Fic: Heat Wave

[funkyasian]

don't worry about the winnie the pooh thing...i need something else to occupy my thoughts since i've seen the pooh movie a million times...and it doesnt' get better unfortunately.



so you work in a button down type of office? so do i...except i usually hide in my office, doors locked, so HR doesn't get to see me...(thankfully)...but everytime i venture out of the office, i feel so out of place (working in mid-town manhattan and dressing casual just doesn't seem to work!)



so can i convince you to write more of this fic?



steph

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. ~ Oscar Wilde

[The Pineapple Head]

funkyasian - My office is more like Dilbert. You know a bunch of people taking themselves way too seriously, trying to enforce a series of ridiculous rules and regulations. Well, you've twisted my arm....ok, more Heat Wave coming soon.



jennpurr - Hope you don't mind me stealing your e-mail addy from your profile ;-)



Diana

[funkyasian]

woohoo!!!!!!



*dances around her room to some really cheezy song on tv*



yay for more heat wave!!



steph

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. ~ Oscar Wilde

[nika]

Heat wave indeed!!!!! *WHEW!* Willow better watch out though, heffalumps and woozels steal honey, don'tcha know?

[The Pineapple Head]

funkyasian - Is that like a Spike/Anya sexy dance?



nika - I don't think Willow has to worry too much.



Jennpurr - Did Melissa perform the new song "Secret Agent"? I haven't heard the song, but I've heard that it's very funny.



Diana

[tiredsoul]

Thanks for asking. It was the date from hell. Can't let my friends set me up anymore. At least I was able to have sweet dreams thanks to this piece.



Can't wait for the next part.



--celia

"I'm not coming back"

[willowsgrrl]

have in deed made it i just need 2 things firdt to have it tested and second to find someplace to put it so it can be used





christina



edited to say if anyone wants to see it and has an animation programm let me know i will send it to u, or if u know how to post it so it can be used please also let me know

Edited by: willowsgrrl at: 8/11/02 11:45:29 pm

[pacou]

I almost forgot to yay that Miss Kitty is back! YAY! I love love loved the Kitty-O-Gram! I know this is mainly a hot and wet (he he ) fic, but hopefully well see more of Miss Kitty? Please?



Thanks for your fic. Its a guarantee for good mood changing. Europe sinks into rain! And rain is not that good if you want to get out of your home. Anyway, thanks.

----------------------------------

TARA: Willow, you are using too much magic. What do you want me to do, just, just sit back and keep my mouth shut?
WILLOW: Well, that'd be a good start.
TARA: If I didn't love you so damn much I would!

[Jennpurr]

Quote:

---

Jennpurr - Did Melissa perform the new song "Secret Agent"? I haven't heard the song, but I've heard that it's very funny.

---

She sure did! It was awesome; I really loved it. It is kinda funny, but it's a rockin song. She had fun performing it. Does she have a new album coming out, that you know of?? She said she has been writing alot of new songs, so I hope so.



Hey, thanks again for the e-mail. And I didn't mind you doing that. It's cool.



Jen

* * * * * *
Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

Edited by: Jennpurr at: 8/12/02 10:11:41 am

[funkyasian]

hmmm...no not like spike/anya dance...more like a the xander snoopy dance...a little silly but completely adorable...just like me!! *shameless self-promotion*



steph

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. ~ Oscar Wilde

[The Pineapple Head]

tiredsoul - Blind dates suck and nothing will ever change my mind about that. The only time I ever attempted such a thing, my date fell asleep at the restaurant. It had nothing to do with me.



willowsgrrl - That's good to know. I'll have to give you an excuse to you it now.



pacou - Glad you like the Kitty-O-Gram.



Jennpurr - Yeah, I heard it's good. I don't know if she's releasing a new ablum though. I'd love it if she did. there is nothing like a new Melissa Etheridge, Indigo Girls, Aerosmith or Matchbox Twenty release to make a happy Pineapple :-)



funkyasian - Well I have a happy dance *bowing head*, um...uh.....I'm just not allowed to do it in public. Hey, I think it's cute.



Diana

[xita]

I just read the last part, and the shower scene was just what the doctor ordered, I can read about Willow using Tara as her honey pot all day long.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Childie -"Not all girls are raving bloody lesbians, you know!"

George - "That's a misfortune of which I am perfectly well aware."

The Killing of Sister George

[TareBearRS]

O MY GOD !!!!!



WOW!!!



I SOOO need a cold shower now... that was amazingly hot.



R.

[Jennpurr]

Quote:

---

Jennpurr - Yeah, I heard it's good. I don't know if she's releasing a new ablum though. I'd love it if she did. there is nothing like a new Melissa Etheridge, Indigo Girls, Aerosmith or Matchbox Twenty release to make a happy Pineapple :-)

---

It was very different from her usual stuff, but very unique at the same time. Matchbox Twenty is cool. I like their stuff.



And I so can't wait for the next update. I'm sitting on the edge of my seat wondering what you are gonig to do.



Thanks, girl,

Jen

* * * * * *
Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

[Grimaldi]

never thought i see a smut fic that mentioned Winnie the Pooh the Miss Kitty Gram was funny. the shower scene... looking forward to more

Dude, we're surrounded by perverts!

Fucking Windows 98, get Bill Gates in here!

[The Pineapple Head]

xita - Yeah, you too. Oddly, I don't get tired of that mental image either. Funny....



TareBearRS - I'm glad that I'm not the one to pay the water bill for all of you guys. I've heard that line a lot this past week. Although group showering would be mighty cost effective. (Yup PH was only being fiscally responsible with that suggestion.)



