouth in Lawndale"

[mollyig]

Hah! Great start to my Wednesday.

Thank ye kindly!

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"Adding up the total of a love that's true multiply life by the power of two" - Emily Saliers (Indigo Girls)

[TheWombat]

Oh tops - the great Bowler is back. Love the latest list!

Wombat

[nika]

I've got a suggestion: Willow will write a manual: Top ten ways to exercise your girfriends broken hand.

[minion]

Welcome back, my how we've missed you!

Very funny as always, I liked no 2 best, but then I'm sad!

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I am in thunderous agreement, oh glittering, glistening Glorificus! : Jinx in Tough Love

[Kath]

I just love your top tens! Glad they're back!