General Season 6 Spoilers - Part 5 - The Black Hole

[Tensai]

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Originally posted by AutumnT:
So, it looks like episode 16 is called "Hell's Bells"

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I was so hoping for either 'I Knew The Bride' (especially if there is a connection between the demon-Xander and Anya) or 'Jeopardy'

I'm just hoping that the writer's won't miss the opportunity to have the DJ's play the 'Bunny Hop'

Tensaiquote:

[Lijdrec]

Ok, let's try the Episode Name Game again!
These are from: http://www.tvtome.com/BuffytheVampireSl ... ason6.html
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112. DoubleMeat Palace
gs: Elizabeth Anne Allen (Amy) Kali Rocha (Halfrek)
b: 29-Jan-02 pc: 6ABB12 w: Jane Espenson d: Nick Marck
NOTE: Previous titles for this episode were: 'Hunter' and 'The Weak, The Strong'.
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113. Dead Things
gs: Danny Strong (Jonathon) Adam Busch (Warren) Tom Lenk (Andrew) Amelinda Embry (Katrina) Amber Benson (Tara)
b: 05-Feb-02 pc: 6ABB13 w: Steven S. DeKnight d: James A. Contner
NOTE: Previous Titles: 'Kiss Of The Dragon', 'Best Served Cold' and '21'.
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114. Older and Far Away
gs: Kali Rocha (Halfrek) Amber Benson (Tara)
b: 19-Feb-02 pc: 6ABB14 w: Drew Z. Greenberg
NOTE: Previous Title(s): Past Tense
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115. As You Were
gs: Marc Blucas (Riley Finn)

NOTE: Previous Title(s): Lover
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116. Hell's Bells
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117. Vengence
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118. The Goat
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119. Alone
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120. Big Bad
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121. Vampire History
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122. True Friends

[tyche]

'The Goat'? That sounds more like a 4-hour allegorical Iranian arthouse film than a 'Buffy' ep. They're certainly going for some strange ep titles this season...

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Good God, that's a lot of shake!

[EricAlan69]

Yeah, I kind of got stuck on 'The Goat,' too. It reminds me of an Adam Sandler routine; also, Satan.

Also, there is an episode titled, 'Alone.' This, of course, is the episode in which Tara is killed by Flying Monkeys (Special Guest Star Macauley Culkin), sent by Willow in a jealous rage.

Ahem.
;-)

Oddly, though, naming an episode 'Big Bad' makes a Joss-y sort of sense, but 'Vampire History?'..

love,

e.

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[Lijdrec]

Kinda makes you wonder if there will be an ep named "To Serve Man"??

I think my post is purely speculation, check out the previous names for the eps. that we know about. My guess the names will certainly change.

[drlloyd11]

How real do people think this is?
Anyone want to guess at the plot from the titles? AugustT, what sya you?

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116. Hell's Bells
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117. Vengence
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118. The Goat
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119. Alone
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120. Big Bad
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121. Vampire History
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122. True Friends

[the literary exterminator]

quote:

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Originally posted by tyche:
'The Goat'? That sounds more like a 4-hour allegorical Iranian arthouse film than a 'Buffy' ep. They're certainly going for some strange ep titles this season...

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You wonder where they got that title? Look here. BUSTED!

Edit:
Just so you don't have to actually read the article, ``The Goat'' is the name given to a future episode in a fake spoiler Herc wrote up as a joke. These people obviously didn't read the entire paragraph.

Also, on the topic of foreign films, The Goat reminds me more of a French comedy starring Gérard Depardieu.

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[EricAlan69]

Quick Work, Literary Exterminator!

I knew that title sounded familiar, and was backtracking through Herc-posts on AICN when I found it. By the time I returned, however, you'd already informed the party-kitties-in-the-house of it's providence.

love and Macauley-Culkin-Flying-Monkeys,

e.

[the literary exterminator]

You had to read how many Herc articles? I suddenly feel very sorry for you.

I just typed ``goat'' into AICN's search box. Considering the high-class journalism they typically practice, you might be surprised at how few goat articles they've produced recently.

Edited to remove gratuitous post quotation.

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[xita]

Good intrepid work kitties!I am glad the exterminator has come through and squashed those ep titles.

[drlloyd11]

The sad thing is, I remember thinking "the goat..hmmm..something about herc". But totally missed adding 1 and 1. ack!
Good work!

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Originally posted by the literary exterminator:
You wonder where they got that title? Look here. BUSTED!

Edit:
Just so you don't have to actually read the article, ``The Goat'' is the name given to a future episode in a fake spoiler Herc wrote up as a joke. These people obviously didn't read the entire paragraph.

Also, on the topic of foreign films, The Goat reminds me more of a French comedy starring Gérard Depardieu.

[This message has been edited by the literary exterminator (edited January 24, 2002).]

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[Reddygirl]

The Goat to me sounds like a Roman Polanski film or a movie like The Wicker Man, something with lots of paganism and nakedness, which come to think of it, does sound like Buffy this season *g*

[AutumnT]

I can't figure out why people would name episodes that have not been written and expect people to believe them. It boggles the mind. The real giveaway on this one was the whole "previous titles" thing. That's a true indicator of BS in most instances.

Autumn

[Dumbsaint]

*sniffle*
I'm depressed that ep title "The Goat" isn't a real spoiler, because you just KNOW that it would be a Joss ep. A man and his goat. Is there a more beautiful thing under the sun?

