I am cured! I require the boys! [A game]

[GODisTigger]

quote:

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Originally posted by cachaco:
Dawn way, it is,: I take bowl condition nuclear projection.
ƒ„ƒiƒM: I the chest gallon am yourself myself, but, in addition you had known that.

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The chest gallon eh? Dawn's nuclear projection. Willow's name. ROFL

Edited to add:

Here's Tara's Back off speech to Anya translated from English to a few different languages.

Hey! You're gonna back off. She said no. And that's it. You're not going to make her do something she doesn't want to. And if you try? You have to go through me first. Understood?

French:
Hé! You are gonna release. It the aforementioned not. And here. You will not incite it to do something which she does not want with And if you test? You must pass by me initially. Included/understood?

Chinese:
Hey! You withdraw. She said does not have. And good you did not cause her to do something she are right. And if you attempts? You must first scrutinize me. Understanding?

Japanese:
Just a little! You are the back section of the gonna. Her aforementioned no. And that that is. You have not gone to with her in her it can point to desired what. If and you try?, you must go passing by me, first. You understand?

Korean:
e! After the gonna which it spreads out it falls and. Her the negation which talks. So, that is it. To by her in her which it spreads out it does not want anh silence the grudge which will split it is not going. When and you try? For it does to do first in in me which it spreads out. It understands?

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[Under Her Spell]

I'm sure Tare likes to graze on the Pasture... .

"Prince of night, I summon you! Come fill me with your black, naughty evil!"

comes out as -

"Night hwang thay it will sleep, I will be extensive, it recalls! You who come it is black, play it borrows fill to me in flag evil!"

I don't think I want to be hwanged in my sleep, even if it is by Willow!

Willow (standing with legs spread wide apart): That's right, big boy.....come and get it.
Xander: 'Come and get it, Big Boy'?
Willow: Well...W-well, the Slayer always says a pun or-or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off, and, and it makes them *frightened* because I'm wisecracking. Okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one, but *you* try it every time.

becomes -

The document Willow (it is wide in the leg separately by ten bedspreads): That right side, big boy... And it gets it.
Xander: 'The boy who is big it' it gets, come?
Willow: Well... The W-well, murder always to sleep ick the flesh or or the glow which is wit, and or thinks talks to a word to go out, hup hyel the ear it falls because of the wisecracking, and it throws, manufacturing they to fear it does. Approval, I do not have the chance which works real in writing one thing an ass each hour try it all, it spreads out but.

Nasty Cordy in Season 1-

Cordelia: Willow! Nice dress! Good to know you've seen the softer side of Sears.
Willow: Uh, oh, well, my mom picked it out.
Cordelia: No wonder you're such a guy magnet.

turns into

Cordelia: Willow! ni su Dress! More it was soft, side different meaning it will be extensive multi the fact that it fumigates it knows and.
Willow: The uh, Ohio, well, my mom it sharp pains at the outside.
Cordelia: Wondering it spreads out and it is a guy magnet.

The Evil Willow quote "this is a dumb world..." turns into -

Bad willow: This is the mute world. Inside my world the company sul there is a person inside, we the pony together is a possibility of burning they.

Plus not forgetting "It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and... skanky. [aside to Buffy] And I think I'm kinda gay", which becomes -

Willow: It is horrible! That hup hyel as the ear is I? Am I and it is like that all to go out being a kinda which is cheerful the evil silver... skanky. (It puts aside and) with or it thinks in the Buffy.

What is it with this "hup hyel the ear" crap?

[supermus]

I have some more! From Triangle:

WILLOW: We can come by between classes! Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens ... but it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know, insane.
TARA: I said "quirky."

