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UPDATE

Postby jessan15 » Sun Apr 07, 2002 11:56 am

Good afternoon...is it like my imagination or does it seem really quiet around the Pens board this week-end? Oh well...Here's breakfast.



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Title: Lost & Found - Part 30B

Author: Jessan

Question: Still reading?

Feedback: Yes, bring it on...I can take it. Sniff. LOL

Summary: Breakfast

Eagle Eye: I changed it, did you even notice?

Spoiler Warning: Up to and including "Wrecked" in Season 6.

Disclaimer: They do not belong to me...no copyright infringement intended. Joss is my God. All hail the glorious one. (It just called out to me.)

Rating: PG-13



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Buffy was in the living room trying to convince Giles to help her make breakfast.



“Buffy I’m sure you are quite capable of cracking an egg and frying it on a skillet all by yourself.” Giles quipped with a smirk.



Buffy paced in front of him. “That’s just it, how do you crack it and not get all those little shell pieces in it?” she said naively. “Come on Giles, I really need a some help here.” she whined.



Turning his gaze away from the television, he answered her plea. “And that’s different from any other time how?” he said dryly. Buffy’s response was to slap him in the arm.



Tara giggled as she watched the scene from the stairs. “It’s ok Buffy. Willow wants pancakes anyway.” she said descending the rest of the stairs. "You can save the great egg debacle for another day."



"Thank goodness." she sighed. Suddenly she realized what Tara meant. She was going to cook. Better, she was going to cook pancakes. Buffy‘s eyes lit up with excitement. She loved Tara‘s cooking. “"Oo, count me in.” she said clapping her hands together.



Breakfast was momentarily forgotten as Buffy tried to figure out how the blonde witch had gotten here in the first place. “Ok, not that I’m not thrilled to see you here, but last time I saw you, I dropped you off at your dorm, right?” she asked placing her hands on her hips. "How the heck did you end up here?"



Tara leaned forward on the back of the arm chair and shrugged her shoulders. “Yeah, well, things just kinda happened. She called. I came.” she said as a matter of fact.



Buffy’s eyes shot wide and an evil grin found its way to her face. “You of all people shouldn’t be saying phrases like that. Miss I‘m-not-exactly-innocent.” she said crossing her arms in front of her.



Tara had decided that she would let the slayer get away with the innocent cracks, but she wasn’t going to get embarrassed about them anymore. “Slayer versus witch, you really want to see who would win?” she said heading into the kitchen.



Buffy stood rooted in place momentarily. Tara wasn‘t one to make threats of any kind, even in jest. She didn't seem to have that problem anymore. ‘I think Anya‘s really rubbing off on her.’ Buffy thought.



Buffy followed the witch into the kitchen and leaned on the counter. “Are you kidding? You’d kick my ass. I’m dumb, but I ain’t stupid.” They girls laughed heartily.



A slayer had speed and strength, but a witch would have all the forces of nature at her command. It wouldn’t even be close.



Buffy sat down and made herself comfortable watching Tara get out the necessary ingredients to make pancakes. “So is Willow getting breakfast in bed?” she asked with smirk.



Tara opened the fridge and got out some butter. “Um, not today. But if I’m lucky, very soon.” she explained with a slight blush.



Buffy looked down at the counter, suddenly feeling guilty for interrupting their make up time. “Tar, I am so sorry. I came in this morning so buzzed from last night.” she said staring out the window, remembering how amazing her evening with Spike had been.



Tara was busy mixing batter and only responded with a quick comment over her shoulder. “Shaking the crypt were you?” she replied in an even voice.



Buffy‘s attention snapped to the blonde witch. Apparently Buffy wasn‘t the only one in a playful mood this morning. “Cute. Very colorful.” she said sarcastically.



Tara poured some batter on the griddle. “I’ve got more actually…, rattling the bones, waking the dead…” she said looking up and counting off on her fingers.



Buffy put her hands up in defeat. “Quite enough. Thank you.” Lowering her arms, she could feel the stupid glowing smirk make an unexpected appearance on her face. “It was a good night.” she said in a far away tone.



Tara pulled down a plate for the pancakes from the shelf. “You did something didn’t you? Something different last night.” The slayer gave the witch a coy smile, but said nothing. “Fine. Don’t share. I’ll grill Liam later and find out.” she said as she went about making the pancakes. “Are you going to set the table or sit there in afterglow all morning?” Tara asked.