Jennpurr - I saw Matchbox Twenty last year and they were incredible. They played with Everclear and Lifehouse. Definately worth the extra I paid the broker. I'm fleshing out part four (if you pardon the expression) right now.



Grimaldi - That damn Cartman icon cracks me up every time I see one of your posts. Makes me want to wear my Tree Hugging Hippie T-shirt. Thank you.



I started part 4 today guys, so hopefully it will be up in a day or so. I'm glad that you liked part 3 so much and I'll try my best to keep the masses happy.



PH

[funkyasian]

yay!! part 4...*still dancing the silly dance of joy* - c'mon...if i'm shamelessly dancing like an idiot...you have to show me your dance too!



steph

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. ~ Oscar Wilde

[The Pineapple Head]

steph - Sorry, but there will be no seeing of PH's happy dance. That dance has been banned in Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Conneticutt, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Ohio (damn airport security), Delaware, Maryland, Washington DC, Virginia, North Carolina (that wasn't my fault) and Florida. So, I'm going to have to say no.



Diana

[tiredsoul]

Fell asleep? Okay, now that would just kill me out of the dating scene forever.



In my case, she just had absolutely nothing to say beyond a simple yes or no. And I mean nothing.



No more blind date set ups from my friends, not a chance.



--celia



-------------------------

"I'm not coming back"

[The Pineapple Head]

Celia - Sadly that wasn't even close the worst relationship experience I've ever had. It ranks right down there with the wannabe stalker. "I'd make a good make a really good stalker, you know, if I had a car or more than three brain cells, yeah" There's nothing like coming home from work to someone you said you wouldn't date, painting your bathroom.



tkheaven - "okok, I just read ThePineappleHead's Heat Wave and these images are not helping, rather, they are...it's just...GAWD, I'm still at work...and I need, jeez...."



How much do I owe you for the advertisement? That was reallyl cool and unexpected to see on the "5 Weeks of Bliss" board. Thank you.



jenn - If you're online, I have my IM on.



PH

Early one morning the sun was shining, I was laying in bed - Wondering if she changed at all, if her hair was still red.

[funkyasian]

Diana -



okay, now my curiosity has been piqued...so you're banned on the eastern seaboard...hmmm...i know i do my happy dance illegally in jersey and nyc (geez, my friends are worse than the dance police)



sorry to hear about your...ummm...unfortunate experience with a wannabe stalker...hey, at least the bathroom is painted nicely...



okay...it's too early and i'm babbling...*trudges off to get some much needed tea*



steph

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. ~ Oscar Wilde

[tiredsoul]

Hmm, falling asleep ranks "down" there with the wannabe stalker. I'd hate to see what's at the top of the list. Ya didn't happen to date a werewolf too, did ya?



I hope the paint in the bathroom was the color you wanted.



Off to go research convent school. Now, do I have to be a strict Catholic to become a nun? And the sex thing--do I really have to give it up completely?



-------------------------------------------------

"I'm not coming back"

[TareBearRS]

Hahaha did you forget to write HINT HINT behind that group shower suggestion LOL.



R.

[willowsgrrl]

hmmm i would like to see ur happy dance and i did notice that it is not banned here in nebraska whoo hoo so i will expect to see it with the next update.



christina



edited to say oo look at me im a Flaming O

Edited by: willowsgrrl at: 8/13/02 12:18:17 pm

[Blue77]

Okay all that shower sex is gonna make me lonely in the morning now, but it'll give me a smile!!



Great smut!!

"She should have died hereafter: There would have been a time for such a word ...

...it is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Shakespeare/Macbeth

[The Pineapple Head]

funkyasian - No, my ceiling is peeling and yes, the dancing police can be brutal.



tiredsoul - I consider it "down" there because thoses people didn't matter. I've been profoundly effected by infinately more important people. And no, I didn't want a peach bathroom.



TareBearRS - Alright, everyone get naked and hop in the communal cyber shower. I'll bring my rubber ducky and a smile.



willowgrrl - Nebraska, eh? Um I don't know about that. It's one of those states in the middle, right? ;-) Trust me, you don't want to see my happy dance.



Blue77 - That's alright, my shower is lonely too.



Alright kitties, part 4 is coming along a little slower than expected, seeing as how my truck is out of commission and someone almost killed me in a car accident tonight. Thankfully I'm fine, but it sucked up my entire night. So no writing this evening.



PH

Early one morning the sun was shining, I was laying in bed - Wondering if she changed at all, if her hair was still red.

[funkyasian]

yes...definitely no writing for you if you were almost hurt...we'll wait patiently for an update...well, sort of patiently...hope everythign is okay...



steph

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. ~ Oscar Wilde

[willowtarafan18]

No Part 4 yet? I am saddened...but I guess it's a good thing you weren't killed or injured 'cause then we'd really be left hangin' so I guess it's okay...I'll have to put on my "patience" cap and wait...but if I get antsy it's your fault! lol. I'll be lurking.

[willowsgrrl]

yes nebraska in one of those in the middle. lol actually right dab smack in the middle. umm take it easy and rest before u try to write we need u in full writer mode. oh the smilie is made and i have to send it to xita she said she would upload it for me whoo hoo.



thank u xita u r the best.



christina

[Jennpurr]

Diana,



I haven't forgotten about you. I just didn't have alot of time online tonight, but I'll try to get back to you tomorrow??



Take care, girl,

Jen

* * * * * *
Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"