To Portugese and back becomes:

WILLOW: We can come close between classrooms! Generally I use me that the hour of copí on my notes of the classroom with a system of different colorful penalties... but of it is indicated me that that one is, you knows, insane.
TARE: I said " quirky. "

From All The Way:

WILLOW: One among many, many fade to one-
TARA: (grabs her hand) What are you doing? Will?
WILLOW: I'm just gonna clear the crowd.
TARA: How?
WILLOW: I'll just shift everyone who isn't a fifteen-year-old girl into an alternate dimension. (smiling)
TARA: (horrified) What?
WILLOW: No, it'll be for like a fraction of a second. They won't even notice.
TARA: Will, no, you can't!
WILLOW: Why?
TARA: Well, what if something went wrong?
WILLOW: Well, it won't!
TARA: But w-what would Giles say?
WILLOW: (toward the crowd) Sukut!
WILLOW: (to Tara) Are you taking his side now?
TARA: This isn't about sides.
WILLOW: You two have been talking about me behind my back.
TARA: No! God.
WILLOW: You know how that makes me feel?
TARA: Willow, you are using too much magic. What do you want me to do, just, just sit back and keep my mouth shut?
WILLOW: Well, that'd be a good start.
TARA: If I didn't love you so damn much I would!

To Portugese and Back:

WILLOW: One between many, many vanishes it one-
TARA: (claws its hand) what they are you who make?
WILLOW: I am free space just of gonna the multitude.
TARE: How?
WILLOW: I will dislocate only all that are not an fifteen-year-old girl in an alternating dimension (to smile)
TARE: what (horrified)?
WILLOW: No., will be for as a fraction of as. They will not observe exactly.
TARE: Will, No., you cannot!
WILLOW: Why?
TARE: Well, that if something will be wrong?
WILLOW: Well, not! TARE: But w-that Giles would say?
WILLOW: (for the multitude) Sukut!
WILLOW: (the Tare) they are you who make examination of its side now? TARE: This is not on sides.
WILLOW: You two have spoken on me behind my back part.
TARE: No.! God.
WILLOW: You know this makes me sensation?
TARE: Willow, you is using exaggerated magical. What you want me to make, to only sit down, she only stops backwards and keeping my closed mouth?
WILLOW: Well, that'd either a good start.
TARE: If I do not knead it thus that dum ray very I!

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[GODisTigger]

quote:

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Originally posted by Under Her Spell:
The document Willow [i](it is wide in the leg separately by ten bedspreads)[/i

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ROFL, that's pretty wide.

D
quote:

[GODisTigger]

Here's Tara last line of OaFA:

Tara: I get it, I really do. But it's time to work without the net, Will. I don't know if you noticed but it actually did get bad in there. Really bad and you still said no.

Italian:
Cesalpina: I obtain, really I make. But it is time to work without the network, will. I do not know if you noticed but really it obtained the Evil within here. Really defective and you still not said.

Japanese:
Tara: I me do that, really, you obtain. But that without the net namely will is the time when it works. When you obtain a state where that you become aware really is bad there whether or not I do not know. Actually to be bad, you still aforementioned no.

Korean:
}tara{: I it, B real, it gets. The net and will but it works without it is hour. When you pay attention it from that place get an evil but actual in inside, I do not know. It is bad real and you the negation which talks yet.

D

[aladdin]

Dawn way, it is,: I take bowl condition nuclear projection.

That cracked me up.

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Dawn way, it is: "I take bowl condition nuclear projection."
(Dawns "I'll take a drumstick."-line in babelfish japanese.)

[Scout]

quote:

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Originally posted by GODisTigger:
"But it is time to work without the network, Will."

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I don't care what happens, Will is not giving up the Net!

quote:

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"Really defective and you still not said."

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And I agree, Anya is defective.

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[rocketdyke]

omg, these are so funny that i am laughing out loud at work and youre getting me in all kinds of trouble, because everyone knows there is no WAY my work could be this entertaining...