“Look at me move.” she said as she started clearing off the table. “Oh, and you go right ahead and do that. You have to tell me how bad he squirms. Then we’ll discuss.” she said hoping the witch would play the game.



Tara smirked. She had so missed this. Just the silly everyday things like bantering over breakfast. This what made the Summer‘s house home. The little things. It’s not about apocalypses and Armageddon, it was about getting up every morning and enjoying every minute with the people you love. That’s what made this house special, more than anything else. The people that lived here. Her family.



“Deal.” she answered, as she put on some water to boil.



Buffy headed for the silverware. “So you and Will…kosher?” she asked, raising an eyebrow.



Tara shrugged. “Working on it. Last night and this morning were definitely good signs.” she said fondly thinking of waking up with Willow this morning.



Buffy‘s eyes went wide as she pointed an accusing finger at the wiccan. “Oh no, don’t you dare! I sense the dreaded BUT coming.” she sad with mock horror.



Tara giggled at the look on Buffy‘s face then calmed herself. “And you would be correct. BUT, we still have some things to talk about. Like what’s been happening to us and how we’re going to deal with everything.” Tara remembered Willow’s phone call. “It was kind of weird. Last night was almost like a time out. We just sort of put everything off to the side for a little while.” she explained grabbing the maple syrup from the cupboard.



Buffy quirked an eyebrow at the witch as she pulled milk and juice out of the fridge and put them on the table. “You’re talking in generalities. I don’t get it.” she said shaking her head. Relationship time-outs? ‘Is that the same thing as drunken sex?’ she wondered. Credit to the slayer, she didn’t actually say that out loud.



Tara shrugged her shoulders as she poured another pancake. “I kinda don’t either. I’ll get some specifics from Willow and get back to you.” she admitted. In truth, Tara had no idea where they stood. She wasn’t where she wanted them to be, but she was much happier here then where they had been.



Buffy walked over and put her hand on the witch‘s shoulder. “Had to leave me wondering, didn’t you?” she asked. The witch just shrugged rather non-committally. “Payback’s a bitch, right?” Buffy questioned. This time Tara let out a good chuckle. “I brought it on myself.” Buffy acknowledged.



Dawn entered the kitchen. “You brought what on yourself?” she asked. Then she noticed the blonde witch standing over the stove. “TARA!” she shouted, ran over and threw her arms around the witch and gave her a big squeeze.



Tara‘s smile broadened with the entrance of the teenager. She wrapped her arms around the smaller girl and gave her a soft kiss on the head. “Morning Dawn.”



She pulled back, but didn‘t release the older blonde. “When did you get here?” she asked, eyes wide with excitement.



Tara smiled and ran a hand over her cheek. “Late last night. You were asleep.” she said.



Dawn stepped over to where her sister was watching them. “Why didn’t you tell me?” she said, playfully smacking her sister on the arm for withholding information.



“Ow!” she said rubbing her arm. “I didn’t know until I walked in on them.” she whined and pointed at Tara then playfully pushed her sister. “Eat or you’re going to be late.” she said pointing towards the breakfast bar.



It was Giles turn to walk into the kitchen. “Walked in on whom?” he asked.



“Willow and Tara.” Buffy clarified, sitting down at the table.



Giles rolled his eyes as he heading for the stove to pour himself some tea. Tara pointed to the glass sitting next to the stove with the teabag already in it. He smiled graciously at the blonde witch. “Will I be embarrassed by this conversation or should I just take my tea and return to the living room now?” he asked pouring the hot water.



Tara felt the need to reassure the watcher. “Nothing happened. Buffy just wasn‘t expecting me to be in bed with Willow.” she said carrying a stack of pancakes over to the table.



Giles held up his hand in protest. ”That‘s enough sharing for one day.” Giles insisted carrying his tea over to the table.



Tara got a wicked gleam of mischief in her eye and looked at the older man they all considered their father. “Oh come on Mr. Giles, I haven’t even mentioned the threesome on the bed yet.” she moaned teasingly.



“Threesomes?” Willow questioned with a quirked eyebrow as she walked in the kitchen and headed straight for the blonde. She walked over and put and arm around the blonde’s waist.



“Me, you, and Buffy.” she explained, covering Willow’s hand with her own.



Willow pulled back slightly so she could look Tara in the eyes. “You had so better be referring to this morning or you have some serious explaining to do.” she warned.



Tara smiled and gave her hand a gentle squeeze. “Yes, only referring to this morning. Hungry?” she asked, holding up a plate of specially made Willow cakes. It was obvious they were hers, they were shaped like Willow trees after all.