*wipes tear*

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Shiver me timberless.

[tyche]

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Originally posted by Dumbsaint:
you just KNOW that it would be a Joss ep. A man and his goat. Is there a more beautiful thing under the sun?

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Yes, a man and his strong, manly wrench. I'm still a die-hard Xander/Tito shipper in spite of everything. *sniff*

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Good God, that's a lot of shake!quote:

[Dumbsaint]

I know I'll get blasted by the X/Ti shippers, but I must admit... I muchly prefer W/T tool fic. Bestill my throbbing monkey wrench, ooh la la! And don't even get me started about biker fic....

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*boioioioing*
Nothing can defeat the LESBONER!

[Junkyard Dog]

Any day now, we'll hear about the forbidden love affair carried on in secret by Mr. Gordo & Miss Kitty Fantastico...

[mat]

Have you heard the Mr. Gordo and Miss Kitty Fantastico rumours...? Apparently MKF becomes the next slayer and Mr. Gordo is vamped and then... then Mr.Gordo turns into the big bad and MKF has to slay him. But then Mr. Gordo is resureccted and we get lots of bedroom/non-bedroom scenes if ya know what I mean.

Oh by the way I know these sound *SOOOOOOOOOO* fake but really they are true! *giggles*

[Dumbsaint]

No way, man. It's MKF/Mummyhand all the way! They have a beautiful love. A miraculous love!

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*boioioioing*
Nothing can defeat the LESBONER!

[BBOvenGuy]

Woo-hoo! Congrats to all you fake-title-stompers!

It's so good to know I can work through the morning and any bogus rumors to come along can still be squished by observant and critically-minded Kittens. I do believe we're going to develop a reputation on the net, though...

Fake spoiler purveyors quake at the thought of facing
The Kitten. "No! No! Anything but that!" Their screams of terror echo through the cyberscape day and night....

Mwahahahaha....

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Remember the Kitten Board Mantra: "Joss is nuts about Tara, Willow/Tara and Amber!"
(...and Marti's rather fond of them, too...)

[This message has been edited by BBOvenGuy (edited January 24, 2002).]Fake spoiler purveyors quake at the thought of facing
The Kitten. "No! No! Anything but that!" Their screams of terror echo through the cyberscape day and night....

[Sassette]

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Originally posted by Dumbsaint:
No way, man. It's MKF/Mummyhand all the way! They have a beautiful love. A miraculous love!

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Uh-Huh. So, Mummyhand was just ... "chatting" with Spike? I'm sorry, but MKF deserves the love of an undead appendage who is FAITHFUL. I refuse to believe otherwise.

-Sass

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[Reddygirl]

Sassette, why do you always mess with my ships? First Tito/Xan and now mummyhand/MKF. It's as obvious as the horns on Lorne's head that mummyhand was just commiserating with Spike because Spike finally realized Xan loved Tito, not him.
geez louise, some people just don't get it *g*

[Sassette]

Because I'm Evil and there are No New Spoilers right now to distract me from my plans of Global Domination through Bizarre Shipdom?

-Sass

[Nic C]

Aw, poor Ljidrec - still no luck with the ep titles!

MKF and Mummyhand? *shudders* That has ick factors I don't even wanna consider, you strange people. MKF's a kitty of taste and discernment, she wouldn't just sleep with any old dead thing (like, say, Buffy does... j/k! j/k!). Even if she did, it would just be rebound from her One True Love... Amy! (the Rat)

MKF and Amy the rat forever... notice ME's clever use of the W/T breakup to avoid showing us de-ratted Amy and MKF together onscreen... they're heightening the tension, leaving us hanging as to whether our StarCrossed Loversd will be reunited. That's why neither of them are in the credits. It's Eeevil, I tell ya...

Okay, stopping now. I return you to your regularly scheduled fake spoiler BS...

Nic

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No sun, no moons, no stars over Al-Rassan.

[This message has been edited by Nic C (edited January 24, 2002).]

[Dumbsaint]

Hey! That wasn't The Mummyhand's fault. He, much like the other denizens of the Hellmouth, was simply responding to the almighty thrall of Naked Gaiety that had fallen across the town. Besides, who among us hasn't been tempted to manhandle Spike at some point?

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*boioioioing*
Nothing can defeat the LESBONER!

[Reddygirl]

Lord, if I don't get some new spoilers soon I'm going to start shipping for the Ghost of Flutie/Ghost of Snyder ship. Then you'll know just how bad I'm jonesin'.

And Sassette, I always knew you had dominatrix tendencies!

[Sassette]

Julia Julia Julia ... True Love can withstand the almighty thrall of Naked Gaiety. That's like saying that it was just that one time, and he only did it to prove he didn't like it.

Though honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing MKF and MH getting back together ... IF Mummyhand made it up to her. He's got quite a bit of grovelling to do, which will be difficult for him because - well, he doesn't have a mouth.

-Sass
*shakes her head* Good Lord - I need spoilers before I go completely insane. What the hell am I talking about? *sigh*

****Edited to Add: Reddygirl - Shhh! That's a secret****

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[Reddygirl]

Well, you know what they say, Sass, the hand is quicker than the mouth...

[Sassette]

And here, for once, I didn't mean that in a pervy way. *wry look*

-Sass

[Warduke]

Guys, I don't want to be a party pooper but since this is the spoiler thread, could we please keep the discussions here about spoilers and not any other stuff.

Thanks.