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12-Question Kitty Sex-Amination

Postby 1D10T » Mon Jul 30, 2001 5:24 pm

Ok I'm feeling brave (helped by a couple of beers).

1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?
Erm...On a train (in a carriage not in the toilets - good job the conductor made a lot of made a racket trying to get through the carriage doors else this could have been the answer for 11).

2. Will you push a guy/girl around in bed?
If thats what they enjoy.

3. Does size matter? (free to interpretation)
Not really...depends on what your looking at the size of .

4. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
Receiving but not adverse to giving. I've been told my beard and tongue stud give some 'pleasantly intresting' sensations .

5. Have you ever had a one-night stand?
Yep. Fun.

6. What's your fave part of your body?
Erm...depends I guess my baby blue eyes .

7. Are you into sex toys or getting adventurous in bed?
I'm willing to try just about anything.

8. Was your first time everything you thought it would be?
Nope. Crap (we were both virgins...theory and practice being two different things )

9. Are you turned on by talking dirty in bed?
Tends to make me laugh actually, generally corny. But I'm a guy so pretty much anything can be a turn on at the correct moment .

10. What's your view of porn?
Some good, most bad, most cheesy. Depends on the mood of the moment.

11. Have you had an embarrassing sexual moment on the scale of the guy getting caught violating a pie in American Pie?
Nope.

12. Finally, do you consider yourself good in bed?
I consider myself average although I have had some compliments, most amusing being when a woman said that I have the "hands and tongue of a lesbian".

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Ok some of all these are starting to get close to the share/ scare line .

Sex in cinemas huh. I use to work in a cinema and I can remember this one instance of a couple being in Doctor Dolittle (the Eddie Murphy one). Thing is they were not even being discreate about it. They were in the centre of the cinema but off to one side rather than at the back, plus there were a couple of families in there with kids. After a couple of warning from another member of staff then manageress, one of us sit in there (not me) to keep an eye on them (third time your out).

-James

"They're attacking. We should build a fort."
"I'll get some pillows."
-Riley and Adam in Restless.

1D10T
 


12-Question Kitty Sex-Amination

Postby Scarecrow » Wed Aug 01, 2001 2:13 pm

1. Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?

In my dreams

2. Will you push a guy/girl around in bed?

Wouldn't say no.

3. Does size matter? (free to interpretation)

*cough*hopenot*cough*

4. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Whatever makes them happy

5. Have you ever had a one-night stand?

Almost... shame we all passed out from the drink...

6. What's your fave part of your body?

Brutally honest answer that may disturb people. lol. Me Testicles.

7. Are you into sex toys or getting adventurous in bed?

I like Leather. Lots of leather. And chains and hooks. You would be right to worry.

8. Was your first time everything you thought it would be?

I'll get back to you on that one.

9. Are you turned on by talking dirty in bed?

The whole idea makes me laugh.

10. What's your view of porn?

Can be fun; depends on the stuff really. Lesbian pron tenmds to be rather dull I find.

11. Have you had an embarrassing sexual moment on the scale of the guy getting caught violating a pie in American Pie?

Being caught by my mate and his girlfriend on the point of orgasm...

12. Finally, do you consider yourself good in bed?

Well I don't fall out.


Well if I didn't disturb you before i have now...

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"I am you know... yours"

"In all my travels throughout the universe I have battled against evil; against power mad conspirators. Ha, I should have stayed here;the oldest civilisation, decadent, degenerate and rotten to the core! Hah! Power mad conspirators, Daleks, Sontarans, Cybermen... They're still in the nursery compared to us. Ten million years of absolute power; that's what it takes to be really corrupt!"

"It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches; it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees"

Scarecrow
 

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