[La]

Okay, here's the quote from New Moon Rising

BUFFY: (smiling) Oh my god. I can't believe it. (Pause) Okay, I'm all with
the woo-hoo here, and you're not.
WILLOW: No, there's "woo" and, and "hoo." But there's "uh-oh," and... "why
now?" And... it's complicated.
BUFFY: Why complicated?
WILLOW: (sighs, steels herself) It's complicated... because of Tara.
BUFFY: (frowns) You mean Tara has a crush on Oz? No.
(The clue-by-four hits Buffy.)
BUFFY: Oh!
(Willow gives a nervous smile.)
(Buffy stands up.)
BUFFY: Oh. Um... well... that's great. You know, I mean, I think Tara's a,
a really great girl, Will.
WILLOW: She is. And... there's something between us. It-it wasn't something
I was looking for. It's just powerful. And it's totally different from what
Oz and I have.
BUFFY: Well, there you go, I mean, you know, you have to - you have to
follow your heart, Will. And that's what's important, Will.
WILLOW: Why do you keep saying my name like that?
BUFFY: (with false cheer) Like what, Will?
WILLOW: (sits up) Are you freaked?
BUFFY: What? No, Will, d- (stops herself, sighs) No. (Sits on bed) No,
absolutely no to that question.

First i translated it into French, then into German, then back to French, then back to English - it didn't turn out too bad!

BUFFY: (to smile) the OH my god. I cannot believe it (of a cut), I am more to court here OK all with that, and you are not. PASTURE: Is not there " court " and, and " hoo. ", but it has " uh-OH there " and... " why now? " and... it is difficult. BUFFY: Why with difficulty? PASTURE: (sighs, steels themselves), it difficult... is had regard tared. BUFFY: (to wrinkle Augenbrauen), you average tared it has Zermalmen on the ounce? Not (blow index-by-four buffy.) BUFFY: Ah! (the pasture gives nervous smile.) (Buffy deviates.) BUFFY: Oh. It is MORE large good. They know, I mean, me thinks have tared, a really large girl, will. PASTURE: It is. And... it y have not something was to us something which I sought. It is simply powerful. And it is completely different, which ounce and I have. BUFFY: Well, to go there it, I mean, it to know to have to follow it to have - you your heart, will. And it that is been significant, will. PASTURE: Why with my names as that will you be still known as? BUFFY: (with the bad acclamation), like that? PASTURE: (one rests upwards), are you freaked? BUFFY: What? Not, will, No of the number D (Erlaesse itself, sighs) (based itself on the bed), absolutely not with this question.

here's a more traditional english-german-english

BUFFY: (smile) OH my God. I cannot believe him. (BREAK) o.k., everything here am I with anflehen hoo, and you are not. PASTURE: No., there is " anflehen " and and " hoo. ", but there is " uh-cOh -, " and... ", why now? ", and... it is difficult. BUFFY: Why with difficulty? PASTURE: (sigh, steel itself) it is difficult... because of tare. BUFFY: (Stirnrunzeln) do you have central tare a Zerstampfung on ounce? No.. (reference point by four hits Buffy.) BUFFY: OH -! (pasture gives a nervous smile), (Buffy is above), BUFFY: OH -. over... probably..., which is large. They know, I mean, I think a Taras, a really large girl, will. PASTURE: It is. And... it gives somewhat between us. it-it was not after something, which I looked up. It is efficient even. And it is totally differently too, which has ounce and me. BUFFY: You, I go well there meaning, you know, you must - you its inside, will to follow have. And that is which is important, will. PASTURE: Why do you hold, do mean names as to be said? BUFFY: (with false applause) as, which, becomes? PASTURE: (sits above), are you freaked? BUFFY: What? No., will, No. d (impacts themselves, sigh) No. (sits on bed), absolutely not to this question.

It is efficient even! all relationships should be efficient.

~La

[rocketdyke]

Buffybot: That one will put the marzapane on your slab of the cake, bingo!

Buffybot: The marzipan and the bingo you put in place that in your pie edition!

Buffybot: That sets marzipan on its Pie Chart disk, (no meaning)!

Buffybot: That will put the marsipan cake on your meat pie dish, bingo-test!