Willow licked her lips in anticipation of tasting the wonders of her lover. Oh yeah, and the pancakes too. “Very.” she said almost a little on the seductive side. Taking her plate she went over to the table.



Buffy noted the redhead‘s tone and decided it was time to get some people out of the house. “Dawn, are you finished? We have to go.” she said looking over at the clock.



Giles finished his tea and stood up. “I’ll take her. I need to stop down at the Magic Box to see Anya.” he explained.



Willow was perplexed. “Anya won’t be there for another hour at least.” she explained.



Giles gave her a slightly annoyed look. “I’m sure there’s something I can do to pass the time in my own shop.” he said removing his glasses to clean them.



“Ooo, I’ll go with and we can train. It’ll help kill some time.” Buffy said jumping up. ‘And get me out of the house so that the witches can do whatever it is they need to do.’ she thought wryly.



Dawn made her way over to the witches and gave each one a quick peck on the cheek. “So see you guys later, right?” she said looking back and forth between Willow and Tara.



Tara smiled. “Yeah, probably.” she said nodding.



‘I hope so.’ Willow thought.



Tara heard Willow’s doubt in her head. She stepped next to Willow and put her hand on her shoulder and gave a reassuring squeeze. “See you after school.” Tara amended.



Dawn beamed on the way to school . All she wanted was for Willow and Tara to be happy, together, and home. It finally looked like they were headed in the right direction.



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Ok, so that was entertaining and all...so Will and Tara need to talk...but that's a while off...but Buffy did clean house for them...so who knows...BUT FIRST...Some research, some tormenting, some stories...Magic Box fun.



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Love Will Find a Way

jessan15
 


Re: UPDATE

Postby capricornmist » Sun Apr 07, 2002 12:07 pm

Great update! God I love this story and I am really liking the naughty Tara, more please!

capricornmist
 


Re: UPDATE

Postby LeatherQueen » Sun Apr 07, 2002 12:08 pm

Yay!!! Another update. That was great. And naughty Tara bantering with Buffy and teasing Giles. :) Loved it!!








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"Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind." - Glory

LeatherQueen
 


Banter

Postby tommo » Sun Apr 07, 2002 12:40 pm

I really like the conversation between Buffy and Tara in this part. There's something very real about it that echoes with the nature of their friendship on the show, particularly in Older and Far Away. Plus, you can write funny lines, which makes me jealous, because I struggle with comedy. And this is cute, amusing and has Tara's wicked sense of humor working perfectly.


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Hey Grrrrlfriend! Yoo hoo! Over here! It's me...Flaming Joel!

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Re: UPDATE

Postby wiltar » Sun Apr 07, 2002 12:43 pm

Loved it!!! :D



Patricia

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W-what were they looking at?


-The hotness of you doofus!!!



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Re: UPDATE

Postby Blue77 » Sun Apr 07, 2002 1:55 pm

Thanks Jessan for the brilliant update, I too enjoyed Buffy and Tara teasing each other, can't wait for the next part, what with Willow feeling all horny and everything!!



"She should have died hereafter: There would have been a time for such a word ...

...it is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Shakespeare/Macbeth

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Re: UPDATE

Postby Pixie gishmock » Sun Apr 07, 2002 2:12 pm

Jessan you rock! The whole T/B exchange was adorable - and I agree with Tara, the banter has been sorely missed and it is what makes life in the Summers house fun for us too. I'm glad you like the avatar. I told you I love that line!

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Re: UPDATE

Postby Grimaldi » Sun Apr 07, 2002 2:39 pm

great update. Tara's naughty banter with Buffy was cute and funny. Can't wait for the next update

"Perhaps we should just leave nature alone to its simple, one-assed schematics."



"Will she keep on the ground, trying to save me. Slowly forgive my lie, lying to save me. Could she love me again, or will she hate me." Alice in Chains, 'Rain When I Die'

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Re: UPDATE

Postby VampNo12 » Sun Apr 07, 2002 4:41 pm

Jessan the update was wonderful. I too enjoyed the witty, naughty banter between Tara and Buffy and Tara and Giles. It's cute how excited they all get over Tara's pancakes, and how quickly they leave the house to further facililate W&T's reconciliation.



Still wondering about how Tara can read Willow's thoughts, and I do like Spike (Liam) in this story. I have no feelings one way or the other for Spike on the show, but the way your portray Liam in your fic is interesting and I am enjoying his friendship with Tara especially.



