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No Place Like It (AU)

Postby fluffylamb » Fri Oct 10, 2003 7:07 pm

Title-No Place Like It

Author-fluffylamb A.K.A Kerry

Rating-PG13 at its absolute friskiness

Disclaimer-I am borrowing little boy Joss Whedon's creations for a while. As long as nobody sends me any money for this, things should be good from a legal standpoint.

Feedback-Sure, but please be nice; it's my first fic. If you're mean to me, I'll key your car.

Summary-Nighty-night time for two exhausted college students.

Notes-Many thanks to Rocci, my faboo beta reader, and to Maudmac for technical advice.





Prologue



Tara sat in bed, propped up by a pile of pillows, textbooks open around her and class notes in her lap. Miss Kitty was curled against the warmth of Tara’s hips, keeping the blonde company while she studied. Tara finished writing her papers for Comparative Religion and 18th Century Literature a few hours ago and now only an exam in Art History stood between her and a weekend full of nothing but sleep and naked Willow.



Resting her hand on the furry bundle against her side, the blond glanced at the desk across the room. It was empty. Tara sighed wistfully. Her beloved redhead was across campus in the computer lab finishing a program. She and Willow had hardly seen each other at all this week. Through some diabolical conspiracy, they both had major assignments or tests in three of their classes due the next day.



Tara had the luxury of being able to do most of her work in their room, while Willow spent her day running across campus. Her morning was spent in class. Her entire afternoon was occupied by chemistry lab. After that, she had what was probably the most onerous part of her day: a visit to her parents’ house to have some forms signed. Unfortunately, the fax machine at the Rosenberg house was down, requiring Willow to make a personal appearance at her childhood home. Following that was a study group for the follow day’s calculus exam, then off to the computer lab.



It was a bit past 10:30 when Willow finally returned to their room. She shed her book bag, jacket and shoes before wordlessly flopping face down on the bed at Tara’s feet. Tara bit her lip to keep from laughing at Willow’s dramatic display of exhaustion. Miss Kitty was less amused at the disturbance. She leapt lightly from the bed in search of something of the redhead’s to destroy. Tara closed her books and put them on her nightstand before reaching over and rubbing Willow’s back. “Tired, sweetie?”



“Oh God. Dip me in blood and throw me to the vampires. I can’t take this course load anymore.”



“Ewww, Willow, that’s disgusting!” Tara’s nosed wrinkled in distaste and she swatted her lover’s bottom. “You’ve been on the Hellmouth way too long.”



“Hey! I know. I know. I’m sorry. Is it Friday afternoon yet?” she moaned piteously into the covers.



“Almost, Will. Almost. About twelve more h-hours and then it’s you, me, this bed and the can of whipped cream in the fridge. How’s that sound?”



“Mmmmmm,” Willow purred. She turned onto her side and caught Tara’s hand in hers. She delicately kissed each fingertip before pressing her lips firmly against the palm. Tara slid her hand over Willow’s cheek as the redhead answered, “That sounds absolutely wonderful, baby. After a good, long afternoon nap.”



“How were your, um, your parents?” Tara asked. An angry look flashed across Willow’s face as she sat up. She stood and immediately began to pace. Tara winced, regretting the question before Willow even began to speak.



“My mom was on the way out the door when I got there. It’s lucky that I was there earlier than I told them I’d be. Mom was all like, ‘Oh Willow, what a surprise, dear.’ Hello! How many messages did I leave them this week? Four? Five? Dad wasn’t even home. I needed five minutes of their time. Five frickin’ minutes!” She sat down heavily on the edge of the bed with slumped shoulders. She turned sad, lost green eyes toward Tara, “Why is it so hard for them to be there? Just a little bit? Why can’t they ever. . .” Her voice trailed off as she looked down at her hands.



“Hey. Come here,” Tara said softly, reaching out and gathering her girlfriend in her arms. She rocked the exhausted woman, letting the gentle motion soothe them both.



Tara harbored more hostility toward Sheila and Ira Rosenberg than she cared to admit to Willow. She resented how indifferent they were toward the sensitive child they brought into the world, the child who was forced to raise herself since parenting obviously conflicted with the Rosenbergs’ schedules. Then there was that little almost burning Willow at the stake incident. Although she encouraged Willow to maintain a relationship with her parents, Tara’s own feelings toward them were cool at best.