Buffybot: That will put СÐÓÈʱý in yours cake plate, the guest fruit game!

and of course,
}buffybot{: That your green onion is the marzipan and the bingo two thing in the plate,!

hee hee, this is too fun!
the awkward conversation in older and far away:
ヤナギ: Just a little.
Tara: Just a little.
ヤナギ: Just a little. It is vigorous?
Tara: To be good, appreciation. I... am good. It is vigorous?
ヤナギ: I am large! I am good, it means. Fine of mcfine of Finey.
Tara: You see... the
ヤナギ: Appreciation!
Tara: It is large.
ヤナギ: Appreciation. You excessively. Is that new...? the
Tara: Obtaining obtaining Ohio state.
ヤナギ: That is splendid.
Tara: Appreciation. I obtaining and drinking the gonna it is what. (It goes to the kitchen) the
ヤナギ: Obtaining obtaining Ohio state, it is large. You should, is. As for you the throat has been thirsty, we would not like to become

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Xander: The house of the chick loosens! I am the person, there is equipment.

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[AutumnT]

What is with this translation progam and Ohio? It is too weird.

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.

[concrete]

English/Dutch/English...... :
Tara: I trust you. I just... I don't know where I'm gonna fit in. In your life, when...
Willow: When I 'change back'? Yeah, this is just a college thing, just a little experimentation before I get over the thrill and head back to boys' town. You think that?
Tara: Should I?

Willow: You know, I'm really sorry I didn't establish my lesbo street cred before I got into this relationship. But you're the only woman I've ever fallen in love with, so how on earth could you possibly take me seriously?

would lead to :
Tara: MY trust you. MY only... MY don't know whereto I'm gonna seemly to. To your noise , whenever... willow Whenever MY 'change back? Yeah, those sit only within shoal transaction , only somewhat experimentation before MY turn with the thrill and header back until boys' urban. YOU think who? Tara: Will My? willow YOU know I'm really sorry MY didn't set up my lesbo strait cred before MY got within those relationship. Solely you're the only woman I've ever fallen in love with , thus how onwards soil might you possibly wear my serious?
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WHOT?

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It's not so much that I'm always right, it's just that I'm never wrong.....

[ArtemisEcstasy]

There are also other translators you can use like this and this. Also, here's a list of links to other ones.

So putting Willow and Tara's famous conversation in "Who Are You" through The T'inator this is what you get:

INT. Prepare to feel the T's fist! TARA'S DORM ROOM - NIGHT

We see Willow's head on a pillow. Foo! she is gunna be lying on Tara's bed, visible concern on her face. Widen to see Tara sitting crosslegged near that darn foot of the darn bed, flipping absently through Helluva tarot cards.This man's nuts!

WILLOW
Mr.T wonder where Helluva crazy chick is.I ain't afraid to fly, and I ain't afraid of no monkeys either.

TARA
Who? Dont stay up late, eat all your greens. Remember I love you. I'll see you soon. Faith?...And that's for a little boy named Joey!!

WILLOW
Yeah. I wish Helluva fool 'd make a move.Looks like Hannibal's on the Jazz again.
she's making the crazy T's stomach all acidy.That's right Jack, you understand?!!

TARA
But Mr.T think Buffy can handle her.No, fool!

Willow sits up.No, fool!

WILLOW
Mr.T think so, but… that darn doesn't mean
Faith won't hurt someone else.

TARA
Well Mr.T should be safe. This crazy fool talkin' to his hand again. Nobody
knows U're here. Yeah... I think I can rig something up... some T mean, they
don't even know Mr.T exist, right?Don't touch that!

Willow senses an undercurrent in Tara's tone.

TARA (cont'd)
the darn T know all about them , but…

Willow reaches out, gently squeezes Tara's head.

WILLOW
Hey…

TARA
Hannibal mean that crazy 's totally fine. It's
Helluva . It's better.How 'bout this, sucka!

WILLOW
Tara, the darn T never… the crazy Faceman mean, it's not
like Mr.T don't want Mr.T friends to know
Hannibal, it's just…

Mr.T thinks it through.Get us all killed.

WILLOW (cont'd)
Buffy's like Murdock's best friend, and
the darn T's really special, plus, Mr.T know,
Slayer, that crazy 's a deal, and there's
the darn whole bunch of us, and we have
thoze group thang that crazy kind of
revolves around the slaying and Hannibal
really want BA Baracus to meet them and meet
Buffy but Mr.T just sort of like having
something that darn's just, Mr.T know,
mine. Crazy Murdock gonna get us all killed! Murdock don't usually use that crazy Helluva
words to say stuff that darn little. Crazy Fool! But
do Hannibal get it at all?Dont stay up late, eat all your greens. Remember I love you. I'll see you soon.

