A Limerick Thread

[Enigmatic]

God Autumn, how do you it? I love those, they are really magnificent!

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[AutumnT]

Tara decided the best course was skipping

so they could just move ahead to the stripping

Their passions were raging

with kisses engaging

leaving both girls so hot they were dripping

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[Rane018]

just brilliant.

[Warduke]

You so rock Autumn, that was sweeeeeeeeeet

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Respect My Authoritah!

[Rally]

Autumn, great stuff as always.

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"It's a thing."

[AutumnT]

Tara said to her "things fall apart"

and decided to follow her heart

a kiss was requested

then sex was suggested

as clothes were the first to depart

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[tommo]

Your limericks inspire me, Autumn. Now my head's full of words like "dripping". Yum. Bugger the can opener...heh...

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"It's between a hitch and a kink, with a side of twinge. It's okay."

[LeatherQueen]

Quote:

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Tara decided the best course was skipping

so they could just move ahead to the stripping

Their passions were raging

with kisses engaging

leaving both girls so hot they were dripping

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Ok, this is my new all-time favorite limerick. Heh... stripping and dripping.

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"Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind." - Glory


"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

[xita]

Oooooh , i like this one :



Tara said to her "things fall apart"

and decided to follow her heart

a kiss was requested

then sex was suggested

as clothes were the first to depart

Autumn





Naughty and romantic.. sigh.

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"Everything is turning out so dark..."

"No, it's okay. Lost is good. Willow and I always know how to find each other!"

[AutumnT]

Seems it's always my extra naughty ones that get you guys going... what a shocker.



Not.

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

Edited by: AutumnT  at: 5/2/02 9:38:29 pm

[Rally]

Extra naughty...hmmm

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"It's a thing."

[AutumnT]

The girls smiled over coffee and giggled

Willow knew when Tara laughed that things jiggled

She did her best to amuse

and enjoyed all the views

Remembering when up against her they wriggled



Tara let her heart take a chance

Willow knew what she felt with one glance

she leapt to her lover

so they might rediscover

their beautiful sexy romance

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[TrueXena]

And I'll take all of them you want to post about Entropy. Cuz its all good.

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Tara: "C-can you just be kissing me now?" - in 'Entropy'

Tara: "Its good to be a chicken casserole." -in 'Answering Darkness' By: Sassette

TrueXena: "Get a taste of Religion. Lick a Witch!"

[AutumnT]

This one was hard to do, but LALALALALALALALA I'm ignoring the last 3 minutes.



The room had a different decor

with clothing all over the floor

discarded shirts in cahoots

with Tara's dykey boots

While Willow cried "Oh God please more"



Once Tara got herself in the door

it didn't take her very long to score

As once things got started

clothes quickly departed

To fulfill needs that they could not ignore.



They went at it til ten the next day

Having breakfast at the lesbian buffet

They stopped for a quick chat

wondered where Buffy was at

and whether from bed they should stray



Oh Tara was hardly discreet

stumbling into the hall in a sheet

As Dawn looked at the pair

and the just been fucked hair

She squealed out a hasty retreat

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[LeatherQueen]

"lesbian buffet" heh... and it's one of those all you can eat kind, too.

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"Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind." - Glory


"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

[Blue77]

Oh, Autumn ... that hit the spot, my funny elbow of course.



Blue

"She should have died hereafter: There would have been a time for such a word ...

...it is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Shakespeare/Macbeth

[Rane018]

the just been fucked hair and the lesbian buffet just ROCKS! i love you, autumn. and your gf too. hehe. hugs

[VampNo12]

Autumn I haven't replied before, but I must say I really love your limericks. They are sexy, hot, and very sweet all rolled up in one great package. Also loved the line "Having breakfast at the lesbian buffet" gives me great imagery!

[Sassette]

Ooooh, Autumn, I loved this *G* The "just been fucked hair" had me rolling. You are, as always, the Limerick Queen.



-Sass

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I Think The Hellmouth Tastes Like Chicken -- Autumn

[Rally]

I love you and will dress in hideous green dresses for you anytime.

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Evil's... good.

[tommo]

Oh dearie me. You're so great. Kiss me in an alleyway, quickly now!

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"It's between a hitch and a kink, with a side of a twinge. It's okay."

[ruby]

Dear Autumn, can you please find a way to say "just been fucked hair" every day? It's such a brilliant poetic image.

The mind is its own place, and in itself/Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n. --Paradise Lost, I.254-55

[AutumnT]

Ah.



You girls are just going to egg me on now. Perhaps I can find a few more in me this weekend.



And yeah. Just been fucked hair really says it all, doesn't it?

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[Sassette]

Oh, yes ... it says it all WITH style.



Autumn, you and your naughty limericks make my heart leap with joy. And, umm... other things. And Good Lord, I'm still laughing out loud and disturbing the neighbors over the "just been fucked hair" thing.



-Sass

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I Think The Hellmouth Tastes Like Chicken -- Autumn

[AutumnT]

They claimed they were "ready for action"

but they were terribly prone to distraction

'cause it's tough to think straight

when you'd much rather mate

enjoying the mutual satisfaction



She happily skipped down the stair

oblivious to the clothes she did wear

It didn't really matter

that the outfit didn't flatter

As in no time she was once again bare

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[Warduke]

That's the secret to W/T's bad wardrobe Autumn, they don't care what they're wearing because to them, it's just something that will get thrown in the corner soon enough so they can be...au natural

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Respect My Authoritah!

[LeatherQueen]

That must be it. The reason they wear such hideous clothes is so that they have plenty of reasons to take it all off at the earliest opportunity. Brilliant!

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"But when they're playing your song on the jukebox in Hell, you might as well dance." - K. Simpson


"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

[AutumnT]

The pretense was to help to decode

the data from the three nerd's abode

but your priorities get skewed

when you research in the nude

and promises of schemes are bestowed



Yes Tara determined "Evil's good"

when Willow was under the hood

Willow's tongue was a gift

and her pleasure quite swift

and she wouldn't stop this if she could



It at one point occurred to Ms. Maclay

that her hair was in constant disarray

because Willow liked to seize

While Tara's tongue did tease

Just been fucked hair was a small price to pay

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

Edited by: AutumnT  at: 5/11/02 4:11:34 pm

[tommo]

"Just been fucked hair". I think that's my favorite phrase of the day.



Thanks Autumn; brilliant.

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"It's between a hitch and a kink, with a side of a twinge. It's okay."

[jomarch]

These verses were from before were great but the new verses (just been fucked hair) is inspired. I don't think I've stopped giggling. Your gay love rhyming rocks



We've waited too long I must say

for a gratuitous roll in the hay

We've seen sex as a spell

and that's all good and swell

But now we want them all naked and gay.



Clearly our girls think it's time

to engage in some shagging sublime

we've endured Riley and Buffy

and dear God even spuffy

Now give me some gay love to rhyme.

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