Willow closed her eyes and let the embrace comfort her. She preferred venting to Buffy about her frustration with her parents. She always felt guilty for ranting about her mom and dad to Tara. She felt ungrateful for not appreciating her family more when she considered what Tara’s home life had been like. At least Willow’s parents were still alive and never made her believe she was an evil demon. Invisible maybe, but not a demon.



“Mom asked about you,” she said quietly, toying with the thin, silky strap of Tara’s nightgown.



“Hmmm?”



“While she was signing the papers on the porch, she said, ‘Are you still seeing that Tara girl?’ Um, yeah, mom. That love of my life, most amazing woman in the whole world, can’t get enough of her ‘Tara girl?’ Yeah, still seein’ her. At least she got your name right. That’s encouraging, I guess.” Her bitterness was evident in her voice.



Tara looked down at Willow. There were dark circles under her eyes and blotches of color on her cheeks from her slowly ebbing anger at her parents. “Baby? You’re tired. Why don’t you get into your pajamas and come to bed? I left your favorites over on the chair.”



Willow nodded and got up to change. Willow took off her clothes and dropped them in the laundry basket. Tara briefly regretted the suggestion of the pajamas. Her eyes lingered appreciatively over Willow’s bare body before the redhead slipped on her obnoxious pink cow print jammies. The redhead washed her face and brushed her teeth at the room’s sink. Tara tossed the extra pillows to the floor and turned off the reading lamp as Willow climbed under the covers of their warm bed.



The lovers lay on their sides, facing each other in the dark. Willow traced the shape of Tara’s lush mouth with her fingertips, while Tara ran her hand through Willow’s silky hair.



“You are the most amazing woman in the whole world, Tara. You know that, right?” Willow whispered.



“The whole w-world, huh? I don’t know about that, but I’m content to be the most amazing woman in your world.”



Her hand slid to the back of Willow’s neck and pulled her close for a kiss. Their lips touched lightly, brushed together before the tip of Tara’s tongue traced along Willow’s lips, gently seeking its playmate. Willow gladly allowed the kiss to deepen and the two witches spent several minutes exploring each other’s mouths while their hands explored each other’s bodies. Willow finally pulled back from the kiss and pressed her forehead against Tara’s.



“I still say whole world,” insisted Willow, yawning. "Goodnight, baby.”



“Sleep well, my Willow. I love you.”



“Love you, too.”



Tara kissed Willow once more before snuggling into her shoulder. She slipped her hand under the pajama top and rubbed Willow’s stomach a few times before settling her arm over her waist.



“Tomorrow night, love.”



“Mmmmm. Whipped cream.”

"In fluent aphasia the subject talks at great length, but are unaware that what they are saying makes no sense."
Art said, "I know a lot of people with that problem." -Kim Stanley Robinson's Blue Mars

Edited by: maudmac  at: 10/17/03 9:04 pm
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Re: No Place Like It

Postby maudmac » Fri Oct 10, 2003 7:38 pm

Awww! So sweet. I really like how you're writing them. It feels real. :heart



This is great, Kerry. I'm glad you posted it and I'm looking forward to more.


I have often been adrift, but I have always stayed afloat.    --  David Berry,  The Whales of August

maudmac
 


Re: No Place Like It

Postby screeminguitar » Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:08 pm

Awww, yes, this is very, very nice. The characters are so right on. Luvin' the nurturing Tara, especially the tummy rub--It made even me feel warm all over!



Thanks, again, looking forward to more,



Marie

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Re: No Place Like It

Postby sabina » Sat Oct 11, 2003 4:25 am

Hi there :wave



This was really sweet :applause

I loved it :D



Update soon? :pray




"I know I was born and I know that I'll die.

The in between is mine.

I am mine!" - Pearl Jam

sabina
 


Re: No Place Like It

Postby snuggle79 » Sat Oct 11, 2003 4:32 am

Very lovely. :heart I liked this a lot! :applause

Can't wait for the whipped cream! :D

snuggle79 :bigwave

This is how everyday should end and start ..and all the stuff in the middle

The greatest thing you'll learn, is just to love and be loved in return.





Edited by: snuggle79 at: 10/11/03 3:33 am
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Re: No Place Like It

Postby LostWithoutTara » Sat Oct 11, 2003 9:22 am

Great start, very sweet. The whipped cream was the icing on the cake! Looking forward to more!

Every time you walk away, I pretend that I'm okay

LostWithoutTara
 


Re: No Place Like It-Prologue feedback

Postby fluffylamb » Mon Oct 13, 2003 12:08 pm

Thanks to those who took the time to read over the weekend. I hope that it was enjoyed by all. Special thanks to those who commented. I expect to have Chapter 1A up on Tuesday or Wednesday. Take care.



Kerry





Maudmac- Thanks, I like writing them on a day when they are just two college students. It’s the day-to-day interactions where the real essence of the characters is revealed, not in the monster fighting. Willow and Tara are ten times deeper and more real in the hands of Pens writers than they ever were on the show.



Marie-I’m glad that you think that I’m hitting the mark with our girls. Both W&T have had a killer week, but Willow had the added insult of dealing with her mom. Tara knew her girl needed a little extra emotional support and we know how good she is at supplying it.



Sabina-Update Tuesday or Wednesday soon enough, I hope? Stay tuned for more sweetness and a little trip through a quirky AU realm.



Snuggle79-Shoot, I should have know that kittens wouldn’t let me get away with a whipped cream comment without delivering the goods. It'll be a delayed payoff because Willow has a little sidetrip to take in order to deal with some of the stuff in her head. I will get to the creamy dairy goodness eventually.





LostwithoutTara-I loved ending this post with Willow and Tara drifting off to sleep on that comment. I was debating where the best place to break between posts was, but there was no resisting ending there. More to come in a day or two.



"In fluent aphasia the subject talks at great length, but are unaware that what they are saying makes no sense."
Art said, "I know a lot of people with that problem." -Kim Stanley Robinson's Blue Mars

fluffylamb
 


Re: No Place Like It-Prologue feedback

Postby FIRESIGN » Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:18 pm

Excellent start! Can't wait to read more!



CZ - FIRESIGN:pride

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Re: No Place Like It-Prologue feedback

Postby kindagay » Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:15 pm

:clap :clap :clap



This is really good, I'm hooked already. :)

Can't wait to read more, especially with the whipped cream!



Mmm, mental images of :willow & :tara covered in whipped cream :drool



Update soon :pray

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Posh flowers make me feel groovy - My niece

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Re: No Place Like It-Prologue feedback

Postby hot monkey luv 66 » Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:46 pm

where there be whipped creamy updates to come? lol this is good! updates soon! please :pray

:flower ~~**Monkey Luv**~~:flower :dance

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Willow:"I'm a breast gal myself...(quieter, to Tara), but then again, you knew that..." :drool

Tara:"Until I realized that was her yummy face"

Willow: "There's something between us. It-it wasn't something I was looking for. It's just powerful."

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Re: No Place Like It-Prologue feedback

Postby Tempest Duer » Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:53 pm

This is very sweet... in a way. Shame about Willow's family, but I like whipped cream...

Choosing not to decide is still a choice.

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Re: No Place Like It-Prologue feedback

Postby Draco119 » Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:21 pm

That was a great start! I thought it was very sweet. The plans for the usage of whipped cream is intriguing. :glasses Keep up the great work.

Draco119
 


Re: No Place Like It-Prologue feedback

Postby allykat » Tue Oct 14, 2003 5:05 am

Awwww.... Cute and sweet! Bravo! :applause

More soon?

:wave

allykat
 


Re: No Place Like It-Prologue feedback

Postby Spot » Tue Oct 14, 2003 6:42 am

Oh, how did i miss this over the weekend? Very sweet, you write them perfectly. Cant wait for the update! Whipped cream...:p

-michelle

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Re: No Place Like It-Prologue feedback

Postby fluffylamb » Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:04 am

Thanks to the new readers. The next post will have the update. Please read the notes otherwise there is going to be some confusion as the story shifts gears.



FIRESIGN & Kindagay, I’m glad that I caught your attention and hope that you will enjoy the twist the story is going to take.



Hot monkey luv66-The whipped cream is going to be a while, but the Kittens are expecting it, so I feel compelled to deliver.



Tempest Duer- I imagine that the relationship between Willow and her parents is filled with confusion and anger. The indifference they have showed has had a huge impact on who Willow is.



Draco119-Thanks for the kind words. Indeed there is much sweetness in Willow and Tara’s relationship.



Allycat-Thanks for reading and there is more to come in the next post.



Spot-Weekends can be busy. No points off for tardiness. Glad that you like the fic.



"In fluent aphasia the subject talks at great length, but are unaware that what they are saying makes no sense."
Art said, "I know a lot of people with that problem." -Kim Stanley Robinson's Blue Mars

Edited by: fluffylamb at: 10/17/03 9:27 am
fluffylamb
 


Re: No Place Like It-Prologue feedback

Postby fluffylamb » Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:44 am

Title--No Place Like It

Author--fluffylamb A.K.A Kerry

Rating--PG13 at its absolute friskiness

Disclaimer--I am borrowing little boy Joss Whedon's creations for a while. As long as nobody sends me any money for this, things should be good from a legal standpoint.

Feedback--Sure, but please be nice; it's my first fic. If you're mean to me, I'll key your car.

Summary--A glimpse into Willow's dreamworld

Notes-Again, thanks to Rocci for helping me tighten up this story.



Big Important author's note-Watch out for the sharp hairpin turn into AU land.





Chapter 1A-Willow Quaking



Hours later, Tara was pulled from her slumber by sleepy murmuring. She uncurled her body from Willow’s enough so she could rest herself on one elbow, but still remain in Willow’s embrace. Smiling gently, she watched her lover’s face. The redhead’s eyes were moving behind closed lids. Her lips were moving, but words were too low to understand. Tara drew her fingertips softly down Willow’s cheek. Willow leaned into the caress, seeking Tara’s touch even in her sleep.



My baby is off on another adventure. Where are you this time, Willow? Where is that quirky mind of yours taking you tonight?





Imagine that cheesy harpy-xylophony music that you hear on TV when cutting to a dream sequence.





Willow Rosenberg was every parent’s dream. She was one of those teenagers who didn’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. She had exceptional grades, a spotless disciplinary history and a flawless attendance record stretching from pre-school through the present, her second year of high school. She never talked back to her parents, missed curfew, or needed to be reminded about chores. Why then, was it so hard for her parents to show her the least bit of attention?



Willow was curled up with her cat on the living room window seat in the fading sunlight. She peered across the front yard to the cars passing on the street, cars that were carrying everybody’s parents home. Everybody’s parents except Willow’s. Her parents were at an academic conference somewhere in the Midwest. Willow didn’t bother to keep track anymore. It didn’t matter whether they were a few hours down the road in Los Angles or across the globe in Europe. All Willow knew was that her parents weren’t here. They were never here.



Before leaving, her mother would always say, “Here’s some money for anything you need, groceries, pizza, whatever. Have your friend Alex or that new Summers girl that you just met this year, what was her name again, over if you want. I know you’ll take care of things and not wreck the house. Bye, Willow, be good,” and out the door they’d go. Willow was left with a bundle of cash and a week of coming home to an empty house.



Willow was angry. The Rosenberg parting ritual made her angry. Their leaving made her angry. Their assumption that she could watch out for herself made her angry. The carelessly offered money made her angry. She hardly spent any of the money; she had over $3,000 of that “grocery and pizza money” saved away.



And hello, you’re the parents! You’re supposed to be taking care of things, not me! Be good, eh?



She was always good, and look what it got her.



“At least you love me, don’t you, Miss Kitty Fantastico?” she asked the little black and white cat lying in her lap.



The cat purred blissfully while Willow scratched behind her ears. Miss Kitty opened her eyes and licked the arm wrapped around her in acknowledgement. Willow carefully lifted her pet and placed her on the floor. She rose, brushing the black cat fur from her pink overalls and thought about going over to Buffy’s house.



No, it’s too close to sunset.



Willow knew what happened in Sunnydale to people who thought they could reach their destination before dark. Maybe Buffy could come over here or at least swing by during patrol.



Willow was padding through the living room in her socks to the phone when the whole house began to shake. Things started falling off shelves as the quaking intensified. She ran to the doorway between the living room and dining room. She braced her hands against the doorframe and squeezed her eyes shut.



“Oh God. Oh God. Please let me be OK. I’ll be good. I’ll be so good. I- I’ll be better. I don’t know how, but I will. Please.”



The house lurched violently once more, knocking Willow from her feet. As she fell, her head hit the doorframe and everything went quiet and dark.



"In fluent aphasia the subject talks at great length, but are unaware that what they are saying makes no sense."
Art said, "I know a lot of people with that problem." -Kim Stanley Robinson's Blue Mars

Edited by: fluffylamb at: 10/17/03 9:26 am
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Re: No Place Like It-Prologue feedback

Postby maudmac » Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:14 pm

Kerry, hey, don't be afraid to post the story you were planning on telling all along. It's true that Kittens love the smut, but it's also true that Kittens love any good, well-written story from someone who understands and loves Willow and Tara as much as you obviously do, stories with lots of smut and stories with none. (Also, there are a lot of Kittens who prefer to read stories with little or no smut.) There's plenty of room on Pens for all kinds of stories, so please don't feel like you're letting us down. I don't feel misled at all. Nothing wrong with implying things you might not actually show.



I'm very interested to see where this goes. It's all mysterious now, and I like that.



Poor Willow. I could smack her stupid parents. :(


I have often been adrift, but I have always stayed afloat.    --  David Berry,  The Whales of August

maudmac
 


Re: No Place Like It-Prologue feedback

Postby kindagay » Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:46 pm

Oh, it's getting better.



Don't worry about not including the smut, I can use my imagination to fill in the 'whipped cream' scene :wink :drool



Keep it up, you've got me all intrigued about where this is gonna end up

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Posh flowers make me feel groovy - My niece

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Re: No Place Like It-Prologue feedback

Postby 03 Cam » Tue Oct 14, 2003 4:29 pm

Awesome chapter, They're so sweet. I can't wait until you post more :bigwave

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Re: No Place Like It-Prologue feedback

Postby sam darls » Thu Oct 16, 2003 7:30 am

Hey Kerry..I've just read the first two parts, and I really love them..:love Love sammi xx

Edited by: sam darls at: 10/20/03 7:40 am
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Re: No Place Like It-Prologue feedback

Postby snuggle79 » Thu Oct 16, 2003 8:58 am

Awesome update! And don't worry about the not smug thing. We will survive it i guess. :wink

And cuddling and sweet words is absolutely fine too. :D

snuggle79

This is how everyday should end and start ..and all the stuff in the middle

The greatest thing you'll learn, is just to love and be loved in return.





snuggle79
 


No Place Like It-1A feedback

Postby fluffylamb » Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:23 am

Happy Friday, Kittens. Thanks to the readers again and to those who commented. Next post lands later today.



Maudmac-Thanks. I agree that mystery is fun, but much mystery will be revealed in the post. Yeah, Willow’s parents could use a good smacking. They should be sent to Lurker’s Island where everybody is beating the hell out a piñata.



Kindagay-I’m glad that you think the fic’s getting better. I hope you like our next destination.



03 Cam-Welcome to the Board! I feel quite honored to be your first post after the intro board.



Sam darls-Thanks for reading and for the encouragement.



Snuggle79-Welcome back. Yeah, there’s not much danger of smut starvation on Pens is there? I worry too much. It’s my hobby. If worry were an Olympic sport, I’d medal in it.



"In fluent aphasia the subject talks at great length, but are unaware that what they are saying makes no sense."
Art said, "I know a lot of people with that problem." -Kim Stanley Robinson's Blue Mars

fluffylamb
 


No Place Like It (AU)-1B Willow Waking

Postby fluffylamb » Fri Oct 17, 2003 3:32 pm

Title--No Place Like It

Author--fluffylamb A.K.A Kerry

Rating--PG13 at its absolute friskiness

Disclaimer--I am borrowing little boy Joss Whedon's creations for a while. I am also borrowing the land and characters of L. Frank Baum, a storyteller whose tales has been enchanting half a dozen generations of children. I think Ted Turner and Warner Brothers can come after me now. As long as nobody sends me any money for this, things should be good from a legal standpoint.

Feedback--Yes please, but be nice; it's my first fic. If you're mean to me, I'll key your car.

Summary--Willow starts a new adventure

Notes-Thanks to the readers and, of course, to Rocci, beta reader extraordinaire.



Chapter 1B-Willow Waking



Willow awoke with a dull ache in her head and the taste of chalk in her mouth. A thin trail of blood from a small cut on her lip had dried on her cheek. Her clothes and long braids were covered with plaster dust and all around her were broken knick-knacks, fallen books and toppled furniture. She stood slowly, wincing and rubbing the slight bump on the back of her head. Then she remembered the earthquake. She had jumped in the doorframe like she had been taught, and then there was the falling, then nothing, then now.



“Miss Kitty?” she called, worried about her pet. The little cat’s head appeared around the corner and she carefully picked her way through the rubble to her mistress. Willow surveyed the tremendous damage around her.



“This so better not count as me wrecking the house when Mom and Dad are away,” she told Miss Kitty.



The badly shaken redhead went into the bathroom to wash off the dust and blood. No water came from either faucet. If the water main had broken, the gas line might have, too. She picked up Miss Kitty and ran to the front door, pausing only to grab her backpack in the entryway.



The moment she stepped out the door, Willow realized that interrupted utility service was the least of her worries.



“Where did the front yard go?” Looking around with wide green eyes, she asked, “Where did California go?”



Before her was a sort of circular grassy plaza ringed by a path of yellow bricks. Lush trees with branches laden with unfamiliar fruit grew in the center of the circle. Beds of fragrant flowers stood on both sides the yellow path. Clutching Miss Kitty to her body, she shifted her backpack onto one shoulder and stepped off the porch.



“I think I might have hit my head a little harder than I thought.”



The sound of Willow’s voice seemed unnaturally loud in the stillness broken only by the wind chimes hanging on the Rosenberg porch and the sound of falling water. Willow followed the sound of the water to a fountain at the very center of the plaza. Water cascaded down a series of large upturned silver lilies. Warily watching her surrounding for any sign of movement, Willow placed Miss Kitty on the ground and reached her hands into one of the lilies. The girl cupped her palms together and splashed the cool water on her face. She loosened her braids. Tipping her head upside-down, she quickly rinsed the grit from her long hair. After squeezing out as much water as she could, she finger-combed the snarls from her hair. Willow sat down by the fountain to redo the braids and take stock of the situation.



“OK, this is bizarre, even by Hellmouth standards. What do I know here? One: my house is not at all were it belongs. Two: said house looks like it’s about to collapse. Three: um,” Willow’s gaze falling on her sock-clad feet, “Three: I should really go get some shoes on.” Willow decided that item number three could be handled and she started walking back to the groaning house.



No sooner had she set foot on the brick path than the hedges across from her began to rustle. She quickly patted her pockets hoping to find a stake, but came up empty. Looking at the rising sun in the clear sky, the girl consoled herself with the certainty that it couldn’t be a vampire. She remained tense and motionless, waiting for the thing in the bushes to emerge. Two small hands parted the leaves and out stepped a round, curly haired little man, who stood no higher than her waist. Several more little people, similar in appearance to the first, followed him.



“Holy cow, I landed in the Shire,” Willow breathed.



“In the what?” asked the little man.



“Oh, um. The Shire? You aren’t by any chance hobbits, are you?” She at least had some frame of reference for hobbits.



“Hobbits? Never heard of a hobbit before. I’m a Munchkin and you and your house have landed in our city.”



“Landed? As in landed after falling type of landing?” If it was at all possible, Willow was growing more perplexed as she tried to figure out the physics of that. Then she realized that the Munchkin had basically said her house had plowed into his city. With visions of entire tiny families squashed running through her panicking brain, she cried, “Oh no! Nobody got hurt, did they?”



“Only the one,” he said gravely, pointing at a pair of feet in black and green striped socks and shining silver shoes protruding from underneath the house.



Willow’s panic kicked into overdrive. “Oh my God! I’m sorry! I’m so, so sorry! I didn’t mean to! Who was it? Did they have a family, not that it’s better if they didn’t, because they’re still dead, family or not and did they have insurance, do you even have insurance here, does Dad’s insurance cover what happened here? Oh God. Oh God.”