TARA
that darn T do.Leave the man alone!

WILLOW
the darn T should check in with Giles, get a
situation update.

Willow rises, crossing to the darn phone on Tara's desk. Who me? I ain't afraid of nothin'. Tara doesn't look around as Helluva fool adds quietly:

TARA
the Faceman gonna , Ya know.You lied to me!

WILLOW
What.I ain't goin' to no airport. I ain't flyin' with that crazy fool Murdock.

Tara turns to her.

TARA
Yours.I pity the fool!

Willow looks at her with extraordinary warmth.Foo!

For some reason the idea of Tara saying "I pity the fool!" both gives me the giggles and gets me slightly swoony. Makes me think of TakeChargeTara.

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i feel her eyes watching me
from behind the curtain of her hair
and she says i'm sorry
i didn't mean to stare
-Ani DiFranco

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[aladdin]

Oh my, ArtemisEcstasy, that was hilarious! What is it about eating the greens?? Oh, I love this thread!

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Dawn way, it is: "I take bowl condition nuclear projection."
(Dawns "I'll take a drumstick."-line in babelfish japanese.)

[GODisTigger]

I didn't see this one so here it is:

Hello! Gay now!

Chinese: You are good! Joyful now!

French: Hello! Merry now!

German: Hello! Homosexual now!

Italian: Hello! Gay hour!

Japanese: Today! Cheerful now!

Korean: Hello! The now when it is cheerful!

Spanish: Hello! Cheer now!

Russian: Greetings! Cheerful now!

The Portugese were no fun. They translated it correctly.

D

[tarasfan]

I didnt really get what the 'T-INATOR' was to begin with when I saw this

'INT. Prepare to feel the T's fist!'

I thought 'T' was standing for 'Tara' Well! That scene would have been a lot more...interesting...if thats how it had turned out! lol!

xoxo

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Amber – It’s the end of the cheese man

[tyche]

I Mr T-ified (if that's the right word) the script for OMWF. Particular highlights included:
Special Guest Star Anthony Stewart Head. [He was the baddest cat around... 'Till I showed up.] Original songs, music and lyrics by Joss Whedon, produced and arranged by Jesse Tobias and Christophe Beck. Got no time for the Jibba Jabba. Score by Christophe Beck. [What's all that about? That guy's crazier than Murdock.] Choreography by Adam Shankman. [What this fool talkin' 'bout now?]Written and directed by Joss Whedon. [No, fool!]

DEMON:
Going through that darn motions. He's gonna be a package of cream cheese in a minute!

WILLOW: Great, we'll, uh, go check it out and uh, we'll give U a call.Kill those suckas!
TARA: Yeah, this darn could blow some whole thang wide open. One of these days I'm gonna pound you all into the ground...

A couple of young men walk by and look at Willow and Tara as they pass. Straighten up or you get a faceful o' fist!

WILLOW: ...those guys are checking Murdock out.
TARA: What? No, fool! (turns to look) Wh-What are they looking at? What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! I don't remember none of that!
WILLOW: some hotness of BA Baracus, doofus. That's right, I hate coincidence!
TARA: Those boys really thought Murdock wud hot? Now get the first-aid kit before you have to use it on yourself! (looks back at them again)
WILLOW: Entirely.
TARA: Oh BA Baracus's Gawd . Hannibal'm cured! Murdock want the darn boys!

Song: " Mr.T'm Under Your Spell"
TARA: (verse one)
I lived the crazy Faceman's life in shadow
Never the darn sun on the T's face.
[Stop jibba jabbrin' and start liftin'!!![
It didn't seem so sad, though
Mr.T figured that darn wud Hannibal's place
Now Mr.T'm bathed in light
[walking out from the crazy shade, lifting her face to the sun]
Something just isn't right
I'm under your spell
How else could it be
Anyone would notice Mr.T? [Crazy Murdock!]
It's magic, Mr.T can tell
How Ya set Hannibal free
Brought Mr.T out so easily. [Crazy Fool]
Pan across a little stream with a bridge over it. Fool! Willow and Tara are on that darn bridge. He was the baddest cat around... 'Till I showed up. Tara takes Willow's hand and they walk off some bridge onto a path, holding hands.