Can't wait for Willow and Tara's talk, and for a true reconciliation between the two. I am greatly looking foward to the next part.

Edited by: VampNo12  at: 4/7/02 3:47:21 pm
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Everything

Postby jessan15 » Sun Apr 07, 2002 4:53 pm

Hmm, just some ramblings...glad you all enjoyed the update. I really love writing the characters in day to day life. I know that means all the BIG stuff seems to happen so far apart and answers aren't so forthcoming...



It doesn't help that no one else knows that Tara can read Willow's mind...if they did, well they would be that much closer to figuring things out...but we all know...life doesn't always work that way, especially not for the scoobies.



I love writing Tara's interactions with the rest of the scooby gang since the show really doesn't focus on it much at all. Snipets here and there, but not enough for my tastes.



Alot of questions about where I am going with this whole thing will be answered in the next part. Anya is the bomb with information. No one knew to ask her...better late than never i guess.



Oh tommo...as for the comedy thing...that's easy. The descriptive stuff...not my fortay. If you read the entire story, you will never once read a description of what anyone is wearing, hair looks like...that sort of thing. I am a big ol' fan of dialogue.



Ok, as for everyone else that dropped me a message...mucho dey thanko....or something like that. I am now off to the Magic Box to conjure up something...or maybe someone...hmmm....



edited to add - I'll have an update tomorrow afternoon. 5PM EST



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Love Will Find a Way

Edited by: jessan15  at: 4/7/02 7:27:21 pm
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UPDATE

Postby Drakkenfyre » Sun Apr 07, 2002 5:45 pm

Jessan, um, you mentioned something about tormenting..What exactly do you have in mind? OOPS, got off track, anyway, I really loved the update, the witty banter, the entire kitchen scene. Loved it all, can't wait for the next part. Back to the tormenting....*sighs*

"We few, we happy few."
"We band of buggered."

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Re: UPDATE

Postby mollyig » Mon Apr 08, 2002 1:42 am

Great stuff. Am a bit worried about how insecure they both are, but I trust you to make it right!

I could paint you in the dark, 'cause I've studied you with hunger as a work of art - Collecting you (Indigo Girls)

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Re: UPDATE

Postby Lonewolf22 » Mon Apr 08, 2002 1:12 pm

Jessan15: Very cool update, I really liked all the teasing Tara did to Buffy and Giles, I can't wait to read what our girls are going to talk about. Can't wait to read more.



Lonewolf

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Re: UPDATE

Postby daydreamer » Mon Apr 08, 2002 2:11 pm

Have to agree: cool update. I'm really excited to see how Willow and Tara would deal with all the issues plaguing their relationship. It is painful to see how insecure they are now with each other. Can't wait for the next update. :bounce



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I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul... - Pablo Neruda

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UPDATE

Postby jessan15 » Mon Apr 08, 2002 3:12 pm

Afternoon all...just got home from work and have that big ol' update I promised. I apologize...but no Will/Tara in this part, but fear not...they will be back shortly. Like in the next update. So off to the Magic Box we go.



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Title: Lost & Found - Part 31

Author: Jessan

Question: Still reading?

Feedback: Yes, bring it on...I can take it. Sniff. LOL

Summary: Magic Box Hinjix

Eagle Eye: I changed it, did you even notice?

Spoiler Warning: Up to and including "Wrecked" in Season 6.

Disclaimer: They do not belong to me...no copyright infringement intended. Joss is my God. All hail the glorious one. (It just called out to me.)

Rating: PG-13



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Buffy and Giles dropped off Dawn at school then headed to the shop. When they arrived, Buffy went in back to work out and Giles collected some books and sat at the table reading.



Shortly before 9 AM, Anya unlocked the front door. She was pre-occupied putting her keys away as she headed across the floor to the counter. She was startled when she noticed someone sitting at the table.



“What the hell are you doing here? You scared the crap outta me!” she hissed trying to calm her panic stricken heart. “They have laws against this sort of thing.”



“Sitting in my own shop, highly unlikely.” he considered it for a moment. “Then again, this is California.” he muttered to himself. “Good morning Anya. I had no idea that my presence would cause such an overwhelming disturbance in your morning ritual.” he said taking off his glasses.



Anya put her hands on her hips and she plopped her stuff down on the counter. “Oh sure, go all huffy and British on me and make it all my fault. Like I walked into your store or some crap like that.” she complained.