Spots swam before her eyes and tears ran down her face as Willow nearly passed out from oxygen deprivation. Since meeting Buffy Summers, she had gotten used to handling emergencies, apocalypses and various other grim situations, but the sight of those feet sticking out from beneath her porch had utter shaken Willow’s trademark steadfastness. She dropped painfully to her knees, still desperately trying to catch her breath. She failed to register the arrival of a newcomer, an older woman with gentle brown eyes and soft curly blonde hair, who walked toward Willow and stopped before the kneeling girl.



“Do not fear, little one,” said the woman, lifting Willow’s tear streaked face with a gentle finger beneath her chin. “This deed is not as dire as you believe.”



“But I . . . then she . . .with the house and the falling a-and the splatting.”



“Yes, child, she did meet her end beneath your house, but you must understand that she was the Wicked Witch of the East, a powerful and evil witch who held dominion over the Munchkins. Now, in one stroke, her reign is over and the Munchkins are free.”



“A witch? She was a witch?”



“Yes, she was a witch, as am I. As are you. I am Joyce, the Good Witch of the North. My sister, Jenny, is the Good Witch of the South.”



“I thought all witches were warty and ugly and haggy with pointy hats and black cats, not that I saying that you are ugly and haggy or that you even like cats, and I’m shutting up now.”



Joyce looked down at the girl with equal amounts of reproach and good humor, “You know, certain stereotypes are not very empowering. What is your name, child?”



“It’s Willow. Willow Rosenberg.”



“A very pretty name for a very pretty girl. So, Willow Rosenberg, are you a good witch or a bad witch?”



“A witch?” Willow repeated. “I’m not a witch at all.”



“Come now, who but a witch would have socks like that?” Joyce pointed to the blue, orange, and pink striped socks on Willow’s feet. Willow looked from her feet, to the striped socks of the Witch of the East to the yellow and red striped socks Joyce revealed on her own feet.



“What? They’re just socks. Anyone can have striped socks,” Willow insisted.



“Ah, yes, but who except a witch would actually wear them?” Joyce pointed out. The Munchkins behind Joyce all nodded in agreement with her. “But,” the Good Witch continued, “If you say you are not . . .” Her voice trailed off, implying that she was not swayed by Willow’s argument, but was willing to let her denial stand unopposed.



Willow put her hand to her forehead, trying to process the downward spiral of weirdness that the conversation was taking. She still wasn’t entirely convinced that she was not suffering the effects of a severe brain injury.



“OK. OK, witch or not, well me being a witch or not because, well, you already said that you are one, all I want is to figure out how to get back to Sunnydale. Do you know the way?”



“No, but I know who you might ask. A great wizard lives in the Emerald City. It is said that he is not only very powerful, but very wise as well. Perhaps he can answer your question.”



“How do I get there?”



“It’s simple. You just follow the yellow brick road. It leads right to the gates of the Emerald City.”



“Thank you,” said Willow. She turned back toward the house to get her shoes. The last thing she needed was a long walk on a brick road in just her socks, especially if everybody who sees those socks is going to think Witch! Witch! Just at that moment, the battered Rosenberg home collapsed in on itself.



“Damn,” Willow muttered, “This just keeps getting better and better.”



“You certainly cannot walk to the Emerald City barefoot, can you?” Joyce pointed out. She recited a soft incantation and the silver shoes on the Witch of the East’s feet disappeared and reappeared on Willow’s feet.



“Ugh, dead witch shoes!” she cried, her face scrunched in distaste. “I mean, thank you,” she quickly amended. She examined the shoes, which were actually silver glittery low top sneakers. Flexing her feet within the shoes, the redhead was surprised to find them quite comfortable. Still, though, dead witch shoes.



Willow slid her arms through the straps of her backpack and settled it comfortably. Joyce leaned down and placed a motherly kiss on Willow’s forehead. “Remember; always stay on the yellow brick road, for that is were you will be safest. Beware of the Witch of the West, sister to the Witch of the East. That one keeps to herself, for the most part, but you would do well to watch yourself. Farewell, Willow. May you find that which you truly seek.”



A gentle hand on her back started Willow on the path with Miss Kitty at her heels. Several Munchkins ran to keep up with her, bidding her a safe journey and thanking her for freeing them from the evil witch.



Joyce took in the retreating figure of the redhead, with her pink overalls, green shirt, maroon backpack, striped socks and shiny silver sneakers and shook her head.



“That girl is a witch if ever I saw one.”







"In fluent aphasia the subject talks at great length, but are unaware that what they are saying makes no sense."
Art said, "I know a lot of people with that problem." -Kim Stanley Robinson's Blue Mars

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Re: No Place Like It (AU)-1B Willow Waking

Postby maudmac » Sat Oct 18, 2003 12:06 am

Ooooh, now that was unexpected. :lol



I can't wait to see what you're going to do with them here. Should be fun!


I have often been adrift, but I have always stayed afloat.    --  David Berry,  The Whales of August

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Re: No Place Like It (AU)-1B Willow Waking

Postby Arwen276 » Sat Oct 18, 2003 6:57 am

That's extremely amusing in a freakish sort of way!



I especially loved Joyce's POV of Willow's attire... lol







more!



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Hear That Baby? You're My Always... Willow

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Re: No Place Like It (AU)-1B Willow Waking

Postby snuggle79 » Sat Oct 18, 2003 12:57 pm

Very freaky, crazy and cool! :D

Can't wait for more!

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This is how everyday should end and start ..and all the stuff in the middle

The greatest thing you'll learn, is just to love and be loved in return.





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Re: No Place Like It (AU)-1B Willow Waking

Postby Grimlock72 » Sat Oct 18, 2003 3:23 pm

I'm keep wondering if Willow DID wake up at all :)



It was sad to read about Willow watching cars with other people's parents in them :cry . Poor Willow deserves so much more attention than those deficient parents of hers seem capable of giving....grrr..... Feeling very sorry for Willow here, yep.



I'm drawing on a blanc on as to which story those witches of north/east/west are from. Think I haven't read that story, at least not in a while... which I suppose is good since it leaves lots of surprises.



What Willow truly seeks; being loved and/or cherished I think. Not nessecarely being IN love, but at least someone who would care about her. The money Sheila gives to Willow every time can't buy her that, money doesn't buy everything. (maybe it absolves Sheila's consience, assuming she has one)



Yeah this story doesn't exactly endear me to Willow's parents. Not to fear the lack of smut by the way. I don't mind reading stories without it, not at all... gets me more story :) Of course there are lots of nifty things one can do with whipped cream, esp. if you got an entire weekend : -->>:



Grimmy

--
"You hurt Tara," Willow said too calmly. "The last one who tried that was a god. I made her regret it." -- Unexpected Consequences by Lisa of Nine

Edited by: Grimlock72 at: 10/18/03 2:25 pm
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Re: No Place Like It (AU)-1B Willow Waking

Postby sam darls » Mon Oct 20, 2003 8:42 am

Ooh, this update was really great- it got me a lil confused but I still loved it :flower love sammi xx

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Re: No Place Like It (AU)-1B Willow Waking

Postby FlyingPoppy » Mon Oct 20, 2003 10:42 am

Ooh I love the Wizard of Oz! :applause

I'm glad I read this, though maybe I should have got the hint from the title.

I can SO see Joyce as the witch of the North. Can't wait to read more :clap

The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog...He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world...When all other friends desert, he remains. - George G. Vest

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Re: No Place Like It (AU)-1B Willow Waking feedback

Postby fluffylamb » Wed Oct 22, 2003 9:45 am

Thanks to the readers who hung in during the abrupt transitions of the first 3 posts. Next chapter in a bit.



Maudmac-I’m pleased that I could surprise you.



Arwen276- Freakish is good, right?



Snuggle79- Oh jeez, more freakishness. I’m glad you liked it.



Grimlock72-Yeah, Willow’s parents definitely dropped the ball and are lucky she turned out as well as she did. I don’t think Willow is sure about what she’s seeking, but I bet she’ll figure it out. She’s a smart chickie.



Sammi-I knew that the transitions in the first couple of parts were going to be a little confusing, but Willow’s going to be staying where she is for a while. I hope the confusion doesn’t turn you off from the story.



Flyingpoppy-Yup, Willow is off to see the Wizard. I choose the title carefully to make the reference obvious once the story developed, but not a dead giveaway.



"In fluent aphasia the subject talks at great length, but are unaware that what they are saying makes no sense."
Art said, "I know a lot of people with that problem." -Kim Stanley Robinson's Blue Mars

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