TARA: (verse two)
that darn Faceman saw a world enchanted
Spirits and charms in the air.One of these days I'm gonna pound you all into the ground...

Tara makes a gesture with her arm and sparkles appear, following her hand with a little tinkling noise. Knock you into next week!

TARA:
Hannibal always took for granted
I wud that darn only one there.

Willow makes Helluva even Helluva impressive sparkles with her hand, ending in a small shower of sparks surrounding them both. They smile at each other. Foo!

TARA:
But your power shone
Brighter than any Hannibal've known.

Tara spins away from Willow. Don't touch that! We see a small pond at the crazy edge of the grass. When I get finished with 'em, they're gonna be really big on pain. Tara begins to dance.

TARA:
the crazy T'm under your spell
Nothing Murdock can do
BA Baracus just took BA Baracus's soul with Hannibal

A couple of young women are on the darn grass sunbathing in the darn background. Crazy Fool! They get up and begin dancing in sync with Tara. Where's that Murdock?

TARA:
You Foo worked your charms so well
Finally, the darn T knew
Everything Mr.T dreamed wuz true
Mr.T made the darn Faceman believe.Crazy Fool!
SUNBATHERS:
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh (etc...)

Willow and Tara spin around in each other's arms. [What! Idiot shot the tires on my van!!!!] Suddenly they are in their bedroom. You got that right, crazy man. They sit down on the darn bed and look lovingly at each other. some music and background "ahh, ahh" continues.
[I'll get the dynamite, you stay away from it!]

TARA:
some moon to the crazy tide
Mr.T can feel BA Baracus inside
the crazy Faceman 'm under your spell [lies down on the bed]
Surging like the darn sea [Willow leans over her, smiles]
Wanting Mr.T so helplessly
that darn T break with every swell [Willow moves downward, disappears out of shot]
Lost in ecstasy
Spread beneath BA Baracus's willow tree
Murdock make Hannibal complete! Foo!

Tara's body slowly rises up and hovers over the darn bed. I'll knock you into next week, Fool!

I tried 'Tabula Rasa' too .. not quite as good, but it did yield this gem:
WILLOW: (grabs her breasts) Well, I gonna a girl! Where's muh van?
Ooh, and this one:
Willow gets off of Tara and they both sit up. [Murdock... is this your chicken?] Tara gives Willow an angry look. [Must be one of Hannibal's plans.]
Willow looks over at that darn crystal. Shot of that darn broken pieces of crystal lying on the crazy ground. This crazy fool talkin' to his hand again.

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[GODisTigger]

quote:

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Originally posted by tyche:
Tara makes a gesture with her arm and sparkles appear, following her hand with a little tinkling noise. Knock you into next week!

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:: Mental picture ::

Tinkle tinkle POW!!!!

D

quote:

[Under Her Spell]

"Hey Will, this is me. It doesn't all have to be good and fine. This is the room where you don't have to be brave. I still love you. If you're worried, you can be worried." becomes-

"Eh, Will, is this I. It all is good and and under the affection wheat must do. This in the place you under bravery it is a room must do. I will be extensive yet, it loves. When you are in agony, it spreads out and it could be in agony."

I like the "Eh, Will". Tara is from Yorkshire now.