Giles pinched the bridge of his nose. The lack of restful sleep made dealing with Anya harder on his nerves than usual. He took a deep breath trying to calm himself. “Anya, if I might remind you…this is still my store.” he said with a sigh.



Anya threw her hands up in the air. “Oh sure. Rub it in. You come back and I’m nothing again, is that it? You think you can just waltz in here and undermined all the hard work and effort I’ve put into this place??! Well?” she glared at him.



Giles pushed away the book he was reading and closed his eyes. The only way to stop the ex-demon from continuing her tirade was to derail her train of thought. “Anya, relax. Everything looks wonderful. You’ve done a fabulous job with the shop.”



Anya‘s shot an eyebrow up in response. “Oh yeah?” she considered what he had said. It was complimentary, not derogatory. She nodded approvingly. “Well, good. I’m glad you see things my way. So, why are you hanging out here so early in the morning?” she asked, her mood suddenly shifting. Forgetten was the ire of the last two minutes. She walked over and started counting the money in the cash register.



Giles walked over to the counter and put his glasses back on. “I wanted to talk to you about Anteros. “ he said in an ominous tone. “We dropped Dawn off at school.” he explained. “And Buffy came with me. She’s training in the back. We decided that Willow and Tara could probably do with some private time.” he explained as a flush crept up his face as it always did whenever he referred to any of them and affairs of the heart.



Anya smirked as she closed the cash register. “Well that depends. Are they getting naked and having sex?” she questioned, eagerly awaiting his response.



Giles rolled his eyes. “I honestly have no idea.” he said, heading over to look at the shelves next to the research table.



Anya followed him. “Well, do you realize that the longer they drag this out, the more pissed Anteros is going to be?” she asked, wondering if the watcher understood the severity of the situation. She stood with crossed arms impatiently awaiting his answer.



He turned to study the ex-demon. It was quite obvious that she knew something. “How do know that for certain?” he inquired.



Anya rolled her eyes as she sat down on the bench. “God of Love? Hello? He would expect payment on his gift. Making love? Having sex? Do you remember anything about the concept or should I draw you a diagram?” she noted angrily.



Giles held up in his hands in surrender as he sat down at the table with her. “That’s quite alright, I’m sure I can manage without your visual aides.” he assured her.



Yet another eye roll. “Fine. So, when did they last have sex?” she asked with a perfectly straight face that unnerved Giles to no end.



After rubbing his neck and clearing his throat, he was finally able to stammer out something of a response. “How do you expect….”



Anya figured he would try to avoid discussing sex at all cost. “You know, don’t you? I mean surely you would have had to ask Willow some questions about their relationship to determine if they were actually soul-bonded or not.” she stated matter of factly. It was almost as if she had gone through a similar experience once before.



“You’ve seen this before, haven’t you?” he stated.



Anya nodded her head and pointed to herself. “Vengeance demon. Of course I did. And I‘ll tell you this much, it was nasty.”



“Right.“ If Anya wasn’t telling the story, it had to have been incredibly bad. She almost never passed up an opportunity to tell one of her many horrific demon stories.



Giles tried to remember what Willow had told him when he had asked about their affairs in England. “The afternoon Xander summoned Sweet.” he finally answered.



Anya frowned. “Well, that was just a rolling good time for all, now wasn’t it?” She was still slightly bitter about that whole fiasco. “I love Xander immensely, but he really has to learn more of an appreciation for magical forces. They aren’t to be trifled with. It‘s a wonder Willow hasn‘t killed herself yet.” she stated honestly.



Willow and Anya may not have always gotten along, but they were each the love of their best friend’s life. That had to count for something. It was almost like being in-laws.



“Anya!” he yelled, as if reprimanding her for such negative thinking.



Anya shrugged. “Well it’s true. Most people who play with magic like her usually end up very dead, very quickly. The dark powers don’t like being used. And you know what they say, payback’s a bitch.” she said with no hint of remorse. She may have been a demon, but she at least understood how to respect mystical forces.



It was absolutely incredible. Sometimes talking to Anya was better than reading all the books in the shop. Giles was stunned with the knowledge that Anya had insight on. “Did she make payment on her debts yet?” he softly questioned, frightened of the ex-demon’s forthcoming response.



Anya frowned. “That’s a toss up. Considering they have that whole higher power God/fate/destiny thing going on, I would imagine now its more like the bank foreclosing on the mortgage than just avoiding the repo man.” she said with a sigh.



“Despite the colorful analogy, I don‘t quite comprehend your meaning.” he said.



“Are you listening to me at all? God bestows gift. God wants worshipped regularly for said gift. He doesn’t get that, he rescinds gift. The karmic repercussions of removing a bond that has existed for possibly centuries would be catastrophic. They could end up totally regressing in their next reincarnation to slugs or...” Anya shuddered. "bunnies."



After getting the obscene thought of bunnies out of her head, she stared at Giles. “Didn’t that council teach you anything? Didn’t they have Watcher classes or something?” she asked sarcastically.



Giles felt inappropriately scorned. “While my studies were extensive, I don’t believe they in any way can compare to over 1000 years of hands on experience with all things supernatural.” he noted with a scowl.



Her face fell. “Are you saying I’ve been around the block?” she asked feeling slightly insulted at his comment about her age.



‘First Willow, then Buffy, and now Anya; this is getting ridiculous.’ he thought. “Why does everyone keep doing that lately? Please stop reading into the things I say and keep explaining how Willow and Tara might be in danger.” he demanded. He was quickly losing patience with her.



Anya nodded. “Oh yeah. Ok, so Sweet. That was in early November. It’s mid January. They’ve been together for 2 and half years.” Anya paused to do some calculations in her head. “Oh boy. I figure they have till..." A pause. "the end of the week at best, to clear this entire mess up.” she concluded, her face heavy with concern for the two women.



Giles sat staring totally stunned at the ex-demon. “Can I enquire how you came up with that?” he asked while drumming his fingers on the research table.



Anya stood up and paced back and forth as she explained her thought process to Giles. “Well, Tara and I talked quite extensively about our mutual sexual escapades, particularly about Willow and Xander's relative stamina and accuracy.”



Giles shot her a look that suggested she get to the point of her ramblings.



“You don’t want to hear about that, moving on.” she said waving her hand in the air dismissing her previous comments.



Anya stopped pacing and looked at him. “Simple math really. 5-6 times a week for 2 years. The first half year wasn’t as incredible…only 4-5. Always rounding up, 24 times a month. 12 months…288 acts per year….add on the half year at 80 acts, that gives you a percentage of worship which roughly rounds out to 69% of the year…you add the magical influence factor in and that would easily bump the percentage up by ten easy. So you figure, round everything out to make it simply. 80%. Which means 20% of the year they don’t have to worship, or 73 days. They been sexually apart since November 6th. It’s now January 14th. That’s 69 days. If they aren’t together by the end of the week…" her voice faltered momentarily. "Let me rephrase that. They HAVE to be together by the end of the week. Or we are going to see some serious repercussions.” she said concluding her lesson in lesbian sex ed, 'by the numbers'.



Giles mouth was hanging open in shock. When he finally recovered his faculties, he managed to ask her, “How did you just figure all that out?”



Anya failed to see the impressiveness regarding what she had just done. “Are you kidding? After trying to figure out shipping costs and tax percentages?" She grinned. "That was easy.” If it had involved money, then that would have been something for the ex-demon to be proud of. “I still can’t understand why they have to charge extra for overseas shipping. It just seems like a rip off to me.” she added off handedly.



Giles was still trying to comprehend what all this meant for Willow and Tara. “Anya, focus please. Save the capitalist debates for another time.” he told her.



Anya nodded. “Right. Lesbians having sex. Back on track now.” she said.



Giles sighed. Anya definitely had her own unique approach to humanity. “Alright, so if we summon Anteros?”



Anya shrugged. “It all depends.” She considered his question. “Has he tried to help them yet?” she asked.



“What?” he asked, not understanding why Anteros would be trying to help them get back together. “Why would he do that?”



Anya shook her head in disbelief. “Oh come on. He’s a God of LOVE. Hello! Of course he would do something extreme to try and get them back together. Telepathy, empathy, visions, dream walking, precognition, something that would solely be between the two of them to help them reconnect.” Anya took a breath. “He doesn’t like to enact vengeance, but if you piss him off enough, he will.”



“So you are saying there’s nothing else we can do?” he concluded.



Anya shook her head. “Again, as I told you before. We could only summon. They would have to petition.” she explained.



“Do we have any texts involving this petitioning ritual?” he asked.



Anya went and looked. After a few minutes, she came back with the correct book and opened it. They searched and quickly found what they were looking for. “Here it is.” Anya said. “Any mortal summoning Anteros must do so in the name of love. When petitioning, you must have sufficient reason in the god‘s eyes, offerings to the God, possessions both personal and property of those in question, and a symbol of their most prized possession.” Anya looked over at Giles who was deep in thought. “Ok, everything could be done…how do we figure out what their most prized possession is?” she asked.



It was now Giles turn to play the teacher. “Come on Anya. For how incredibly accurate you were at establishing the exact date they needed to have sex by, you can’t figure out what they would prize more than anything else?”



An incredibly rude and utterly tasteless answer popped into Anya’s mind, but she feared that Giles’ heart just wouldn’t be able to handle any sentence with the word dildo in it. She mentally applauded herself on her self-restraint.



As far as a realistic answer, nothing came to mind. “Is this a trick question?” she asked grumpily. “I’m much better with the lesbian sex questions. Can we go back to those?” she retorted.



Giles went into Sherlock mode. “No. What did Tara give up for Willow? Where does Willow live? Who did she come to when things got bad?” he reasoned.



“If this has anything to do with Glory…” Anya hastily warned.



Giles shook his head. “No, of course not.“ he assured her. “We were all here when Tara sent her father away. Willow and Tara took care of Dawn after Joyce and Buffy were gone. Willow risked everything to bring back Buffy. It’s always about family. That has to be the answer.” he concluded.



Anya wanted to make sure that Giles fully understood what he was getting in to. “Ok, so we come up with all this stuff, then what are we going to ask him for? He’s probably already given them his last ditch effort.” she pointed out.



Giles looked at her with a sad smile. “You brought it up yourself. There is one thing that haunts both of them.” A pause. “Memories.”



Anya couldn‘t believe what she was hearing out of the watcher‘s mouth. “Don’t you remember what happened when Willow tried that?”



Giles shook his head. “I didn’t mean to erase them. I was thinking more along the lines of letting them each experience the other's memories.”



Anya squealed in approval of his plan. “Ooo, that’s good. It‘s dirty and underhanded. Those two are such suckers for each other, once they see exactly what the other went through, the pain, the sacrifices, the mush, they won‘t be able to keep their hands off each other. Great plan. I approve.” she declared with a huge grin.



“Thank you.” he nodded. “I think.” he then added. Was Anya’s seal of approval a good thing? “We’re going to need some help getting the items necessary for the petitioning.” he stated rereading the list of items needed for the summoning.



Just then, Buffy walked out from the back room with a towel around her neck. “Hey, what’s going on?” she asked.



Anya and Giles eyed her like a piece of meat. The perfect accomplice for their plan.



“What? Am I in trouble or something?” she asked noting the strange expressions on their faces.



“You’ve just been drafted to participate in a secret lesbian love mission.” Anya stated with pride. "Should you refuse, we'll be forced to kill you."



"Anya." Giles chided.



Buffy shot Giles a puzzled look. “Has she been inhaling the herbs again?” she quipped.



“No, but we do need your help. You see…” and Giles continued to explain to Buffy everything that he and Anya had discovered and discussed.



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Well, that clears a few things up...four days...hmmm, our girls could be in trouble...then again...so MUCH can happen in four days. I guess there's going to be a strange God popping up soon. THAT'LL be interesting. Wait till you get a load of him...oh boy. Oh and Buffy gets to play secret agent, I can't wait to do that one too.



Next up...the girls have a talk...

Love Will Find a Way

Edited by: jessan15  at: 4/28/02 4:17:27 pm
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Re: UPDATE

Postby Blue77 » Mon Apr 08, 2002 3:24 pm

WOO!!!! I was so happy to see the update and now I'm even happier because it was so good and made me laugh!!! I love how you write Anya, she's so much fun, I can't wait to have a stab at her myself!!!



Love the petitioning idea & sharing memories, it would be so cool if they did that for real in Btvs, and Buffy being a secret agent, I have a feeling she's gonna suck at it like in Anne when she tries to enter that religious place under the guise that she's seen the error of her ways ... ha ha!!



Looking forward to update.



Sam



"She should have died hereafter: There would have been a time for such a word ...

...it is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Shakespeare/Macbeth

Blue77
 


Re: UPDATE

Postby Bobos Mom » Mon Apr 08, 2002 3:25 pm

Slugs...or bunnies. Gotta love that Anya! You continue to do such a good job with all the characters.



The mathamatical breakdown of relationship sex was inspired. Poor Giles. I kept thinking of Spike's wonderful observation, "Cuppa tea. Cuppa tea. Almost got shagged. Cuppa tea."

*********

TARA: Willow and I always know how to find each other!

ANYA: With yoga?

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Update

Postby wolflord » Mon Apr 08, 2002 3:28 pm

Great Update.....Loved the Anya/Giles interaction. I think I got a headache trying to figure those calculations that Anya did in her head. That was so great. Loved the story so far...keep up the great job. :bounce :bounce :bounce

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Re: Update

Postby BigMac » Mon Apr 08, 2002 3:47 pm

Love how Anya figure out how many are left. Waitting for the next update.

Tara: Assume Crash
Positions

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Re: UPDATE

Postby daydreamer » Mon Apr 08, 2002 4:02 pm

Jessan, I'm really excited to see where you're taking this although I do have a pretty good idea. ;) Great update! So, they have four days to, uhm, do the, uhm, thing that I think would get everybody excited too. Looking forward to the next update. :bounce :bounce :bounce



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I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul... - Pablo Neruda

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Re: UPDATE

Postby bulldog tidnab » Mon Apr 08, 2002 4:51 pm

good god jessan, that was just fun... had a great time reading the update... i look forward to the next.



BT

>>i'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back...<<

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Re: UPDATE

Postby Grimaldi » Mon Apr 08, 2002 5:42 pm

sweet update :bounce



loved the sex math that Anya did, the Giles and Anya interactions and Anya telling Buffy "You’ve just been drafted to participate in a secret lesbian love mission.” "Should you refuse, we'll be forced to kill you."



"Perhaps we should just leave nature alone to its simple, one-assed schematics."



"Will she keep on the ground, trying to save me. Slowly forgive my lie, lying to save me. Could she love me again, or will she hate me." Alice in Chains, 'Rain When I Die'

Grimaldi
 


Re: UPDATE

Postby Tiggrscorpio » Mon Apr 08, 2002 7:26 pm

I would have done so much better in math class, had I been given lesbian word problems. Great update jessan15. I like where this is heading.

*****

She's my everything!

Tiggrscorpio
 


Re: UPDATE

Postby VampNo12 » Mon Apr 08, 2002 7:49 pm

Great update Jessan, and I do love how you write Anya. I could only imagine Giles facial reaction when Anya went on her mathematical, lesbian sex exposition to Giles.



I finally understand why Tara can hear Willow's thoughts, and I like the idea of the Scoobies going to Anteros to petition for the infusing of memories for both Willow and Tara in order to get them truely reconcile. I am intrigued by the deadline to have sex, and I have a feeling they don't want to piss the God of Love off.



Can't wait to see secret agent Buffy (I could see her going all out with code names and everything), and greatly look foward to Willow and Tara's upcoming talk in the next part.

VampNo12
 


Re: UPDATE

Postby Pixie gishmock » Mon Apr 08, 2002 8:42 pm

This is great Jessan!! I love the sex math, and the idea of secret agent Buffy.

Life is full of changes...The better you are at letting go of things, the freer your hands will be to catch something new. ~from Off The Map by Joan Ackerman
"It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured before passing out. ~from "Answering Darkness" by Sassette

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Lesbian Sex Math

Postby LeatherQueen » Mon Apr 08, 2002 9:11 pm

*LOL* That was great! I love your Anya. You do really well with her. :)



And oooh,... a strange God showing up. Could get very interesting. :grin








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"Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind." - Glory

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Re: Lesbian Sex Math

Postby sheila wt » Mon Apr 08, 2002 10:38 pm

As everybody already so well pointed out, I love your Anya! :) She's perfect. Loved her interaction with Giles.



Your doing a great job! More, more, more, pleeeaaaseee! :bounce


Sheila

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Willow: "If you felt lost and alone? Where would you go?"

Tara:"To you."

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Re: Lesbian Sex Math

Postby mollyig » Tue Apr 09, 2002 2:30 am

Was Anya’s seal of approval a good thing? A very good question. And agree that Anya's "sex ed, 'by the numbers'" was hilarious.



So Anteros is trying to help them, eh?

I could paint you in the dark, 'cause I've studied you with hunger as a work of art - Collecting you (Indigo Girls)

mollyig
 


Re: Lesbian Sex Math

Postby capricornmist » Tue Apr 09, 2002 3:02 am

Oh now that was funny! I love your portrayal of Anya!



Can`t wait until the next part!

capricornmist
 


Re: Lesbian Sex Math

Postby foreverpiper » Tue Apr 09, 2002 4:31 am

You wrote Anya perfectly! I could just see her doing that in the show. And I can't wait for Buffy to play secret agent/ detective person. That's something I look forward too!



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Once you fall for Willow, you stay fallen.

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