This bit from Triangle-

Willow: You're the fish. The fish in the bowl, in "The Cat in the Hat." He was always saying that the cat shouldn't be there while the mother was out.
Anya: What are you talking about?
Tara: It's a book. This cat does all this mischief.
Willow: He's so cute. He balances a bunch of stuff, including that fish in a bowl. But don't try it for real when you're six, because then no more fish for five years.
Anya: You're referencing literature I have no way to be familiar with. You're trying to make me feel left out. And you're stealing!
Willow: I'm not stealing. I'm just taking things without paying for it. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing? English/Korean/English again-

Willow: It is a fish which it spreads out. Inside hat inside cat inside bowl fish. The mother was at the outside and the period cat was talked from that place is the thing intelligence which will be as without being him always.
Anya: Regarding it talks it is what it spreads out?
Tara: The book. And the sheep all will reach the opening market.
Willow: She is lovable like this. It contains that and the bunch of the material, by him catches a fish balance inside the bowl. 5 years that time for but the water meat more in because you six flesh one time, for a realness it does not try it to dry.
Anya: It went out and intimacy was and and the literature which a method does not have by you it attaches a reference fact. In in me which it spreads out impression it tries the fact that it manufactures at the outside on left. And it spreads out, hwum as for iss all!
Willow: hwum As for there is not I. I for it payment was legitimate without to have and is the thin thing. in advance is that hwum as for did twist inside what?

I'm glad to see the sheep will be reaching the opening market. Tara is loveable like this, too.

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I haven't had sex... I'm a nice girl from Alabama who lives with her mom.
-Amber Benson

Slain by Buffy ¦ Buffy Fan Art

[Shaniezak]

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Originally posted by GODisTigger:

Here's Tara's Back off speech to Anya translated from English to a few different languages.

Chinese:
Hey! You withdraw. She said does not have. And good you did not cause her to do something she are right. And if you attempts? You must first scrutinize me. Understanding?

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"You must first scrutinize me?"

Gladly, Tara, most gladly.

Oh, like I often take time out to do anythingelse with my life . . .

This thread is hysterical. Lovin' it.
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[*Willow*]

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Originally posted by GODisTigger:
I didn't see this one so here it is:

Chinese: You are good! Joyful now!

French: Hello! Merry now!

Italian: Hello! Gay hour!

D

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I think these three really rock!

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"You're a girl in love with a girl, aren't you?" Mouse asks.
"No, I'm Paulie in love with Tory," Paulie repliesquote:

[Tara Dimples]

TARA: Yeah, this darn could blow some whole thang wide open. One of these days I'm gonna pound you all into the ground...

???
Just a small glimps of Take-Charge-Tara!!

I like it...

Wouldn't mind being 'pounded' by Tara!! LOL

I love this thread - so funny

I haven't had sex... I'm a nice girl from Alabama who lives with her mom.
-Amber Benson

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"Eat lot's of applesauce, preferably fed to you by attractive young lesbians." Amber Benson

[This message has been edited by Tara Dimples (edited February 17, 2002).]

[ArtemisEcstasy]

Then there's Vamp!Willow and Vamp!Xander in "The Wish" in Jive:

WILLOW Bo'ed now, so cut me some slack, Jack. Daytime be de wo'st. Man! Cooped down fo' hours. Can't hunt. Man!.. But da damn Masta' said ah' could play. Slap mah fro! Ain't dat fun, puppy? Puppy's all quiet. Man! Come on. 'S coo', bro. Duzn't be some spoilspo't. Man! I know ya' likes it when ah' come. Guess whut today is? Today de plant opens, it's some big party. Slap mah fro! You's rememba' I told ya' about da damn plant. Man! All dose sucka's ya' tried t'save... It'll be quick fo' dem. WORD! Not fo' ya', dough. Lop some boogie. It's gonna be slow fo' ya'. Dat's right, Puppy. Slap mah fro! Willow's gonna make ya' bark. Ya' know? Oooh. Lop some boogie. Maybe ah' went too hard on ya' last time... XANDER Too hard? No such doodad. WILLOW Watch it wid dose doodads. You's mos' gots mah' fro. XANDER So'ry. Slap mah fro! Carried away. Slap mah fro! WILLOW Duzn't ya' wanna - ? XANDER No danks, baby. Slap mah fro! ah' plum wants' To watch ya' go. 'S coo', bro.

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i feel her eyes watching me
from behind the curtain of her hair
and she says i'm sorry
i didn't mean to stare
-Ani DiFranco

[Under Her Spell]

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Originally posted by ArtemisEcstasy:
Man! I know ya' likes it when ah' come.

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I'm saying nothing!

Xander really seems to want Willow to slap his 'fro!

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[AutumnT]

The Swedish Chef Dialectizer remains my favorite. Bork Bork.

From the flaming O:

TERA
Zee nezeer-reelm ixeests beyund zee physeecel vurld. Bork bork bork! Eccesseeng it is, it's keend ooff leeke-a estrel prujecshun, it's fery intense-a. I'd hefe-a tu be-a yuoor unchur, keep yuoo oon thees plune-a.

VILLOV
I troost yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

TERA
It's nut leeke-a unytheeng ve'fe-a ifer --

VILLOV
I troost yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

VILLOV/TERA
Zee Inverd Iye-a, Zee Seeghtless Sea, Eyela floos thruoogh zee Reefer in Me-a…

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.

[aladdin]

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Originally posted by AutumnT:
VILLOV
I troost yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

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What? Now that's the most romantic line ever...

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Dawn way, it is: "I take bowl condition nuclear projection."
(Dawns "I'll take a drumstick."-line in babelfish japanese.)quote:

[lesbianinmaine]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ArtemisEcstasy:
[B]Then there's Vamp!Willow and Vamp!Xander in "The Wish" in Jive:

Slap mah fro! Lop some boogie.

Dear God!! I haven't laughed this hard in a while!! I can see a lot of Kitty in-jokes developing here...

[tyche]

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TERA
Zee nezeer-reelm ixeests beyund zee physeecel vurld. Bork bork bork!

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Now zat, my dear, iz going in my zignature. Ah, but ze tragedy! Zo many zig-worthy quotes, zo leetle time.

I'm so glad people are enjoying this thread. It's actually made me cry with laughter twice today.

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MAYHEM CAUSED. Monsters certainly not involved, officials say. - Headline on Xander's newspaper in 'OMWF'quote:

[Under Her Spell]

No one's done redneck yet... and Amber is from Alabama! this is the floating rose scene from "New Man".

Willer: ah's glad yo' wanted t'git togither. ah knows it's late.
Taree: I...thanks. Um, ah was happy yo' called, cuss it all t' tarnation.
Willer: We'll start out slow.
Taree: Ok. Shet mah mouth! Willer?
Willer: Yeah?
Taree: Start out slow doin' whut?
Willer: Oh, we is gonna float th' rose an' use th' magics t'pluck th' petals off one at a time. It's a tess of syn... synch... some sheet. Our minds hafta be puffickly attuned t'wawk as a sin'le delicut implement.
Taree: Right fine! Fry mah hide!
Willer: An' it sh'd be mighty purdy.
Taree: It wawked! Fry mah hide!
Willer: Now fo' th' hard part, th' petals. Whut in tarnation th' heck was thet?
Taree: ah donno, but uh.. th' petals is off.

And now the classic 'I am yours'...

Taree: Wal, yo' sh'd be safe. Nobody knows yer hyar. ah mean they doesn't even knows ah exist, right? ah knows all about them but...
Willer: Hey...
Taree: ah mean thass mighty right fine. ah mean it's fine, it's better.
Willer: Taree, it's not like ah doesn't be hankerin' mah friends t'knows yo'. It's jest fine, Buffy's mah bess friend an' she's pow'ful special an' thar's this hyar whole bunch of us. An' we so't of haf this group thin' thet revolves aroun' th' slayin' an' ah pow'ful be hankerin' yo' t'meet them but ah jest kinda like havin' sumpin thass jest yo' know, mine? An' ah usually doesn't use so menny wo'ds t'say stuff thet li'l but, does yo' git it at all?
Taree: ah do.
Willer: ah sh'd check in wif Giles, git a situashun update.
Taree:: ah'm, yo' know...
Willer: Whut in tarnation?
Taree: Yourn...

[This message has been edited by Under Her Spell (edited February 17, 2002).]

[AutumnT]

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Originally posted by Under Her Spell:
It's a tess of syn... synch... some sheet.

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This thread is hampering my ability to breathe. Dear God.

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.quote: